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May 12, 2022

8-Bit Book Club: Choose Your Own D&D Adventure

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8-Bit Book Club returns! Join Murph, Emily, Caldwell and Permanent Guest Jake Hurwitz as they take on the "Dungeon of Dread" a D&D-themed Choose Your Own Adventure Book! Will their Leather-clad hero survive the endless corridors and annoying halfling sidekicks? Tune in to find out!

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Walker Thurman · August 30, 2026

Murph started this episode “ba-da-da-da no one cares” but the sticker drove that out real fast

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riley chalk · January 26, 2026

It's wild that this first episode of 8-bit book club has the same energy as the episodes 4 years later. These beautiful comedy masters have literally never changed.

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Gazmain · December 8, 2025

I'd love a baboon callback character in a real campaign 😂

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Samuel Gray · February 19, 2025

The Jake reading the sticker bit makes me cry every time I hear it

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Mason Murtha · July 12, 2024

Caldwell is right All architects are freaks. it comes with the overly pressured schooling. I should know as im typing this from my firms desk listening while I do work

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xeladonnovan · September 7, 2022

So very fun c:

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Gearbox · August 22, 2022

wait, fermented corn juice? so literally Moonshine?

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Squishy, Pawpaw's Brushtail Possum lover · July 25, 2022

I stopped and listened to every episode of 8bit book club before this one (finished it yesterda). I acidenlty went about 2 months as a paid patrion without listening to any NADDPOD, whoops. This was fun.

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Christina Taylor · July 20, 2022

That moment when you realize you might be taller than Caldwell. Lol.

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Canadian Schubert the Mushroom 🍄 · May 29, 2022

I feel so seen, as an 8-Bit Book Bud.

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Yura · May 26, 2022

I know it's been a long time but i can't believe they forgot their iconic introduction lines... "It's different, It's hip, and I enjoyed it."

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Hamish · May 25, 2022

I just listened to ep.3 of 8-Bit Book Club…. REALLY MURPH? You came up with Jaina Bronzebeard THAT long ago? You legend. Hearing Emily call Jaina “Gina” and then hearing you imagine a character was called bronzebeard was a real nice Naddpod Easter egg ❤️

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Squishy, Pawpaw's Brushtail Possum lover · July 25, 2022

I loved all the NADDPOD foreshadowing in 8Bit Book Club (finished it yesterday). And getting to see the creation of "Bye sweeties"

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Jude Seimon · May 18, 2022

OH MY GODDDDDDDDD my pipeline to being obsessed with all the things im obsessed with was literally drawfee->WSWD->8 Bit Book Club->NADDPOD->DnD and Dimension 20. This is so nostalgic!!!! I feel like im riding the bus to high school again, and im in my third year of university now... its been a long journey!! Love you guys. Hugs and kisses. Hopefully this one will be less cruel than that mario book you guys did.

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Joe · May 21, 2022

Same! With some Jake and Amir and Hardly Working thrown in! Fantastic people with fantastic content!!

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Karla Jones · May 17, 2022

NO WAY!!!! So excited to see this return!!!

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Erin Shear · May 16, 2022

This was my first 8-Bit Book Club experience and I'm now happily listening to the backlog. Great show, glad the 2 Crew picked it back up for this!

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Nye-Low · May 16, 2022

I really missed this!

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Mooncrest · May 16, 2022

God this was a good laugh. Murph's determination to keep the show on topic is always funny to me

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KodiBenz94 · May 16, 2022

YESSSSS!!! Bring the Club back!

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James Lindberg · May 15, 2022

Ever heard of Skateboard Champion? That book is rad

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William Bowen · May 14, 2022

I really love 8 bit club. Glad to have more

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sofiasco · May 14, 2022

I didn’t realize how much I’ve missed 8bb until this. #MorePls

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Josh M. · May 14, 2022

Love 8 bit book club!!!!!

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Gloria Han · May 14, 2022

I’ve missed 8bit book club so much!!

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Will Day · May 14, 2022

usually love 8bit book club and mixed bags but could've just skipped this one. skipping over most of the text you're reading and the majority seemed to be talking over each other and hur hur 5'9 short. quality content

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heartswell · May 14, 2022

Excuse you, 5'9 is medium.

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Megan · May 14, 2022

Wow this was perfect! Everyone needs to listen to Finish It! if you like insane 80s choose your own adventure books

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Marianne · May 13, 2022

It would make my year if y'all could read one of these DnD pick-a-path romances: https://www.tor.com/2021/11/18/roll-for-romance-the-forgotten-dd-romance-novels-of-1983/

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Josh Owl · May 13, 2022

Man that intro song really brought back memories 🥹 I'm so glad we got another piece of what will inevitably a piece of culture that baffles historians for ages to come

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Clio · May 13, 2022

Lmaoooo I love the height complex y’all have 😂😂😂

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farmerjoe_y · May 13, 2022

This is too perfect: I live in Baltimore, where "lor" is slang for "lil/little," as in "lor bit = lil' bit." So every time the crew calls Loris "Lore Loris," I hear "Little Loris."

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Grace Meers · May 13, 2022

I’m crying I really needed this right now

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Luke Shealy · May 13, 2022

Gotta love the consistency of Jake still being a lesser member of this party. First lowly Bailiff, now permanent guest.

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Sand Panda · May 13, 2022

I want to feel sorry, but I laugh instead.

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Tren LF. (TheLagFairy) · May 13, 2022

That was a lot of fun, been meaning to check out the old 8-bit. Think that might be my summer walking pod. Looking forward to more of these with Jack ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧

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Trevor jones · May 13, 2022

absolutely here for the 8-bit revival

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Taylor · May 13, 2022

Nice catch on the outro. Classy

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casey eats pizza · May 13, 2022

They forgot to roll for horniness

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Meuce · May 13, 2022

I'm gonna cry. As an OG book-bud, this is exactly what I needed right now. Thank you

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Jack McReynolds · May 13, 2022

I heard that reference to the Hammer, Murph. I'll always appreciate an off hand MMA reference.

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MJMM · May 13, 2022

Emily saying, "this guy has a victim complex." killed me!

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Emma Horton · May 13, 2022

My question is, do I now have to change my ig bio to “horny for stories”

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Adam Gomez · May 13, 2022

Love that we are getting a full dose of Murph’s New Jersey with all this corridor and water talk.

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Garnett · May 13, 2022

Emily's Magic-User comment will get the OSR crowd riled up :)

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Tyrone Shoes · May 13, 2022

Just hearing that theme song brought me back! 8 bit book club got me through the end of college fr

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Pontifex · May 13, 2022

Any glass cannon podcast fans in here? Saying Lorc so many times reminded me of a certain dad-bod half orc ranger hahaha

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JR Lonergan · May 13, 2022

Came here specifically for this comment 😂

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Clotilde · May 12, 2022

god i love 8bbc so much :,)

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Clotilde · May 12, 2022

*heavy breathing*

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Kristen with-a-K · May 12, 2022

The absolute chaos of this ep brings happiness to my cold, dead heart.

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Frank · May 12, 2022

The blesséd return ‼️

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Marc Gazda · May 12, 2022

Hell yeah, architects represent - we are definitely dirty twisted little freaks. Also, googling "Pick a Path books" yields a result for one called "Murf the Monster" from 1985. Pretty sure Murph was born in '85. Coincence? I think not...

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Lucas Sharrett · May 12, 2022

AAAAH ITS BACK FINALLY!!!!

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Garga Lenoir · May 12, 2022

How the intro usually goes : Murph : Welcome to 8 bits book club, the only book club that make you dumber, I am Brian Murphy joined as always by life/comedy partner Emily Axford Emily : *Makes an impenetrable joke about this week's book, like "Merry Pacmas!"* Murph : And my other life/comedy partner Caldwell Tanner (OR a joke about him being something adorable from the book's universe) Caldwell : *Makes a more accessible joke about the book's universe, usually an exclamation or a rallying cry*

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Jack Farley · May 12, 2022

Jake has not earned the title of “life/comedy partner” he is but a lowly bailiff

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · May 12, 2022

But could Coleman be a Deviled egg🤔

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ronald. · May 12, 2022

"Ouy Ouy Ouy" Beetos, 2021

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Jen M · May 12, 2022

On the train from London to Edinburgh, perfect timing for my way home! Also, see you guys Saturday! ❤️

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casey eats pizza · May 12, 2022

Thank you for bringing back my favorite podcast

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Ben Delahay · May 12, 2022

Also the Nathan Yaffe erasure. @ second guest

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Dallon Taylor · May 12, 2022

so happy 8bbc is back!!!

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Pope Leo · May 12, 2022

HELL YEAH 8BBC

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Eric Meckley · May 12, 2022

architect here - we truly all are dirty little freaks

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Austin Gill · May 12, 2022

God this made my week!

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Steve Slatky · May 12, 2022

I'm disappointed there wasn't a poorly photoshopped Jake in the 8 bit bookclub cover.

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Angel Quintana · May 12, 2022

love this idea

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華偉 曾 · May 12, 2022

what a nostalgic theme music, I miss this

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Emma Margaret · May 12, 2022

So fermented corn juice is called "tejuino" and it isn't actually alcoholic unless you add beer to it, or I'm sure there are other recipes with other alcohols. It's popular in Chihuahua and other cities in Mexico. Sorry I love a good moment to share some trivia. I spent a lot of 2020 learning about fermentation in different cultures and experimenting. Such a funny episode! Makes me want to go back and listen to the old 8bit book club eps.

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g-unit0301 · May 12, 2022

Me a 5’8 140lb man listening to this 😭😭😭😭

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Garga Lenoir · May 12, 2022

So how's the weather up there?

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Ben Delahay · May 12, 2022

This is the plot of Our Flag Means Death

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Freen · May 12, 2022

OOOH MYYY GOOOOD

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Martin · May 12, 2022

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Mike Cathcart · May 12, 2022

Wow, really unprofessional of Jake in this episode reading a sticker while Murph expertly weaves this grand tale. NOT a good look for him.

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Alex Roddy · May 12, 2022

LETS GO LITERALLY HAD A MINUTE LEFT IN THE MOST RECENT SHORT REST WHEN THIS POSTED (my second time listening to it of course) 🙏

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Josh Hoffman · May 12, 2022

Yessss

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Aspen · May 12, 2022

y’all should also post this in the 8bbc spotify feed it would be so sweet to see a new ep there :’)

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Dave 3D Art · May 12, 2022

LD has to be canonical in Bahumia.

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Aspen · May 12, 2022

let’s GOOOO

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DungeonMama · May 12, 2022

"Permanent Guest Jake Hurwitz"

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Trevor Brown · May 12, 2022

Honestly just excited that it hit on Thursday.

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jsteeze · May 12, 2022

This has me crying already what a fantastic episode

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H-Train · May 12, 2022

GOATED POSCAST!!!!

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Michael Duffey · May 12, 2022

Sweeties, I’m thrumming.

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JT Gwozdz · May 12, 2022

The intro gave me levels of serotonin heretofore never experienced by man. (Also this is Nathan Yaffe erasure, he was a guest too!)

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Jon · May 12, 2022

WOOOOHOOOO 8BITS BACK ALRIGHT

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Pacey · May 12, 2022

What the actual frigg!!! Im so in for this!

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Cj Ferrigno · May 12, 2022

Love the 8BBC intro

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Will G.R. · May 12, 2022

Oh my god, woo! So hyped

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DowdMusic · May 12, 2022

8BBC for life!

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Squiffy13 · May 12, 2022

That’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth

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Yelhsa W. · May 12, 2022

Dropped everything to start this episode IMMEDIATELY

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Will · May 12, 2022

I'd love to see a poorly photoshopped Jake on the cover art of these if they're a reoccurring thing!

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Evan V · May 12, 2022

Nathan was a guest on 8-bit too!

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Dave · May 12, 2022

Well obviously he doesn't count.

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Santiago Mareque · May 12, 2022

You should also put it on the 8BBC podcast channel!

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Dave · May 12, 2022

Both appropriate and hilarious.

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Micah Edmonds · May 12, 2022

Hey Sweeties! This is the best thing I've heard since those banging tunes that Harmonica Boy used to play back in World War 2 World. It's different, it's hip, and I enjoy it!

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Georgie · May 12, 2022

Listening to this on my way to London for tonight’s show!

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Olivia Hill · May 12, 2022

😭😭😭😭 I'm so happy

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Carefree Cloud · May 12, 2022

🤙

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Stephen C suggests The Thing on the Fourble Board · May 12, 2022

"Annoying halflings"? Oooh, I hope Murph voices them like Scoutmaster Denny..!

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DnDiplomacy · May 12, 2022

I eeped out loud when I saw this! I'm going to have the best drive home from work

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Markie Chapman · May 12, 2022

Listening to this on the train on the way home from Dublin after seeing the show last night. Amazing you can still have time to post during live shows

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John Nguyen · May 12, 2022

I’M SLUICING

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David · May 12, 2022

Hehe first

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Kit Tea · May 12, 2022

hope we don't get a magmagate 2.0

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Rena DeLorenzo · May 12, 2022

OH MY GOSH THE EXCITEMENT!!!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhh!

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Chris · May 12, 2022

WAH

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Evan V · May 12, 2022

Love you guys!

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Ted H. · May 12, 2022

Don’t do that… don’t give me hope

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DMCDawg · May 12, 2022

Leather clad hero? 😳

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Kyle Nethersole · May 12, 2022

This is maybe the best news.

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thomas musgrave · May 12, 2022

YEAAAAAHHHHH

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Matthew Elias · May 12, 2022

1st

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David · May 12, 2022

Very nice 👍🏽