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Mixed Bag: Owlbear Cave (1 of 2)
December 31, 2021

Mixed Bag: Owlbear Cave

Join us as the Wealthy Owlbears hear your homebrew pitches and decide if they work for our eggs. If that sentence didn't make sense, it's ok, it also won't make sense after you listen to the episode. Come get lost in the tank with us!

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Oscar the Salad Czar · November 12, 2025

Oh no I've been using the potion modification rule, but i also added they're essentially water balloons that can be thrown ala baldur's gate 3 for heals. I'm gonna get sued so hard.

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James (plz make more trinyvale eps) · August 5, 2025

Listening to Murph try and keep Caldwell and Emily on the rails/not lost in the tank is hilarious. Without Murph, this would’ve just been Caldwell, Emily, and Jake arguing semantics about the smallest, most unnecessary details that they create out of thin air. Without murph there, the other 3 could probably riff completely off topic for hours. Thank god for Murph. Also, thank god for the other 3 maniacs - y’all are a hilarious group.

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Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror · June 25, 2025

The start of a pattern of Murph dropping eggs for cursed scenarios?

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Dr. Eggman · October 8, 2024

Can’t believe the first tortle tank was actually an owl cave

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Gilligan Froggert · May 4, 2025

Right?! i love how murph instantly started saying “lost in the tank” because of shark tank and Emily kept being confused cause they were bears.

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CommodoreBlue · January 9, 2024

The pitch at 26:00 was also in the latest D&D court, but the attitudes of the judges are very different than the attitudes of the owl bears. They ultimately came to the same conclusion. Pretty sure the submitter here was the DM from the latest court case.

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9on · January 25, 2024

had a look thru the backlog and put this ep on — when i got to that part i was thinking the exact same thing. glad someone else noticed 🤝

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Ellie Ram · August 16, 2023

The potion one is perfection

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Summer Tribe · March 31, 2022

that counterspell counterspell thing sounds really fun

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Garrett Durham · March 29, 2022

In my home games for crits we roll advantage for damage pretty much. So it’s like for a 2d6 we roll 6d6 and take the highest 4. So you can still roll bad, roll good, and get maximum clickyclack.

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Summer Tribe · March 31, 2022

brilliant

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Alex Messbarger · January 20, 2022

You guys should do a mix bag of attack on titan first few episodes love the review of the anime’s

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Cameron A · January 14, 2022

It would be cool if only the winning owlbear gets to incorporate the homebrews they win into a real life session (trinyvale, hotboy summer, Jake's home campaign, etc)

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Lucia V. · January 13, 2022

"lost in the tank" gives me big "TANG versus BANG" energy

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James (plz make more trinyvale eps) · August 5, 2025

It’s amazing how quickly Em or Caldwell can get lost in the tank lol

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Pamela Gray · January 12, 2022

I have 2 major DMs and one does the double damage on Crits and the other does damage but with advantage, and it doesn’t do way too much damage, but it’s nice knowing that my character won’t be annihilated right away with double damage 😅

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Thunderdave · January 6, 2022

"Dont get lost in the tank" merch please.

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Paxton · January 6, 2022

Murph is logical and everyone else is a looney tunes

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James (plz make more trinyvale eps) · August 5, 2025

Without Murph, this would’ve been absolute cartoonish chaos.

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1man2hands · January 4, 2022

See for crits I hate rolling double dice I prefer doubling the roll, so doing the add the max thing sounds way better for me

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Darius · January 3, 2022

Loved this mixed bag, but I'm so sad at the missed opportunity to say "lost in the cave"! That's my homebrew pitch lol

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Unloved · January 3, 2022

The pebble in ear item was just a different take on the earring from critical role campaign 1.

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Cale Clinton · January 2, 2022

I don’t know why, but the first thing is thought of as an Owlbear Cave intro was doing the Wolf of Wall Street Matthew McConaughey hum/chest pound thing, except with owl hoos instead of hums

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Adam Gomez · January 2, 2022

You are lost in the sauce, I’m lost in tank. We are not the same.

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bj cox · January 1, 2022

I love this

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Michael Singer · January 1, 2022

Speaking stones for ears just sounds like a worse rapore spores cuz you have a verbal component along with a hand signal as opposed to telepathy or whatever speaking in someone else’s mind is

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Allie Rosner · January 1, 2022

I am in desperate need of "Lost In The Tank" merch please and thank you

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Porfo · January 1, 2022

My pitch: instead of eggs, you have chicks/cubs aka “chubs”

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Kevin but keviner · January 1, 2022

This is so messy

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Brandon · January 1, 2022

Murph thank you so much for lost in the tank.

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King of the City Pigeons · January 1, 2022

Hoot Growl!

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Gwyn · January 1, 2022

Every time I listen to Mixed bags I am always reminded how much I just want a weekly version! I love the off the walls humor slowly consuming Murph. Love you all!

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Micah · December 31, 2021

I think the Crit thing could be done as a "Feat" or Ability for a Character. Having it be a whole table rule is kind of silly since, like they said, not everyone would enjoy playing that way. But if it was set up so you could choose to do that as a Character. That might work. Maybe have some concession somewhere else in stats to help counterbalance it.

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Spore Zealot · January 1, 2022

I've played with a campaign that combined the critical rule with critical confirmation, so had a choice when you crit. Roll double dice or confirm the crit (to again and see if you hit) and roll normal but add the maximum dice value.

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Dave 3D Art · December 31, 2021

I'll take Caldwell's answer. Or 300 bucks cash.

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Dave 3D Art · December 31, 2021

Though in retrospect I seriously undervalued my Invisible Rope.

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Ilana Galpert · December 31, 2021

Truly shocked jake picked my list of magic puns. I would like to point out if you used two fingerless gloves you wouldn't be able to do anything. No weapons, shields, or somatic components. I came up with the item when I had a character with a free hand and didn't want to give them a shield

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Ilana Galpert · December 31, 2021

The first level of exhaustion sucks if you're a wizard. If you're the only high int character in your party, you're going to lose all your intelligence checks. Disadvantages on checks is rough. I think the price is, if anything, too high. I would only use this if a player was going to die otherwise or there was some other serious risk

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Scott · December 31, 2021

(That’s my submission to the bears)

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Scott · December 31, 2021

Great idea, great listen, feel like it could be finessed if no prices were requested, the owl bears decide if they’ll bid and then for competing bids there’s a roll off. Then just like sentencing in D&D court the winning bidder states what they’ll invest

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Sam Ninegar · December 31, 2021

Casting a spell during a death save situation was probably explicitly prohibited since if a healer was down they could just cure wounds themselves and just never be killed.

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ronald. · December 31, 2021

I love this, please please please do more nanny naddpod crew

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Francis A Leyco · December 31, 2021

Year of the 2 crew. How about each owlbear has a exact coin per session to invest?

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Haley Anne · December 31, 2021

Murph we want to be lost in the tank!

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Kal and her cats Portland, Star, and Berlin · December 31, 2021

i’m lost in the tank (cave)

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Champ wild · December 31, 2021

GET LOST IN THE TANK !!!

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Josh · December 31, 2021

Should I be studying, maybe

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Nick Spivey · December 31, 2021

SO. MUCH. CONTENT. Happy new year 2 crew!!

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Jeremy Hoko · December 31, 2021

Perfect timing to ignore my college applications