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April 29, 2022

D&D Court: The Angeled Egg (w/ Aabria Iyengar)

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Welcome to Dungeon Court! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner, Axford and Guest Justice Aabria Iyengar (as well as the Unmentionable Bailiff Hurwitz) as they convent to pass judgement on your trials at the table.

CREDITS:

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

Comments (106)

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Summer Tribe · June 28, 2026

How can a character be you favourite if it had less than a session?

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Davybouy · April 30, 2026

33:06 woah

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toxic tonic · December 16, 2025

6 or 7

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Little Cheese Confettis · December 10, 2025

Absolutely screaming at Aabria calling Liam O’Brien an edge lord

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riskutforthebriskut · November 25, 2025

i hate when people say "my character wouldnt do this" at an encounter? like what do you mean? your character wouldnt participate in adventure? so why play the game?

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Kurgaah · November 16, 2025

I just love the choice “you do realize I’m playing Shrek.” Like it was up to the DM to figure it out sooner to stop it.

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Blake Vandiver · November 8, 2025

I do think the MLM mechanic may have run into a number of above the table issues that could be solved with a good session 0 or even an X-card. The MLM premise combined with removal of agency could get too close for comfort for the actual player rather than character, and it sounds like that might have been closer to what happened because the player fully left the table permanently

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Blake Vandiver · November 8, 2025

As Murph said, a lot of these problems could and should be solved with conversation above the table but then Dungeon Court wouldn't exist so of course they have to rule in D&D terms

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Erik Moser · October 17, 2024

Missed connection: WWTRD on the bracelet - what would the rock do. Sorry for late comment. Listening to episodes while cataloging books at my library. You are the most just court… well… idk. Murph is suspect. Shout out to Aabria - hope I served you a beer at the Deadwood, Iron Hawk, or Airliner while I was tending bar, go hawks!

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Kozai · April 24, 2024

I absolutely love Caldwell for the Shrek knowledge he brought to the table 😂

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bonecrusher · December 18, 2023

love the ExU pageant reference

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Kathryn Martin · November 24, 2023

There is a part in Shrek where Fionna is fighting off bandits and it was very monk like more so than rogue

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zizeksmom · November 7, 2024

My immediate thought haha

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Isaiah · March 2, 2023

Swerved in the street crying laughing when Jake said “Matey” as Shrek😭😭

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Glenn Dhooge · September 22, 2022

IHearing Abria talk about a campaign where she let a player use an npc as a participant in a pedgent, sound an awfull lot like what she did for Orym/Liam in CR EXU. She even mentioned the player was a hanfling 😉

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Gearbox · August 18, 2022

Weren't they technically on the DM's side for the egg case? since they ruled that it wasn't a plain action to force-feed?

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ZZYZZXX · May 4, 2022

The swelling of music in the background as murph describes the 1v10 dinosaur fight was such a good touch to making that awesome monologue even better

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Cj Ferrigno · May 2, 2022

Shrek the Musical is on Netflix. Surprisingly good

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Julie V Eckert · May 2, 2022

Jake’s shrek impression murdered me 😂

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OGBlake · April 30, 2022

The money one is just the pc being stuck up, if you were against a group of wizard thieves who cast command, or hold person guess what you just lost all of your gold for failing a saving throw, so to avoid any potential issues in the future will you can do is have one member of the pyramid scheme part of the darl cult, and he'll buy your blood ( blood of the willing and greedy ) so you can take damage and recoup the money you lost

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Garga Lenoir · April 30, 2022

Murph that improv of yours was so amazing! That's the mark of a great GM right there. And I guess of a great catholic too, because talk about proper guilt slinging!

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laurel peterson · April 30, 2022

If I was the dm I would only let someone play as shrek if they agreed to only roleplay in shreks voice

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JME · April 30, 2022

I did have a friend say they would only play DnD if they could play Shrek 😂

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Rachel · April 30, 2022

Y'all have me dying with the shrek case. I am on a plane and not laughing is the hardest thing I've ever done

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Seasquidley · April 30, 2022

Aabria was such a welcome inclusion here

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Sonsa · April 30, 2022

Nice stuff yall! And ooh, we could get some blind reactions, I think Shrek 2 could make for a fun Mixed Bag!

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Christina Eng · April 30, 2022

Emily is on fire today with these jokes

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Daniel Pepper · April 30, 2022

this might be the funniest dungeon court

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Stephanie Karisny · April 30, 2022

So excited that the crit justices ruled on my deviled egg question - made my whole weekend. 🤣

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Charles Davis · April 30, 2022

Aabria is amazing

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Grass · April 30, 2022

I want the loot I need the loot I love things but I would go along. But cry on the inside

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Grass · April 30, 2022

Let! Aabria! DM! NADDPOD! Please!

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Lachy · April 30, 2022

Absolutely creating an egg-slinging character and naming them the Eggsecutioner now thank you

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Genna · April 30, 2022

Shrek mixed bag would be so good

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DK Donkey Kong · April 30, 2022

Shrek One Shot DM'd by Caldwell when?

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Chelsea Lightfoot · April 29, 2022

Comment on the MLM encounter - getting "swept up" in an MLM irl can have devastating consequences, and it's often a traumatic experience for those affected. I would have been uncomfortable in this situation. My parents lost everything to an MLM, and my stepdad has never been the same. Now, my response as a player in this situation would have been to attack the non-cromancer, but that's because I react to MLMs with rage, not shame. It could be that the player was upset because they know this trauma or know someone who went through it. They probably should have spoken up, but they might not have been comfortable explaining why. The additional lack of player agency and choice could have made their experience even worse. Hence leaving the game permanently instead of talking it out.

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Martian · April 29, 2022

Oh! Shrek could also be a ranger or druid with an awakened Donkey companion!

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Nortara · May 1, 2022

Shrek absolutely a ranger with a swamp favored terrain ^_^

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Martian · April 29, 2022

I would think Shrek would probably be a fighter more than a barbarian or a rogue. Like Shrek is grumpy but he doesn't go crazy with rage. I can see a Han Solo-esque rogue because they have the same vest and flout the laws on man

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zac moehring · April 29, 2022

MOM SAID ITS MY TURN ON THE PTERODACTYL!!

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Bob Crossen · April 29, 2022

I had a player make Shrek and we made him a Genie Warlock in which Donkey was his genie giving him power. He played for a few games and practically committed suicide in combat because he didn't like playing D&D. He now lives in his beer bottle genie vessel that the party keeps with them.

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Martian · April 29, 2022

*clutches pearls* I cannot believe the Shrek slander I'm hearing! Do they not know that Shrek is love? That Shrek is life??

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Drayke Dake · April 29, 2022

Since most of them haven't seen it, we definitely need a Shrek mixed bag of holding

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Beth · April 29, 2022

Cant wait for the audience to cast vicious mockery on the Shrek impression 😂.

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Matt Kilsby · April 29, 2022

Jake plunging desperately into his bag of accents for Shrek and coming up with "weird Irish" and "cartoon pirate" instead of Scottish is so so funny.

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Zoe Jones · April 29, 2022

I gave one of my players a bag of beans from DMs guide. Big mistake lmfao

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Pagos, Self-Proclaimed Fae King, Now with Real Musical Improv Action · April 29, 2022

deviled eggnema. That is all.

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Mr. Dude Sky · April 29, 2022

I think we need a mixed bag of the first Shrek movie

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Cale Clinton · April 29, 2022

YOOOOO AABRIA let’s go

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Kailie Hind · April 29, 2022

Shrek is obviously a paladin

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joel · April 29, 2022

Aabria fits so fucking well. That was hilarious start to finish. Jake is such a team player - what a dream improv partner. I was nearly crying with laughter during the whole protracted Shrek impression. Bonus cases can't come soon enough

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Joe D’Antonio · April 29, 2022

The “well, okay…” from Caldwell about to explain Shrek gives me life!

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Parker · April 29, 2022

Absolutely buck-fucking-wild energy from the very start

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vrtx · April 29, 2022

oh boy, that egg argument...DnD provides a set of rules for combat. If you can describe how you can do it in real life, there's a check for it. I sincerely can't imagine prying someone's teeth open with one hand and putting an egg in with the other while in a combat. Just doesn't work in reality! Has to either be with stealth or deception! Like launch it into their mouth with a sling at disadvantage to hit for a called shot. or trick someone into eating it at dinner. I do like the command or suggestion option too.

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An_Armed_Bear · April 29, 2022

Mildly disappointed the title isn't "I Want the Rock, I Need the Rock."

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Robert Smith · April 29, 2022

Han Solo and Shrek literally have the same clothes

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Lizzy French · April 29, 2022

Omg Aabria's on this one?? YESSSSS!!!

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Jen M · April 29, 2022

My tickets just arrived for the Edinburgh show!!!! Living for the potential of a live Shrek accent. 🍅s at the ready 😜 Also, love always to Aabria!

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BeanCurdHero · April 29, 2022

Thats one off my wish list, Aabria on dungeon court is something i have wanted to hear since you guys started this. She gotta come back, such a good justice for the court!

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Marge In Charge · April 29, 2022

I have so many thoughts on case 1 ALL OF THEM ARE CALDWELL AS BEVERLY BEHAVIOR lol. Bev’s Javelin vs crock in moonstone, giant vs Bev in frost wind shoving things in his nose. The only success was the vomit berry on the snake at the crick in 1 round. A bouquet of roses for murph handling each one. And a plethora of roses to Caldwell! Best of luck to the dm in case 1. Your campaign will never be dull ^_^

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Evan Cordero · April 29, 2022

Was gonna leave Dungeon Court for later but I couldn't wait after I saw that Aabria is on this week's ep

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Leith H. · April 29, 2022

Public D&Defender

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JessMayWin · April 29, 2022

This was a cracking one 😂😂😂

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Brendan R Colquitt · April 29, 2022

Well, everyone knows what needs to happen now.... Shrek movie marathon watch along party on Patreon with NADDPOD

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Joshua Levy · April 29, 2022

AABRIA!!!!!!!!

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SoupLightning · April 29, 2022

Murph got soft. He used to insist someone be put to death now its all snap bracelets 🙄🙄🙄

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Andy · April 29, 2022

Would have loved to see the god in that one question smite the guy, wait a few seconds, then bring him back to life, like "Do you still need the rock? Because I can do this all day"

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Emily Erler · April 29, 2022

AABRIA ?!?!? 😎😎😎

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Alex W · April 29, 2022

I appreciate the ruling on my twin’s Shrek, but after I wrote that I did hear back from the rest of my party. It turns out my friends are just insane. The other two members of the party are a dwarf grad student cleric trying to find a PhD advisor and a pink tiefling artificer named Kirby with two Dragonborn adopted dads. So Shrek stands I guess, but I will be deadly serious with them

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Cianistarle · April 29, 2022

PLEASE write an update for the next dungeon court! Good Luck!

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Michelle Henriksen · April 29, 2022

Aabria continues her campaign to be on every D&D Actual play and we LOVE IT

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Matthew K · April 29, 2022

Fight some rats or something!!! Amen Amen! my friends are finally starting to accept the concept of low stakes for low-level players 🤗🤗 I love hearing that Murph thats what I say to them.

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Carey Grace · April 29, 2022

OH MY GOD A GIFT THIS IS A GIFFFFFFT. I hope this means Aabria and Emily at a table together in the near future 👀👀

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Christopher Lasasso · April 29, 2022

Guests on this show are always great - excited for Aabria

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Crits · April 29, 2022

The egg force-feeding made me skip breakfast but im happy to see Aabria

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H-Train · April 29, 2022

if you asked me about the case with the MLM encounter, i’m fully on the player who left’s side. if you’re in a situation that you are uncomfortable in, especially when you’re supposed to be having fun, it is absolutely your right to up and leave (even if it makes you look like a dick)

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Emma Margaret · April 29, 2022

If Aabria is about to be a guest before Beardsley, what an injustice! P sure the rest of the core d20 group has been a guest and Ally hasn't yet? Still though, I love Aabria so I would still be excited to see her guest on an arc. We just need a Beardsley guest moment.

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Jeremy Umpleby · April 29, 2022

They might not be interested. Amir certainly wasn't.

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Jason Cobb · April 29, 2022

Please have her in an arc like you did with Brendon her voice is great to listen to 😍

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Mae B · April 29, 2022

AABRIA!!

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WitchKingofAngmar · April 29, 2022

Aabria being on dungeon court just gives me hope that she’s gonna be a guest on one of the episodes coming up. I love her so much! Her energy is amazing.

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Cameron Davis · April 29, 2022

I had a similar idea for a BBEG that walked the line between fantasy and reality on tapping into the ability to change rolls. I made him a Halfling Divination wizard with the Luck feat, who had several minions at his disposal. As a lair action, he could kill one of his own minions to gain another portent roll. The encounter was very interesting, playing with the idea of using magic to turn fate in your favor. It was challenging for the party but they liked it. The Cleric even got his robe that gives the wielder 1 portent roll per long rest. Good times.

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Whitney Ahn · April 29, 2022

AABRIA!

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Bat-Fran · April 29, 2022

Also re God punishment/insta death and first sessions... I was getting memories of the first three black halflings live play and how Jasper basically offended a God. Instead of just killing him, Jeremy had the god role some persuasion checks and Unati (thankfully) had great diplomacy to assist.... But Jasper basically ended up playing a sorcerer with fish hands for a long time.... Which had huge consiquences for sematic spells until he got meta magic.... Also hilarious fish trial and law stuff that was just great.... It was a pretty awesome mini campaign 😂

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Bat-Fran · April 29, 2022

This makes me so happy to listen to you guys together that I need..... I NEED y'all to play together..... I can't decide who should DM though and I'm leanig towards Caldwell 😂🤣 Abria and naddpod energy is just too joyous.

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Ro · April 29, 2022

seconds away from pissing my pants at Jake’s take on shrek

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Anthony Abreu · April 29, 2022

sooooo, I absolutely love Aabria + 2 crew energy. gotdamn

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StickyLemonDupree · April 29, 2022

Shrek is a paladin, and Donkey is his steed

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Melissa Titus · April 29, 2022

I was going to suggest Druid, but I think this is spot on 💯

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Leo's All Purpose Channel · April 29, 2022

I think we need a shrek mixed bag after this one

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Talia · April 29, 2022

Yessssss Aabria!!

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Ben Delahay · April 29, 2022

The eggs from the Bag of Beans do 10d6 so there’s a big reason the DM is making it harder

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foster the boneless duck · April 29, 2022

AABRIA!!!!

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Nia R · April 29, 2022

Only 6 minutes and Justice Axford is completely off the rails 🤣🤣🤣 AND I AM HERE FOR IT

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The Wizard Skoolie · April 29, 2022

God I love hearing Caldwell lean back from the mic and full on crack up at the stupidest jokes

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Dan Lott · April 29, 2022

I want the rock, I need the rock!

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David · April 29, 2022

First

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shahshahsbizadv · April 29, 2022

"unmentionable bailiff" 💀

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Liam Harvey · April 29, 2022

Abriya?! Get out of here Autumn! It still summer!

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Hanna Wen · April 29, 2022

Omg what an utter delight!!

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Parrot Paramour · April 29, 2022

Aaaaaaah Aabria!

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Isabel S. · April 29, 2022

Aabria Iyengar as a Supreme Crit Justice!!!! Yeeessss!

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Shawn Ritz Arthur · April 29, 2022

Summer of Aabria returns!

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Joe Lenton · April 29, 2022

Y’all got Aabria?! Incredible, gold star guest

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Junior · April 29, 2022

Hold up, y'all got Aabria on this one?!

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Fia (but not Boginya) · April 29, 2022

AABRIYA!!!