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July 29, 2022

C3 Ep. 16: The Terrible Fate of Sir Calder (The Dragon Elf Chronicles)

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Duck Team investigates the Shiverblight hoard! Calder fakes his death, Callie puts on the performance of a lifetime, and Sol sings a frog dirge. Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.

Music/Sound Effects Include:

"Grenade" by Ljudmann at Freesound.org.

"Orchestral Royal Theme Fanfare" by humanoide9000 at Freesound.org.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford.

"Cursed" by Emily Axford.

"The Fairy" by Emily Axford.

"Water World" by Emily Axford.

"The Ruins of Cragwater" by Emily Axford.

"Gunvar" by Emily Axford.

"Young Love" by Emily Axford.

"Tarragon" by Emily Axford.

"A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford.

"Lilith Litrix" by Emily Axford.

"Rats!" by Emily Axford.

"Secret Basement" by Emily Axford.

"Crash Landing" by Emily Axford.

"Demigod" by Emily Axford.

"Heed the Mushroom's Call" by Emily Axford.

"Waltz of the Blue Top" by Emily Axford.


Comments (89)

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Hashtaggles · October 9, 2026

I can’t wait to go vape! Thanks for being my Vapespiration NADPod

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Sam · June 20, 2026

Late to the party, but this is hands down one of the funniest sodes this campaign. From the way Jake reacts to the helm, to Caldwell and Em taking it almost too far with the theatrics with Shiverblight, real knee slapper, guys

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wick · March 29, 2026

Shiverblight is such a fkn idiot 😂😂😂

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Desiree · December 25, 2025

relistened to this and shoutout to gideon the ninth! such a good book series, i wonder if emily has read all the books out in that series rn

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Mars Cat · December 1, 2025

Trent Vent, he vapes out of his ass. Lmfao

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LS · October 23, 2025

Princex is so fucking cool lmao

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Hipster · September 2, 2025

I love Murph’s teenage girl “OH MY GOD!”

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Mike Y · July 26, 2025

Sol's dirge sounded 100% like Flippy from Starfox on SNES

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Eric Pierce · July 1, 2025

I take that back and went into full cardiac arrest when they started describing how calder died to the princess

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Eric Pierce · July 1, 2025

I'm two whiskeys and an entire joint in and this is probably my third playthrough but I almost called 911 from shear loss of oxygen to the brain from the laughter induced from them entering princess sugar blights lair

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Blue Bee · January 27, 2025

I love Caldwell making Sol look more and more like Frog

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Austin Wiggin · December 11, 2024

I love princess shiverblight! Murphy does her so well. Also shout out to Caldwell frog durge it was actually fire

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Lana Kole · September 26, 2024

I am cackling over Calder’s fake death 🤣🤣🤣 it’s killing me

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KSM101 · April 26, 2024

I'm crying at work with laughter over Calders "death"

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Kayla Hamill · March 16, 2024

One of my favourite episodes. Crying with laughter at Emily describing Calder's death. Caldwell and Em were supreme silly in this.

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Kaileigh Rose · December 30, 2022

The "theater kid hand squeeze" took me out and then it kept getting better. Literally had to go on break because i was crying laughing. Really losing my mind at this episode so fucking funny.

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Amanda di Johnny Bravo Camera · November 4, 2022

“Feeding off eachother’s vibe” to “let’s just wander off into the woods” so goood

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Daniel Jeffry Rivera · September 25, 2022

This episode had me laughing so hard at work.

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Gearbox · August 29, 2022

This episode is one of the the times Caldwell and Emily's wild bullshit absolutely destroyed me. I nearly burst out laughing at work when Caldwell said "there were a lot of hungry birds" to explain the lack of a Calder corpse XD

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Laxly · August 29, 2022

Jake you dork, the sincerity of your "Yes!" in Calder's voice as Murph went into the recap sent me.

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Matty H · August 8, 2022

Caldwell's song had me in tears

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Emmie · August 5, 2022

Sol turning the cloak into a scarf completes Caldwell’s transformation into Greninja

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Maya B · August 4, 2022

This is one of my favorite episodes of this arc

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Arwyn Robinson · August 4, 2022

I cried laughing at the deception scene against princess shiverblight

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Dag Swaniels · August 3, 2022

This might be the best episode ever

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Alex Buffalo · August 2, 2022

This episode had me smiling and laughing all the way through—Calder’s slightly concerned/slightly accepting interactions with the helm and those princess Shiverblight scenes especially. Shout out to chaotic theatre kids everywhere.

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Garga Lenoir · August 1, 2022

The world building and frog singing were out of this world!

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Sadie Greene · August 1, 2022

Lotta stormlight archive parallels when it comes to names of things: void elves/voidbringers, high prince, high king. Wonder if it’s a coincidence or if Murph’s read it 👀

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Brendan Mahoney · August 1, 2022

“I’m 65”

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Maeve · July 31, 2022

Absolutely scared the shit out of me while I was driving and heard Emily say my name, I thought y’all had started speaking directly to me lolol

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Hamish · July 31, 2022

Ok chainswords I could pass off as coincidence. But chainswords AND boltguns?? My man 😎

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Vilaykham Sukhaseum · July 31, 2022

Oh no, not Sir Calder! Thank god nothing happened to Kalder

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Kristen with-a-K · July 31, 2022

Finally got a chance to listen and was not prepared for the Shiverblight bit. And the dirge - *chef's kiss*

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Nicholas Bassett · July 31, 2022

"It's called being U-Knight-ed" Best joke of the campaign 🤣🤣

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Dana A · July 30, 2022

yeeeesssss to the gideon the ninth plugs- i'm currently playing my own take on gideon in a campaign!!!

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Jen Smells Peaches · July 30, 2022

Ok we’re gonna need to start a Gideon thread in the subreddit. I NEED to hear more on your Gideon Nav-based character.

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JME · July 30, 2022

Emily: I break the umbrella over my knee Me: OUT COMES LUP, PHANTASMAL AND RESPLENDENT

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Axel Ottel · August 2, 2022

At least one of Emily's characters must have dated the Grim Reaper

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Johan Gidlöf · July 30, 2022

The part with the princess silverblight killed me! I burst out laughing at the train. Love you guys

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Mac M · July 30, 2022

listening to this while hanging out in the woods behind me apartment vaping my own herbs…its what duck team would want [am adult disclaimer, crit on your hw kids]

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Thomas Hegarty · July 30, 2022

It’s funny i bought gideon like two or three years ago. Still haven’t read it. I guess I have to now that I know it’s good

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michaelopolis · July 30, 2022

So happy to hear some of the hot boy summer music in this ep (I think?)

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Theo · July 30, 2022

Okay ngl I was really high when y’all read my shoutout and ur boy got emotional lmao, so glad you like the Fanny quack !! (Also no joke I would love to work with you murph on a project in September if ur serious! So stoked to see y’all live 💛 )

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Lucas · July 30, 2022

Toronto to Montréal's train is like 6 hours long lmao, but it is worth it to get actually good poutine! Toronto doesn't know how to do poutine right

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Rachel · July 30, 2022

wow truly tears of laughter streaming down my face at the shiverblight deception check

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TortillaBandit1 · July 30, 2022

I sent the trophy to Emily, I'm insanely happy she liked it. The whataburger gift cards are incentive to come do more live shows in Texas.

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bj cox · July 30, 2022

Genuinely felt bad for everyone trolling Calder this ep

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Annie the Feywild therapist · July 30, 2022

That was me with the crochet Foster!!! So happy that the AxMurph cats can enjoy it 🥰🥰

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Jared D. Sanchez . · July 30, 2022

I would not recommend listening to this at the gym 😅😅😅

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Geraint · July 30, 2022

Omg I'm so glad you gave Gideon the Ninth a shout-out!!! It's such an incredible book

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Jonathan Ferreira · July 29, 2022

Did anyone else look up Jake’s song? Honestly it felt like it should’ve been in a random musical about a goth kid who never really fit in or something.

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MalakirMortis · July 29, 2022

I wish a dragon horde would have a coin collection from all the different mints from all the different cities or nations they have gotten treasure from. I realize a horde is literally a giant coin collection, but the idea of a book with all these different types of coins taped inside with meticulous notes about them is funny to me. I think it would also be funny if every dragon took electrum offerings as a massive insult, like the reaction you would get if you paid your mortgage with pennies that you dipped in a septic tank.

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Bobby Capella · July 29, 2022

Is Saul a Quiggle?!

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Magestain · July 29, 2022

Omigod the name of this already has me nervous. 😬😬😬😬

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Xavier · July 29, 2022

No joke Caldwell, I WILL buy you 200 bagels if you come to Montreal! The poutine tub will be harder..

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Axel Ottel · July 29, 2022

God yes I'm so glad that Emily is getting into the Locked Tomb. Love that series!

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Jen Smells Peaches · July 30, 2022

“One flesh, one end…bitch.” <3

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Frank · July 29, 2022

Haven’t listened yet but the name of this ep paired with the length got me SWEATIN

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Bonky Fiasco · July 29, 2022

I can't get over the fact that Calder's fake name is just his real name with the first letters swapped, and thus sounds exactly the same.

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Nia R · July 29, 2022

Fucking lost it at 1:29:35 🤣🤣🤣🤣 so many shenanigans and I love every second of it

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thomas musgrave · July 29, 2022

murph i want to kiss you thank you 2 crew for the episode

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Andrew Smith · July 29, 2022

My favorite episode of this campaign! I went through a very low point and the boobs got me through it, thank you so much and looking forward to the rest of this journey. P.S. Jake is pretty rad.

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1man2hands · July 29, 2022

Ooh if y'all are gonna be in nyc... any chances of some drawfee interactions?

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1man2hands · July 29, 2022

Hell yeah Gideon the Ninth is a banger of a novel

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jackalope503 · July 29, 2022

Caldwell really channeling his inner KK Slider for that funeral dirge lol

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Tim · July 29, 2022

Just want to say this song Jake ghost wrote rips. That’s all.

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streetcat · July 29, 2022

Dude this a thiq 'sode I'm loving it

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Josh · July 29, 2022

serious question, will sol be getting some vent this season?

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Fia (but not Boginya) · July 29, 2022

the gag of them coming up with pseudonyms and then exclusively referring to each other as the pseudonym is so funny. This is the second time its happened

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Winterbat · July 29, 2022

I’m loving the Dragon Elf arc so far. The family dynamics of Murph’s dragons are hilarious to listen to. Also, will definitely be checking out Gideon the Ninth. Thanks for the book recommendation 🙌🏼

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teethknight · July 29, 2022

Shout out to Gideon the Ninth, the 3rd book is coming out this fall!!!!

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Jen Smells Peaches · July 30, 2022

For real???? Is there a date?? Emily’s right…the audiobook narrator is the ABSOLUTE bomb. My friend - who refers to the Gideon + Harrow series as “lesbian necromancers in space” - has the original black-edged copy of Gideon. I have jealousy.

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joel · July 29, 2022

Murph naming the giant of the helmet "Ultrus" definitely doesn't set off FF6/7 or Ultron flavored alarm bells. Absolutely a reliable ally who will in no way betray them or exact a price for its aid.

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J.S. · July 29, 2022

Elzor’s mother had him when she was 750 years old? Good for her.

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Michael Singer · July 29, 2022

With how many Emily crits there are this ep murph got lucky as heck she didn’t crit for healthy vape

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Anthony Abreu · July 29, 2022

Yo, the lyrics to One True Stunner - by Fate on Shuffle got me in my freaking feelings! Solid track with some beautiful letras. Real nostalgic mood. The sode was also indeed thicc. Won't lie that I did misstep for a second when I heard void elves, forgetting that the allies were deep elves

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Mallory Sutton · July 29, 2022

So many World of Warcraft references. Murph said Durotar and my brain said THRALL SON OF DUROTAN. Void elves, iron deep… Murph you been playing wow?

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Vashguard · July 29, 2022

Then the helm which is like the helm of domination

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Mr. Dude Sky · July 29, 2022

Such a thicc sode. I had a feeling that the iron deep raiders were based of Astartes with the armor and chainsaw swords but it was cemented when Murph said “bolter”. Now all I can think about is the nuances of chainsword duels and how changing the direction of the rotation was key.

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Bills Mcblow · July 29, 2022

I had a similar series of thoughts. Definitely some 40k vibes.

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Justin Daigle · July 29, 2022

A thicc sode 😬

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Flimp Flam the Fierce Flumph · July 29, 2022

Caldwell with the sneaky and underapreciated hat on a hat joke in the middle there. He can't keep getting away with this.

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Alan Ma · July 29, 2022

Caldwell's frog fact at the beginning made me realize that the "Bufo" in Sol Bufo is the genus of toads

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Professor Pratt · July 29, 2022

Sixth! 2 plus hours!!! So thick!!

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Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds · July 29, 2022

Emily supports vaping on naddpod and flirting with adult men when in high school from fantasy high. Soon we will get the fill dark side of axford

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Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds · July 29, 2022

Just in time for my drive to work

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Caroline Groß · July 29, 2022

Don’t scare me with that title! Now I worry Calder dies until the episode is over 🫣

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Huw Aeron · July 29, 2022

This isnt anything to do with the episode but Quack Pack is another good name for Duck Team.

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Gabe Ibarra · July 29, 2022

The only good thing about working third shift is being able to hear the episode as soon as it drops!♥️ Can't wait!