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July 9, 2021

Eldermourne - Ep. 28: Lockdown

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With Vervain Labs on lockdown, the Third Mates attempt a break-in. Hank re-acquaints himself with Creepy Shank, Fia channels Mirsolav the Mesmer, and Zirk reflects on his near-death experience. 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Fireball Cast" by LiamG_SFX at Freesound.org.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"The Pact" by Emily Axford.

"Broken Heart Banshee" by Emily Axford.

"Fia" by Emily Axford.

"Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford.

"Drained" by Emily Axford.

"A Memory" by Emily Axford.

"Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.

"Gutless" by Emily Axford.

"Kingshammer" by Emily Axford.

"The Purge" by Emily Axford.

"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.

"Cursed" by Emily Axford.

"Gunvar" by Emily Axford.

"All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.

"Montgomery Manor" by Emily Axford.

"A Fate Refused" by Emily Axford.

"The Purge" by Emily Axford.

"The Mighty Ducks 3" by Emily Axford.

Comments (74)

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Compound27 · June 4, 2026

Damn Murph, touche

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Luna Doherty · February 15, 2026

"A smile dies on my lips" damnnnn

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Connor · February 6, 2026

Hank’s velcro zip up denim jacket with 19 pockets, tassels and a Miami dolphins logo

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Morgan · March 10, 2026

can’t forget ‘nasty’ written in gemstones on the back!

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Mars Cat · November 12, 2025

Hank “a good earthy red mixed with glass, that’s how you want to enjoy your Malbec.” Fia “It tastes like blood”…LMAO.

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Colin Kilzer · September 18, 2025

The jean jacket 🤣

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James Grimes · June 2, 2025

20:12 insane timing, I’m currently in rehearsals for MacBeth

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Connor · April 14, 2025

Murph corrupting the jean jacket is peak pettiness and I am HERE for it.

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Bryce Peterson · November 13, 2024

………. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack! Quack!

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Brandon O'Hara · January 31, 2024

This is my second listen through of C2, and I absolutely died again at the Jean Jacket!

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Amanda di Johnny Bravo Camera · November 13, 2022

the desperate "this is collaborative sorytelling" about the jean jacket tassels SENT me, great episode

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Nick Lerche · November 9, 2021

It's a mufasa quote

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Nick · August 27, 2021

The Jean Jacket bit is maybe my favorite bit of this entire campaign so far 😂

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nonya bizness · August 7, 2021

I straight up woke up my boyfriend from giggling so hard at the stupid Jean Jacket scene I can't 😂

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Yamaha Hero · July 23, 2021

LMAO OMG that jean jacket bit was the funniest thing Ive ever heard on this show! I'm at work right now and look, like a weirdo laughing at my desk with headphones so thanks for that crew!

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Oakworthy Vineyards · July 18, 2021

Was Murph thinking of a quote from Game of Thrones? Bran says, “Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?” and Ned Stark replies, “That’s the only time a man can be brave.”

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Summer Tribe · October 4, 2022

is it really from GoT if it's just a rewording of a quote that has been used by so many people prior? Mandela said it before George RR Martin did, I know that much

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Seasquidley · July 16, 2021

Phillip has some big Cody vibes

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SoupLightning · July 16, 2021

I want to take Murph to dungeon court for not honoring Jake's nat 20 and giving him the denim jacket he wanted. Brennan changed more than 30% of his latest Mice and Murder Dimension 20 show to honor Rehka Shankar's nat 20 roll to talk to a ghost.

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Crankysister · July 15, 2021

I'm so glad Emily brought up The Mighty Ducks. It made me realize that I was also blending the plots of 2 and 3 together, because I would watch the movies at the dentist while my siblings were getting their teeth cleaned, so I would watch them half an hour at a time six months apart, sometimes forgetting which movie we were on. So now my boyfriend and I are watching them so I can have the experience of watching them all the way through, and it's great. Thanks Emily!

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Crankysister · July 15, 2021

Update: I am watching D3 tonight, and it REALLY hasn't aged well. Don't re-watch it, Emily, it will ruin your memories of it!

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Saint Siah · July 14, 2021

It’s so cool to know that I was watching those same back to back nanny and golden girls before school everyday along with Emily

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Terran Benedict · July 14, 2021

D3’s coach is SO UNDERRATED! My respect and adoration for Emily continues to grow. QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!

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Stephen Joyce · July 14, 2021

Squish the fish for episode 29. Go Bills

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Steam313 . · July 14, 2021

Winemaker here, you made a port with spilled wine, and im gutted.

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Brianne Nurse · July 13, 2021

SYMBIODYGUARDS

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Jennifer · July 13, 2021

Amazing sode ♥️

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cellarrat · July 11, 2021

I can't wait to tell my boss (winemaker) about all of the bottles being thrown on the floor and the choas that follows

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Kat · July 11, 2021

I need Hank Jr. to have a jean jacket

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Robin Holford · July 11, 2021

So I'm a winemaker and I was laughing and cringing at the wine scene so hard hahah 😅 loved it

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Erin Paxson · July 11, 2021

Beautiful ep y'all~

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Lauren Tallant · July 11, 2021

DIED at Caldwell calling the glass in their wine "the devil's ice"

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Brigid · July 10, 2021

Give Hank his Jean jacket 👏

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Michael W · July 10, 2021

Hope you guys like the jam! I made some more recently with some strawberries and blueberries I picked, so there's more where that came from!

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Qudaci · July 10, 2021

Amazing. Jake made Murph edit in the whole Mighty ducks reference with his puck comment xD

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FusRohNahSon · July 10, 2021

You can really see Emily's love of The Nanny in Sophia Lee

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David Pugh · July 10, 2021

This intro held my attention more than any before lol

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Caitrin · July 9, 2021

I really need y’all to solo drop the track that Emily wrote called “Mighty Ducks 3” tysm

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Chris Lafleur · July 9, 2021

Somm here. Some hard parts in this episode. but still love it. Can Jakes campaign be an all somm campaign?

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Patrick Harry · July 9, 2021

I am with Murph, the mighty duck 1 and 2 were classics! D3 though gets credit for the only Disney movie I know of that has a Pantera shoutout in it

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Marge In Charge · July 9, 2021

I appreciate twinkling lights of giladeron piece more and more…it’s so versatile. I’d definitely start the quack chant for it

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Bulbarat · July 9, 2021

I'm here hoping to see what the wine enthusiasts have to say about the wine cellar.

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Chris Lafleur · July 9, 2021

Speaking for Sommeliers, we're pleased with the overall enjoyability of the episode, and are inwardly cringing at pouring out wine to appreciate the craftsmanship of the bottle.

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Steef McBeef · July 9, 2021

Love how Murph’s attempt at a GRRM quote turned into a Mighty Ducks 3 moment

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Gabriel Graywood · July 9, 2021

D3 fans understand we're here for one reason: it starts with a W. Womps

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Bonky Fiasco · July 9, 2021

So when can we expect to see jean jackets in the merch store?

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Brobold · July 9, 2021

Somebody please suggest the Jean jacket crit for dungeon court

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Joseph Goldstein · July 9, 2021

God damn Murph. I can't not properly explain how much our campaigns have in common. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN! Great ep so far!

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cody richardson · July 9, 2021

He either wants

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Benjamin Hoffman · July 9, 2021

Philip is really channelling Bon Frere Behavior.

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tacticalgrandma · July 9, 2021

I just read Priory of the Orange Tree, so "giant stoat" made me think of the ichneumons in there! Definitely going to try to get that if I ever get Phantom/Find Steed in a char.

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Bec Robson · July 9, 2021

I love the way Emily reads the shout outs at the end, makes me so happy, and I'm not even in them

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Pacey · July 9, 2021

Jake, if that stolen jean jacket nat 20 doesn't get submitted for the next courtroom session, there will be disappointment! 😉

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Anthony Cinca · July 9, 2021

This opening is the most chaotic shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life. I live for this.

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Francis A Leyco · July 9, 2021

I'm on Emily's side. Mighty ducks 3 was pretty good.

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1man2hands · July 9, 2021

Gotta say I never watched any of the Mighty Ducks movies past the first

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1man2hands · July 9, 2021

I'm sorry, JIM? Jim's glowing coin??

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Jan Endresen · July 9, 2021

I just had a dream where you guys launched a campaign that was recorded all in minecraft, so like all the cities and enviroments would be recreated inside the game and mods were made to make the enemies that youd need. It was a wonderful dream for my nerdy ass brain

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Thale · July 9, 2021

Question: is hank gilear?

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Daniel Frank · July 9, 2021

“Do you have the spell silence?” “ no but I have a gun” 😂

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Blake · July 9, 2021

I love you all so much

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Evan V · July 9, 2021

Quack!!!

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Vilaykham Sukhaseum · July 9, 2021

Everybody shows up at the first ever live show since before the pandemic with the Jean jacket perfectly recreated

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Wyatte Copeland · July 9, 2021

Quack chain in the chat⁉️

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Russell Kudish · July 9, 2021

Stoked for a new ep!

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HalfLighter · July 9, 2021

The idea of someone going around with the word “Mesmer” as a title is kinda hilarious when you consider that it was originally just Franz Mesmer’s actual goddamn name. It’s like if Zirk was going around calling himself Zirk the Curie.

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Bec Robson · July 9, 2021

Oh level 8? For one episode there my campaign was the same level as yours and I actually knew what you were talking about and it was awesome 😅

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sean curry · July 9, 2021

Oh jeez, "The Purge" twice?! This is sode is gonna be thicc

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K · July 9, 2021

Yay!

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K · July 9, 2021

What a great, big, heaping, helping of 'sode

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Lachlan Tong · July 9, 2021

Quack quack quack quack...

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Addison · July 9, 2021

This mighty ducks moment is making me emotional

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Wash · July 9, 2021

For real. I was so confused and so psyched when I saw "Mighty Ducks 3" on the song list. I was not disappointed

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Bec Robson · July 9, 2021

WOO new ep! First time I've been on time :)