D&D Court: Razzes, Blights and Doing Things Oppa Thor Style

Punishment of the Spiritual Weapon story shoulda been "dodge this hammer". Dodgeball movie punishment. Big missed opportunity 🏐🔨🔧

With the dungeon meshi comparison tho they dont actually eat human looking monsters bc three of the party members think its weird but laios is a freak and wants to try everything. Also eating human can cause you to like shake and stuff bc your brain has trouble comprehending whats happening i think. Also the body’s like “this is too similar” so I can see the argument for rolling con but i think it should be something other than poisoning.

I love Jake saying, "I'd be touching the coin if anyone came after my mom," when Hardwon was the one that doomed his own mom. Lol

after the first case i could hear murph saying "you got bullied" lmao

nathan sitting there like he's not the one who walks dogs for a living

I think the point of the harpie one was that they were meta gaming in a rude way. Disregarding the DMs world but poking fun at the entire concept.

I wish we knew more about the dragon age campaign. Like I want to know if the dm told the players "hey this is a grimdark world" and if the player still made happy-go-lucky drinking game character they just got what happens sometimes in those worlds. Also I can imagine that the whole scene was set up to incite the players to go cure the blight but they made the fucked decision to mercy kill themselves.

the harpy thing is so bizarre. harpies arent even real in our world but if we saw one people would call it a harpy or a geruda or something. does myth not exist in that DM's world? just let them call a harpy a harpy. furthermore it's the DM's world why wouldn't birdpeople be poisonous in it? i dunno if the players or the DM is the party who handled that bit wrong but it sounds like it's the DM based on the way it's described (who's really telling on themself by getting so incensed over nothing)

Why not call the Guisarme a Billhook

Just have to say, Joy Luck Club is absolutely a mom movie.

That first DM clearly had what they thought was a great story written where the NPC dies in the dungeon and were super salty they didn’t get to use it.

Never listened to a D&D court but I had to click cause of JULIA AND NATHAN❤️🌸

The X or Zero Rule. I’ve read some really interesting stories on it as a way to keep things “trigger-free”.

Okay, for the harpy eating people, I love Caldwell's idea but his was much more clever and not as fucked up as my plan which was the same, but instead of the bbeg serving harpy they would serve each player their own race as a meal, comparing them to cattle.

Can’t believe I made it into the recess! Thanks everybody 🥰💜 I will accept that its sometimes okay to tell my player to fuck off and accept that they never visited this random fuckin Goblin Village.

Honestly had been having a shitty day but these epusides never fail to cheer me up :)

I am absolutely amazed they got my case in. As soon as I saw Oppa Thor Style in my podcast feed, I started freaking out! Thank you so much Jake and also Nathan for sharing in my miffedness!

The escape room with birds just made me think of something I thought up a long time ago. Years ago, I had an idea for a reality show just called "Room Full of Parakeets" where people would just share a studio apartment and hundreds of parakeets. The winner would be the last one with their sanity in tact. Everyone in that last case needs to be contestants 😂

"... like Naruto." - Caldwell Tanner (too many times to count)

What was the movie Julia watched? It sounds awful and I want to see it

“They’re just like us!”

Punishing a player for adding flavor to their attacks should carry the death penalty.

I was yelling during the entire Oppa Thor Style question. Thank you so much, Nathan, for sharing my fury.

Im glad others relate to crying during the first number of Moana

The first hour of Moana did make me cry also

You can totally get a disease from eating people. It's called Kuru and it doesn't fuck around

My name is also Nathan, my nickname is Nathis.. dubbed by the stepson when he was around 5. And couldn't say my name right sometimes lol

The parents are out of town vibe continues! Such a good episode so far!!

lunch break gang also favorite podcast no court session needed to know that!

my day is so blessed by this continued naddpod-drawfee fusion 😌

Lunch break listening

Just in time to put on while I work. Crit is now in session!