Short Rest: C3 Ep. 34: Mothership Bronze

I really hope someone sent them a convincing snakes in a can gag to the po box that or a 3d printed grenade in an empty can with the note "BYOB - bring your own beans" I thought for sure the plan was to attach the pin to the lid of the beans but no it's pull the pin, hand them the can and run lol

The boys spoiler: Too bad they didn’t copy right sitting on cakes

NutriGrain bars were a staple of my childhood! — she comments on a short rest three years later

Shout out to Murph for playing the fanboy guards on behalf of all of us.

One of my exes, Debbie, introduced me to the kink of cake farting, and the end of this episode had me crying laughing as I was reminded of that wild time in my life. Thank you all.

I used one of those prank hand buzzers at my high school graduation. Shook the principles hand when I accepted my diploma and gave him a jolt 😂

Little did Murph know, the new 2024 Players Handbook introduced weapon masteries, essentially little battle maneuvers.

Keep a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt wyrm

Emily was so unhinged this episode in the best ways lmao I lost it at the nutrigrain bar and pie sitting suggestion

Did Level Up come out after this? https://a5e.tools/rules/combat-maneuvers

crying at the pie segment

Family Guy episode in November 2023 stole your copyright. Chris and Meg start an onlyfans where Chris sits on food

Too funny

It is 2024 where are the long intros?

I have a battle master, and using Quick Toss is VERY helpful!

I am from Utah and it is indeed not "pretty cool". So take that, Jake.

Shoutout the Tim Ream shoutout

I am just finally listening to this episode, but y'all should really check out laserllama!! He is one of the best homebrew people I have seen out there and he has done exactly what you are asking for. He revamped all martial classes to have exploits (maneuvers) so that they have more to do in combat. All of his stuff is playtested and rebalanced to make them fair and fun! He also made some of his own classes like the Savant, an intelligence-based martial class. I hope you check him out, I use his material almost exclusively now. now.https://www.gmbinder.com/profile/laserllama

Did not expect the Tim Ream reference lol

"Snakes in a granola bar" killed me. What a brilliant idea

The way they talk about battlemaster makes me think they’d LOVE laserllama’s martial classes

I prefer to think that a capital T looks like a stalacTite hanging from the ceiling and an M looks like a stalagMite coming up from the floor.

Prime time TV in UK gives you a man sitting bare arse in a cake. Still one of the funniest things I've ever watched. https://youtu.be/IJ7pHfLSB9I

Open can of beans. Attach bottom of lid of can to grenade pin. Place grenade into can with beans. Cast mending on can lid to reseal the can. Give can to enemy. Or friend.

Caldwell referencing Trechbull from Matilda as a replacement for shotput and it going fulling unnoticed was gold

Laurel Caverns in PA fucks pretty hard gang. Add it to the list too.

Guys. Fuckin'. Seat treats. Lolol

I’m with Emily on the nutrigrain bars, they are a key memory

re: all types of caves, Wieliczka Salt Mine outside of Kraków has an underground lakes and has a fully carved out cathedral (lots of ambience). More than 1,000 ft underground too 😲

What's up Endless Caverns is cool if you like caves and rocks - very sprawling and otherworldly! Although if you want more spook and less sprawl there is a stalagtite organ at Luray Caverns just down the road that is DRAMATIC.

As someone from Utah, I was immensely offended by what Caldwell said. As an apology I will graciously accept a live show date in Salt Lake City🙏🏼😌.

It took me since the beginning of February to listen to all the patreon audio content! (I listened 10 hours every day) Caught up now lol. I should have finished animorphs first, though.

SHOUT OUT TO HOWE CAVERNS AYYYOOO.

I wonder how many Google and Alexa devices that Jake activated.

The fire giants and Ultriss are going to try and use the serpent to take over Iron Deep. Calling it now

I think Hardwon should switch subclass to echo Knight and summon Shank. "Where da fuck am I?"

In Taskmaster, Alex Horne once sat bare-ass on a custard cake for a task. It was surreal

Seat Squishers™ merch when

really said it with picturesque, that was probably the most visual episode yet and I loved every second of it, really helps me remember when I can point out certain moment like the zeppelin, the motorcycles, the caves, and all of irondeep was amazing

Cake farts already exists guys

As someone who lives in Utah it blows I won't take it up with Jake or Jake or Jake they are right

The pie idea is basically ‘Squat Cobbler’ from Better Call Saul.

Cave glamping is real, my brother went to one for a Bachelor's party!

“Then my name would be Sil” was the best line of the show

Okay but honestly i now kinda want to start an only fans where i just sit on food and review the texture and just see where that takes me

I think everyone had to say it so Murph and Jake see it. OneDnD's UA Fighter and Weapon Mastery is what they're looking for.

Thank you Jake for standing up for Utah!! ✊🏻 Being from Utah, I was so excited to here you guys mention it!! Made me proud in a strange way! (p.s please please please do a live show here) love you guys!!!!

Wasn’t Ulfgar a battlemaster when they fought alongside him? Could be nice lore that Hardwon grew up idolizing Ulfgar and so he’s taken on some of his traits now.

What clubs do the Not another D&D Podcast support? QPR, Fulham, Millwall, West Ham???

Wow! Awesome shoutout to Tim Ream!!

I don’t know if anyone has mentioned it, but the new 1DnD martial changes do a lot to help all fighters have some battle master flavor like you guys mentioned!

Trick I came up with as a way to remember the difference between stalac-s. Stalactites have to stay "tight" to the ceiling or else they'll fall. You "might" bump into stalacmites on the ground.

Can't wait for someone to hear "What an honor. What an injustice." And I get to point them to these fucking assholes

Was I the only one thinking. Hard won must be battle master, his hero Ulfgar (spelling?) Was a battle master!

The Summit at Big Bend in Texas has cave glamping

"I'll catch it with my ass cheeks and my name will be Sil" went ENTIRELY too unnoticed

Prediction & hope: The serpent is digging around Irondeep to cause it to collapse, so “everything returns to nature”. However, I hope Hardwon gets a “Atlas Carrying The World” moment that involves him holding up Irondeep with his pure strength (remnant divine powers?) & realizes that he can still be a hero.

Looking forward to psi warrior and rune knight jakes in the far future tasha's gets wild

I can't wait for more irondeep, such a cool location.

I'm so excited for battlemaster Hardone!!!!!! IMO battle Master is the best fighter subclass and I've been WAITING to see Jake kill it with bm

Zuckerberg about to drop onlyflans

Sound like Jake went to luray caverns aka endless caverns in Virginia.

😭😭id probably subscribe 2 that OF

Sol riding a thrown javalin is the most Fortnite season 7 I've heard in a long time and It wasn't even Emily's idea

For the extra battle master maneuvers my friend started a campaign where I play a defensive based fighter with a whole expansion of the maneuvers and even higher tier ones with more effects and damage. They are called Lazer Llama’s class expansions highly recommend for anyone wanting to spruce up a fighter

We have a lot of caves in Missouri. If you want to drink wine in a cave, there is a winery aptly named The Cave.

Hearing them talk about "what if all the martial classes got their own maneuvers" and then remember that Pathfinder is kind of like that got me so excited for the possibility of a pf2e one-shot. And yes, that is basically how Pathfinder works

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As far as mounts and dashing goes: 5e is super confusing about mounted combat. General consensus is that as long as the mount is acting purely as a mount, it can dash. I’d highly recommend this article by rpgbot about it! https://rpgbot.net/dnd5/characters/mounted_combat/

I want to see a video of the kettle bell Jake-off

Wait until they hear about cake farts

The snakes were in a peanut brittle can... Peanut brittle so popular in the '90s

Hello everyone. Murph here, again, plugging the Lost River Caverns in Hellertown, Pennsylvania. It's come up at least twice in this podcast, this episode being one of the times. I, Murph, can confirm that place is pretty dang cool. Please visit such a cool place. Alright, back to the show.

Your talk about non-magical martial maneuvers and abilities sounds a lot like 4th edition DND martials actually. You should look into those if you haven't already! They've helped me come up with a number of interesting homebrew abilities and magic items

I’ve been waiting