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January 27, 2023

80’s D&D Adventure Book: Pillars of Pentegarn

Gather your courage and animal familiars, because The Book Buds (and very special guest, Jake Hurwitz) are reading another D&D-inspired Choose Your Own Adventure! Will our heroes survive the ruined Kingdom of Pentegarn? Or will they die pursuing a stupid bit that barely makes sense? (Hint: It is the second one). Turn to page 69 and press play to find out!

CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

8-Bit Book Club Theme by Emily Axford

Comments (52)

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Compound27 · July 7, 2026

Sheath your blade Hurwitz! Man this party wants to take on the Evil One but gets whomped by wolves!

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Kat ! · March 26, 2026

one of yhe best things about these books is hearing emily caldwell and Jake constabtky change everyone's names and muroh having to adapt. its beautiful

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Kat ! · March 24, 2026

one paragraph in and they're already tormenting murph with requests... it doesn't get better than this

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Dragothor · December 29, 2025

I sent them this book so long ago and was so pumped when they did an episode. Just got back to it on a relisten.

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Emily's Autumn Apple #NotFuji · June 24, 2025

THE PILLARS OF PENDERGREENS

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Maya S. Ming · January 31, 2023

This gave me the most uncontrollable giggles I was dying

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Evan · January 30, 2023

Wow, Jake makes a really good addition to the 8-bit Book Club dynamic! Would love to see him on another episode, or maybe even as a guest player for the campaign :O

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Stefan Maroni · January 30, 2023

Did Caldwell call the movie ME-Gan? lol

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Samuel Popovich · January 30, 2023

How do you keep getting such incredible guests on your show?

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Johan Gidlöf · January 29, 2023

Yay, I love 8-bit book club! Good thing to include the fun guy from collegehumor

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aiyana graham art · January 29, 2023

this episode is hornier than the erotic 3.5e mixed bag

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Sam Ninegar · January 28, 2023

This is one of the most unhinged audio files I have ever listened to.

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Ilana Galpert · January 28, 2023

Hero forge just added frog heads to their stl figures so...next porfmas, I hope to gift thee a hot frog

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ak · January 28, 2023

Love Jacob on the new image!

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Zachery Iodice · January 28, 2023

Rogues are temporary. Grandpas are forever.

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Lucian Walker · January 28, 2023

Enjoyed the episode but as someone who's names Fox I found it kinda demoralizing on the commute home to be honest

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Lemon Moon · January 27, 2023

I think in the future it would be fun if y’all played the yawhg, since it is mostly just text.

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Amy Irving · January 27, 2023

lmao at the photoshop of Jake on the 8Bit image

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Jacob Bauer · January 27, 2023

That Jake guy was a great guest! You should have him back some time!

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Kian Ellis · January 27, 2023

So at one point Lydia was atop a moist, warm, trembling pillar…. Interesting.

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Brandon B · January 27, 2023

These Adventure books are always so funny and have chaotic energy. I need more

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Chazaqiel · January 27, 2023

This is great, I just got finishee listening to the other 8 bit book club episodes.

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Martin · January 27, 2023

I honestly love the choose your own adventure read throughs… keep doing these

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Nicole Jordan · January 27, 2023

I just relistened to the adventures of Loreloras and Loras Daddy (idk if that’s how you spell it) so I’m extra hyped for this!

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Sarah Sullivan · January 27, 2023

Hahaha I’m just recognizing the changed cover and tiny Jake is KILLING ME our favorite guest

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Levaithan · January 27, 2023

This book did a farcry ending before farcry.

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Robert · January 27, 2023

That was a lot of fun :)

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Will Smith · January 27, 2023

Worse thing to listen to when giving plasma lmao. Laughed so hard the needle keep moving

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Eric Bouchey · January 27, 2023

I'm new to the patreon does the short rest come later in the day?

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Arlo van Maanen · January 27, 2023

Yeah, usually

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Hunter Gahr · January 27, 2023

I’m very very happy with the return of 8-bit book club!!!

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Kelley · January 27, 2023

Yes! just what I needed this week thank you!

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daniel hoxworth · January 27, 2023

Yes I love these 8 bit book club so much the animorphs episodes brought me back to when I was younger 😂

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Jon · January 27, 2023

Another 8bit miracle. Love it

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Jamie Trees · January 27, 2023

My name is Jamie Trees and I am a coward, this episode was a trip lol

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Patrick · January 27, 2023

I have to say maybe Lidia has tension with your grandpa because… she’s you’re grandma, she is an elf 😰

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Sidratul Chowdhury · January 27, 2023

You have no idea how grateful i am this dropped when it did. I got admitted to the er like three hours ago and am need the distraction.

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CommodoreGalaxy · January 27, 2023

Yes, I loved the last episodes! I'm excited to give this a listen.

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Doglord Wetbottle · January 27, 2023

Wow! This D&D thing seems cool, probably bout to blow up once people listen to 8BBC talk about it!

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bj cox · January 27, 2023

I love these

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Chris Skipper · January 27, 2023

It's really nice they keep inviting Jake back to guest.

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Tiare Sonza · January 27, 2023

Yes a new 8-bit book ep! Been wanting more (I just listened to the final fantasy fanfic episode and died laughing).

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Noah James Perito · January 27, 2023

Truly this is peak content

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John Niska · January 27, 2023

Cracking open a medicinal Molson for this one

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Moonfeather · January 27, 2023

IDK who these 3 guests are but they have great chemisty with Jake!

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · January 27, 2023

Feeling dumber already!

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Nick Lerche · January 27, 2023

Page 69. nice.

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Nick Lerche · January 27, 2023

Barely Thursday murph cmon do better or ur gonna have a summer home in the razzpatch me boy . sheesh. golly

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austinoxner · January 27, 2023

I don't know who these other three are but Jake about to put them on the map.

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Theophilus the Thistle Sifter · January 27, 2023

Not vibing with the special guest... I wouldn't bring him back.

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nick Shelquist · January 27, 2023

Who's jake?

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Josh Morris · January 27, 2023

The people love this