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September 17, 2021

Eldermourne - Ep. 34: Wyvern Knight

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Billie, Zirk, and Henry confront the first Vault Keeper to begin the heist! Zirk licks a magical cloak, Billie has a lover's quarrel, and Hank bonds with a giant beetle cow. 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Forest Fire Inferno" by Dynamicell at Freesound.org.

"Anvil" by MrAuralization at Freesound.org.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Zelbuldar 3" by Emily Axford.

"Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford.

"Goblin Dirigible" by Emily Axford.

"A Risky Gamble" by Emily Axford.

"The Prodigal Sister" by Emily Axford.

Comments (84)

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RobbieQ · October 7, 2026

That come on come on at the 1 hour 7 mark from Hank is definitely an intentional accidentally in love ref right? 😂

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Compound27 · June 10, 2026

"Weird, we're not going to go with that energy." Lol

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Compound27 · June 9, 2026

Beeto makes me think of the Beatle cows in Futurama

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j · May 28, 2026

Spoonie & Teacup

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Anona Osantowski · August 18, 2025

RIP Grimmie

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Anona Osantowski · August 15, 2025

Lmao masturbate with dynamite 🧨 lmao 😂

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Kid Chaos, the pride and torment of the podcast · July 8, 2025

My god, I forgot all about the sound the beetos make!

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Connor · April 21, 2025

Emily: I’m strategizing. Murph: Why do I hear boss music.

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Aging Journey Podcast · August 30, 2023

This was a really fun one

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Carey Compton · October 7, 2021

Poor Jake is out of sync with P.O.D. because everyone else is in the same room 😭

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Arwyn Robinson · October 2, 2021

This episode has such strong Dragon pussy Energy LOL

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1man2hands · October 1, 2021

So glad I'm not the only one who references Accidentally in Love (by the counting crows, from shrek 2) at any possible time

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Seasquidley · September 25, 2021

Is no one going to mention the 69 (nice) damage on the dynamite+Zirk hit?

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Thomas Friedlander · September 23, 2021

I feel like this is important enough to nitpick about: the song to do CPR to is "Stayin' Alive." https://www.procpr.org/blog/training/cpr-chest-compression-rate

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Myckeli · March 30, 2025

I'm gonna have to "um, actually..." you three and a half years later because you can use any song with the right BPM range. This is a list from the red cross, but far from the only ones that work: https://www.redcross.org/take-a-class/resources/articles/cpr-songs

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OvrCaffWarlock · September 23, 2021

NADNDPOD goes Star Ship Troopers

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Nat One Studio · September 21, 2021

Did anybody else notice that Murph used the effect of Hunter's Mark after he said he dropped it?

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Victoria Shotts · September 27, 2021

Yeah 😅 stuck out like a sore thumb, but it's all good!

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Breanna Spencer · September 21, 2021

This episode was sooo good!!!

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ChimiChangle · September 20, 2021

Temp HP can't raise unconscious people! Also wow, spicy romaence episode

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Katheroony · September 20, 2021

Anyone else getting massive buggalo (Futurama) vibes from the beetos?

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Alexandra Katsma · October 6, 2021

I thought the same thing!

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masterofmerc . · September 20, 2021

Come back to Critsburg baby!!! PA needs some Naddpod

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Quincy Collins · September 20, 2021

When Murph made the Beeto noise for the first time I died laughing XD There's no way I could have ever guessed that that would be the noise that escaped his mouth

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Cameron Davis · September 19, 2021

Jake rolls SO WELL and I don’t know why

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Bec Robson · September 19, 2021

I love hearing pendergreens voice again. Miss that dude

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Steven Collins · September 19, 2021

West coast show please and thank you! Willing to travel just can’t do other coast unfortunately

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Ana · September 18, 2021

Calhoun gives me real big park ranger carl from parks n rec vibes https://youtu.be/DDgnb9iAWtY

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Mads · December 6, 2024

This was my immediate thought!

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Dallon Taylor · September 18, 2021

im on the west coast so i cant attend, but THANK YOU for making vaccines mandatory. im scared to start going to things again with how many unmasked people i see and no mandatory vaccines, but it makes me excited to attend a naddpod show knowing therell be precautions

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DressKarma · September 25, 2021

I dont know... I love naddpod to death but I dont think it's right for them to tell others what to do with their bodies.

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Jamjam · September 18, 2021

I’m confused, didn’t calhoun drop concentration on hunter’s mark when he went after billie with a spell? why did he still have it when attacking Zirk later? did I miss something?

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Andrew G · September 18, 2021

Yeah he did, I noticed that too but I think after he used lightning arrow on Billy he probably just bonus action re-marked Zirk on his next turn and they just didn’t edit that comment in lol

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Tracy Burns · September 18, 2021

BOOM goes the dynamite

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D-Lo · September 18, 2021

I am enjoying this spicy Zirk who just wants to be stepped on

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Dan Neesham · September 18, 2021

CROSS-BROS

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Hamish · September 18, 2021

Loved the energy!

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Sci-geek · September 18, 2021

I had to stop listening at the gym when murph introduced the Beeto sounds. There was no way I was not going to start laughing like a maniac.

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Pagos, Self-Proclaimed Fae King, Now with Real Musical Improv Action · September 18, 2021

I’m calling this episode “mommy issues”

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Marge In Charge · September 18, 2021

So….this is an episode I laughed hard at…like how I used to in the other campaigns. And if I may weigh in on your experimenting in person/via zoom: the chemistry in the episodes (including the mixed bag of hilarious-ness on energy drink taste tests) where you are present together is AMAZING. The razzing makes me smile. Emotions in a room are so contagious that those big, juicy, thicccccc sode moments hit harder. The stakes feel (as a listener) higher because there is a collective/vocal care about everyone’s reactions in the room. It’s palpable. It shines in campaign 1. The zoomed episodes have terrific stories and lore that is uninterrupted and easy to listen to. However, they feel a little more mechanical. So in summary, I think the zoom episodes make the players have far too much respect for murph. Tehe

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · September 18, 2021

I picture Em & Murph walking around the house, talking to each other as Billie & Grimmy, and I smile.

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Andrew G · September 18, 2021

Hahahaha, Accidentally In Love. I imagined the WHOLE fight with that track playing over everything LOL I ACTUALLY want to produce this AMV Video starts, they’re in rope trick, the song starts, they’re sitting there, watching- watching the enemy intercut stills of Billy and Grimdung talking together Then the chorus hits, hahahah, cut to Billy and co appearing out of nowhere already casting fireball “Come on come on” Cut to the wyvern twisting its neck to deflect it with this manic look on its face, chorus continues “Turn a little faster” “Come on come on” cut to Zirk’s gun flashing “The world will follow after” And it just keeps cutting back and forth to still images of everyone beating the shit out of each other after every, “come on come on” Hank mounting the beeto “Come on come on” Wyvern drops When the song ends, Pan out to Billy and Grimdung giving each other the finger Fade to black I NEED IT

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Victoria Shotts · September 18, 2021

Like the montage in Shrek 2?

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · September 17, 2021

Murph, are you reading The Dark Tower?

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Kay · September 17, 2021

Zirk's dying wish of "I wish it was me" with a boot on his throat had me cackling.

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Casey Brenner · September 17, 2021

I laughed so hard at the Beeto noise I dropped my full paintbrush down the stairs. 💀

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John Wilkerson · September 17, 2021

this might be one of my favorite episodes of this season! i busted up laughing at work several times

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hell · September 17, 2021

somehow i'm not surprised that zirk's a bottom

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faizaan723 · September 17, 2021

I'm actually in tears at Billie's masturbation excuse for the dynamite

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BertFromOhio · September 17, 2021

Hey yall, did anyone else happen to have any audio issues during the episode?

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BuffVenom · September 18, 2021

I didn't have any issues, sorry might be on your end 🙇

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JigMink · September 17, 2021

Did Murph rewatch the grape stomping reporter video recently? The Beetows sound a lot like that unfortunate lady.

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Potato Muffin · September 17, 2021

Calhoun took 69 points of damage

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J. Marshall Smith · September 17, 2021

Nice

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Clay Gibbons · September 17, 2021

Two words: Beeto-genic diet

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HalfLighter · September 17, 2021

Gonna put on my rules lawyer hat to point out that the Artificer’s Homonculus has the Evasion trait, so Spritle shouldn’t have taken any damage from the Conjure Volley

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Evilbob02 · September 20, 2021

D&d lawyer i think murph misused hunters mark he dropped it to do something then a few rounds later uses it against zirk

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Matthew Lopez · September 17, 2021

good ep

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Nate Zabinski · September 17, 2021

I do want to take a peek at Who's Playing The Healer. It sounds fun as hell.

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Bonky Fiasco · September 17, 2021

The beetos' noise has surpassed Obsidian's voice as the best sound to ever come out of this podcast.

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BuffVenom · September 17, 2021

I'm building my first session as a DM for me and my housemates whilst in lockdown and TOTES gonna bring some beeto's into the mix 🙌🏻 Might call em DuBees and make them creatures that farm dung just for flavour - loved the way they were used in this ep tho. I bow to the Daddy DM 🙇🐞💩

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Alexie Smith · September 17, 2021

This episode is absolute GENIUS!!!

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Michael Singer · September 17, 2021

Hardest I’ve laughed on my morning commute in a long time lmao thank you for beetos

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Donovan Breazeale · September 17, 2021

Not gonna hold yall, I immediately turned my head like someone called me when I heard Murph say the name Donovan. Great episode guys 🤘🏽

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Stanarchy · September 17, 2021

This was my favorite episode since the boobs meeting Deadeye! Grimmy is incredible, hard-core Stalker vibes from Escape from Bloodkeep

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Nora nora · September 17, 2021

Love the 8-bit Book Club energy in this one . what a perfect ep

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Katie Watkins · September 17, 2021

Loved the episode the dinamite move was such a fuckery move! It's probably one of my fave ally-oops/shenanigans of the podcast

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Katie Watkins · September 17, 2021

Right now there isn't any info at headgum.com/live will it go up when they go live? Do you know what time it will be?

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Ted Orbach · September 17, 2021

Out of all the noises something called a Beeto was going to make, I didn't think it was going to be that

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Rennifer · September 17, 2021

Real reason they didn’t tell Jake they were in NJ, cause Tucker was actually in the studio

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Lizzie Tredinnick · September 17, 2021

Thanks for the episode!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR THE LIVE SHOW!!! Can you share any details about what time the tickets are going on sale, and what time the show is?

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Professor Pratt · September 17, 2021

I just realized the Wyvern knights remind me of the dragon knights from Priory of the Orange Tree.

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Jan Endresen · September 17, 2021

I fully bursted out laughing while walking in public when Murph made those Beeto noises, christ that was funny :')

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Ro · September 17, 2021

Can an we all get in a queue to be neck-stepped next @Billie

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Syd · September 17, 2021

Not Another DnD Podcast: A BDSM Podcast

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Vilaykham Sukhaseum · September 17, 2021

I need the beeto (?) Sound Murph made by itself so I can make it my phone ringtone.

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Michael K Merkle · September 17, 2021

Rose to Jake for dropping a gandalf quote in mid conversation.

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Carl Carlson · September 17, 2021

Hi Murphy! Hope you’re having a good night

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Jeremy Bartley · September 17, 2021

Sweet! Been looking forward to this all week. Thanks!

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Wyatte Copeland · September 17, 2021

Blessing us with the quick edits

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · September 17, 2021

✌

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Michael · September 17, 2021

Thanks for the late night editing Murph, we appreciate it <3

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Kyla O'Donnell · September 17, 2021

Legit forgot it was Thursday until right now

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Logan johnson · September 17, 2021

👍