Eldermourne - Ep. 37: The Lord Scythe
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The Endo-Friendos confront the Lord Scythe while the Third Mates investigate the Spring Ring of Old Zelbuldar. Krissy sees red, Johnny gets his hair messed up, and Billie delivers a whomp!
Music / Sound Effects Include:
"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.
"Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford.
"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.
"Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.
"The Purge" by Emily Axford.
"Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford.
"The Bear Prince" by Emily Axford.
"Hospitable" by Emily Axford.
Comments (58)
"Star wars" got me good lol that and Murph acting as the green tweens
Fruity fucking pebbles, bitch
emily saying i’m from maine is the funniest thing ever
Womp womp womp womp womp womp
Holy shit the glowing invisible man bit has me crying
Nearly choked on my tea upon hearing ‘Slephanie’
Wow, cant believe the team just brutally murdered Walter Madison like that. Lol For real though, these last few episodes have been amazing. You can tell the gang was all together in the same room. Really fun energy.
Did anyone else find it ironic when Murph talked about how there's nothing to relate to about twelve-year olds playing pretend after having just finished a session of playing pretend?
The branding smite/ruined invisibility is really encouraging to me as a DM as even the best DM in the world gets womped on by his players.
Murph!!! How are you gonna give them a key that unlocks every door in the castle and NOT call it a SKELETON KEY 😭😭😭
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long!! I love these characters soooo much!!
I was cackling so hard during the invisibility moment
Right! I came straight to the comments when I heard these shenanigans!
Fucking bar at a bar = baron from the baronies
We need a Lord Scythe shirt where part of it is glow in the dark and it lights up to show a 12-foot nude man running away 🤣
Live Fast, Drink Acid, Lick Piss
I’ve only just remembered that episode of cartoon hell where Caldwell and Nathan essentially created prototypes of Rundown Johnny and Rocko
Krissy's accent will be missed!
What an amazing WHOMP! That blinding smite + invisibility moment was top tier pod moment 👌🏽
Rocco's voice reminds me of pleakley from Lilo & Stitch and it's all I could think about every time he spoke lol.
Thank you Murph for the inspiration for naming my future kids: Bundt, Slephanie, and Starlight Explosion.
Stellar episode. I continue to be delighted by how consistently engaging and funny y’all are. Technical question— Is Johnny not full rogue? Is he multi-classed? If he’s all rogue, he shouldn’t have taken any damage at all on the successful Dex save from the fireball.
I couldn't reply to your above comment but with regards to John Elway you you definitely listen to all of 8Bit Bookclub but specifically the 3 "Monster Madness" episodes.
Can't believe Murph just pulled a Baron. Lmao. Couldn't come up with a name so just named him after the place he was at. Also, Bar is way to close to Baron. 😂😂
Hearing Jake say "watch this" got me all nostalgic for campaign 1 now
I fucking lost it at the piss drinker bit. Another legendary episode.
I never thought I'd listen to a podcast of adults cheering piss drinker... what a time to be alive
Shoutout to Bangor, Maine!
Fellow Mainers unite!
When I say I lost it at the Green Tweens, I mean it 🤣🤣🤣
Beeto-coin was such an underrated joke omg
Jake’s perfect “talk about a shit-coin” joke after too.
WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP!
Murph: ‘We are the GrEeN tWeEns’ Caldwell: ‘No.’
I’m so sad this campaign will be over soonish. i really love the third mates and their style of quest, eldermourne is such a cool setting and i love Fia so much! I really hope you’ll find ways to do future one-shots in eldermourne or even set a second campaign there! I would love to see a sea-faring campaign with eldritch horrors in eldermourne or something like that. it just has such a great spooky vibe!
I lowkey expected Murph to pull a switcheroo and have Isiah actually be the lord scythe in disguise and they fought and killed their friend, only to watch the real lord scythe rise and stab them in the back. especially after saying Isiah “got a bit of energy back” when lord scythe died.
Yeah, that line had me real spooked.
So if the reaper left, then why do the blades think their founding purpose is to protect Serenesis from the reaper? The blades must have been formed after the reaper religion began creeping back in. But then how did they connect Serenesis to the reaper? Did Moxora have some covert work on founding the blades or something to mislead them?
I’m curious about that too, especially since it seems that the blades are here to protect Serenesis from her own sister. did a previous incarnation of Serenesis start them or is there someone else who has a stake in this fight? Specifically I’m wondering, since Serenesis is the daughter of spring and her sister the daughter of winter, are the reaper and trickster meant to represent autumn and summer, respectively, or are there children of those seasons too? So many questions…
Such a great ep and such a great WHOMP!! Can't wait for the short rest
Omgggggggg what a good episode!! Return of the green (not) tweens and picking magic flowers!
Ain’t a boss fight without a Emily Murph womp. You’re ass is visible babe
Wait what? Am I missing something? This audio is just 1hr 45 mins of then reviewing different types of beans? I wouldn’t even mind it tbh but the last straw was when they rated navy beans as the top bean… navy bean are NOT the best bean you guys
I loved the bit where Murph started reviewing beans as pendergreens and changed his name to penderbeans
This ep is bursting with friends being in the same room hours into a hang sesh levels of joyful nonsense and horniness. I applaude murph’s attempts to make scary characters in the face of that horniness, though I think you succeed at the end!! Felt like there were a ton of 2 crew shoutouts on this one- maybe it’s Caldwell’s curse, or maybe it’s just that y’all were rolling a ton. Lovin the fae vibes and looking forward to the next episode from when y’all were in person!
Also feel like this one was probably rough to edit - shout out to murph if you see this it’s an awesome episode!
I know Murph got whomped in the fight, but I lowkey feel the bigger whomp was the Green Tween bit against Caldwell.
Johnny cast a spell is my new favorite book
Great stuff y'all! Episode dropped just as I got outta the shower. 👌 Question for our all-powerful city pigeon: Hey Murph, what stat block are you using for Lord Scythe? I love him and the d4 on hit table! I'm guessing it's something from Kobold Press. 👀
The Endo-Friendos?! Amazing. Can't wait to listen on my drive in tomorrow. Maybe it's their Band-o-Boobs vibes, but I love that threesome sumpin' fierce. I think we need some fanfic about the Johnny--Billie--Krissy throuple.
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As y’all wrap up this campaign I wonder if it’d be possible to do another campaign quiz show? That was one of the best patreon eps of all time!!!
It’s not wrapping up?
I just got to the point in 8 Bit Bookclub where they did they might consider doing a full time D&D podcast. Bittersweet. 8BBC is so great. John Elway
John Elway? I’m curious both because of the seemingly out of place nature of his name being stuck here (though I know there must be a reason), and because he’s my all-time favorite football player.
Just made my night
Just in time for my flight!
I had just opened the app to see if the next masterpiece was ready!