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April 27, 2023

Hearthside Chat Q&A: Plump & Juicy Edition

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As Summer draws near, the 2 Crew gathers 'round the bonfire to roast some weenies and answer your burning questions about Campaign 3, D&D, TTRPGs and More! We also take a brief detour into discussing which animals Can and Cannot Count. Grab a cold one and head on over!

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Hipster · October 1, 2025

This entire Flintstones conversation is a perfect representation of my brain.

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Audro Baggins · May 24, 2025

Listening back to old eps and we sooooo need a LIVE D&D court !! Pretty please 🙏

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ThacoIsWacko · January 14, 2025

Luck blade isn't wish(es)/day. It has d4 -1 charges.

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Emily's Autumn Apple #NotFuji · October 24, 2024

That was a perfect Zac Impression

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Forg · August 13, 2024

Has anyone created character art in the Final Fantasy style yet???

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Witpending · December 21, 2023

A question from Flando M? Could it be?

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Dorian Doran · October 22, 2023

the luck blade’s description says that it only gets 1d4-1 charges of the wish spell, which makes sense since most of the official magic items are designed with the loot tables in mind

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Mooncrest · May 9, 2023

"Turgid Weiners" made me lol

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hexcat · May 6, 2023

as a bird owner, the only thing you can count on birds for is mischief

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ACK · May 3, 2023

For the first time in like, over a year, I'm finally caught up with NADDPOD! Loving campaign 3 :).

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Grombotron · May 1, 2023

The Nausicaa Graphic Novel i outclasses the movie in every way, only because the novels weren’t done when the movie was made.

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Taylor · April 30, 2023

“I saw it in a cartoon then pretended I learned it in college!” A truly beautiful description of Dunkle.

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Kay Rohloff · April 29, 2023

Yes! Hot Boy Summer Does October in Eldermourne! They could go to CoronerFest! (They totally thought it was going to be a beer festival, terrible misunderstanding.)

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Dallon Taylor · April 29, 2023

the ElderToure !

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BeanCurdHero · April 29, 2023

Man, Eldermourne at the Wilber is such an easy ticket purchase for me. Love that venue, love that campaign, love this crew, would be so good.

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Joe D’Antonio · April 29, 2023

I could listen to 10 uninterrupted hours of the boys talking about the Flintstones

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Cj Ferrigno · April 29, 2023

Yes! Come back to Denver!

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boundspyral · April 29, 2023

I feel like Jake would really enjoy a swashbuckler rogue- it's very in your face for a rogue

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Brother Fern · May 14, 2026

🤺

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CapHillFlash · April 29, 2023

The Hot Boy Halloween tease has me losing my mind, literally so excited

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Daniel Wong · April 29, 2023

Love the small shout out to Acofaf haha

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Matt Atkinson · April 29, 2023

Doesn't the great gazoo just not speak to women? Didn't we find out he's sexist?

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Ayn Like Ryan · April 29, 2023

Is the dungeon court live episode available?

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Amos Polglaze · April 29, 2023

A low polly Sol is just battle toads

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zach orion miller · April 28, 2023

Not an expert, but from experience going from barbarian to bard was awesome for learning spells and how that action economy works. I just aimed for a theme and the spell choices became evident off of that. And I didn't even go college of swords, which is the more martial bard, I went lore, which allowed me to focus more on using spells to avoid combat rather than doing damage. There might be better options for learning how to use spells. Maybe cleric or paladin, but bard felt right to me with a finesse weapon and utility spells.

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zach orion miller · April 29, 2023

The more you protest Flintstones jokes the funnier they become.

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Olivia M · April 28, 2023

Just want repeat what others have said, but Jake, I think you’d love playing a barbarian/rogue multiclass!! With reckless attack you get guaranteed sneak attack (unless something gives you disadvantage). Also it allows you to get up in the mix!!

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Doom Foretold · April 28, 2023

We need another campaign quiz show!!

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Keynon Kocinski · April 28, 2023

Would love to see Dungeon Court as a sort of Livestream where people can call in to present their cases

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Joby Cayman · April 29, 2023

As a season of dimension 20 would be cool.

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Scott · April 28, 2023

Tread’s CHA plus Tread’s personality = Tread is almost impossibly gorgeous

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k.allen · April 28, 2023

If I don't get an Emily October takeover of [Hot]ed House with the boys I will be devastated lol

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Grass · April 28, 2023

I can’t imagine complaining about an Emily october takeover????? That’s like my dream

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Jamie Matthews · April 28, 2023

Jake, I think I speak on behalf of all of Colorado when I say we would LOVE to see you practice law here

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Rueben Winter · April 28, 2023

A swashbuckler rouge is a really fun and action packed martial maybe jake should check it out if he’s interested in rouge

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J. Marshall Smith · April 28, 2023

I was thinking the same thing. It's a good rogue for folks who don't want to give up too much from fighter.

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Danny · April 28, 2023

jake should check out swashbuckler rogue, if he's interested in rogues but still wants to be up in the mix

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Brother Fern · May 14, 2026

Halfling Zorro could be a vibe

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The Wizard Skoolie · April 28, 2023

I very much enjoyed hearing about Pendergreens in the context of C3

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Joe pugh · April 28, 2023

I feel like a bugbear would be a great race for Jake. Giant beefy boy that has a reach ability so great as a martial class but also has “Sneaky” allowing him to stealth around better.

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Ilana Galpert · April 28, 2023

Level eleven rogue makes it so any time you roll a skill you're proficient in, any roll below a ten becomes a ten on the die. What's really cool is it stacks with Jack of all trades so if you take two levels of bard you will never roll below a ten on an ability check. Emily might not like that though because she wouldn't get to roll Nat ones anymore...

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Crits · April 28, 2023

Caldwell, respectfully, I don't need to know anything about the thickness of your wenies Edit: I see this will become a theme

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Nicolas P. · April 28, 2023

Petition for Jake to get sworn in in Denver, loved the Denver live show and would love a live Dungeon Court!

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Emz · April 28, 2023

Cute pet wish: Momo from Avatar the Last Air Bender

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Zack Murphy · April 28, 2023

Begging for live shows in the New Orleans area ❤️❤️

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Professor Pratt · April 28, 2023

Five years? I still remember hearing “dragon pussy” and thinking; “well, that’s definitely something you’d hear on Critical Role or Adventure Zone.” Then Bev trying to do the Bullywog mating call and his obsession with collecting teeth. It’s been an amazing 5 years. You helped strengthen my relationship with my teenage son and have filled past days of gloom with absolute joy! I live for Pentagreens, Balnor, Maw Maw, Paw Paw, the Frost Dwarves, “fuck you, I love you”, Keychain…I literally can go on and on. Above all………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..chicken.

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Maggie · April 28, 2023

Y'all should come to somewhere in the midwest! I can even do Chicago!! But coastal anywhere is just too far :/

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Ben Carnicelli · April 28, 2023

Absolutely do live dnd court in Denver please

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Z Carthy · April 28, 2023

100x yes to more dnd court live (especially in Boston) #justiceforjusticeJake

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Professor Pratt · April 28, 2023

Agreed!! Please!!!’n

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Frank Mastromatteo IV · April 28, 2023

I’m BEGGING for Eldermourne at the Wilbur!

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Wedge Skyrocket · April 28, 2023

Guys, the Luck Blade has 1d4-1 wish spells *ever*, not per day.

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Ellie P · April 28, 2023

Came here to say this

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Mosesf · April 28, 2023

I think people might have already mentioned this, but the luck blade doesn’t recharge. So not as overpowered a wish/1 Day

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Trevor Nicholson · April 28, 2023

Cheers to another 5 years (and then some)!! Also, Trinyvale Triplets should go to Eldermourne and take on the Green Tweens. Or Trinyvale Triplets take Bedrock while Emily is on leave of course

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Josh Yarie · April 28, 2023

The sonic g fuel lol also a show in the Midwest being announced, would make my year

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Clever Innuendo · April 28, 2023

Barney had an episode where he was counterfeiting currency! He knew how to stir things up in subtle ways, he was totally a rogue and ya'll fell for it.

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Fridge · April 28, 2023

zealot barbarians can’t die too

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The Wizard Skoolie · April 28, 2023

BARNEY IS BALNOR

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Anonymous Owlbear · April 28, 2023

If the triplets go to Eldermourne would really love to see them take on and/or team up with the teens of zelbuldar 7

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Espen Hodne · April 28, 2023

Note that the Luck Blade is not a 1/day wish. It also has a number of charges that do not regenerate. So if you spend your wishes they are gone forever.

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Mike · April 28, 2023

The triplets need to meet Olwen the Sullen.

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Glenn D AKA Mcdoogins · April 28, 2023

This plump weiner is a tasty dangle!

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joel · April 28, 2023

I submit "Haunted Fae Ride" for HBS3: a Thrifty Shwifty type waylays the boys on their way to a party (a la Over the Garden Wall) and halfway through his dubious "hay ride" they find themselves in the outskirts of the Autumn Court where something ain't right...

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Liz · April 28, 2023

I want more everything lol, trinyvale, hot boy summer, I am greedy and love it all. Sidenote if the triplets go to eldermourne the trickster will love them.

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Kaileigh Rose · April 28, 2023

I would love more eldermourne. I loveee the setting and overall vibe of it.

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Turner Tush · April 28, 2023

Just a suggestion but I think it’s jakes turn to play a paladin

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Brother Fern · May 14, 2026

Here, here

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Yuncle Ben · April 28, 2023

Triplets go to eldermourne!!! I would love this

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Alan Ma · April 28, 2023

What hotel chain do you think they'll attempt to acquire?

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thaesimir · April 28, 2023

Jake, my friend! Might I interest you in a Rogue/Barbarian multiclass. It may sound crazy, but hear me out. -Reckless attack means you always have advantage on your attacks, so you have a guaranteed sneak attack. -Rage gives advantage on Str checks, so you're rolling advantage on your expertise Athletics checks. -Danger sense gives advantage on Dex saves, so once you have evasion you're more likely to save for no damage on your Dex saves Your weapon choice is limited to finesse weapons, but a throwing dagger build uses all the power of this multiclass to it's full potential, which is surprisingly high for two such different classes

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Karl Rasmussen · April 28, 2023

plus you can wear a mask and make lots of owl and/or bear puns?

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catmuffins2377 · April 28, 2023

Can Jabari pleeeaaassseee meet the twins?

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Manuel Espinoza · April 28, 2023

Sin/Cornsin

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Alan Ma · April 28, 2023

Petition to add "plump ween" as an alt for "thick sode"

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Reclaimer-087 · April 28, 2023

I ADORE Eldermourne! Would love to see more of it in the future!

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xx · April 28, 2023

Yes! Hot Boy Fall!

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Pamphleteer · April 28, 2023

Just wanted to throw my Luck Blade story out there because they were chatting about it on this episode. First, the Luck Blade only has a limited number of charges, so it's not infinite wishes. I had a villain steal the Luck Blade and used two of the wishes for his evil plots, then the party managed to steal it with one charge left! I was excited to see what they would wish for....but they were too heroic and returned it to the guild that it had originally been stolen from, charge unused!

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Brian Tatosky · April 28, 2023

Live Dungeon Court is a great idea.

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Thaddeus Reid · April 28, 2023

I fully support Emily in the Flintstones boycott.

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Timothy Sloan · April 28, 2023

So honoured to have my question asked! looking forward to 5 more years! please come back to Aus as often as you can!

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Pendergreens’ Sick Ibanez · April 28, 2023

Jake, If u want to be full pirates of the Caribbean with it; check out the swashbuckler subclass, its a charisma rogue and you dont need to be sneaky in combat

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Declane Gilhooley · April 28, 2023

I really like Hardwon being back but he's definitely a different character. I am on my 4th C1 run and listening c3. I believe over the years, as Jake has played, he's gotten more gritty. I love this new Hardwon

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Ben Carnicelli · April 27, 2023

Psyched for hot boy october

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David · April 27, 2023

First

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NormalRealHuman · April 27, 2023

What a way to end my day

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Jacob B. · April 27, 2023

YUUUH