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October 18, 2021

New Merch Drop!

Its been a hot minute, but there are some new goodies in our merch store for you to get your hands on!

  • This Third Mates Hat will really accentuate your baby bangs

  • Show your patronage for Thornkirk's greatest train car pizza chef with a Bukvar's Pizza shirt

  • Now you too can say "I went to Zebuldar 7 and all I got was my ass kicked and robbed!"

  • Our merch store edition of the Eldermourne Pins are now available

So what are you waiting for? Get 'em while they're hot!

(Merch Club members stay tuned for a message containing your Merch of the Month discount for these items!)

Comments (26)

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Josh · October 27, 2021

That Bukvar pizza shirt would be a great apron 👀👀👀

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Angela Lowney · October 23, 2021

I’d really love a plan 1c shirt from the hexbloods

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Maddi Ingram · October 22, 2021

I need sir teenypettles merch

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Jakob Blackburn · October 22, 2021

Can we get a third mates hoodie ir somethin? Ive been lookin to get a hoodie from you guys but i dont want one with just a city on it? Idk hope y’all offer any shirt you make in hoodie form thatd be so dope

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Aspen · October 21, 2021

oh I absolutely need an ass kicked and robbed shirt

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sesamese · October 20, 2021

the Bukvar pizza shirt is super cute

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Ferissa Lagasca · October 20, 2021

Ooo I want the hat.

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VitAnyaNaked · October 19, 2021

Awesome things, as for me I like the hat especially, I would like to have it... Thanks for sharing this!

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Jess · October 19, 2021

We are going to end this campaign with custom cutlery aren't we?

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Glenn Dhooge · October 19, 2021

yes book cheese pizza

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Casey Brenner · October 18, 2021

Holding out for a Beeto plush 🤞🏽

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Polly Theobald · October 19, 2021

OMG I didn't know I needed one of these until this comment!! What a great idea

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Jillian M · October 18, 2021

I literally just put in an order for Christmas 1/2 hour before this merch dropped 🤦‍♀️🤣

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DC47 · October 18, 2021

So, like Jake, I a full-grown man who fits kids hats. I'd love to get one of these, but, can Jake let me know how they fit us small headed, but not small minded, folk?

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Nick Spivey · October 18, 2021

These look so sweet!! Is there any update on the last quarter merch drop? I still haven’t received mine.

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Not Another D&D Podcast · October 19, 2021

Everything is being inventoried now and should ship in the next week or two! ~Caldwell

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evans-endeavors · October 18, 2021

I JUST bought prints and a hoodie from the shop, and now there’s MORE? Someone’s gonna have to apologize to my wallet 😂 love the shirts a LOT

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Broghar The Bugbear · October 18, 2021

Wooooooohhhh super stoked!!

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Prof Bubbles · October 18, 2021

That Zebuldar shirt is incredible

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Missing Mexican Food in Germany · October 18, 2021

Had to order even if I won’t get to enjoy it until next June 😆

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Holden · October 18, 2021

THESE ARE AMAZING

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Gold · October 18, 2021

GLORY TO ZEBULDAR

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Papí · October 18, 2021

#BringBackBukvar

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Cody Clinton Wood · October 18, 2021

I want my "Its a chrissy thing" mug DAMNIT

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Jeff Carbine · October 18, 2021

Stay tuned 😉

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Randy · October 18, 2021

Lmao might have to get that shirt 🥵