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September 23, 2022

C3 Ep. 20: The Sapphire Scale (The Dragon Elf Chronicles)

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Duck Team ventures through blue dragon territory! Sol busts out his Crick Elf impression, Calder becomes a schoolyard bully, and Callie embraces the track jacket. Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.

Music/Sound Effects Include:

"Impact" by Deganoth at Freesound.org.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Soul Coins" by Emily Axford.

"A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford.

"Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford.

"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.

"The Fairy" by Emily Axford.

"Secret Basement" by Emily Axford.

"Lilith Latrix" by Emily Axford.

"Alexandrite" by Emily Axford.

"Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford.

"Cursed"  by Emily Axford.

"Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford.

"Montgomery Manor" by Emily Axford.

Comments (46)

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syzmon · September 16, 2026

in retrospect, Cheswick is just low status Jens 😭

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seda · April 5, 2026

Very curious to know if this could be the most 20s rolled in an episode. Or most 20s/minutes (or hours) could be a better metric the final episodes or some arc finales tend to run longer 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Audro Baggins · February 13, 2026

Also after recently watching the new 28 years later movies, the track jackets are giving Jimmy energy lolol

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Audro Baggins · February 13, 2026

Who else hears the Swedish Chef from the muppets when Murph says what to roll for the health potions ‘go ahead and roll 4 d4 plus 4’ 🥸

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Dave Sukharan · December 31, 2025

Alternative pitch for Caldwells' poem: Thought he was an orphan But now he's having MORE fun Feeling those endorphins Cause turns out, he's... his own son?! It's Saul Bufo!

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Leomund's Tiny Nut · December 3, 2025

“Daddy-self” … it will never be normal, so jarring

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riskutforthebriskut · January 9, 2026

i liked Big Saul hahahaha

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Mars Cat · December 3, 2025

Omg that poor little blue drake 😹 “Stick with me kid and you’ll have all the berries…” drake proceeds to spill all the information then gets freakin YEETED 😹.

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Ian Mcilwean · March 3, 2025

When is Caldwell gonna finally play the Bard/Rogue he's always wanted to

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Cody Zimmer · August 6, 2025

Seriously, he should go for it next main campaign.

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Ben Kullerd · January 25, 2024

"I'm being sincere!" is my new go-to way of convincing someone of...anything.

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Mars Cat · December 3, 2025

You’ve got to say it in the voice of the little blue Drake.

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Ben Kullerd · January 25, 2024

Cheswick is an all-time great NPC

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Jackson Roth · December 8, 2023

Keepin it light with them Bumpy eggs 😤🤘🏼

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Big Sack Dragon · June 18, 2023

Two apples worth of seeds (crunched) is turning into cyanide in poor Cheswick’s belly. Luckily he needs to eat like 50 to kill him, but still not great to make him crunch those.

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k.allen · December 19, 2022

Not me crying at the keep it light comment :')

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Squirrelly Girlie the not very girlie squirrel · November 4, 2022

I love Cheswick. He's gotta be a relative of Ren. Possibly also Gilear?

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James Mitch · October 1, 2022

I love to think the TP is just like a magic 8 ball

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Penny Garbo · September 30, 2022

I am in love with Cheswick. This has been my faverite episode thus far. 11/10, bring Cheswick back

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Jarrad Cavalot · September 27, 2022

I’m SORRY, but “Caldera, Calder’s hot sister” deserved WAY more than it got…Caldwell, well done 👏🏽

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Theodore Carraro · September 25, 2022

a DOUG DIVERSION

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Vilaykham Sukhaseum · September 25, 2022

God, I love when they're bullies

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Jamjam · September 25, 2022

I hate to say it but Cheswick was definitely way too keen to be trapped in a cave. the troupe didn’t even scope it out, i think it’s not a cave but the entrance to a cave system and Cheswick definitely warned his friends. i feel like next week might not go according to plan …

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Paul Deichmann · September 25, 2022

Im loving those vibes of moonstone all over again: bisections and Caldwell trying to roll deception in the woods

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hell · September 25, 2022

caldwell please be slightly more specific about the camp i think i mightve also gone to it and i Need to know

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GREGORY WAGNER · September 25, 2022

Loved the music and sound effects during the cave / planning scene. Gave me big Chrono Trigger vibes, awesome stuff!

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Potato Muffin · September 24, 2022

"So last time you begun by shitting on Glen's note and sticking it in your boot to experience character growth." I.... I think I missed an episode...

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SYDNEY TATUM · September 24, 2022

Denver is not in the sourh

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Emma Margaret · September 24, 2022

Can we get a cute/badass shirt of Calder saying "An apple a day keeps your enemies at bay"? that bit just screamed graphic tee to me. Or at least like, a button.

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Paul Deichmann · September 24, 2022

Whoa! Is Murph letting Jake use “improved war magic” (18th level ability) at their level? He cast Ice knife and made a bonus action attack. Usually you can only do that if you cast a cantrip! Edit: Which if so, super dope —just heard it and nearly went whoaaaa out loud

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Bryce F. · September 24, 2022

Nah, it's an ability that Eldritch Knights get at seventh level :) http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/fighter:eldritch-knight

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Polina Milashevskaya · September 24, 2022

Excited for the new episode! ❤️❤️

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Leah S. · September 24, 2022

I'm excited for a dragons vs airships battle.

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Bridger David Shea · September 23, 2022

Finally caught up to current from the back log! Truly an amazing group, discussions about dragon pussy and horse-killing aside, your storytelling is hilarious and incredible. Hope I could bring some love to your day! P.S. Cheswick absolutely killed me in this ep!

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Declane Gilhooley · September 23, 2022

So many 20s!!!!! The 28th can come fast enough!!!!! Toronto!!!!!!

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Noah Jay · September 23, 2022

Caldwell bringing Butter Pants energy when he plays a pretend child and I'm here for it.

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Matt Atkinson · September 23, 2022

Thank you 😁

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Taylor B (The vengeful, one-winged angel) · September 23, 2022

Thank you Daddy Murphy! Now get some sleep

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Professor Pratt · September 23, 2022

Hooray!!

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Mags (not a creator, patreon, stop it) · September 23, 2022

Hey! I'm not getting email notifs for episode drops anymore... did something happen? Or is it just me? This is the second episode that hasn't given me an email, but other posts (including audio posts of dungeon court) have hit my email just fine.

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Abbie · September 23, 2022

^^ Seconded, having same issue

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Vivi · September 23, 2022

Got excited seeing the length of the ep, can't wait

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Shane C · September 23, 2022

I think Callie is turning into a Pokémon trainer with her different familiars

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Michael Singer · September 23, 2022

Skol!

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Lee Blatchford · September 23, 2022

Finish a 12 hour overnight shift and find this waiting...thank you daddy Murphy!!👍👍

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FiendishNoodles · September 23, 2022

Go to sleep pls brian, thank you for your hard work