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November 4, 2021

Eldermourne - Ep. 39: Cain vs. Callista

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The Third Mates crash a duel! Zirk gets sunburned, Fia does a Fortnite dirge, and Hank embraces an old enemy.

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.

"The Purge" by Emily Axford.

"Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford.

"The Witch's Hut" by Emily Axford.

"All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.

"A Fate Refused" by Emily Axford.

"A Friend for Life" by Emily Axford.

Comments (75)

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vince · August 11, 2026

"bookmarks as fashion in book culture" is such a charming bit of off-the-cuff world building

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diintz · June 22, 2025

UGHHH sobbing at zirk highlighting the theme of this campaign which is cycled of misfortune and mistreatment can be broken with a proper support system ;; AAA ;;💖💖💖

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Adam Kepper · May 20, 2025

She definitely said breeding nook.

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CommodoreBlue · December 7, 2023

At the beginning, every time someone said “sunrise, sunset..” I sang out loud “is this the little girl I carried…”

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dominic sweatt · June 6, 2023

by far one of the funniest episodes ily all

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Sami Kerwin · December 10, 2025

zirk telling cain he’d make out with him made me laugh so hard

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nonya bizness · April 15, 2022

Man I don't normally come look at the episodes on Patreon itself but this battle was INSANE and I had to see comments from other listeners. Seriously, someone cursed their dice this episode, I kept wanting them to take a break and get different dice, anything 😂Dice Christ was displeased.

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Tom doleman · March 18, 2022

Is Thea's nickname, little fang, derived from the Avey Tare song by the same name?

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Joelle H · February 16, 2022

It hurts me listening to this...

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Charles Harman · January 11, 2022

(Slight spoilers if you haven't listened to this episode yet) Has anyone ever counted how many nat 1s were were rolled in this fight? For that matter, how many times Zirk was downed in the whole campaign?

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Nick Lerche · November 21, 2021

Grant is on the 50. There's a 500 dollar bill?!

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St Avrel · November 18, 2021

I actually started choking on water when Cain told Zirk “say that it was cool” when he killed his mentor 😂😂

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Debra Wasson · November 9, 2021

😵‍💫the rolls this episode

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Mae B · November 9, 2021

I can't wait for the world of Eldermourne to be saved by a kiss between Fia and Irena

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Blair the bugblair barblairian · November 9, 2021

I can't believe Fia has the same birthday as me.😲

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Tony P · November 9, 2021

So does 3 more episodes mean the last ep drops the weekend of the 20th? Or the weekend of the 27th

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Aldo Cruz · November 8, 2021

The first thirty seconds of the ep are WILD

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Steven Collins · November 7, 2021

Can we get some hints and confirmation for campaign 3?? Can’t wait for the campaign after the campaign after the campaign after the campaign!

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Melissa 'Mj' Fordos · November 7, 2021

I'm not ready for Eldermourne to end- i love it so much!

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Jen M · November 7, 2021

Campaign3??????? I can’t last long without my naddpod 😭

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Scott Specht · November 7, 2021

Fia has my birthday!

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Declane Gilhooley · November 7, 2021

That was way too funny!! It is sad it is coming too annend but that means newer things are too come.

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Nova · November 6, 2021

I JUST finished a relisten of all of Eldermourne and caught back up! Really glad I did with the end now in sight.

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Erin Paxson · November 6, 2021

I would love a listening party for the last ep!! I love this pod 💜💜💜 also I want to hear a full sea shanty for ill luck henry - jake sang for like 5 seconds many episodes ago and I still think about it. Going to miss our 3rd mates and all the eldermourne vibes, yall are gorgeous

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Ben Pérez · November 6, 2021

yikes team.

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Emma Horton · November 6, 2021

Necrotic balls

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Lori Anderson · November 6, 2021

Fia and I share a birthday!

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Luke Graham · November 6, 2021

Anybody else find this episode title hilarious after listening? The party rolled so poorly they might as well have not been there, so it was a true 1v1

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auds · November 6, 2021

this fight is so miserable, murph’s BBEG (and murph himself) took pity on them... that’s so upsetting.

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v_squared (Vanessa) · November 5, 2021

This was stressful just to listen to 😅

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CF_32 · November 5, 2021

Today, the dice choose violence.

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Ro · November 5, 2021

GAY 👏🏻 SKELETON 👏🏻 RETURNS 👏🏻

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Dana A · November 5, 2021

- "what did liquids do to you?" - "they make me steamy" - "you seem like you'd be a hit at a potluck" - "YOU would be a hit at a potluck" murph in fine form this ep 😂😂😂

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James · November 5, 2021

I’m gonna be sad to see eldermourne end, but will be looking forward to what comes next as well

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evanescent · November 5, 2021

I would love a Saturday listen-along for the finale! Sad to hear the main arc of this campaign coming to an end already, but I hope we will get the closure for the Hexbloods and possibly some comebacks to this world in the future because I enjoyed the vibe and the lore of Eldermourne a great deal <3

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Sand Panda · November 5, 2021

When the dice want a TPK near the end of the session 😄

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evans-endeavors · November 5, 2021

Would LOVE a Saturday live stream for the last episode! Sad to see the end, but hopefully that just means more content in the future! (Slight spoilers if you haven’t listened yet) What a fun episode. Really enjoy this tentative alliance between the 3rd Mates and Cain? I wanted to almost yell about all the nat 1s so I can’t imagine how you all felt lmao. Good shit. Can’t wait for the short rest 😂

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Luke M. Thomas · November 5, 2021

I'd love a livestream on a Saturday for the last ep! It would be great to get to experience it live with others and I wouldn't have to miss anything because of work. Thanks for the amazing story, you guys!

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farmerjoe_y · November 5, 2021

Seconding this!

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Jen Guidice · November 5, 2021

dang, want ready for this to end!

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Elizabeth Deschene · November 5, 2021

I hope there's a C3!

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Akshata · November 5, 2021

gonna miss eldermorne after it's over 🥺🥺🥺 excited to see what comes next tho

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McKenna Stout · November 5, 2021

Why is this campaign so short???? 🥲🥺😞 I totally thought this would be another 100ep campaign, hopefully this means C3 will be longer?

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farmerjoe_y · November 5, 2021

👏 MAKE 👏 THE 👏 TRUCK 👏 NUT 👏 EARRINGS 👏

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Calum · November 5, 2021

I'd buy

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BuffVenom · November 5, 2021

OmiGOSH what an ep I really was on the edge of my seat, laughing the whole way through - but so recc Outlaws & Obelisks on Three Black Halflings, such an amazing story worth sticking around till Emily's appearance in ep5 cuzza the incredible playing n storytelling 👍🏻

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Elliot · November 5, 2021

"What did Cain ever do to me??" - Henry, the man who's entire journey started with Cain attempting to cut away his shadow

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Debra Wasson · November 5, 2021

3 episodes woah woah woah

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Debra Wasson · November 5, 2021

Woah

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DnDiplomacy · November 5, 2021

I cannot wait for the short rest... Those roles eep!

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dubuthecat · November 5, 2021

when did zirk pick up sorcery ? was it just this episode ?

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SaltyBurrito · November 5, 2021

It's a new tashas feat two metamagic options and two sorcery points which is just enough for a quicken spell

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Nesve Fowl · November 5, 2021

Good Grief those rolls were not good. I nearly thought the entire party was gonna be knocked out.

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Bodhi Milledge · November 5, 2021

You can actually hear Murphs shenanigans gauge topping out as he allows the entire party to control the sentient healing spoon.

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Malt! · November 5, 2021

Can anyone tell me where Meat Hook is from? Gonna be a signature spell of one of my Cultist factions.

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salted_slug · November 5, 2021

I think it's a 3.5 spell, this is the Reddit post Murph mentioned he pulled some spells from https://www.reddit.com/r/dndnext/comments/h080i9/best_homebrew_spells_you_ever_found/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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H-Train · November 5, 2021

wait a minute how did kenley know about the reaper and trickster being dead? i thought that was the final secret nobody knew about outside of zelbuldar

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Houston Compton · November 5, 2021

Can't unsee fia somberly flossing as if it were a sacred funeral dirge

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Rachel Schapiro · November 5, 2021

Most entertaining battle of all time

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Michael K Merkle · November 5, 2021

I'm sad for the end of eldermore but I'm also happy to see what else you've got coming

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Danny Hocutt · November 5, 2021

I love this podcast soooo much

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Axel Ottel · November 5, 2021

Only three episodes left?? Boo I say, boo and hiss! How dare you take this wonderful gang and this fantastic world from me ;~; Jokes aside I'm excited and hope you'll revisit Eldermourne more!

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Evan Cordero · November 5, 2021

Don't forget that we'll most likely be getting one shots and also the Hexbuds. There is still more Eldermourne to be had

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Nick Lerche · November 5, 2021

Why not call the Guisarme a Billhook

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Isadora Fonseca · November 5, 2021

kinda sad eldermourne is ending so soon, i've enjoyed it so much!

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Courtney F. · November 5, 2021

Drunk on a thirsty Thursday, bout to dig into some dishes, gonna listen to these cunts while I do so. Love you guys. I'm feelin Aussie rn, cunts is nice or whatever

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Courtney F. · November 5, 2021

What the??? Finishing in 2 weeks! Love this! Good for Murph getting some band of boobs live show planning and prep time in 😄👍🏻

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Mason Shucart · November 5, 2021

Whoa this episode size is the exact same length as Ill Luck Henry.

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Max Telmer · November 5, 2021

OMG so excited for what happens in the last 3 eps

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Jacob Kerpan · November 5, 2021

Just got to work, perfect timing.

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Nia R · November 5, 2021

Holy shit only 3 episodes left?? 🥺 I’m loving the story so much!!

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Darcy Cowan · November 5, 2021

CAIN vs CALLISTA?? Sounds hype

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H-Train · November 5, 2021

oh how poorly this aged

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chris conway · November 5, 2021

A thin sode.

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Stanarchy · November 5, 2021

It's gonna be a good day at work tomorrow 😌