D&D Court: Gramma is a PROBLEM PLAYER
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Comments (68)
"I'm reading a book about salt" I adore Emily Axford
NOOOO NOW I GOT TO THE PART WHERE IT CLARIFIED EMILY JUST DOESNT EAT BANANAS BUT UNSURE IF ITS BECAUSE SHE DOESNT LIKE THIS. ... WE STILL CLAIM HER
TODAY, NEARING 10AM PST, SATURDAY OCT 4, I REALIZE ANOTHER SOLDIER IN A CAUSE I FIND SO LITTLE SUPPORT. YET EMILY AXFORDS BEAUTIFUL VOICE SPEAKS. I TOO DO NOT DO BANANAS. FUCK A BANANA.
Murph for the love of God man sugar doesn't cancel out vitamins.
Absolutely tahini works in a banana bread
The line grandma's out there mid maxing is beyond 🔥 for me
Aw maybe I’m projecting too much and the grandma is a very frustrating human to be around for her but…aww I feel so bad for her. Maybe run a campaign with j her and like two other easy going ppl and let them all start as higher players? Let grandma live her fantasy
The reverse gravity case got me heated man. Why tf didn’t the dm just look up the spell rules to verify? And then using it later with the actual rules?!?!infuriating. I am 100% behind ruining the dms dvd player
Truly one of the most egregious things I’ve heard here. I will acquiesce to my DM even if it doesn’t fully follow RAW cuz they’re the DM but then turning it around??? I would have lost it. And I’m the most chill at the table haha. Rule continuity man. If the rules don’t matter at all what’s the point. Just go write a story. (Just my opinion obvi but…gotta be consistent man.)
Triple Choco Banana Punpology
I cracked up @ the idea of the mom sending "deux ex machine earned? *Kermit sipping tea gif*"
I want to second other people asking for warning about the calorie counting comments!! Also just wanted to say, Caldwell is right about the adding zucchini to banana bread to make it healthier: addition IS healthy!!
Murph missed a PRIME opportunity to say "you have to take that grandma with a grain of salt" lol
You’re gonna do WHAT to a DVD!?
Adding veg adds fibre to your carbs and fat and helps not spike ur blood shit - healthy don’t mean salads brother, banana bread and broc pizza can live comfortably in a healthy life
yes thank you!! it makes me sad when they talk about food in such a diet culture-y way :( eating food is not bad!!
The more I learn about Emily lore, the more I believe she is a fae creature from an alternative world that is just a little different than ours. And to be clear I love it.
She's a princess, a fairy queen, born of a chaos demon and an angel of steadfast love... and raised by critters.
No one is going to see this, but I do want to say if you want a dramatic banana bread (also great for brownies). If you know how to make nut milks, make peanut milk, use it to make a baked good, assuming you like peanut butter like flavors, it makes an intense bread or brownie/cake thing.
I truly started crying at the thought of sugar pants
I love to bake and my specialty is zucchini muffins! Like zucchini bread but in muffin tins. Sometimes I make cream cheese frosting for them
The movie Play is French so that’s why you maybe haven’t heard of it but I’ve only heard very good stuff from people who have seen it. Highly recommend.
absolutely just lie to your brain
not dropping an episode after stealing callie… despicable
Follow Up Free '23
I know I must do now, I’ll host a dnd one shot, and I promise in the name of dice Christ, I fight for the law of honesty, justice, and order. I promise to uphold the code of the dice bible. I will now return to dnd
Zucchini bread is the absolute bomb. Adding bananas and chocolate sounds like *chef's kiss*.
I was picturing a DVD in case for the first half of the episode
bananas are a trash fruit, emily is right. banana bread is ok though.
Hear me out raspberry Jell-O center with a DVD suspended
I’ve been an oaf…so here’s a loaf.
Highly recommend the salt book, somehow super engaging the whole time
Am I the only one baffled by the inclusion of milk in banana bread? What Kongo bongo lactic nonsense is this?
It's just there for moisture. You can sub if you want.
"I'm salty all the time. I just sit there and get made about stuff." Can another human be your spirit animal?
I will fight anyone who tries to take my manacles, disguise kit, rapier and rope. Bring it on masked Tarrasque.
Emily is always reading the coolest books
New DMs have issues like that first case because they don't realize that the key to keeping storytelling flexible is just lying. They don't know what you have planned, so you lie.
Emily, notorious hater of Charlie Brown and all things slow-paced Peanuts: "I've been a blockhead"
The emotional turmoil that just seeing this eps title put me through was crazy. Like i was like instantly, are they going to go against the grandma precedent???
and surely the title is leading the witness: I submit that we add a diplomatic "?" after "Player" to not unfairly prejudice the jury
Bring back video court we love the visual gags 💜
In defense of the DM in the Salt DVD case... the plaintiff mentioned that it had been 2 years. It's pretty possible they just forgot about the ruling they made.
Lol. I don’t think I’ve ever disagreed harder with a ruling by the court before. The DM in the case with the Reverse Gravity spell did nothing wrong because the player never pointed out that his interpretation of the spell was wrong. The player specifically says they didn’t point out the misruling and then never used the spell again, and then 2 years of playing later he expects the DM to remember a ruling he made that was never contested and never brought up again. In order to give the player what they wanted in these situations the DM would have to have had a perfect memory and an encyclopaedic knowledge of the 5e spell list. I demand a re-trial (please maybe thank you)!
when did they say that they didn't point out the misruling? the player said they argued for it and conceded because dm is dm. fair point about forgetting their ruling two years later though.
To answer the "how do you make banana bread dramatic" question; I have a recipe I use that includes candied ginger, and honestly I think that's the drama it needs.
I am not a fan of banana bread… pumpkin bread is the way to go!
Are you guys considering a mixed bag for the new dnd movie? (With special guest Lou Wilson??)
Why with Lou? I mean why not with Lou obviously, but why specifically with Lou? Is he involved in the film somehow?
psst- if not, it's ok, but it would be great if there could be a content warning/time stamp on episodes where calorie numbers are going to be mentioned. I think us fans recovering from anorexia would super appreciate it. Loved the episode! 😊
seconding this - i was really disappointed to hear murph advocate for what is essentially disordered eating. calories are what our bodies need to live! and are not a good metric for whether something is healthy or not
I'm so relieved because from the episode title I thought the case of Blasting Grandma had taken a sharp turn lol
My dramatic banana bread involves espresso and dark chocolate, minimal dvd
I also don't eat bananas! Cool
“Meemaw’s Min-Maxing” please make this into merch!
"you can't kill your family during a one shot" I once had a DM tell me "it's called a one shot because the bbeg one shots you" 😔
You are a throughly good egg! Glad you did that and hope you had fun!
I'm Grandma age and I approve of the Grandma ruling!
I ran a little one-shot a few weeks later with grandma and one cousin in person which she enjoyed much more! Just tricky with 6 people to have one player who wants to be the chosen one!
There's a flaw in the "I Gave You Ants" plan. Once you piss your sugar pants, history tells us that the player won't loan you a new pair - they only give armor to elderly alcoholic elf NPCs.
The Salt book is great....his book on the history of Paper is great as well
Emily refusing to elaborate on something is my favorite bit
A LITTLE PLACE... called Manja's
Murph being so confused about the DVD in the bread was so funny. "What I thought it was razzberries?!" 😂
"goblin boogers" had me laughing so fucking hjard my head hurst
Drink a large Gatorade!
We love a late-night dungeon court.
Good timing Murph. Just finished Neverafter. What rolls!