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March 16, 2023

80's D&D Adventure Book: Raid on Nightmare Castle

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Sound the Story Gong! The time has come for our brave LoreLords and their very special, one-time-only-guest Jake Hurwitz to take on the dreaded Nightmare Castle! Join us for a multitude of name changes, line re-takes and several incredibly long tangents that Murph barely survives. So grab your books, press play and let the adventure begin!

CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

8-Bit Book Club Theme by Emily Axford

Comments (68)

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Gazmain · May 9, 2026

The "gong-crow" call towards the end is evergreen😂

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Kaidan C · March 1, 2026

Fantasy is absolutely awash with clashes of red and blue, they’re an iconic combination across the genre What a wild thing for everyone to just agree with

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Crangar’s Little Helper · November 21, 2025

Hi, just coming back in November of 2025 to listen to this again because Adventure-Book Theater is probably my absolute favorite of Naddpodd. So yea

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Chareth Cutestory · December 15, 2025

Have you listened to 8 bit book club? It’s basically this for hours at a time! Check it out here: https://archive.org/details/8-bit-bookclub

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Lilli of the bog · May 15, 2025

Blue and red can look great together, depending on the shades. Look up Patrick Laine's Montreal Canadiens themed suit and tell me it doesn't absolutely rip.

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welcometojen · April 10, 2025

Are webs… cum?

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i am a smapphire · October 4, 2025

'noOO.'

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Big Dolphin Naturals · January 25, 2025

Jake was in Pillars of Pentagarn? I don't remember that 🤔

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Arturo · May 24, 2023

K holes and whippets. If you know, you know

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Mooncrest · May 1, 2023

Y'all got totally webbed up

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Crangar’s Little Helper · March 29, 2023

This was SUCH a riot. Absolutely loved it. So so funny. Murph Just being like, “WE HAVE TO MOVE ON” absolutely classic Murph energy. So funny.

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Ralphward · March 28, 2023

I love how mamy tangents and how little sense this episode makes. Endless laughs. why is there a character named Oestrogen?

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Robert Zorzi · March 24, 2023

Wow Jake's first episode?? Good to see he's not to busy with Amir to join the group xD all in all fun SR energy love it!! You guys make my job bearable at times thank you!!

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Moonlit Ghost · March 20, 2023

There is so much short rest energy in this episode and I love it

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Tiare Sonza · March 19, 2023

In reference to the melb show and this ep - I'm a final fantasy baby!

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Xavier Solomon · March 18, 2023

16 Bit AV Club did not get nearly as much attention as it deserved

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Haven518 · March 18, 2023

Wow, Jake - incredible job. It honestly seems like he's been doing this for ages, crazy how goood his first episode was! Hope to see more, but totally understand this was a guest feature.

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Elijah Nelson · March 18, 2023

“I’m your secret Gray Paw.”

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Omar Mtz · March 18, 2023

Great episode! Love 8 bit book club and that guy Jack did it great for been his first time doing podcasts

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Evan · March 17, 2023

I always mourned the death of 8BBC even if it was necessary for the beautiful butterfly of NADDPOD to emerge from its body. Having these new 8BBC episodes has been such a treat, takes me back to listening to the original series on my way to college classes. Plus it's so cool you got Jake from Jake and Amir to guest star on this one! Would really love to see him come back for another :)

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thiswayjose · March 17, 2023

I’ve had to restart this episode twice cause I have no idea what’s happening and I love it?

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Brock Severson · March 17, 2023

I thoroughly enjoy these choose your own adventure books

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Jess · March 17, 2023

It isn't related to anything but Emily mentions reading All Systems Red at the end. Those audiobooks are one of my comfort medias and I love Murderbot. 🥹

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bibibirdy · March 17, 2023

I also just started reading the Murderbot series. I’m on book two now.

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Hunter Wright · March 17, 2023

OMG THERE WAS A TURTIS MOMENT TOO

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Hunter Wright · March 17, 2023

I love Murph's new "we're powering through" method to all the random garbage everyone else keeps throwing on the track trying to derail this podcast train lmao. This is so funny

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Christopher Harper · March 17, 2023

This is a legendary episode

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Ranch Bass · March 17, 2023

Any warrior cats kids get violently thrown back to middle school at the name Greypaw?

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Hunter Wright · March 17, 2023

Yes lol. My immediate thoughts as well

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Billie Ash · March 17, 2023

Shout out to estragon for helping cure my mental health

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Ben M · March 17, 2023

This episode was deeply unhinged. Nearly unfollowable. Perfect.

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thiswayjose · March 17, 2023

These 8BBC eps have made me listen to the original 8BBC and they truly found their way and I love that for them and these episodes where they do read-alongs or movie reviews are just a highlight every gd time. What a treat.

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Vitor Magnanelli · March 17, 2023

Raid on a nightmare Castle, without the raid, or the castle , but the nightmare stays with CHRIS ANGEL MINDFREAK

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Amy Davidson · March 17, 2023

I thought this was the short rest, and I was really confused why it was the same. For a second, I thought maybe you did an honnest re-edit with the joke stuff from the end, but then it was all still there. I feel super smart today. 😑😑😑

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Jesse Dodorico · March 17, 2023

Now I need to hear Jake sing the opening to 16 bit AV club

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Grimma Lynx · March 17, 2023

Yall went off track so often and so hard I had as much trouble following the episode as yall did the story

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Nova · March 17, 2023

As soon as Emily said she was reading Science Fiction I went “I wonder if she’s read the Murderbot Diaries…” It’s my FAVORITE and I gasped in excitement when she name dropped it!

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aiyana graham art · March 17, 2023

the adhd is really firing in this episode (I am 15 minutes in)

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Jacob Corona · March 17, 2023

Ring the gong once for good news and twice for danger.

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Jacob Corona · March 17, 2023

And three times for a birth

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · March 17, 2023

3…2..1…Axford!

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Beau Tran · March 17, 2023

The silence after Mr.Tanner jokes just make me want to implode into myself 🤣

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FregLover · March 17, 2023

Wow, Jake was in Prank Wars, right!?!

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joel · March 17, 2023

I fucking love that they're all a little uneasy up until about 10 minutes when they find "affable with an edge" and never look back

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gr0ff1n · March 17, 2023

My dad's cris angel

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Kjersa · March 17, 2023

I looked up so many diagrams of a bell and I could not find peen anywhere am I crazy

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Jaina Brannan · March 17, 2023

the bell is just the tip of the peen

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foxclaw · March 17, 2023

YEESSS I LOVE ALL THE 8 BIT EPISODES

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Stansky · March 17, 2023

Wow! That guy who makes videos with Amir is on this one!

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munch lax · March 17, 2023

My dad always said i was conceived because Walgreens wouldn't take a check

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Olivia and Jarod have two lvls of exhaustion · March 17, 2023

I love these! Best way to lift up a bad day at work

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qbull · March 17, 2023

Oh wait, Jake Hurwitz? Didn't that guy used to be a comedian?? How Cool!!

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Doglord Wetbottle · March 17, 2023

There's no time to waste on book club meetings! Calder is being carried away!!

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Grace Bee · March 17, 2023

Everyone needs to read Black Sun by Rebecca Roanhorse!

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chocopaiboy · March 17, 2023

omg is the guest amir from john and amir???

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Karlin Compton · March 17, 2023

The “traitor ameddus” debacle might be the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

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Shane C · March 16, 2023

Is this the guy from Lonely and Horny???

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Robert Weber · March 16, 2023

for the longest time, when they said 'jewel' i heard 'juul'

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Billie Ash · March 16, 2023

I love Jason, he's so great on Jason and Amir x

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Irvin de la Rosa · March 16, 2023

woah, Jkae Hurwitz? Great get. What's that guy been up to?

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mumbo · March 16, 2023

8-bit book club was what convinced me to finally join the patreon, I’ll never tire of these episodes.

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Brock Severson · March 17, 2023

Same!

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Rachel From Animorphs · March 16, 2023

Can’t wait to see who this Jake dude is! Is he the one that played Amir on Jake and Amir?

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Zack · March 16, 2023

I was stoked to see Jake Hurwitz as the guest. That dude is hilarious!

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Fridge · March 16, 2023

first hardwon comes back, now 8 Bit!!!

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Kelley · March 16, 2023

Oh my gosh yes!! Thank you!!

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Dave 3D Art · March 16, 2023

I adore these. I hope you eventually do the HeartQuest Book, "Moon Dragon Summer."

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Cass DeMarco · March 16, 2023

Hell yeah