Short Rest: C3 Ep. 26: Big Bev

What a WILD start... I love that they don't remember a lot of the episode lol you'd think they'd record shortly after so their thoughts are fresh.

QUÉBEC MENTIONNED RAAAAAAAH VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE TABARNAK

I can’t believe Jake had the same medical thing as me. I’ve never been able to burp and there’s a real name for it and I also gurgle. And when I used to drink beer (I’ve given up) I used to have to do that insane sound too to get myself to burp and I’d have to reassure all my friend that I wasn’t puking 🤣🤣🤣

I won a burping contest at school once by on-demand burping my team name.

This helped me burp tbh 😂

naddpod en francais est très drôle

We have big Ari and Lil Ari who are now both adults

My grandfather's brother was Benjamin, his son was Benjamin Jr. and his son was Benjamin III. Growing up I knew them as Uncle Ben, Uncle Benji, and my cousin Benjamin.

I had to train myself to burp as well, sometimes I still end up just throwing up instead. I get stomach aches often though.

Insanely late to this, but I won’t say I never burp because it does happen once in a blue moon, but I like very very rarely burp, and my mom has always hypothesized (and doctors more or less confirm it) that it’s because they had to tie my stomach down to where I can’t puke even a little bit… like I’ve never actually puked in my memory and I’ve had plenty of reasons to, I dry heave, etc. but I never throw up. But similarly to Jake I think what I’d do when I was a kid and still do to this day is like make myself cough to expel the air… I cough like really violently and that usually resolves my issue

Ah! I worked at a TNR spay & neuter clinic! Its an amazing non-profit. Did around 12k a year

I have cousins who go by the more "grown up" versions of their names, but they will forever be called Jimmy and Johnny by me.

i also can't burp! happens involuntarily sometimes, and we all celebrate because i make a big deal out of it because it's so exciting for me. used to be maybe once a year on average, now slightly more often. i also get the ribbits. but instead of chest pain i get bloating :c anyway please tell us how p.s. my sister's dad can't fart which is infiinitely more perplexing to me because Everybody Poops?! but also with our powers combined--

Honestly surprised we didn't get the full 9-space alignment chart with burp/noburp as one axis and fap/nofap as the other. :D

The Jake burp story—I so understand this. I call mine “frog burps.” I can’t either man. Haha. So seen.

I knew who big bev was as soon as he was mentioned and the pay off of being right about the reveal was so satisfying!! I wouldn't have wanted it any other way. Perfect big bev intro.

I feel so seen with this Jake burp story

Whenever I tell my friends I can’t burp/have never burped, it also brings the whole convo to a halt to discuss

Haha! I love and thank you for saying my name so many times!! 😂😁👍

The burp talk made me feel physically ill while i was eating dinner 🙀

JAKE all of my uncles are named Chris!!

I know I'm months behind, but wanted to shine some light on the burp issue and medical advice! If you go see a speech therapist who specializes in vocal strengthening, similar to what Emily was theorizing, you can be given exercises to improve your "throat sphincter" as you called it. My throat muscles were not working properly and I was overcompensating using my shoulder muscles and my doctor was able to help me learn to use my vocal chords correctly. Once I started working on improving my vocal chords, I could not STOP burping! Related to this, I also had thr silent type of heartburn which contributed to this issue. Long and short of it, you aren't alone and I wish you many good burps!!

I think I'm in the minority, but I wish this ep had more dnd talk

Speaking as a fellow 37 year old who has chronic stomach aches, fuck off.

Anyone else disappointed there wasn't a clip of Jake's ribbits?

I also was unable to burp until a few years ago! Was rough and the chest pains were awful

Finally someone who has gone through the weirdly specific problem I’ve had, not being able to burp is rough.

Absolutely wild that Jake has never had a stomach ache- from chronic stomach ache haver

I’m late to this, just catching up on episodes and I learned how to burp when I was 18 at Thanksgiving. My mom said I struggled as a baby instead of burping I would just cry and then spit up. Crazy how many people out there don’t know how to burp!

Bro I’m 13 and burp and feel pain when need to poop some time

I tuned out for half a second and now they’re aligning types of jerking off how did we get here

I have 1uncle johns 1 cousin John and my dads name is John! I also have two mikes and 2 aunt Angie’s! We talk about then by going “cousin John” or “aunt Angie” instead of my aunty Angie

Jake!!!! I don’t burp all my carbonation up either and so I’ve never been able to drink beer or anything without all that chest pain! I can burp regularly but can’t burp after drinking carbonation. Everyone thinks I’m crazy but it’s 34 years of this shit! I thought I was alone!

We had a Larry and a Little Larry in our family. Little Larry was called that into his late 40s

As a Greek, there are so many repeated names. We can usually differentiate with, like, “John Jones!” And “John James!” Or “Uncle John!”

I have a friend who literally cannot burp. This is a thing! Hahahahaha

Can we please mixed bag that is jakes medical history. The world must know

As an adult uncle Johnny, I appreciated the John convo

this has been my favorite short test ever, and as someone who has listened to every short rest, that’s saying something

Ok so, my mum has 2 bothers, called Peter and John. My uncle Pete (coincidentally is over 6 foot tall and used to play Rugby) named his son Pete, so we have big Pete and little Pete! It gets better; my dad is called Pete too, but he gets nicknamed Pedro, it's rather amusing having all three in the same room 😅

I CAN’T BURP except it’s surprised me about four times in my adult life lmao

Anime is science.

Another one for the sign. In This House We Believe Anime IS Science!

I'm from Québec and my god it feel good to listen people from the US to speak about my part of the world and it's not trash talk XD

I too couldn’t burp until I turned 21 and began drinking beer like my life depended on it.

I can’t burp either. Had to race over here to show appreciation for Jake’s struggles

I'm lucky it's never been painful except for the time I vomited up air after chugging beer and was almost late for a concert

Thank you for raising awareness for those of us who cannot burp King 👑 teach us your ways

I was with him through the burbs and the stomach ache thing, but only uncle johns? that's big alien energy

I think Jake just might not be human

I did choir training for over a decade. And still can't burp... Guess I'm flying to Chicago. Thanks Jake for the hot tip

We need a "No Burp, Just Fap" shirt

In campaign one Hardwon couldn't burp in the first layer of hell when he and Moonshine fell into the river on the way to lust. I wonder if Jake couldn't actually burp then either

Hey guys. Doctor here. This is perfectly normal! Jake clearly cums far too much, and he needs to cum less to have normal bowel habits. Jake must cum upwards of 7 times per day to have these strange bowel habits, and it is my professional opinion (I have a degree) but hat Jake should keep his free Willy away.

This is my favorite burp fact. Though it is sad. But If you have to have your larynx removed sometimes people learn to speak on a burp. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esophageal_speech

I CAN’T BURP EITHER

are y'all doing d&d episodes that aren't in the main feed? Keep talking about HBS. Where are those episodes? Can we get updates when you change or add tier rewards?

Selfless jerking off could potentially be a sperm donor, or for an artificial insemination for a surrogate

First time I've heard another person speak about not being able to burp! I had the same thing where I couldn't burp, I would make those weird noises which friends and family labelled 'raptor attacks'. After a while my body would go straight to hiccuping to try and expel the gas, which was really violent & painful. Just after I turned 30 my wife gave me a random de-gas tablet, before we went out one night and I have been burping non stop since... 2 years later and still learning to control them 😁

I think I can see why Jill had to bring in Tucker. I'd need some steadying after finding out your partner does a daily megaburp.

I couldn't burp untill I was 17. I just used to release gas with a little "ehhhhhh" every so often. When I first burped I was so stoked. Never met or heard of anyone else who couldn't burp, so this episode hit me in the feels.

Commenting late but Jake I had the same thing with not being able to burp – and I never realized that's why I also had those little mouth sounds!

I understand the John-ness, my dad Henry‘s father was named Henry who had a sister named Henrietta who married a man named Henry and named two of her children Hank and Henry and then when my dog had puppies I named one of them Henry but I was also like 10

chaotic evil jacking off is the guy who regularly does it in one of the bathrooms on my dad’s floor at work. it’s been years

I feel so seen by this burp convo. Lmao I thought I was the only person who can’t burp. I also don’t really throw up and can’t make myself throw up.

If yall make a mug, I'll buy it

Male strays in fuck season are actually called Toms (tomcat), John is an anonymous HUMAN male (especially in prostitution cases)

Am a doctor but not a gastro specialist. What a lot of people don't know about the gut is that it has the most neurons in the body after the brain. It's really strongly innervated and because of this people's guts have different "personalities". For most people this manifests as "how often a day/week do you shit" but it sounds like Jake has something wacky going on down there. Other people have mentioned the vagus nerve - it could be that but the vagus also does gag reflex and we know Jake definitely has that from this very episode. All in all definitely not something to worry about just one of those things. For the record I shit three times a day.

I literally have my MD (currently completing a residency in family medicine) and I have no idea what could have possibly happened to your insides to make you go your whole life without a tummy ache. I was pretty sure that’s a universal human experience…?

Do not hear this episode if you are in the gym, people will think you are crazy because of thr constant laughing

Didn't cover this in medical school so now I'll keep it in my back pocket when someone mentions it and I can act like I know all about it... which tbf I then went on a bender and looked into it haha

As a vocalist, I know that my technique is in a good place when I burp or toot in a lesson (of course not actually in a performance haha). Throat relaxation and deep breaths from the diaphragm!

Not a doctor but my first thought was issues with Jake’s vagus nerve. Although vagus nerve damage usually manifests with negative side effects, doctors used to give vagotomies (cut the vagus) to treat ulcers and other stomach issues in the 50s and 60s.. Jake also might have a super strong gut flora that just tackles all indigestion. for more about Vagus nerves https://open.spotify.com/episode/56cJaxluwZMOhH4lhcnyiP?si=oIzYROj-TuW_uWUCY6Ddsg

Holy shit Jake, I am also a member of the No Burb Society and this has been eye opening. Or throat opening if you will

So how did this go and Jake not panic? Durring C 1 when Bev said to Hardwon, " Hardwon, you didnt know how to burp"?

This is my first short rest, as I just caught up on the podcast, and my oh my what a weird way to initiate myself. #DailyBurps

Oddly freeing to know that, according to the Murph and Jake aging scale, I'm just over halfway.

It’s 2 min in and I’m so angry at you shitasses! There’s a real medical condition where people can’t burp, MYSELF INCLUDED. I feel personally attacked!

The most unhinged short rest. A+ content

Not a doctor but I'm pretty sure all Jake needs is a Molson

I would buy a shirt that says “Anime is Science” with off brand Naruto characters on it.

My take away from jakes no burp situation is that he has no gag reflex and I’m jealous as hell lol

Somehow this just came on my FYP on TikTok after listening??? https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRVodV96/

As a Canadian and soon-to-be doctor, this was a particularly special short rest for me! Thanks Jake for teaching me about a new disorder - apparently what you have is called retrograde cricopharyngeus dysfunction, and it was only recognised in 2019, so there's a reason you thought you were alone until now!

Ha! I am one of those non-burpers. The weird throat gurgles are the worst! Never got the courage to make myself burp like that tho cause I’m scared it’d make me puke 😅

To Jake and everyone else in the comments with difficulty burping—look up “visceral manipulation.” It’s basically a specific kind of massage for your internal organs that helps loosen up restrictions in your fascia (the membrane that holds your organs together) and get your organ systems communicating properly. Can be super helpful for weird GI stuff.

On the edge of my seat for the next episode after Murph mentioned how hard the fight was gonna be.

Now THIS is why I support this podcast. Answering the burning questions nobody is asking. I cum for the FAP alignments and hot takes on burping!

Gotta say that the fact that Jake has had no stomach problems but played Nyack is proof he is the greatest actor of our generation

I’M DYING over the burp revelation!!

My stepbrothers both have significant others named Megan (one is now wife, one is engaged so will both have the same last name) and both are pregnant so I now just refer to which is which as a unit 'how is StepBrotherandMegan'. Finally Mouth breather representation in the SR

When is the sequel to hot boy summer coming out. Emily mentioned it and I just wanted to make sure I didn't miss it.

In this house we believe anime is science.

Canada isn't real, just Quebec is. I'm cackling.

I would 100% buy a mug that said “the quiet confidence of secretly knowing you’re a dragon” and it would 100% grant me inspiration at work! Please print it!

Release the ribbit! That’s absolutely wild that Jake never burped before this year. Now my girlfriend’s claim to have never hiccuped seems more plausible

They keep talking about hot boy summer 2. Did I miss the release of it or is it in a tier I'm not part of

I'm a John from NJ who used to go by Johnny, dad is also John/Johnny, his brothers name is Tom and his son's name is Tommy. Murph made me realize this is definitely a NJ thing and maybe I should just fight all the other Johns per Caldwell's order

Honestly Jake just doesn’t know what a stomach ache feels like. And he DIDNOT have food poisoning and just self diagnosed wrong. He’s had one and he isn’t describing it properly.

I would love a mug saying “The quite confidence of knowing your a Dragon”. Even if it is just for Merch tier patrons.

This was probably the most unhinged SR. 😂😂

For Murph's mouth breathing, has he ever seen an earth-nose-throat specialist? I was always a mouth breather because my nose was constantly plugged, saw a specialist, and now it's clear. In my case it was a mix of a deviated septum and nasal polyps (which something like 30% of all people eventually develop!), and the procedures for fixing it are very routine with a short recovery period.

Idk if anyone else has already mentioned this, but I just happened to be relistening to the episode in the hell arc of campaign one when Moonshine and Hardwon fell into the river Styx and were subject to the Feeblemind spell. I thought it was a hilarious and original improv bit when Jake said that Hardwon was so dumb he forgot how to burp, but he was just pulling from his real life. Incredible.

I’ll def be here for the Jakes health mixed bag lol

I have literally, no exaggeration, the same experience as Jake in re:not burping. I still can’t do it!

As a french Canadian from Quebec, that last bit made me laugh SO hard😂 you're welcome in Montreal whenever you want!

I had never heard of this no burp thing until today. Just a few hours ago, it came up on my tiktok fyp. The reddit, the guy doing the Botox injections, all of it. How? How could this happen so close together after so long of hearing 0 about it??

My body definitely has a hard time burping too and my stomach will start heaving in order to get it out. I have belched into the toilet so many times thinking I was going to hurl 😆

True Neutral jerking off is obviously just shower with no visual or lubricating aid at all

The biggest revelation of this episode is that Jake has been a bullywug this whole time. Incredible

If the "quiet confidence of secretly being a dragon" were on a mug in the merch store I would purchase it *immediately*

Like Emily said, If you don’t get stomach aches maybe something’s up with your vagus nerve? It has multiple connections to the stomach and intestinal tract but idk 🤷‍♀️

Jake, your burping journey has given me hope for my future. 32 years old and only one, gigantic, painful beer burp (roar?) in my memory! Thank you for shedding much needed light on our stupid plight.

okay i have the exact same experience as jake i also cant burp!!! and i also make those mouth gurgle sounds! jake the burp doctor PLEASE teach me to burp!!!!

I think Neutral Jerking is Accepting it's natural feeling and taking care of it when appropriate, Chaotic Jerking is just going for it then and there, and Lawful Jerking is trying to achieve something from the jerk that is more that just sexual satisfaction.

I hate to be pedantic, but the stomach is kinda high, and is actually in the ribcage. Jake has never had intestinal pain, but the chest pain could be stomach related

I ALSO COULD NOT BURP UNTIL A FEW YEARS AGO I can’t believe I’m getting this representation right now. incredible solidarity jake

Calder breaking out a Tabarnak the next time he has a close call with Ultriss 😄 and are the Nordiques still a thing in the Frigid North?

Did anyone else think of the person on Reddit who predicted big bev being the baby dragon from C1?

I'm 28 & still have to tap on my own chest to burp myself like a baby so I feel you Jake 😔😔

Canada is cannon. Cannonda.

Neutral fap- one handed, lotion included Lawful- one handed, no lotion, tissue included Chaotic- one handed with a finger in the bum

This short rest is off the rails. I absolutely love it

With all Jake's stomach issues I wonder if he ever did Shrooms. Bc I know it have a lot to do with digestion. And I have definitely had stomach aches for a few min on Shrooms

The burp thing is definitely a medical condition. I don't remember what it's called but a friend of mine gets horrible stomach cramps from being so bloated from it. Poor Jake.

jake learning to burp in 2022 is inspiring. i will spend 2023 learning to burp and not have to ribbit any longer thank you bailiff jack!! also my stomach hurts all the time so i don't think it's a no burp thing.

One of the best short rests ever

Oct-no-burp

Give us this day our daily burp

My theory is Jake is full of shit. Literally and figuratively there's no way he went 37 years without some sort of stomach ache. Especially if he's had food poisoning. Is he gaslighting us? Lmao

About the uncle John thing both my dad and uncle are both named Dave so my dad is called Dave and my uncle is called fish head

I'm so proud to be a Quebecois right now, cant believe I'm also a cannon Bahumian x'D

Oh my god please release the ribbits 😭😭😭

How did this burp situation not come up when they were in hell in campaign one!? Hardwon couldn't burp and moonshine couldn't stop😂

I can’t wait to hear Emily’s excitement about a grown up MBP||!

Jake I get the uncel john thing. My dad (my mom's ex husband) is named John, her boyfriend is named John and my brother is named John

OLAF DIES IN FROZEN 2

Fellow ribbit-er and sometimes I can drag them out slow and have it crescendo into the roar burp, no fingy needed 😎 having EOE makes me burpy in general just all the time. It sucks

Jake- do you get migraines?

JAKE how did you learn how to burp??? My mouth makes those same gurgly noises! 😭😭

Early open but Jake I learned to burp a few years ago and I’m with you brother - now I’m proud of every last one that comes out