Bukvar Giveaway!

I already missed the contest but any time he breathed fire. Just the sound of him going from talking to dragon's breath is pure gold

“I want to be a BOOK miss.”

"I am a smaphire!"

Bookvar pizza is one of my absolute favorite scenes from Eldermourne

Acting like a giant gem to open a door has to be up there

Book pizza

I love Bukvar when he’s digging trenches with Fia like it’s a perfectly normal thing to do.

I love the way he says miss :3 cute!!

My favourite moment is when Bukvar’s first taken away, and everyone’s instinct was to just get him back—but then Murph is like, no, he’s gone gone. It’s that moment where Fia starts to crack and Batilda makes it clear that their quest is far from simple, rather the stakes are very high and destiny beckons them to go further into the fray.

The trench digging sing alongs ❤️❤️

Uh I’m a smaphire, duh!

I'm not very far in this campaign but I love bokvar so far!!!

first time he becomes a dragon pop-up book and breathes fire.

When he became (SPOILER) the new reaper

I mean I am a smaphire clearly is unforgettable but my favorite is how he acts as the New Reaper. Just so happy to do work!!

The trench digging game. Simply haunting.

Book cheese

Pizza, by Chef Bukvardee

First thing that comes to mind has to be "I'm a smaphire"!

I am a smaphire

Making pizzas

Book cheese

"I'm scared miss." -Bukvar

I haven’t caught all the way up but I’m close and I LOVE IT!!! Bukvar is so amazing especially when he’s got his angry voice on *wink wink*

Not to be cheesy, but the pizza was one to bookmark🍕📖

I’ll agree with many people in saying my favorite moments were when Bulvar would breathe fire and become an absolute badass ❤️

The first time he used his wrestling voice and breathed fire.

I'd love to be able to gift a Bukvar to my daughter! My favorite Bukvar moment is not a Bukvar moment per se. It's... Murph: "You cant stop me. Raise spell, reincarnate... no. We don't need more people, we need more familiars! Rise... TOMEVAR!" Fia: "Counterspell." Murph: "Um..." - E. Axford, copyright champion!

"I'm a sapphire" was a work of pure comedic genius

DEFINITELY when he held a knife to Zirk’s throat with no hesitation

Gotta love the gag where mission impossible music is playing as he’s stalking Petty Jack, sneaking from bookshelf to bookshelf

*pathetically and frantically* “MISS!”

I love his general tone everytime he’s scared and calls Fia “Miss”

My favorite Bukvar moment was when the gang met for the first time and he tried to make pizza!

Every-time he is called a coward

I love the play he did with Spritle and best quote " I'm a sapphire"

Definitely singing the trench song

I really want to try some book cheese and pizza

I loved his and Fia’s trench song.

I imagined human Bukvar is a cute excitable kid but I found it really funny that ultimately he preferred to be a flying book familiar. Like, forget having hands and limbs and all that. I prefer to make pizza as a flapping book.

Definitely Octopus Bukvar 🐙 Love the nod to Hot Boy Summer

Bonky Bonkfish

Spider I'll join you!!

Book cheese! I’d eat it

Looking through these responses has been so so fun!!! I personally loved anytime Fia and bukvar talked about the games they played while living in the train car. The book cheese moment also made me adore him immediately.

100% the time when he acted as a spy by singing the mission impossible theme and hid in bookshelves. My fiancé and I were crying laughing

Octopus Bukvar from Ep 19 is the best one-off moment

Easily gotta be Bukvar becoming a fire-breathing tome with a pro wrestler voice

I am a smaphire!

every single time Bukvar turned to a little dragon and breathed fire w the deep voice had me in tears. :)

gotta love him singing the trench digging song with fia

Honestly one of the moments that stands out in the entire campaign as my absolute favorite where i was just howling with laughter was when Bukvar first made cheese

It may not be an original take, but I think the moment we all fell in love with Bukvar is when he demonstrated his culinary skills and crafted the train car pizza!

Gotta get that book cheese.

My fav bukvar moment has to be at the beginning when he made probably the best pizza known to dnd, the first glimpse of the masterchef he truly is

Love all of Bukvar, but the digging of the sleeping trenches always got me. Bukvar using dragon breath was always so funny too. And of course the book pizza. Where DOES that cheese come from?

Honestly my favorite moment was the vindication I felt with his canonical appearance. I thought he’d look like Cheato from Banjo-Kazooie and not Page Master face-on-cover. And I was right! That and classic making pizza 🤌

My favorite Bukvar moment has to be the first time firebolt was cast through him and it was described as a pop-up book dragon breathing fire. I’m not sure if it was the first time the pop-up book was used, but it definitely stuck and inspired me to make a Wizard who’s spell book was a pop-up book

I AM A SMAPHIRE!

"I am a smapphire!"

Fia: Ok, ok the only person we call a coward is Bukvar because he is objectively a coward. Bukvar: That's right, everyone be nice to Volk. Volk is brave. It is I who want to go home right now.

“I am a smapphire” gets me everytime

My favorite BukVar Moment was when they first came to the railcars and it was revealed that he was the one that the cheese for the book pizza was made from.

Bukvar's pop up book dragon's breath was so good

Bookvars caboose pizza!

Love when bukvar was hanging on the ceiling that little rascal

The revelation that Fia and Bukvar thought digging trenches was a game was so so good.

For me it was the moment he was stolen away and you got to see him as a scared little boy... Not because I liked that, I'm not a sicko, but the fact that he was more than just a familiar at that point, he was very much a person

I loved it when Fia and Bukvar sang their creepy nursery rhyme about being dead. Good times.

Does every time he calls Fia "miss" count? I always thought that was such a nice touch

"I like big butts" -Bukvar.

My favourite Bukvar quote is from episode 2 “I’m watching the bats, I’m very fond of the bats, please I’ve really taken to these bats if you could put little hats on your bats so we know the difference” It gets me every time 😂

Very cute. Can we get JarSpawn?

Being so excited about going back to the train car to make pizzas with Fia again 😭

My fave was definitely all the horrid foods he made, especially the book pizza!

I think the very end when he gets all excited about sorting souls. Just feels so bookish and something I would totally do if I suddenly ascended to deity levels of responsibility

It's a bit of a cliché, but the whole smapphire bit damn near killed me... also I too love the way he refers to Fia as 'Miss!' all the time <33

Bukvar smash hugging into Fia, "Oh miss, don't make me scout!" 🥺💔 too sweet.

The first time he breathed fire was so delightful! Especially with the voice change.

Book pizza...can never go wrong with a good book pizza.

the most emotional i’ve ever been to any form of media is when bookvar was taken by cain and fia saying that “it’s always been you and me”

"Uhh, uhhh, miss?" His co dependence on Fia is a great character trait.

Fia: Ok, ok the only person we call a coward is Bukvar because he is objectively a coward. Bukvar: That's right. Everyone be nice to Volk. Volk is brave. It is I who wants to go home right now.

“If anyone here is a coward, it’s ME”

I loved Bukvar the moment he brought up book cheese, but my heart was truly his was the first time he turned into a pop-up book dragon 📖 🐉 🔥

Mission Impossible-ing down a hallway, disguising himself as a regular book 🥺

"I AM A SMAPPHIRE!"

Every time Bukvar and Fia reference some haunted activity from their past lol

"I am a smapphire," for sureeeee

I am a smafire, pure gold, or should I say that it's a gem

As much as I love the book cheese moments, I’d have to say the entire Bukvar sleeping upside in the cart with the bat’s during the first night the Third Mates stay over at Fia’s.

about an hour into episode 19 when Bukvar is turned into an Octopus "ooh I'll have 8 quills!" pretty fun

My favorite Bukvar moment is literally anytime he calls Fia "Miss." He just sounds so pure and devoted. 😽

Can’t lie everything about book cheese is insanely funny hopefully a one shot with some pizza making boy bukvar

Thinking eggs can come from books

*excited flapping * "Would anyone like me to make them some pizza?!" *smashing feta*

I want plush for my birthday next week

My favorite was the Trench digging song that Fia and Bookvar would sing. Such a loving and disturbing memory of childhood.

bukvar becoming boyvar 4realsies and starting to sort the souls, it was fun seeing where he started to where he ended up its an amazing journey

The I am an Emerald performance with Spritel is my favorite

i strive to be fia, i must have my companion

Bukvar's my spirit animal

I don't remember the wording, but when Fia asks Zerk to do her makeup like a funeral and Bookvar getting concerned about her health is hilarious. "You're not planning to die, are you, Miss? Miss??"

Bukvar attempting to make a pizza is always going to be a classic 🥺❤️

Every time Bukvar and Fia allude to something depressing from their childhood really gets me 😂

Bukvar trying to help make a pizza is classic. Between the cheese and Tomato paste and them complimenting him while trying to swallow a not great pizza is the best

Whoo good campaign 👏

I constantly think about "book cheese" and I'm never sure how to feel about it

Just the use of the word “Miss” was so sweet

Loved that all his spells were flavoured as pop ups

I know this is basic, but it just warms my heart the way he calls Fia "miss." Every time, I'm like 🥺.

My favorite moment is Bukvar becoming Randy Savage incarnate when breathing fire

Bukvar's train car pizza has been stuck in my mind for a while now. Yum hehe

Favorite bukvar moment has to be when he was Catherine Zeta-Jonesing in Sewastian’s keep. Best oceans 11 member

My favorite moment was when Fia casts Dragon Breath on Bukvar, and he suddenly becomes a pro wrestler spewing fire upon the baddies. For one specific moment, I will say the first time this happens because it was so surprising to hear sweet Bukvar change

Bukvar is just the cutest and every "hello miss!" Killed me but I always loved seeing him go beast mode and spit fire too!

My favorite moment was actually when he became boyvar and was categorizing all the souls. He genuinly seemed happy and it just felt like the perfect higher purpose he could have asked for while still being there for the gang.

The first thing that comes to mind is of course his stunning performance with Bukvar and Spritle of "I am a Smafyre".

Every time Bukvar is trying to be stealthy or sneaky and he is humming the mission impossible tune! The moment Bukvar would inject Henry with the serum really made me laugh out loud

When Zirk combined coffee and tea and Bukvar was flapping behind him with a knife, waiting for Fia's command so he could kill Zirk for his crimes

Every single concerned “Miss??” is my favorite

The bukvar pizza scene was my favorite

Honestly I loved the first time Boyvar and Fia are reunited! That happiness of hearing he can guide the afterlife AND be Fia’s familiar again had me grinning like an idiot

The whole smafire scene is amazing, plus spritle playing a rival

Bukvar as a pizza product producer and chef is both horrific and heartwarming.

All the moments where Bukvar and Fia sing their creepy childhood songs together hold a dear place in the deepest cockles of my heart.

I’d kill to get my hands on some of bukvar’s book cheese

Murph describing the sounds that a book would make while attempting to make a pizza was the peak of the whole campaign

Nothing better to listen to than Bukvar making pizza!

Of course I have to go with ‘I am a Smaphire’ that nat 20 was really Dice Christ against Murph and I love it

Train car pizza was just such a delight, the absolute commitment to not hurting his feelings sold it all.

I adore the trench digging song!

Absolutely the crazy book milk arc. It was a full commitment to the crazy fun earlier in the podcast and I loved it.

Just the entire time the Third mates were yelling at Bukvar to stay in the bush during the finale was so so good

I loved when the adults were having a conversation about who is going to facilitate the saving of the world and Boyvar just kinda piped up and said that he could do it. Then when Fia said she couldn't imagine her world without him it just hit home so hard how close the two were. I may have shed a tear...

i forget who said “i’m not a coward!” and bukvar immediately going “but i am!”

My favorite part is when Fia and Bukvars sing their bedtime trench song during their escape from the Yeti episode!!! 😂 it was so unsettling but funny!

Fia turning Bukvar into a fire-breathing book never ceases to make me laugh lmao

Idk why, but it's giving very much Murphy vibes

There really isn’t any quote better than “I am a smapphire.”

The first time dragon breath was used followed closely by “I am a smapphire”

Book cheese pizza!

A simple, but endearing quote that I really like: Miss! Miss!

a book making pizza with cheese made from it's own milk will forever delight me

Bukvar’s glasses!!! A book wearing glasses is precisely the familiar I needed when I was 9 and also now

Forever going through the logistics of a book producing cheese for a pizza. Absolutely my favorite familiar of all time.

Bukvar's cheese and pizza making enterprise is one of the weirdest, funniest things, and I love it.

Smaphire a hundred percent

small request having to do with merch/club: if at all possible can you include a short print out or something that details care of the item - i have had a couple shirts and my crick water glass (rip) get ruined in the wash/dishwasher as the screenprint falls off - love yall and just want to keep/cherish my merch :)

!00% Bookvar's dragon breath on RANCH & Co

Ep. 18 22:37-22:43 *Brian's wrestling voice* "FIT FOR A FAIRYTALE MISS! AND EVERYONE LIVED CRAPPILY EVER AFTER!"

The idea of a floating book with eyes making pizza still lives in my head rent free, an amazing moment for the hall of fame

Its so hard to choose, ALL Bukvar moments are my favorite Bukvar moments!!! But if I gotta choose, the entire Smapphire scene had me in ridiculous laughter tears. Thanks for the chance!!!

Gotta love him frantically putting together that book chesse pizza

Human Bukvar is too good, you have to love a cute little human Bukvar

milky bukvar cheesy pizza bukvar

Bukvar's pizzeria that's absolutely not up to local health codes or standards

Gotta go with every time Bukvar uses Dragonbreath

Finding out that Fia was put on trial for having bukvar, but that bukvar was made by Irena and Fia was taking the fall showed how deep their relationships between the 3 of them went

Did Bukvar ever use dragonbreath to make a pizza? If so, that's my favorite moment. Time to relisten to Eldermourne

I Am A Smapphire!

Deep voice dragon breath bukvar is an all time classic

Bukvar launching flames like a mighty dragon is permanantly seared into my brain

Bukvars tremendous turn at being a thespian will forever haunt my dreams.

It’s not the funniest moment, but Fía’s breakdown after Bukvar is taken is absolutely heartbreaking and it always sticks with me

Oh to have my very own book familiar

I am a smapphire lives rent-free in my head

I always think of the pizza-making scene when I think of him, a classic moment lol

Smapphire for sure! So epic!

The idea of Henry imagining Bukvar being milked to make pizza cheese kills me lol

It's so hard to choose just one! But, I absolutely love Fia and Bukvar's relationship: his nervous/anxious disposition, always wanting to go home and not get wet while she teases him and keeps adventuring despite his protests. Not only do they make great characters but I also just love listening to Murph and Em improv with each other. Their banter is so tight and honest and so goddamn funny; I can't count the number of times the two of them had me laughing so hard I cried. The whole crew is hilarious together but Murph and Em moments are always my favourite, and you really see that in Fia and Bukvar.

Umm Miiiiiss??

Book cheese.

Love Bukvar! And Emily, as a native born Russian speaker with family who talk to me with heavy Russian accents your Slavic accent for Fia was so good!!

I am a smaphire!

Bukvar yelling and coming out of the shadows to give the bone claw shot into Henrys neck. "Sorry its dark and I can't see"

Bookvar and fia playing weird games in the yard lol

Bukvar will always be the best Smaphire there is.

I loved how insane tomevar's introduction was and also how fea instantly dispelled magic on him

The entire 1st bookmarks pizza making scene

Whenever Bukvar would cast the dragon fire from his pages!

"We will all have pizza again in the train car."

"That was just a game we played, Miss. A sad, sad game."

Sneaking around in bookshelves and making his own sneaky music.

“She’s drowning!”

Just thinking about Smaphires absolutely kills me 😂

Bukvar and Fia singing about sleeping in trenches!

“I am a Smaphire” that moment was awesome and I was so proud of Bukvar.

Anytime Bukvar and Fia chant together. You can really see the best-friend bond between Murph and Emily shine through the characters

Definitely Bukvar sneaking down the hallway and ducking into the bookshelf in the manor - he's so awkward that this was great imagery! (Also obviously the pizza!)

Becoming the great librarian at the end!

I’ve been pondering book cheese for quite some time.

Bukvar and Fia digging a trench and singing a song about sleeping in trenches 😂♥️

A book making pizza ruled

“I am a Smaphire” and the whole pageant made me laugh my ass off

When Bukvar got so upset in the train car when Henry and Zirk were balking at eating the pizza.

Every emotion somehow being conveyed just by saying “Miss!” in different tones ❤️😂

I loved the first time Bukvar made pizza 😂😂 so funny

The pop up book dragon fire breath was so visually sick and got me hooked on eldermourne! That and saucy book pizza.

Ummm, Miss??!?

Book cheese for sure.

Smappphirrre!!

Does it come with book pizza?

“I AM A SMAPPHIRE!” 🤣😂

Book Cheese! Which is also a great name for a librarian fronted ska band.

Smaphire!

Will plush Bukvar make me pizza if I win him?

Any time Bukvar uses dragonbreath!

as soon as he opened his mouth also that he called fia “miss” all the time

I loved Bukvar admitting that he was the one who was afraid in Episode 1.

The first time he hit the WWE voice with the fire breathing

fia and bulvar digging trenches to sleep in was sooo funny to me

it’s basic, but my favorite moment is simply book cheese!! not sure if it counts but i also loved the counter spell on tomevar!!

Book cheese! XD

Bookcheese, digging sleep trenches, the sapphire....so many iconic moments, I can't pick just one!!

I love that Bukvar makes pizza 🤣

“MISS”

Fia and Bukvar's childhood song about digging ditches, it's so good

“I am a smapphire!”

Favorite Bukvar moment was the first time he uses firebreath and his "Miss?" changes to "MISS!" -- a dang delight!

His ascension into the new arbiter of souls was the most shocking and narratively satisfying moment for me. Who ever imagines that their level one Find Familiar pet is going to become a permanent fixture in the process of sorting souls? For me this scene was so evocative that I imagined him transforming into a fully sentient book, Pagemaster style, and flitted around his heavenly library. 🤩

Book cheese is my favorite Bukvar moment. Or when he became God. Really could be either

Bukvar volunteering to sort the souls

hands down gotta be the disaster of finding out the cheese for their pizza came from book cheese ahahaha

Oh, definitely the first moment fia cast dragon's breath on him and the little dragon came out as a pop up book.

Man I loved the pawpaw plush you guys made last time. My favorite book at moment was right near the beginning when he made pizza for the crew. Henry's level of discomfort was hilarious.

Getting a nat 20 on being a sapphire for sure XD

Bukvar being a professional actor and successfully *being* the sapphire enough to trick the mechanics of an ancient temple shows our lovely little book buddy has more latent talent than meets the eye. This is why this moment gets a 5/5 pages from me.

Fia and bukvar digging graves to sleep in

Fia cheekily telling the other party members how she made book cheese while Bukvar proudly makes them all a pizza by flailing himself around will forever live in my head rent-free. Henry trying to avoid the pizza but also trying to be polite is hilarious and makes it especially sweet when he warms up to it so much as the story goes on.

“She’s DROWNING”

I love Pizzavar lmao. Fell in love with him from his first crappy pie lol

“i’m a book miss. i’m a goddamn book.”

*In Murph's WWE voice* "And everyone lived crappily ever after"

Season 3 feels lovely so far, but who wouldn’t want a Bukvar

Smapphire is iconic, but I do have a special love for yelling at Hank "she's drowning!!!" when she was learning to swim

There’s too many good and funny moments, but I think it was when he was taken for that long period of time. The helplessness in his voice was heartbreaking, and I really felt for Fia.

Tada

"I am a smapphire" one of my favorite quotes from the series

It has got to be his pizza making skills early on. It was such a great introduction to the character and led to many jokes.

He's my favorite pizza chef!

There are so many wonderful moments. Either the moment we discover his love for pizza making or the sheer creativity that came with narrating his pop up book spell delivery.

Bukvar being Murphy's proxy to warn the party about bad ideas. Everytime it made me giggle!

100% Smapphire

Definitely Murph getting to break out his WWE voice when using Dragon's Breath. Maybe that's how he heats up the pizza oven!

Bukvar making pizzas to the best of his ability

The love sapphire/smapphire bit, he is definitely one of my favorites

It's a toss up between Smapphire and any time he and Fia talked about the games they played as kids - when Murph got to fully remove the DM cloak and join in on the antics.

Anytime Bukvar said “Miss” in a non-regular tone, always put a smile on my face

“I am a smapphire” pure joy quote

“I am a smapphire!” No question.

It’s gotta be the book cheese incident. As an aside, would totally watch a cooking show that he hosted

"I am a smapphire!!" (Made me fully chuckle out loud in this scene when he turned into a pop-out book!)

The paper fold out dragon when Fia uses him to do that fire breath is so cool. Also the pizza making

"that was just a game we played miss. A sad, sad game.." (ep15)

"Volk is brave, it is I that wants to go home" or something like that, but it makes me do a giggle everytime because I absolutely relate to Bukvar way too much.

Bukvar being jealous of Spoony and Fia saying that Spoony is stronger than him

"I am a Smapphire!"

Bukvar getting to become the great librarian and have a noble purpose

My fave Bukvar moment was the first time he got to use firebreath -- the transition from a cowardly "Miss?" to Murph's pro-wrestler voice was comedy gold

Bukvar vs Spritle consistently failing performance checks to 'become the sapphire', with proud (competitive) parental support from Fia and Zirk. And of course as part of that... "I am a smapphire".

Bukvar’s finale was my favourite. A big lump in my throat when hearing about the great librarian.

literally every time he’s shown up 🥺

My favorite was the play bukvar put on!! I was laughing so hard I cried !!

The first time Fia cast fire breath on him and he got to feel all powerful! A fun change-up from timid little Bukvar

Little boy bukvar was cute but ngl octopus bukvar sliding around on ice….. arguably cuter :)

Miss? Will my new master take care of me? "Of course Bukvar"

I do love the Smapphire bit, but going from the prime polite little Bukvar to demonic dragon lord fire breathing Bukvar is so good.

Tomevar was better

I have to live in regret the rest of my life knowing I will never have a bukvar cheese pizza. He tries, he really does!

Has to be Bukvar being milked to make cheese for the pizza.

Bukvar crying Fia’s tears

Bukvar! I tried making pizza this weekend and I failed. Need your tips for train car pizza!

When Bukvar was turned into qn octopus only for the next fight to be on ice, so they were just flailing around.

Definitly the scene in the train car making pizza! 🍕

My favourite Bukvark moment has to be him getting upset over Henry fighting the bats and watching the real bats so they don't get hurt when they visit Fia's train car for the first time

Bukvar being upset when Zirk was practicing fighting on his bats from the vermin hat, but the train car also had bats, so he got confused a bit. They had to mark with an X the bats that weren't from the train car. A coward becoming upset and vocal about something is very cool.

Love Bukvar making pizza with book cheese and chomping pizza like the Cookie Monster!

Like most others have already said, the Smapphire scene is hands down my favourite

Nothing will get me as much as Bukvar proudly agreeing that he is a coward and then looking over to Mr. Henry to ask him if he's a coward too, akskd. it's the "i see you're a man of culture as well" meme

Bukvar fist turning into a lil boi, and being Fia’s little brother

Book pizza. The cheese came from him. How could we not be obsessed with a book that not only provides ingredients but also cooks.

Has to be boy-var. goosebumps every time I listen to it

The very first time he breathed fire and his polite voice shifted to the demon lord voice. Iconic ever since

Book pizza of course

Creepy ditch singing!

Something was so beautiful and poignant about little boy Bukvar. But you can’t go wrong with Smapphire ;)

"I AM A SMAPPHIRE"

Bukvar singing about digging ditches with Fia for sure!

I love Bukvar joining in whenever Fia had a childhood song/weird game. My favorite is just the haunted singing in the forest while they dig ditches ❤️

Bukvar injecting Zirks serum into Hanks neck when he’s aiming for his unclenched ass 📖 💉 😱

All Bukvar moments are so precious!! 'Miss! ' in a the voice only the cutest book with glasses could have :)

I mean the obvious answer is "I am a smapphire!"

When he keeps trying to perform as the sapphire. Close second would be every time he breathes fire. But Fahrenheit 451 asides were too thin on the ground!

Bukvar saying Miss. Also him being awkward in his boy body during the finale 😂 such a lad

When Moxora stole Bukvar! So chilling!

I'm a smapphire... I'm a smapphire ... I'm a smapphire ... I AM A SMAPPHIRE !!!!!! This keeps me cracking every time. If an awakened book can become a smapphire, we can become everything we want if we try hard enough

Any time he says miss is iconic tbh. That voice is just chef’s kiss 👨🏻‍🍳

All the time bukvar was gone and you waited and waited until you finally hear him say Miss again... So the reunion it is!

I loved the part where Murph called Bukvar, "The Great Librarian", I actually teared up.

The pizza making had me crying with laughter!!

I literally cried when Bukvar volunteered to sort the souls and I didn't know that he would be able to also be a book. Just the whole thing about his divine heritage honestly.

Bookvar as a lil’ boy? That’s F-ing cute. Bookvar as a lil’ boy with lil’ glasses? That’s incredible.

Something about Bukvar addressing Fia as “Miss” is so sweet and endearing. He is the entire reason I started listening to C2

“I can’t open it Miss, I don’t have hands!" lol

Its got to be when bookvar was turned into an octopus

Miss...miss the book cheese pizza!

Bukvar trying his absolute best to make pizza was so funny and adorable!!!

It has to be when Bukvar and Spritle performed in "Smapphire" (Eldermourne's greatest childrens' pageant)

Any time Bukvar and Fia were singing haunting childhood songs and sleeping in trenches

Love Bulgar’s signature “Miss” 😄

My favorite Bukvar moment is early on when Fia finds Hank and Zerk hogtied up and Fia tells Bukvar not to jump to conclusions because maybe they like that. Bukvar then apologizes for kink shaming.

“I can’t open it Miss, I don’t have hands!"

Love the first time he had breathed fire and it was described as a little pop-up dragon coming out of the book :)

Anytime bukwar says “miss” is iconic, but also when fia tries to get him to open the freezer and he says “I’m trying miss, I don’t have hands” 😭

Yes please

I’m sorry but Macho Man Bukvar Savage constantly Spitting Fire!!!!! That is the Only Answer and it happened So Many Times!!!

Smapphire, coming to theatres near you😂

Smapphire all day every day!

Gotta be the whole sapphire/smapphire bit 😂 love this little dude

Bukvar making pizza is my most memorable moment of him

Definitely the expert pizza making :)

its gotta be the book cheese!

When he was reunited with Fia when the third mates rescued him

The whole Smapphire scene is one of my favourite moments of the podcast

When Bukvar made the pizza he went from Fia’s voice of reason to just as insane as her. It was the best.

Bukvar reminds me of myself

"I am a smapphire" really takes the cake for me! The fact that Murph honored the Dice Christ's natural 20 in that scene really made the moment go down smooth!

Everytime I think of Bukvar I can just hear him saying "Miss" in his little voice when something was going down but most importantly for him is Book Pizza!!!

My favorite bukvar moment is when he professes his extreme dislike for being an animal then Fia talks about how she likes to make cheese from his milk

Dragon breath Bukvar!

Love how excited Bukvar gets when thinking how he gonna sort all these souls

“We will all have pizza again in the train car.” “Please don’t make me a phonebook, Miss.”

His increasingly frantic “miss, Miss, MISS” was, in different contexts, both hilarious and haunting.

When Bukvar takes the form of a pop-up book as a dragon and goes WWE on the enemies asses!

Bukvar making pizza with his own book cheese. Absolutely haunting

Either smaffire or (and this is only technically bukvar) but when tomevar appeared and immediately disappeared

Whenever he roasted his foes as a fire breathing dragon book!!!

“I Am a Smaffphire! I AM A SMAFFPHIRE!” *Proceeds to incinerate everything around him with Dragons breath*

Flying flaming Bukvar, obviously. Love the death metal Bukvar

“I AM A SAMAPHIRE”

book pizza !

100% mission impossible theme Bukvar, darting into bookshelves to hide

The first time he breathed fire was amazing, the pop-up book visual was perfect

Bukvar the pizza making cook book 😍

Mine is definitely the pizza 🍕

The smapphire audition for sure

Bukvar’s secret agent mission early in the campaign, also anytime Fia cast dragons breath on him

As incredible as I'm a Smapphire is, I could not stop laughing at Fia and Bukvar singing and digging the trench.

“I can’t open it Miss, I don’t have hands” from episode 2 when the banshee closes the cooler door with Zerk and Fia inside.

I am a smaphire!

I AM A SMAPPHIRE!! 😭😭😭

i love all of bukvar with my lil heart but when he just earnestly started making pizza for the choo choo crew and hank was so skeptical, i absolutely cried laughing. fia and bukvar's relationship is just so cute!

Definitely little octopus Bukvar wearing skates 🥰

Probably when bukvar became the sorter of souls 😭

Bukvar being a little scout :’)

Always the bookvar fia games, so much joy every time

The first time Boyvar was revealed made me gasp and shit my pants

I AM A SMAPPHIRE!!!!

Book cheese literally haunts me everyday. 😂😂💕 But the fact that he’s so proud of it makes me giggle 😂

When Bukvar was fully calling himself a coward and Fia was telling him to stop it, but he was like “no I am”

Definitely Philips fake hate for Bukvar

Bukvar singing the mission impossible theme to himself as he snuck around Whitclaws mansion was truly *chefs kiss*

I liked when Bukvar literally burned Horseshit the bandit alive 🥰 very sweet moment

Tomevar baby!!!

I am a smaphire!!

Anytime Bukvar says “Miss” my heart melts

Bukvar acting out that play but also the book cheese. I’m going through the element short rests rn as d it’s making me miss him do much

My favorite moments was when he made book cheese pizza, and when he finally reunited with Philip 🥲

Love bukvar

The Smaphire monologue and literally any time book goat cheese is mentioned. Bukvar making pizza and getting hurt/covered in sauce.

All the moments with Fia where they reminisce about something very creepy as if it were a normal part of everyone's childhood

I love every Pizza Bukvar moment equally don't make me choose

Bukvar making bad pizza😂

Definitely the Sm’apphire bit

Bukvar and his pizza. Bukvar is truly all of us.

I just love book cheese

“I am a smaphire”

Mine is definitely anytime Bukvar had dragons breath and got the deep voice or the mission impossible theme Bukvar!

"How is that book sweating?" and the Mission Impossible theme as he stealths were so funny

Bukvar “I am a sapphire..look at me..!?” Proceeds to get a 3-2 making it a beautiful 1 for the best book play ever.

When Bukvar is trying to get Sewastian’s seal in the library and is humming the Mission Impossible theme as he is hiding in the bookshelves

"It is I who want to go home right now!"

The method of polymorphing Bukvar into a goat to take the milk and make it into cheese was truly the most beautifully chaotic moment and I expected nothing less from the Choo Choo Crew.

"Miss? Miss! Help!!" Bukvar's pleas as he is ripped from his book form hit so hard and are such a great payoff for all of the crew's great story crafting especially looking back now. Thanks for all the great memories ❤️

My favorite is episode 2 or 3? Where Fia leaves Bukvar to guard the door to the freezer when they’re looking at the body of the Rook goon. And when the door slams shut Bukvar just crying “I can’t open the door, Miss! I don’t have hands!” And Fia screaming “why did I leave you out there?!” The image of leaving a book to guard a door just tickles me.

100% it's dragon's breath Bukvar!

My favorite Bukvar moment was when he made pizzas for the crew, seconded by him telling Fia to hold him back so he wouldn’t stab someone

I just loved listening to BulkVar making pizza. I laughed so much.

The time that Bukvar made pizza for the "Choo Choo Crew" aka "The Third Mates" has to be our favorite.

It’s got to be Bukvar just slamming himself into the pizza and toppings to “make” pizza. Oh and the goat-var.

The concept of polymorphing him into a real goat to make the cheese and them having him change back into a fantastical creature to make artisanal cheese for his hipster pizzas is just pure magic.

Singing about being dead with Fia, absolutely

Best is His reunion with Phillip. “I mean, like, it’s cool that you’re back or whatever…”

I’m a lil Smaphire enough said

Bukvar- making his infamous cheesy pizza

1st time Bukvar turns into the pop-up book dragon and breathes fire.

Definitely Bukvar making sloppy pizzas with his own cheese

Personal favorite is Bukvar shouting “I yield! I give up!” and running away at the start of the campaign. Really set the tone for his character

Best Bukvar moment was when he was taken and Phillip had to step in to fill his shoes. Felt like we had taken Bukvar for granted up until then 🥲

I love whenever he screams like the coward book he is („MISSSSS!!!!“) but I am a Smaphire and the repeat of it at any time is my everything! Such dedication!!

I am a smaphire 100%

I loved the very first introduction of Bukvar, because it not only set the tone for the character as a whole, but it also just sounds like Murph being comically antagonistic towards Emily, and it’s so funny when you view it like that.

100% the Smaphire bit. I can't wait to see if Bukvar and Spritle start a new Theatre company (in Bukvar's spare time of course).

"You can't say it just happened once when it JUST happened" the first bit of banter between Bokvar and Fia, talking about how she lit him on fire. I immediately fell in love with their relationship!

I really like all of Bukvar and Fia’s creepy sad songs they sing together

Book cheese for sure, but fire breathing macho bukvar is also very choice!

I love every time Bukvar immediately gets on board with whatever nonsense Fia starts, especially digging sleeping trenches.

I mean can't really beat the play of the century featuring Spritle

I think I'm repeating others, but my favorite moment is when we realize he's actually a little boy! like pinocchio

All for the pizza chef bookvar

Pro Wrestler Voice Dragon's Breath Bukvar all day everyday

Oh! Oh my. I'm- I'm in love with ghosts now. Oh no. Ohhh no.

I am a smapphire!

When vulvar was super peaty about keeping hanks shoes

Dragon’s Breath Bukvar!

The delightful book pizza

Book Cheese.

“Yes! I’m a coward miss!” Never fails to make me laugh how open Bukvar is about their cowardice.

The delight of librarian Bookvar for sure

Dragon breath dragon for sure

Any time Bukvar has Dragon’s Breath cast on him is the best - Murph gets to sound like a wrestler!

"We're the dead ones! We're the dead ones! Yes we are!"

The smaphire I am a smaphire

“That’s right, I was made by a god... NBD”

“We are the dead ones! We are the dead ones!”

Smaphire musical!

"I'm a smaphire" of course 🤣

Singing haunting songs while digging trenches with Fia absolutely

Everything with him being an amazing pizza chef. He would be put right in my kitchen so he can supervise me when cook!

It has to be burnt book pizza

Smaphire boi. <3

Hiding in the bookshelves while humming the mission impossible theme!

Fia: "Bukvar I don't mean to be selfish, but I don't know this world without you.." Bukvar: "Oh but miss, here's the wonderful magical thing: what if, in this world, as I am, I could help guide people and sort them. Like a guidebook like this were all one big library and then you could summon me as a familiar and I could still be around you like a book!" As soon as he says "here's the wonderful magical thing" I am brought to tears lol

Fire breathing Bookvar pop up pages!

I gave my paw paw to my pup. She would love to complete the collection of "babies" next to her bed.

I mean, it's gotta be book cheese on book pizza.

It's simple but I'm not even sure if it's accurate, But when Bukvar was taken and called "Miss! MISSS!" The moment will always be my favorite. As if Balnor was slain by Theala

The reunion when Boy!Bukva ran up to Fia in the glade Irina sent them to!

I think my favorite bukvar moment has to be his excellent stealthing through the bookshelves!!! It was just so cute :D

When Fia cast dragon breath on Bukvar for the first time! I love a wild ass Bukvar!!!!

"I'm a smaphire" is my favorite moment, capturing the chaos of this incredible podcast.

His Broadway performance of "I am a smaphire" ofc lol

Its gotta be "I am a smaphire" lol

My favorite memory is when I won a Bukvar plush on my birthday, February 16th!

Just anytime he made pizza or was talked about him making pizza 😂

I absolutely loved when bukvar became the "great librarian" so freaking cute and such a beautiful start for our little book god Bukvar. #InBukvarWeTrust!

Yes Miss I am fully a coward

“I’m a smaphire” will reign supreme

Bukvar and Spritle’s little play is my favorite. Bukvar got a Nat 20 on “I am a smapphire!”

Book cheese pizza!

It's got to be when bukvar was making pizza. just the image of a book smashing cheese and other ingredients in their pages gives me a weird vibe

“I am a smaphire.”

"you got booked, miss"

"Yes miss!"

I would like my very own smaphire, it would be just the right weight for me to sleep with.

insisting on making a good pizza!

My favorite is bukvar and fia singing their songs as they dig the trenches/holes

I thought it was super interesting when he was captured and it was revealed he was like a spirit. It was like something I never even thought about him being an animated book that his spirit could be separate from his form.

Gotta be book cheese

I mean, it's gotta be when Bukvar was kidnapped. Like, yes, sad, unfortunate, heartbreaking. But it's also dramatic and that's what I live for.

“I am a smaphire!” and all the associated parental joy from the Third Mates.

My favorite will always be him and spritle doing there play. I’m a smaphire is still my favorite quote in the campaign.

Pop out Dragon that breaths fire with the deep voice is always my favorite

It has to be the book cheese, I’ll never forget that

That suddenly real moment when budvar is shown as a baby halforc as thier soul is ripped away :'(

There’s too many amazing Bukvar moments but I will always laugh when I listen to Bukvar sneaking around the tower in episode 6 while humming the Mission Impossible music and ducking into bookshelves.

I’ll be honest, as someone who has anxiety and gets lost and find escapism in reading books, Bukvar was something special to me. My favorite moment is when he and Fia would be talking emotional about the years they were alone and Batilda left them and they were alone in the train car. From the crying on the pages to the little joke he would make. Though not outright funny, I found myself feeling more and more connect to the story of Fia with my own experiences of being different and an “outcast”. I loved Bukvar and if I had to pick a funny moment, Smapphire duh

Him and Fia singing about digging holes!

Smapbire

“That’s right, everyone be nice to Volk. Volk is brave. It is *I* who want to go home right now.”

Truly any time he said “miss”!

i think about book cheese at least once a day

"Below"!

I've gotta say my favorite Bukvar moment is when he got to breathe fire and Murph's voice went really low. The imagery and the character acting were all ideal there.

Anytime Bulvar laughed nervously attempting to be the voice of reason!!

The Smaphire or the murph's Macho Man Randy Savage voice whenever Bukvar gets fire breathing are both very good!

Bukvar and Fia talking about frozen hotdogs!

My favorite moment is for sure the storybook fire breathing!

So many great moments but the first time he really got to me was the pizza scene in the beginning!

I loved Bukvar turning into a fire breathing dragon book and toasting his enemies with Murph's super low voice.

"I AM Smaphire"

It has to be making pizza in the train car. Also, book cheese sounds so very gross.

Bukvar being stealthy and hiding in bookshelves? Absolutely iconic. There’s a lot of great moments but nothing like imagining a perfect center toothed Tom Cruise book rocking that mission impossible theme

C2, E1- shortly after Valk was reanimated after being severed in two by the Prophet Cain, Phillip aggressively taunts him Phillip: “F*ck you, you little coward! You little f*cking coward! You are SO easy to read!” Fia: “Okay, okay, the only person we call a coward is Bukvar, because he is objectively a coward.” Bukvar: “That’s right! Everyone be nice to Valk; Valk is brave! It is ~I~ who want to go home right now.“ Fia: *nervous laughter* “Okay, Bukvar.” Bukvar: “Valk just wants to be on the belt- …what?” Fia: “Bukvar, please.” *chorus of wonderful laughter*

Look am a smapphire.

I hope it still counts, but how could I not talk about all the Boyvar moments! Truly my favorite lad :)

Will always love the pizza making scene during one of the first nights in Fia's train car. A book WOULD be terrible at making pizza!

It's gotta be just willing himself into being a precious gemstone. "I AM a smaphire!"

I definitely love the first time Bukvar attempted to make pizza, such a disaster! But that's why we love him!

Book cheese and all the times he called Fia Miss!

The first time Bukvar did the fire dragon breath was such a funny and cool moment, love it each time!

I loved imagining bukvar becoming human

I AM A SMAPPHIRE sends me every time, that and Murphs dragon-Bukvar voice, so good!

I'm sure it's already been said but I love it when Bukvar starts helping Fia dig holes and sings.

One of my favourite moments of campaign 2 in general was when Fia says “bukvar you fool!” When he fails as a lookout. Hilarious.

I like the end part where he comes back and everyone leaves Phillip as dead. 😕 Joking… mostly… dragon’ breath Bukvar is the best Bukvar.

the smaphire moment had me in stitches and milking him for cheese!!

My favorite Bukvar moment is when he first makes pizza with book cheese, and when he eats his pizza, he's described as eating it like Cookie Monster with pizza bits flying everywhere. 📖🍕

Me and my girlfriend still do the mission impossible (I think?) Theme tune that murph does for bukvar bein "sneaky" whenever our cats are trying to stealth