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November 24, 2022

Hearthside Chat Q&A: All About FOOD

Happy Thanksgiving! To celebrate this food-based holiday, the 2 Crew gathers around the fire to answer questions about any and all things edible. Their answers (and the volume at which they're given) are sure to surprise you, so please, dig in!

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Hipster · August 19, 2026

This is literally the best Hearthside Chat. I laughed nonstop throughout the entire thing!

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Claire · March 23, 2026

Real life healing potion is Canada dry cranberry ginger ale (but also hell yeah cheerwine)

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riskutforthebriskut · March 16, 2026

NADDPOD: im gonna slice this dudes head off, gut him, and sleep in his dead body for warmth also NADDPOD: this might be too much for the vegetarians but... i like pork rinds this show is an enigma

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Dom Lehn · February 27, 2026

Bread ovens are so dangerous! Always burnt myself on it as well. I understand, Em

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i am a smapphire · September 16, 2025

Djiehehdhhdbaisi HAHAHAH TO HEAR THIS NOW, IN WASHINGTON, ROOTING FOR THE MARINERS WOWOWOW OK HOPEFULLY THEY WILL BE CALLING SOON JAKE 😆😫😭

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riddle me grinch · April 26, 2025

Buncha crunch. They sell them and mostly just at movie theaters. Pro move pour buncha crunch in your popcorn.

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Ziel R. · January 20, 2025

You guys are gonna get me to actually try cheer wine. They added it to the specialty soda section of the local grocery store and I was always kinda curious but never curious enough to actually try it

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Jess J · January 20, 2025

I love a skor bar !

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ThacoIsWacko · January 13, 2025

I've always gone with health potions being absolutely disgusting. Medicine tastes yucky.

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Jess Mosher · March 4, 2023

IT'S BUNCH-A-CRUNCH!! BUNCH-A-CRUNCH GOD DAMN IT!!

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k.allen · January 9, 2023

Bunch a Crunch apparently still exist and now I want some. Also they brought back 3D Doritos for awhile and they were far less superior than the ogs

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Faith Huisman · January 3, 2023

Murph is THE Oscar Meyer wiener.

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Faith Huisman · January 3, 2023

For me health potion gives me pepto bismol vibes. I do agree with the Ginger idea though - like a ginger beer with bitters. Or a cranberry juice cocktail or something. Sour but full of vitamins?

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aiyana graham art · November 24, 2024

agreed!

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ACB · December 31, 2022

I visited North Carolina to go to the Cheerwine festival and see Smashmouth live in concert and got a throat abscess from a tinder hookup. This potion conversation really spoke to me

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David Goertsen · December 21, 2022

Skor is my favorite chocolate bar too, Emily.

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Moonlit Ghost · December 14, 2022

As someone who has accidently ate mercury as a child (thermometer broke in my mouth) it's not a good taste

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Oliver Jasper · December 5, 2022

I felt a little called out during my work day delivering in Seattle when Seattle Mariners was said XD.

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Jake’s jerk jelly #CCC · December 2, 2022

CUM MUPPETS!

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JigMink · December 2, 2022

Bunch a crunch was the crunch bar clusters. I think they may still have them at movie theaters.

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Josh · December 2, 2022

I listened to this so high, and every 10 seconds my brain reset like a goldfish from hearing this conversation

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Megan · November 29, 2022

i cannot wait to see the chicken eating contest!! XD

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Chris · November 29, 2022

Also if Caldwell ever sees this, Nine Dragon Palace closed sometime between my freshman year at Wake (2016) and now :(

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Chris · November 29, 2022

Caldwell is extremely on point with Cheerwine, nothing else came close to what a health potion tastes like

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michellemittens · November 29, 2022

When y’all were talking about the healing potion, I thought to myself that it would be cherry and sweet and bubbly, and I truly felt an out of body experience when Caldwell said Cheerwine because that’s exactly what I was thinking of. 😂

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Claudia Ornis · November 29, 2022

Starting to think emily has a black widow sized backstory that she keeps revealing on accident. Also explains her bad memory.

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King ETL · November 28, 2022

We need the chicken eat off

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bj cox · November 28, 2022

I will give 100 dollars to see the chicken contest

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Gearbox · November 28, 2022

Health potions have always been Red Gatorade to me.

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Kendra Waters · November 28, 2022

Can we please get a livestream of Jake and Murph challenging each other to a rotisserie chicken eat off?

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Winterbat · November 28, 2022

I really really wanna see who would win that rotisserie chicken race.

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Jade Payne · November 28, 2022

I am desperate to bring three rotisserie chickens to the Atlanta show to see this showdown.

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OvrCaffWarlock · November 28, 2022

Could you imagine how awful it would be to drink a carinated mineral water in the middle of combat? I have a hard enough time drinking it in fully relaxed on the couch.

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Noah Jay · November 28, 2022

The rerelease I need is Tastetations/Creme Savers. There's not really any candy that filled that niche. Even the Starburst Hard Candy. What happened to all the glossy round candies?

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Noah Jay · November 28, 2022

Screaming Buncha Crunch at my phone is not a good look. You can still get it at movie theaters. Dunkaroos are rereleased but too expensive and not as good as I remembered.

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evans-endeavors · November 28, 2022

RP wise for healing potions I have my players decide what meal or beverage brings them the most comfort. That’s what the potion tastes like to them. But my brother is playing an alchemist and we made a list of ingredients based on historical and mythological uses of plants and things including lavender, comfrey, archangelica, woundwort, honey, and chamomile. So I imagine at least in my game healing potions taste like a floral/herbal tea with a light sweetness of honey.

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Av · November 28, 2022

Bro I gotta bring some cheerwine to the ATL show How have y’all never had it 🤯🤯

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Ames · November 27, 2022

Honestly health potion gives me non-alcoholic absinthe vibes

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DXGypsy · November 27, 2022

I live in NC and was literally drinking Cheerwine when Caldwell mentioned it. Nearly did a spit-take when Murph dogged him over it.

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EightACactus · November 27, 2022

The last time I bought Rice Krispie Treeats Cereal it was "New and Improved" and instead of marshmallow coated clusters it was just slightly sweetened Rice Krispies with miniscule marshmallows. It was the most disappointing bowl of cereal I have ever eaten and my parents fed me Grape Nuts as a child.

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Penny Garbo · November 27, 2022

I am here for the rotisserie chicken competition. I will pay whatever you ask to watch that show down

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Vilaykham Sukhaseum · November 27, 2022

I don't know why but the rotisserie chicken argument, I imagined it between A possum, a raccoon and a weasel

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Nicole Jordan · November 27, 2022

This must’ve been before the latest if I were you because that throat spray is heavily featured and I was waiting for Jake to say something

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Simon Hughes · November 27, 2022

Clearly you've never had the oven break on a birthday, cake on the grill actually comes out surprisingly well

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Adam Sarandos · November 27, 2022

If they do a rotisserie chicken contest and Jake some how miraculously wins. I'll become a council of elders member for a whole year.

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Unfitmoviebuff · November 27, 2022

For Heath potion flavor I’m thinking a tarty cranberry juice. Recover health and fight that UTI.

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Donovan Breazeale · November 27, 2022

Literally drinking a cheerwine as I'm listening, what an accurate description of a health potion

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · November 27, 2022

We absolutely need a 3 way cluck-off!!!

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Cj Ferrigno · November 27, 2022

Please 🙏 we need a rotisserie chicken eating contest mixed bag. Cluckgain bowl material. I think it'll be pretty clear whose winning by halfway through

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Cj Ferrigno · November 27, 2022

Fucking love cheerwine I can get them at Rise and Shine Biscuit shop here in Denver

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Alexander Vaa · November 26, 2022

Did Caldwell just spoil Yellowjackets? 😱

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Brian Tatosky · November 26, 2022

Time for the NADDPod to head to BevMo for Cheerwine!

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Brian Tatosky · November 27, 2022

Rotisserie chicken off washed down with Cheerwine. I mean seems required now.

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Nesve Fowl · November 26, 2022

It would be hilarious to see a whole chicken eating contest for a mixed bag

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Mayor of Clown Town · November 26, 2022

Emily i felt so spiritually connected to you this episode, skor bars are my favorite candy bar and the question about the food you’ll never had again immediately made me think of a sandwich from a shop that closed 15 years ago and the main thing I remember about it is that it had sprouts and i loved it

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Nesve Fowl · November 26, 2022

I’m from NC and I fully agree with Caldwell

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Josh G · November 26, 2022

I think a healing potion would taste like Elecrolit or Pedialyte. Probably warm.

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Softest Alpaca · November 26, 2022

for me a healing potion would taste like guaraná soda, i'm so sorry but i think it'd taste good

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AmberDextrous! · November 26, 2022

There is in fact a spitroasted cake from Germany (and particularly loved in Japan) called a baumkuchen and it fucking rules.

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Rin · November 25, 2022

There was a brief existence of a Cherry Vanilla Coke in the early 2000s. I dream of that combo coming back

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alex · November 26, 2022

https://us.coca-cola.com/products/coca-cola-flavors/cherry-vanilla they sell it, just maybe not near you

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Clayton Molter · November 25, 2022

Health potion == straight aperol

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Hedge · November 26, 2022

Oh no, this feels too accurate.

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Amanda di Johnny Bravo Camera · November 25, 2022

I am another buncha crunch enjoyer! harder to find in general/ in movie theaters than before but I still love to have it melty n messy with popcorn

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Ellen · November 25, 2022

The (undeniably) correct answer to "which 90's snack to bring back" is PB Crisps.

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TisDrJ · November 25, 2022

You can get cheerwine in Atlanta.

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Yura · November 25, 2022

We really need that patreon goal for rotisserie chicken eating contest lol i can't breath from laughing so much

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EggBilly · November 25, 2022

Murph is absolutely a Macho Man Randy Savage Slim Jim

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Cora Bright · November 25, 2022

I am from NC and I love a Cheerwine but to me a healing potion is lemony

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boundspyral · November 25, 2022

Just popped in mid-listen to say BUNCHA CRUNCH! Thank you.

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Noah Jay · November 28, 2022

I literally screamed it out loud as soon as Emily said crunch. Then screamed it over and over until I realized they weren't going to land on it.

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squalor and splendor · November 25, 2022

Excuse you, murph? Chlorosceptic, good?????

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Noah Jay · November 28, 2022

There's not much to do in New Jersey.

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Lilybet Gates · November 25, 2022

Caldwell talking about Cheerwine and my southern brain being like wait it’s not everywhere what

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Wyatt Valentine · November 25, 2022

Jake said my name this is probably the best day of my life

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Keith Kelly · November 25, 2022

To me Cheerwine tastes kinda like a lightly carbonated, melted cherry Slushee (in the best way). BevMo and a couple other specialty drink shops in SF started carrying it and it's a goddamn blessing. If we could just get Bojangles chicken, I'd never need to go back to NC again.

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Sophia Todd · November 25, 2022

I grew up in (and just moved back to!) NC- all these cheerwine references in the show and the comments are making me so happy

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Alan Ma · November 25, 2022

Is Cheerwine just a regional NC thing? I went to college in Cleveland and IIRC all the grocery stores stocked it.

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Noah Jay · November 28, 2022

It's definitely throughout the Mid-Atlantic, I've lived in NC and now VA and it's here too. But I imagine WV and even Ohio would have demand

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Omar Mtz · November 24, 2022

We need the rotisserie chicken eating contest!!!!

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Tristin Lewis · November 24, 2022

This episode is solid gold.

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Declan Konesky · November 24, 2022

Isn't being Ratatouilled by an octopus just what a mind flayer is?

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LowlyWorm · November 25, 2022

you’re so right

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Driftwood747 · November 24, 2022

"like the foreskin" what?

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Unfitmoviebuff · November 24, 2022

I’d pay an irresponsible amount of money to fund this rotisserie throw down

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Grass · November 24, 2022

The blue m&ms are the yummiest

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Adam Gomez · November 24, 2022

But the yellow m&m is the funniest guy alive

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Eric Udy · November 24, 2022

Cheerwine is absolutely a health potion, Caldwell is right on the money

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Javan Thomas · November 24, 2022

Hearing Caldwell double lime a Corona gave my little brown heart so much joy

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Adam Gomez · November 24, 2022

All this food talk reminds me of that college humor video where Emily flushes a cake down a toilet

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Cathy Lewandowski · November 24, 2022

Buncha Crunch, y'all!

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jackalope503 · November 24, 2022

Throw a cake on the grill and put jizz on ice, its Bananksgiving!

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Lucian Walker · November 24, 2022

I appreciated the cheerwine reference

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Carey Compton · November 24, 2022

I sliced into my thumb moments before y'all started talking about cooking injuries 😵🙃 (I'm okay!)

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Adam Gomez · November 24, 2022

For the health potion question I have another region specific drink: big red from Texas. It’s red like a health potion should be but the taste is literally sugar water with a vague fruit taste. Love it

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Elijah?️ · November 24, 2022

The cheerwine reference 🙏🏻

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Adam Gomez · November 24, 2022

The way Emily and I said cannoli at the same time… our minds melded.

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Houston Compton · November 24, 2022

I hate to break it to you guys but red thermometers are filled with mineral spirits or alcohol different poison, still poison

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Thomas Hegarty · November 24, 2022

I think Tucker could beat Jake in the rotisserie contest. But Murph gets my vote for the w

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Addison · November 24, 2022

I gasped when cheerwine was brought up, I miss it so much

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kitty heite · November 24, 2022

Excuse me, boxes are absolutely a hazard. As are flat floors, the transition between floor and rug, laundry baskets, steps and cats. Doesn't matter if you're an adult or not. Hard falls happen to everyone. #hardfallawarenessmonth

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DiscoSaurusFresh · November 24, 2022

If Jake wins the rotisserie race I'll up my pledge no questions asked lol

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Marley McDonough · November 24, 2022

Bringing y’all cheerwine during the Savannah show.

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Marin Wilson · November 24, 2022

Are there any C3 spoilers in here? I took a break to binge C1, and now I’ve only heard the first 10ish episodes of C3!

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🦋 Merryn C 🦋 · November 24, 2022

None at all. :)

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lilac · November 24, 2022

i’m disappointed that caldwell failed to mention that cheerwine is always just a little flat. a distinct quality

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Brian Thompson · November 24, 2022

They did bring back 3D Doritos, but only as spicy Cheese and Ranch flavors.

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Vivi · November 24, 2022

There is no way murph doesn't know what a Skor is

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Thomas Heniff · November 24, 2022

I NEED the rotisserie race!!

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Desmond Knight · November 24, 2022

Clearly a t-shirt cannon hotdog you catch at the game for murph. Perfectly not goofy but completely awesome at the same time.

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LoRoFox · November 24, 2022

Ready to tuck in!

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Erin Paravel · November 24, 2022

You can (and should) grill pound cake!

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Teo Tamashiro-Harris · November 24, 2022

How does Caldwell have a two year old already?? I swear he just went on paternity leave like a couple months ago 😅😅

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Aspen · November 24, 2022

health potions = cheerwine real

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Nathan Port · November 24, 2022

The sexiest baked good is definitely McDonald Japan's Adult Cream Pie. I kid you not, that is the name

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Gearoid Cotter · November 24, 2022

Happy Thanksgiving! Please do the rotisserie eating contest for a mixed bag!

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keysi ellle · November 24, 2022

so early?!

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LoRoFox · November 24, 2022

Looks like someone was up all night editing

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jsteeze · November 24, 2022

You can get Cheerwine at court street grocers in Brooklyn 🫡🫡

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King Wonderbread · November 24, 2022

Happy Thanksgiving from the 518! Time for a Bloody Mary!

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Gabe Ibarra · November 24, 2022

This has made my shift go by so much faster! Love y'all and Happy Thanksgiving!

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foster the boneless duck · November 24, 2022

gonna bake some gingerbread cookies while i listen to this

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Calvin Silver · November 24, 2022

Cheerwine fucks so hard Caldwell you’re so right about health potions tasting like it

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Trevor Brown · November 24, 2022

The cheerwinos are reporting in

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pluckythechicken · November 24, 2022

Happy Thanksgiving!