D&D Court: Enema Potions, Unfair PVP & The Item-Swiping Magpie (w/ Jasper William Cartwright)

Is Emily's airplane story a different one? I thought before she said the man watched boss baby 3 times not goodwill hunting.

Crumbs down the flume? Birds on the move.

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Omg bumper sticker origins now my sense

Take the Black Crossaint

I embarrassed myself fully cracking up on public transport abroad about loose rat

Introducing my husband to Naddpod via dungeon court. The croissant talk made us go to the bakery and get croissants. :D

I think the Mom letter thing was just a bit of flavor that the player overreacted to. "You see your sister! She says, 'there you are! We thought you were dead! You haven't written once!'" and the player being like "nonono Iwould have written a hundred letters!"

"Enema of the state" Jake absolutely killed that haha

Counter point and maybe another generous read on the pvp with the warlock and cleric, maybe the dm wanted to set up a situation where they work together and impress the orcs like talking in whispers during the fight and working together during the fight to look badass while doing it as friends and planning it together on the battlefield

A friend of mine works at Black Sheep, Manchester - never thought I'd hear a shout out to it on NADDPOD. Love it.

any DM who calls for a roll and on the maximum outcome says it doesn't work is a goon. just don't call for the roll, it's that easy edit: I was wrong when I said this. you can't necessarily know off the bat all the bonuses your players can apply, furthermore there's reasons to use sliding scales of failure

Forget If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, look out for If You Give a Rat a Croissant!

once em got jake with the blink reference it was over, what's my age again is a perfect song though so who cares

I couldn’t imagine narrating that, in the heat of battle, my comrades falling all around me, looking at the enemy with dead shark eyes and inserting a healing potion into my butthole.

Unsurprisingly. I want the sign...

No more video episodes? Not gonna lie, that's what got me to become a paying subscriber.

Was that a bleep

hate to be that guy... but as a nurse, there are distinct benefits to ingesting things rectally. when you ingest stuff through your butt, you bypass the liver and medication goes right into the blood stream. thats why some meds are suppositories. so, as a medical professional, i think that potion enemas should add an extra d4 to the desired effect of the potion.

If it’s small enough to fit in the trunk then I’d Uber a lightly crazy animal

Look. In regards to watching a movie multiple times in a row on a plane. I think that’s cool, but then again. When I was younger I legit had Tron 1982 on repeat for like 2 weeks straight.

In high school, instead of TPing someone’s house, we would “Apple Jacks” them, ie spread the contents of a box of Apple Jacks on someone’s driveway. Same effect was croissanting.

I want a T-shirt that says “quiet ride, loose rat” so badly

Can you imagine if they didn't beep this Heather bullies last name, the woman would receive so many angry but well written e-mails from the Nadpole army retro-actively defending Emily.

i accept my punishment, as i have been meaning to visit my cousin at her lab! also i feel as though this is relevant, this is the same campaign as shrek the rogue, and i recently politically assassinated fiona

I am shocked and appalled that I didn't hear it call The Crossain'watch

My co worker at my first job asked if I had Cream Corned his drive way? Confused I asked what he meant and apparently a group of his friends has taken cans of creamed corn and coated the yard, car, driveway, and parts of the house while they were gone. I found this hilarious and wish I had seen it

I love that Em was too scared to out her HS bully

Mooses in Minivans getting Mochas

My neglected mom thought is that they could pivot/compromise by saying the guy had been sending the letters but they had never arrived. Then there's a new mystery as to why??? Who's committing mail fraud?

Through the whole neglected mom case I feel like they're just throwing shade at the Zelda/Gorgug arc in season 2 of fantasy high lmao

Disappointed that JWC didn't describe the silly outfit he donned after taking his oath, the way English courts require

Just found out if you google Jillian Vogels name, the first result is "...and Tucker"

As someone named Alex W who has submitted several cases that haven’t made the show this episode was devastating lol. Having them read “Alex W” then have a great goof where they say hi had me grinning like a fool before they read the case which was not in fact mine. Classic case of negative serendipity

The Bully Subclass is ABSOLUTELY college of whispers - Extra Psychic damage when they hit - Intimidate you if speaking for 1 minute

Omg the Magpie. We have a player that thinks it’s ok to steal from other players. Our DM handled it like a boss. He gave her a fortune cookie. When she opens it, the fortune wrapped around her finger and put a curse preventing her from stealing from friends. We love it.

Lol frigging Heather *<#"!

Imagining a super aesthetic cursive “live laugh love”-style poster just saying “in this household, potions are enemas”.

You should all take a trip up to Monterey Bay to see the Aquarium, you can ABSOLUTELY touch the sting rays. They are kind of shy sometimes so if they let you it feels kind of magical (I think Emily would dig it especially!)

The amount of pro wrestling in this episode pleases me. And that’s the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so.

Um, actually, although teams were together for the first two parts of the chunin exams, the culling and actual tournament were individual bouts. You could end up fighting a teammate. Also, it is the reason why Shikamaru was the solo person to be promoted to chunin that year.

I think the avernus DM was definitely in the wrong, they fully threw away a players nat 20

Way too hard on the descent into Avernus player, once an encounter is done with what's the problem with players seeing how the encounter could've gone. Also the dice roll is to determine degree of success, it's so shitty to to give absolutely nothing for a check that was definitely relevant to the game.

A little place called Mangia's

Potion Enema Case Update: So yeah, I left the game without vocalizing that the potion enemas made me uncomfortable. I was not invested in playing with the DM enough to attempt to convince him to change for my benefit. I think fundamentally even without the enemas I wouldn't have vibed with him long-term. Judging by his choice of character voices he was running a Rick and Morty campaign on a pirate ship than anything I would want to play. Some of the houserules I begrudgingly accepted were: multiclassing being punished by substantially increased challenge rating, homebrewed hand-to-hand rules that ruined every martial class, most skills being limited to the point of uselessness or being explicitly disallowed (like no insight checks period) and a drastically small selection of race and subclasses that felt arbitrary and didn't even adhere to the established game setting. I tolerated them because I wanted to be a player for the first time in years instead of being a dungeon master. These rules were at least laid down when I signed up. The enemas just popped up out of nowhere. I should mention that this was an in store game that I paid money for. The store was kind enough to refund my fifty bucks for the campaign (it was supposed to be five sessions total). Which was good customer service at least. -Dave 3D Art.

god I desperately want either Jasper or Murph to run a wrestling one-shot

as someone who works at a courthouse and a d&d nerd, thank you for somehow blending two of my most disparate interests into one amazing show

I love when they get a bit that they stick with for the entire episode, like the croissants 😂

More rats! More Rats!

Yay I love D&D Court!! Brennan would be a great judge :)

As the DM of the neglected mom case i do feel compelled to clarify (a) that his family is a big part of the backstory/story, (b) player wasn’t thaaat upset and got onboard, i just wanted a vibe check and (c) that i personally relished gettin cooked by this court

I wonder if the useless items are actually FOR the magpie, since those birds are notorious for being “collectors.” maybe the dm and magpie have something in the works that is related back to their backstory or something? If so, it maybe time for the magpie/dm to drop some hints & lore for the rest of the party.

I second the Brennan bump for a Supreme Crit Judge! Clean buttholes, bullies, and HELL IN A CELL!!!

Never forget funkeria

Woooooooooo!

Will there be a video version for this one?

now to see if i can hold out for the video version

Okay I haven't listened but does this mean we can expect jasper content because they batch recorded or nah

Hey what the fuck the intro was cut short I was jammin

Love that official seal!

First D&D Court as a patron!

Good lord I would give my left kidney to see Brennan on one of these DnD court eps

Finally, I’ve been waiting for my fix of Dungeon Court

BRING BACK THE FULL INTRO YOU COWARDS

YES I LOVE THE THUMBNAIL