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June 16, 2022

C3 Ep. 13: Alexandrite (The Mothership Saga)

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Duck Team confronts Paetina Glenbottle at Alexandrite's core! Calder argues with the facts, Callie pushes a grandma, and Sol receives an enticing offer. Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.

Music/Sound Effects Include:

"Engine Room" by Zimbot at Freesound.org.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Mothership" by Emily Axford.

"Paetina Glenbottle" by Emily Axford.

"Into the Planar Pool" by Emily Axford.

"Alexandrite" by Emily Axford.

"A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford.

"The Valiant Ol' Cobb" by Emily Axford.

"Into the Fire" by Emily Axford.

"The Purge" by Emily Axford.

"Montgomery Manor" by Emily Axford.

"The Posse" by Emily Axford.

Comments (83)

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Tyler Whorff · October 6, 2026

Callie: "be careful my ankles are kinda erogenous!" Sol, baffled: "W-what am I supposed to do with that information???"

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Scruggzi · September 25, 2026

'...wise enough to know that no-one would ever trust a machine willingly.' You know that sinking feeling when the villain monologuing in the fictional distopia would actually be a step up from ones in the news cycle?

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Camilla Jefferson · March 2, 2026

huh. relistening, i just realised Murph wrote Pluribus.

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Summer Tribe · October 21, 2026

the most shocking thing about that show is finding out there are a considerable number of fans who would be happy being plurbed

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riskutforthebriskut · December 30, 2025

*to the tune of Charlie, last name, Wilson* hey girl, how ya doin my name is Brian last name Murphy i had this idea when caldwell and emily sang thank you mr. murphy lol

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diintz · December 8, 2025

"darlin' i'm a frog!" is top 10 caldwell quotes for me for sure, he puts so much heart in saying it and it genuinely rings so true to duck team's theme of embracing and loving themselves for who they are, imperfections and contradictions and all, all despite being such a silly phrase out of context XD

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J. Gro · May 21, 2025

Every time Emily does something insane and out of the box that manages to upend every consideration Murph had about how something might play out, I always half expect Murph to follow up with something like, "You're the perfect woman."

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Bryce Peterson · April 13, 2025

Justice for Sol, he only grappled the tight grandma before she threw herself off the stairs.

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Camilla Jefferson · March 2, 2026

she was definitely enjoying the bit and wanted in on it

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Blue Bee · January 24, 2025

Alexandrite reminds me of NHPs when they cascade in Lancer, basically realizing their own capabilities and starting to push their boundaries, which is prevented by "cycling" them back to a default state every once in a while. They'll always start to cascade at some point in their lifespan, cycling them just prevents it before it happens due to the nature of sentient AI in Lancer.

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CommodoreBlue · January 18, 2025

“We all saw that; she slipped.” 🤣🤣 Been looking forward to that moment all re-listen

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Denatonia (Haven) · August 4, 2024

does anyone else think Beatrix with her directness and intensity and loud squawk-laugh had some Ayda Aguefort energy? Two of my fav NPCs for sure

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SimpleWater · January 15, 2024

Is expeditious retreat the best spell in the game?!

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Trevor K · August 7, 2023

M I'm

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Its_Ven · May 2, 2023

hehe featherfowl

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Vincent Aguilar · February 7, 2023

Love how this whole arc is basically DnD FF7. Ezry is Midgar, you have your SOLDIERs in the letter classes, Mothership is Shinra (and navigating the Mothership felt just like going thru the Shinra building), and now it’s revealed Alexandrite is basically Jenova. Also you have an elf version of Beatrix from FF9 palling along. Fuck yeah

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Faith Huisman · December 5, 2022

Also I feel like that one dead dude should have gotten a safety bubble from the cannon after that swan dive

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Faith Huisman · December 5, 2022

Can we pretend that airships in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right nowwwAHHHHHHHHHH

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Amanda di Johnny Bravo Camera · November 3, 2022

I’m months late and ruining 69 comments but just gotta say how much I love this ep! Emily’s choice to introduce doubt was so freaking cool especially considering how seamlessly it fits with Callie’s character journey at large <3 the way Murph’s incorporated it was sick, “doubt is important in moments of fanaticism and egoism” will stick with me. lovely, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, everyone killed it Ty Ty

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Zarina Munoz · July 10, 2022

FI'm alright. It's hot and I've been busy but it hasn't been too much so I can't complain. Waiting tod

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Emily Outwater · July 6, 2022

I thought her name was "Bettina" until this very moment

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Nortara · June 30, 2022

Aw such a shame Sol failed that roll! I loved his arguments against the collective so much! So tragic!

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H-Train · June 21, 2022

what’s the song that starts playing at 1:38:34?

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Measter · June 21, 2022

My goodness. I’d commit a felony to have Murph DM for me. Incredible story telling. Incredible descriptions. You all are truly amazing. You make me feel like a child reading books again.

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Savannah Ruff · June 20, 2022

one of my favorite things about Naddpod has been listening to Emily grow as a musician. She was awesome to begin with but some of these tracks in this campaign are seriously so so good

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Jamjam · June 19, 2022

Honestly, in light of the recent revelations about Paetina i like her name even more - in Slovenian petina means a fifth, and paetina is always just a fraction of her self

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jbyrd · June 18, 2022

A script for alexandrite and Foster's temptation trip: alexandrite: qwack quack Foster, quack. Foster: Qwack alexandrite: Quack quack quack. Foster: Quack alexandrite: (impatiently) Quack Foster quack. Foster:(eyes glow red) QUACK! Fin.

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Penny Garbo · June 18, 2022

Omg, I've not laughed so hard in a while. This has to be one of my fave episodes so far

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Jared Sinkey · June 18, 2022

Definitely one of my favorite naddpod episodes to date!! The way Murph played alexandrite was so perfect

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The Wizard Skoolie · June 18, 2022

Every time Sol activates his gauntlets I imagine it like the Elric brothers from FMAB activating their alchemy circles with their hands. So sick.

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Stephen Von Jett · June 17, 2022

You guys nailed this ep absolute bananas. I cheered. I lol’d legit. I love what you all do for my mental health on the weekly. Keep it up!! Also that KISS!!!!

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Tanner Stevens · June 17, 2022

For the first time ever I wanted one of you guys to fail with the Alexandrite takeover in Saul. I just think it would've been WILD to play out.

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Samantha Marshall · June 18, 2022

Agreed! But I’m I thought it was so funny that they know how poorly Caldwell rolls so they gave him every advantage possible lol

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Jacob Bless · June 17, 2022

Theola was the ultimate metagamer and Alexandrite is the ultimate min-maxer.

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Dan Healey · June 17, 2022

Emily did such a great job with the Jenova style music this episode

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Alexie Smith · June 17, 2022

Murph really wanted that dude to die hahaha

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Franny McCabe-Bennett · June 17, 2022

Is there a Short Rest for this week coming?

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ErtsBlue · June 17, 2022

Unhinged pseudo robot-dragon Beatrix content is something I didn't know I needed in my life, but I think it has rewired my brain chemistry irreparably

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Saru · June 17, 2022

Jake making a René reference in season 3,,, it's been so long and they are still bitter that they didn't get go to René's in the very beginning of the podcast

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Joseph Goldstein · June 17, 2022

Oh shit, a Harry Hood tease from Em in this episode! Nicely done.

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Adah Kinzer · June 17, 2022

I would buy a “Darlin’ I’m a frog” mug so quick

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Michael Singer · June 17, 2022

I love how the credits are all just Emily lmao

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Bills Mcblow · June 17, 2022

The FF7 and Evangelion vibes are thicc. Great stuff y'all

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King of the City Pigeons · June 17, 2022

FF7 for sure. Grandma in the Pod had big JENOVA energy. Also, did they get a long rest somewhere that I forgot about?

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Lisa H · June 17, 2022

Everyone owes at least one airship deck kiss to Murph (& cast) for this episode

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Megladon · June 17, 2022

Listened to this while getting a tattoo! Awesome ep!

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Olivia Hill · June 17, 2022

I am sick in bed with what will likely be COVID (my fam has it) and this gives me life and brings me joy.

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BertFromOhio · June 17, 2022

Hope you feel better soon!

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Beetlefish · June 17, 2022

did anyone else have a theory that Alexandrite was some incarnation of Akarot, that maybe Ezry had gotten ahold of his decentralized phylacteries and based their AI off them?

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HolyFatFish · June 17, 2022

Uh, was Alexandrite wearing a vest? Answer: NO. theory debunked.

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Jack Farley · June 17, 2022

I think this might be my new favorite episode of naddpod ever. You hit all the bases guys, I can’t wait to see where the campaign goes from here!

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H-Train · June 17, 2022

as somebody who’s been pretty hesitant about this campaign, this episode was definitely pretty good. my only complaint is that this is like the 12th backstory episode in a row, some positives though were that i liked the symbolism of the sunflower (real progress vs. alexandrite’s egotism) and the themes of subjectivity vs. objectivity. i think a great way to take alexandrite’s character would be to emphasize their personhood, and by that i don’t mean humanize them, but to emphasize that since they are sentient, they cannot be objective. all in all, i hope that ends up being the direction their character is taken and not just a shallow “capitalism and technocracy bad” message. not to say that either of those things are particularly good, but i’d really enjoy a more philosophical direction for that character

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Lachy · June 17, 2022

This episode was absolutely spectacular. Great stuff, Duck Team: you absolutely suck.

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Tyler Sharp · June 17, 2022

Holy shit; this episode was wild. The sequence of the Ariyat (air yacht) being destroyed in the air while the blue crew were trying to escape the warship was so cinematic

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Jack M · June 16, 2022

Is alexandrite name at all inspired by the library of Alexandria?

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StormStore · June 17, 2022

I thought it was just a spin of Alexa

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farmerjoe_y · June 16, 2022

Watch out! It’s the Broner Zone!

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DOWN_THE_CREEK · June 16, 2022

Only part way in but just waiting for Alexandrite to pull a "resistance is futile" line 🤣

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Justin Cockrell · June 16, 2022

Does anyone else feel like this season is some kind of bridge between Bahumia and Trinyvale? Like the growing technology in Ezry (mixed with the POWERFUL pettiness of the characters) feels like a foreshadowing of the world that Caldwell developed. In my head, I’m even believing that Eldermorne existed in a much older world which became Bahumia.. and eventually that same world becomes Trinyvale (where they’re all thousands and thousand of years apart). Myths change and are lost, gods die and are replaced. In any case, a great ep 😂

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HolyFatFish · June 17, 2022

The pantheons of these three worlds are so different I don't see how it could be possible

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Trans Solidarity Forever · June 16, 2022

What a genius move by Callie to put doubt in the mind of Beatrixandrite. Emily always comes in with those big swings I don't expect.

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StormStore · June 16, 2022

What is Emily’s characters class I forget and it sounds dope af

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Tom · June 16, 2022

I think she's swordbard like jens mixed with protection paladin

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Michael · June 16, 2022

i feel like that "fosters" at the beginning wasnt appreciated enough there Emily, but i laughed my ass off

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atlasrising · June 16, 2022

absolutely incredible as usual!!!!!! why do I ship Grem and the Blue Crew😂😂

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David V · June 16, 2022

murph did you watch evangelion recently?

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Dapper_Chapper · June 16, 2022

The Blue Crew acting like a Thicc Stew with such a CHONKY-sode. Lets go Team Duck-Suck

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Kelley · June 16, 2022

Highlight of the week

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Colin O'Connell · June 16, 2022

Heard Murph & Emily in the video game The Quarry! Congrats you two!

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bj cox · June 16, 2022

I love beaxtrix NEW DM PC

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teethknight · June 16, 2022

Gonna listen on my drive to LA tomorrow!!!

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Declan Konesky · June 16, 2022

I'm so glad this came out early! I love being off and being able to listen I'm also realizing this is so much a best of all worlds. As in it has all the fun of modern RPGs including plot and setting as well as a mega dungeon feel of old school. I mean how can you compete w such a large tower and setting? I'm so excited to see where this whole campaign heads to

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Grass · June 16, 2022

JUST in time for my lunch break!!!!

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Dapper_Chapper · June 16, 2022

Just finished a nice long and "toasty" walk. Perfect time to enjoy. Thanks crew!

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jsteeze · June 16, 2022

Early post + thicc sode let’s gooooo

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The Plum Satyr · June 16, 2022

Day one of asking for Bizarre Yet Bonafide merch

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the worst cleric ever · June 16, 2022

so ready for this ep!! gonna listen to it while i work on my shirt for tomorrow’s show :D

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Ellie · June 16, 2022

Almost two hours long? Truly blessed by dice christ.

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · June 16, 2022

Perfect timing Murph! Just arrived in LA!

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thomas musgrave · June 16, 2022

YEEAAAH this episodes gonna make me gunk my shorts

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David · June 16, 2022

First

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Timothy L · June 16, 2022

Wtf? It's not 11PM yet.

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Josiah Henderson · June 16, 2022

Nice