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September 10, 2021

Eldermourne - Ep. 33: People on the Outside

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Fia joins up with some new friends and prepares to sneak beyond the castle wall! A zombie crystal dwarf and skeleton greaser join the gang. 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Drum Cadences" by Kiddpark at Freesound.org.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Zelbuldar 3" by Emily Axford.

"Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford.

"Goblin Dirigible" by Emily Axford.

"Harenford" by Emily Axford.

"A Risky Gamble" by Emily Axford.

"The Prodigal Sister" by Emily Axford.

"A Bastard's Fate" by Emily Axford.

"Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford.

"Gunvar" by Emily Axford.

Comments (53)

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Compound27 · June 8, 2026

For a hot minute, that dream sequence made me think we were going to have a Tyler Durden situation where Irina hid herself inside Fia or created/became Fia an an alter ego situation to disguise herself and there was no physical Irina.

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Cosmo Reynolds · January 30, 2026

Rolling a nat 20 just to hold a girl's hand 🥺 There's simply nothing gayer ❤️

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Ogliara · March 3, 2026

So true💖

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Professor Pratt · January 1, 2026

I totally love re-listening to the campaigns and being reintroduced to Rundown Johnny and Chrissy!!!

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Alex VG · October 18, 2024

IS THIS THE TRUE ORIGIN OF SHARD?

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Kaileigh Rose · December 16, 2022

The vibe of me catching up on this podcast slowly but surely and immediately crying 10 minutes into this episode? Absolutely 10/10.

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Carey Compton · October 6, 2021

Re: live show denim jacket sharing procedures-- What if every time someone crits, they get to put on the denim jacket?

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alex oneal · September 23, 2021

What is the Etsy shop Caldwell plugs at the end???

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Cameron Knight · September 17, 2021

I was between Battlemastermind and a Battlesmith last week for my new character, chose battlesmith, and am so glad to hear Caldwell's version first! Still great. Omg the chrissy madness

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Vayne · September 17, 2021

Can't believe Jake did a Snagglepuss character before Caldwell

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Chris · September 16, 2021

Im a week late to this but I can not believe every comment here isn’t just about how fun Jake’s greaser voice is. I want this character around for the entire campaign

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Janaga · September 13, 2021

Is everyone just gonna gloss over Caldwell's perfectly times "I sharded"? Also can't wait for the "It's a Krissy thing" merch

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Anthony · September 12, 2021

Why does Caldwell's peeker laugh impression sound like Super 64 Mario falling in lava 😂

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Joe D’Antonio · September 11, 2021

I’m so psyched for this next fight. Murph always creates the coolest combat encounters so I can’t wait to see what he does with having two parties at the same time.

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Tim Sauerland · September 11, 2021

Whelp, there’s gonna be a new mug in the merch store

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Mason McCauley · September 11, 2021

I wonder if Murph will make a homebrew Sylvanblood Sorcerer subclass... I think that’d be so so cool

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Cara McKinley · September 11, 2021

Hoo boy as a Scottish person I'm struggling... I'm struggling. I'd love to see a Scottish character that isn't a "rough and ready holds his drink well dwarf with a beard" one day. It can be a little discouraging to only ever see stereotypes of Scottish people used when it comes to d&d character building. Loving the show and the episode of course! Just putting it out there, it would be refreshing to not feel stuck in that box

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Compound27 · June 8, 2026

I can understand that but it seems like this was an out of the pocket scramble without a lot of time to prep since Murph didn't expect Emily to save the Ogre. Especially when you're on the spot, your brain falls back to what's quick an accessible. Not saying you're wrong, just probably a byproduct of circumstances imo.

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Sam A. · September 11, 2021

I'm loving the Oops It's Rogues situation. Caldwell has inspired me to try out a Battlemastermind build someday - though I won't make them Scottish, so as not to infringe. :)

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Victoria Shotts · September 11, 2021

I remember listening to a shadowfell short rest where the two crew discussed other characters they'd play. Emily described wanting to play an intelligent character, Jake said he might play somebody who wasn't hot and Caldwell had in mind a Scottish barbarian. So far two of the three characters have come true this campaign. I'm so excited that we finally FINALLY get to experience Caldwell's awesome accent in all its glory.

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Amit Khandhadia · September 10, 2021

Jake’s grease voice makes me think that’s secretly his inner-monologue.

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Jen M · September 10, 2021

The fact that I misspelled Krissy’s name will haunt me

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Jen M · September 10, 2021

As someone who is Scottish…. I’m trying not to judge 😂😘 but I can’t not love your characters Caldwell, I want a beard like Chrissy’s!

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Not Another D&D Podcast · September 10, 2021

Hahaha I'm glad you like Krissy! And... thanks for bearing with my accent ;)

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Dana A · September 10, 2021

man, the way you guys address loss and grief and loneliness throughout this show really touches my heart and means a lot to me. thank you <3

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Robert Z. · September 10, 2021

The people demand “it’s a chrissy thing; you wouldn’t get it” merch

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Clay Walden · September 10, 2021

I would die happy with Caldwell’s accent soothing me to sleep and you can’t change my mind

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Michael Singer · September 10, 2021

Caldwell why the ever fl*pping h*ck has this accent been in your back pocket for so d*ng long? It’s absolutely amazing!

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Not Another D&D Podcast · September 10, 2021

Aw cheers! Glad you're digging it! ~Caldwell

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Bonky Fiasco · September 10, 2021

We need to see an eating utensils set in the merch store.

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Luke M. Thomas · September 10, 2021

“To catch you up, we’re fucked!” Needs a t-shirt STAT

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Gnarrrwhal · September 10, 2021

Love the girth of this episode. Keep up the great work

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Elizabeth Teeter · September 10, 2021

Jake + eating utensils makes me happy in a way I don't understand. Lol

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Luke M. Thomas · September 10, 2021

I saw this before finishing the episode and thought His character was going to eat the fork. It’s early

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Blair the bugblair barblairian · September 10, 2021

Can't believe Jake is playing as RDJ

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Niall Begley · September 10, 2021

Caldwell, I DEMAND that the next character that you roll be named Caldiem and you must do the voice you used in 8BB

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Adrienne C · September 10, 2021

For all the new characters: they’re undead, so would they be the “Boo Crew?”

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Jamjam · September 10, 2021

Great episode!

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Syd · September 10, 2021

Was Syb the one that was saved in the flashback??? Please I miss them.

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Kyla O'Donnell · September 10, 2021

Everyone's showing up with accents and I am here for it

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Dalton Elliott · September 10, 2021

I haven't listened yet and I know the skeleton greaser is Caldwell, I'd bet my life

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Rennifer · September 10, 2021

You error will be judged in DND court.

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Nia R · September 10, 2021

Fia’s monologue when she’s all by herself was so good it made me tear up! Also I love the new characters! Hooray for rogues!!!

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hell · September 10, 2021

lmao jake’s jacket revenge

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Michael W · September 15, 2021

I guarantee you he'll pass it to Hank somehow.

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hell · September 10, 2021

wow 8 minutes in and i’m already crying??

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Neil Runge · September 10, 2021

Omg these new characters I'm loving all of them so much

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Owen Rath · September 10, 2021

Solid work fellas

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · September 10, 2021

Thanks Murph! Needed this.

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Those who love and give where they can · September 10, 2021

O how the sweet echoes of The Third Mates Rhymes (and health news casts???) echo in my heart. Excited for the heist!

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Alden Bettencourt · September 10, 2021

*Immediately shuts off W.A.P mid workout ar the gym so I can listen to new Eldermourne*

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panpolypuff · September 11, 2021

A person of culture, twice over! You love to see it.

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Jake’s jerk jelly #CCC · September 10, 2021

HEIST!!!