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September 24, 2021

Eldermourne - Ep. 35: Familiar

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Fia, Krissy, and Johnny climb a necromancer's tower and attempt to take out the second Vault Keeper! Krissy obsesses about chips, Johnny shares his hair magic, and Fia receives some disturbing news about Bukvar.

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford.

"Goblin Dirigible" by Emily Axford.

"A Risky Gamble" by Emily Axford.

"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.

"Montgomery Manor" by Emily Axford.

"Alone" by Emily Axford.

Comments (48)

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Tyler Whorff · September 10, 2026

Murph gently encouraging Emily at the end when she said the Lore book would have killed them... He slipped into his Batilda voice and said "I know I know..." Like I don't know if it was subconscious or what but it was really sweet

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Stephen · August 5, 2026

My favorite bit on this podcast is when Caldwell or his character says something completely ridiculous and there's a full second of dead silence after it bc no one knows what the fuck he's talking about

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🐧lost penguin familiar · May 20, 2025

That nat 20 counter spell made my stomach drop and mouth completely agape!!!

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J. Gro · April 4, 2025

Earlier in the episode, Jake incorrectly used a psionic die to rerolls a nat 1 (dice christ rewarded him with a second nat 1), but later he correctly uses a PD to add to his slight of hand. Did he correctly read the rules partway through, or does he think it works both ways?? I'm truly very curious. My soulknife rogue/evocation wizard tabaxi just retired, so those mechanics are fresh on the mind.

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Michael Graham Abernathy · March 24, 2025

I loved "we call those 'normals'." The only Caldwell thing I love to hear more than his Scottish accent is his robot voice.

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Bryce Peterson · February 23, 2025

Hell yeah Caldwell, you’ll also catch me with scalding hot coffee while walking my dog in California during the summer.

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Amanda di Johnny Bravo Camera · November 14, 2022

best counterspell <3

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Lilybet Gates · December 30, 2022

I can just picture the movie moment omg

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Samantha Marshall · May 1, 2022

“Now that’s what I call a handbag” is possibly the most underrated improvised NADDPOD joke of all time. I’m crying lol

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MLEbug · October 8, 2021

Is it me, or is Athecor just Gilderoy Lockhart? Haha

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1man2hands · October 7, 2021

Love a shout out to Drawfee hell yeah

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D'ran Dana · October 5, 2021

Idk if Emily has cracked the dice secret but the timing of her fails and nat 20s are always so epic. Love it!! Keep marinating your dice in moonlight it's clearly good for the story

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GREYFOX!!!!! · October 4, 2021

I feel like sweet potato fries would pair well with a balsamic based sauce. You could do a reduction then drizzle those bad boys. Ok we're not done I'm thinking cheese gorgonzola or feta. Salt and pepper to taste call it good.

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1man2hands · October 3, 2021

I've got a soulknife in my current dnd party and it's super fun but I can't wait for him to get to this level

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katytron · September 28, 2021

I just want Jake to know that the Johnny voice FILLS me with joy every single time he speaks, it’s so good and is maybe rehabilitating the greaser aesthetic in my eyes.

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Nia R · September 28, 2021

Justice for bookvar!!!!!

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Reagan Nettles · September 28, 2021

Emily Axford with counterspell is the definition of chaotic good.

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Aspen · September 27, 2021

it’s so fun that this ep had full-on puzzles-and-traps dungeon crawl energy! it’s so rare that we get that, probably bc it’s tricky to nail for a performative show and yet murph nailed it, super fun and suspenseful sode!

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Aspen · September 27, 2021

also hearing emily plug going on 20-minute walks while I was listening to the end of the episode on my daily 20-minute walk was very fun

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Elizabeth Lees · September 26, 2021

Did anyone else hear Caldwell say “chips” with that accent and think he meant fries? Which would make sense to cook more than potato chips.

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Not Another D&D Podcast · September 26, 2021

Was definitely thinking of fries! Specifically those frozen steak fries you cook in the oven. The barbecue sauce version Krissy was eating was just... a Krissy thing. You probably wouldn't understand. ~Caldwell

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · September 25, 2021

Mythbusters tested which cooled down your core temp more when you were hot and the hot drink beat the cold drink so Caldwell is not crazy.

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v_squared (Vanessa) · September 25, 2021

This was really an episode of min/maxes 😮

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Tim · September 25, 2021

I just wanted to second Emily’s shoutout this week and say that a 20 minute walk is really great. I do that three times a week after work and it really lifts my spirits.

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Muskstickaddict · September 24, 2021

Omg jakes whispered ‘yeah that’s right’ at the intro had me crying with laughter.

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HR · September 24, 2021

Its been a crazy rough couple of weeks and that beautiful nat 20 made me burst right into tears. Much love to you all for this fantastic season. Thank you thank you!

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Julio Ortiz · September 24, 2021

These past two fights I felt like it started off with me thinking “damn Murph is being real generous about this” (dynamite in the pocket/counterspell tome-var) and by the end of them I think “holy shit that could’ve been way worse if he hadn’t let them do those things”

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Nancy ArtMusic · September 24, 2021

😮 ooooh what a good episode!!

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Professor Pratt · September 24, 2021

Wait a sec. Emily? Which song starts off like “we are the champions”? It’s just as you enter the library.

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Nolan Childerhose · September 24, 2021

Praise dice Christ for some of these rolls.

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HalfLighter · September 24, 2021

Friendly rules lawyer spot: Johnny wouldn’t have been able to hide on the same turn he used his bonus blade since both require bonus actions, conversely, if I remember correctly Krissy is using dwarf stats so should have had advantage on all his saving throws against being poisoned. Rules lawyer, away! On a different note, I nearly panicked when Krissy was telling Fia not to use counterspell to save him from the Finger of Death. Holy shit it would have been bad if she hadn’t managed it. Like probably a TPK.

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Sce7tm · September 24, 2021

A hoard of clones (cloaked spirits) parallel processing to develop a new magic spell. Do I smell a Naruto reference.

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owen · September 24, 2021

I was about to say that

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Jack · September 24, 2021

How much hp did this wizard have?

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Kayla Shea · September 24, 2021

What happened to the npc undead guy murph was playing before? Did I miss him dying ?

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Lori P. · September 25, 2021

Issac is with the other crew. If you mean Glorg, he went home to rest, seeing as how he was almost executed and all.

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Kevin Smith · September 24, 2021

I get big Danny Zuko vibes from Johnny

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Melissa 'Mj' Fordos · September 24, 2021

I was so worried when they nearly lost Krissy!

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Brother Lagniappe · September 24, 2021

Murph stop being a coward and just kill Caldwell already.

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Scott · September 24, 2021

What an episode that would be! No role playing, just straight up murder.

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Freen · September 24, 2021

Which song is the one with the guitar and some strings on the background

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Nesve Fowl · September 24, 2021

I loved how tense this episode got! Cannot wait to see inside the vault

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Daddy Master Dandy · September 24, 2021

As always, perfect timing on the posting of what will undoubtedly be another bodacious ep! Love love love this arc so far!!

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Cas Marie · September 24, 2021

Finally caught up after starting campaign 1 last year. So excited to listen!!

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Nicolas P. · September 24, 2021

I have a bad feeling about this

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CW · September 24, 2021

I listen to the episodes in 2x speed so I can be the first patreon listener to spoil the episode

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · September 24, 2021

Nooooo

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Mad Dungeon Mama · September 24, 2021

Woohoo, just in time! Can't wait for more choo choo crew shenanigans!