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June 30, 2021

Mixed Bag of Holding: Tub Brisket Character Workshop

The 2 Crew rolls on the random NPC table to decide who will be attending Jan & Troy's awkward dinner party! Will they eat the brisket!?!

NOTE: We're saving Dice Confessions for another time and may add them as a segment to a future D&D Court. Thanks to everyone who submitted! 

Comments (110)

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Papa Taylor · October 19, 2026

Hey Murph this still funny. Good job everyone

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Summer Tribe · September 2, 2026

what rules are they using? it sure aint the ruleset I've got open

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Stefan UrKILL (Figgy) · June 28, 2026

15:03 the way Murph instantly found the character voice as soon as he heard “Doug Gulch”

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Addison F · May 17, 2026

As someone named Addison I'm gonna come back to this when I'm having a bad day to repeatedly hear them talk about how other worldly beautiful and intelligent Addison is 😂

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narsty · September 22, 2025

please caldwell give strahd a tub brisket!!

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CommodoreBlue · August 21, 2024

It’s been 3 years, why is this still so funny 🤣

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Shel B Kennas fav SG wishing you a happy Bog-oween · October 22, 2024

me this morning with caldwell becoming a dog bc of the eyes alone

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Joelle H · February 1, 2024

On god, this is my 5th time watching this…

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Clever Innuendo · April 20, 2024

...You're not alone.

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Kellyd · January 23, 2024

2.5 years late but Em's character is Bridget from Hot Date, no?!

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Liu · April 21, 2023

These would make such good sexy Halloween costumes

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Jareth · November 23, 2022

Shout out the Iowan Crew!

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Morgan Nicole Sheaffer · May 25, 2022

Fun fact, Bowie actually didn't have heterochromatic eyes. He got into a fight with a friend over a girl in highschool and was punched in the face. The damage caused his left iris to stay permanently blown out and created the illusion that one of his eyes were two different colors.

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riddle me grinch · July 10, 2025

I'm 3 years too late to make the same comment 😂 I literally just learned this fact and heard this episode a few days later.

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Ollie Scott · May 24, 2022

does anyone know where to find the module for this? I've been wanting to start dming forever but have been too nervous to try. This is definitely the kick i needed, i desperately want tub brisket to be the first campaign i run i beg of you

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Kevin Cassidy · February 25, 2022

Were you all able to release the pdf?!

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Matt Chavana · October 1, 2021

Why does no one mention Scooby-Dum, Scooby-Doo's stupid cousin?

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Panda Berry · September 28, 2021

Omg I cried laughing so hard on this. I need either a mini campaign or one shot with these characters so bad

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Armadon the only · September 13, 2021

I feel like they are mixing intelligence and wisdom

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Bailey Hull · August 1, 2021

I was driving on the highway listening to this and genuinely thought I was going to have to pull over because I was sobbing laughing and could barely see. Thankful I didn't have to explain to my insurance company that I crashed my car because of Football the Dog and a disgraced microwave thief.

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Mae Samuel · July 19, 2021

Lounge Singer who covers Heavy Metal music you say? https://open.spotify.com/track/7ysIfWueKEzyhvUlAcelJz?si=zQqbvyI5Sz2p-MUE65AFCw&dl_branch=1

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Summer Tribe · September 2, 2026

Been a good 15 years since I heard this man

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Dallon Taylor · July 19, 2021

the short rest for context is the second half of eldermourne short rest number 25

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Marianna Luquette · July 19, 2021

I’m cry laughing at work from this and there are not enough words to explain it all.

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Alex Scardina · July 14, 2021

does anyone have a link to the one-shot created by Jordan Beaver they reference in this episode?

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Tyler Weikel · July 9, 2021

Caldwells dog character is 100% gonna shit on Jan and Troy's floor

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Lucas · July 9, 2021

Emily comparing Wes from Limp Bizkit to The FUCKING Babadook is one of my favourite underrated moments of any mixed bag.

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BenMightSmite · July 8, 2021

Fan art?

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SaritaWolff · July 8, 2021

Me, someone who has 8 pet rats and has definitely brought some to a party before: *laughs nervously* Wh… what a dork, haha.

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Squibbles · July 5, 2021

I NEED Brennan Lee Mulligan to run this one shot

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Jeff Merrill · July 6, 2021

This was my exact thought!!

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Mason McCauley · July 4, 2021

Strahd 100% has a bathtub in area K43 of Castle Ravenloft. Usually it’s full of blood but I see no good reason why it shouldn’t be full of brisket

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John C. · July 2, 2021

Apologies if this has been posted already. https://wdef.com/2016/07/13/knoxville-woman-causes-apartment-fire-barbecuing-brisket-bathtub/

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Wyatt · July 2, 2021

I’m 99% certain that I’ve listened to every single short rest, but I fully don’t remember Jan nor Troy

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Jack Nathe · July 2, 2021

Is it just me or does murph sound CRISP

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Brett · July 2, 2021

Please Dice Christ I beg of you! I need this one shot to happen.

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Savannah M · July 2, 2021

Love Murph adding another rat man to his collection

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Ghast Rimsen · July 2, 2021

Holy shit I didn't even realize it.

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Bat-Fran · July 2, 2021

Love all these characters for you 😂

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RealOso · July 1, 2021

So Caldwell has a human familiar who actually speaks

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Thomas Friedlander · July 1, 2021

Football is pure Caldwell energy and I am here for it.

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John Caputo · July 1, 2021

Ok, so I'm like 99% sure that I could explain tub brisket (and it's obviously not nearly as gross as it sounds), but I'm not gonna. I don't want to be the one who ruins the bit!

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David Glidden · July 1, 2021

Murder mystery at hype house

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Karun Dhillon · July 1, 2021

So Jake is basically Richmond from the IT crowd

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Crits · July 1, 2021

I can’t believe I finally get Des Moines rep and it’s this

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Victor Acevedo · October 6, 2021

Same. I was so excited when Jake mentioned 100 miles west of Illinois 🤣🤣 like, Hey!! That's me 👉😃👈

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Bryttany A · July 1, 2021

This was SO funny!

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Garga Lenoir · July 1, 2021

As this story progresses Troy and Jan become more and more sinister, I love it!

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Good Sir James · July 1, 2021

I loved this meaty ep! I'm a big David Bowie fan, and I usually don't correct people when they refer to his eyes as heterochromatic, but I love and respect the Band of Boobs too much not to tell them the truth. David Bowie was born with two blue eyes, but he got punched in the eye when he was a kid, resulting in one of his pupils being permanently dilated, a condition called "aniscoria". The result is that one of his eyes looks almost black, because the pupil is so big, while the other eye is blue. However, in later years, Bowie DID wear colored contacts a few times for different performances and photo shoots, making his eyes look heterochromatic.

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Jacob Revilla · July 1, 2021

I've finally caught up with the Patreon that I'm waiting week to week for new episodes and Patreon's exclusive. I'm looking forward to hearing the episode here. I hope I get to hear Jake mention the "Sauce" at some point. I think that's one of my favorite things to hear as of recent

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David Pugh · July 1, 2021

JAKE SHOULD DM THIS

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Tyler Board · July 1, 2021

I actually think if they could rope Brennan in to DM that it would be great. That way they all can be their new characters.

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Andrew Folkers · July 1, 2021

For sure!!! Ide be there in a heartbeat

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Andrew Folkers · July 1, 2021

Shout out from Des Moines! This for sure does sound like something someone around here would do. LOL

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Melon Bread · July 1, 2021

They have to come to Des Moines for the Brisket One Shot.

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HalfLighter · July 1, 2021

The two random character rolling episodes you’ve done are two of the funniest recordings ever committed to audio. I still quietly laugh to myself whenever the phrase “Lady of the Lakers” pops into my head. I would love it if you guys did one-shots with these absolutely reprehensible abominations.

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Kat · July 1, 2021

I just upgraded to this tier and this is the first mixed bag I’ve listened to...this is my greatest investment

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Canid Duality · July 1, 2021

This dog's tail was wagging with the mention of Lincoln Nebraska. Someone here probably has already made brisket in a tub for a tailgate. Well maybe next time y'all's one shot can take place here in Lincoln or Omaha.

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Will W · July 1, 2021

wow they dont know that Cavill is heterochromatic

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Lillian S. Tain · July 1, 2021

Would love to get a copy of the Brisket One Shot to run for my friends who don't listen to the Patreon!

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Katherine Clarke · July 1, 2021

That Strahd joke at the beginning was just what I needed tonight. Now I know what he's serving at his wedding my players are invited to.

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · July 1, 2021

Can't wait for y'all to play these characters in Ep 1 of the Bathtub Brisket Chronicles

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Christian Cornelius · July 1, 2021

Addison is just Onyx

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Thomas Friedlander · July 1, 2021

And Lucas is Tread but dingier

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Reinier Z · July 1, 2021

Can’t believe you just went and leaked the plot of Knives Out 2 like that

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Theodore Carraro · June 30, 2021

This mixed bag and the short rest have been the funniest shit I’ve heard from you guys in a while. I need to listen to this as a one shot! There’s no rules that dogs can’t juggle!!

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Chris Roman · June 30, 2021

For context, I’m a newlywed and caregiver, taking care of my completely dependent, recently disabled wife since last Fall. This is the hardest I have laughed, to the point of tears, in over 9 months. I never thought anything would be able to make me laugh like that again after everything I’ve been through, but holy shit. This did it. Gang, if you happen to read patreon comments…thank you. Thank you.

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ObiiWanShinobii · June 30, 2021

I need this please.

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Tyler William · June 30, 2021

Murph pretty much rolled Willard.

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Tenaya F · June 30, 2021

I cannot express how much I want to see these characters play the Tub Brisket One-Shot

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Driftwood747 · June 30, 2021

Let the brisket hit the bath, let the brisket hit the bath, LET THE BRISKET HIT THE ........BAAAAAAAAAAATH

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Eric Zagar · June 30, 2021

Trying to find this random NPC table cause I need to make an OC for the greatest campaign ever!

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Sean Rooney · July 1, 2021

I think it may be in the DMG

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ThrilloftheFright (Ashleigh) · June 30, 2021

Just a bunch of normal friends doing a completely normal thing.

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jacob kessler · June 30, 2021

murph's character is fucking Liam, oh my god

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Juan Castaneda · June 30, 2021

#justiceforaddison

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Douglas Alxndr · June 30, 2021

Yo, wtf. Douglas is a good name.

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Ilana Galpert · June 30, 2021

I laughed so hard it turned into strange squealing noises I've never sounded so much like I'm hyperventilating on nitrus oxide

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Bonky Fiasco · June 30, 2021

Caldwell just flat-out being a dog is the best thing ever and absolutely killed me. I'm dead. You guys now have a ghost supporting your Patreon.

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Frank Askvig · June 30, 2021

The only acceptable argument at a dinner party in Des Moines, Iowa that no one would be surprised if there was a murder is Iowa vs Iowa state university rivalry. Go Hawks!

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Lori P. · June 30, 2021

Beautiful, intelligent, brave? If it wasn't for the low charisma, I'd say Emily just rolled herself.

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clevername · June 30, 2021

Petition to have Jake DM the Brisket Dinner One-Shot.

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Knit Whit · June 30, 2021

I second that motion.

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Scotty Beverages · June 30, 2021

Goddammit I need the Tub Brisket Saga to continue

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Kris Barnes · June 30, 2021

I loved this whole episode, but the Football the Dog part was fucking hilarious. I need y’all to get Brennan or someone to DM this so you can play these characters

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Rylander23 · June 30, 2021

Absolutely Legendary. Best Patreon Ever. ☺️

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Abby Reeves · June 30, 2021

The absolute madlads

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DJ Ingram · June 30, 2021

For anyone out of the loop or who may want a refresher, Jan & Troy first make their debut into the NADDPOD lexicon in Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 25 around 19ish minutes in. Needless to say, it's glorious.

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Fxd Gear Queer · February 22, 2026

Thank you so much! I remembered the bit, but never would have found it

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Knit Whit · June 30, 2021

Yeah!!!! Des Moines!!! Bath tub brisket is defiantly an Eastsider move. 😆

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Ghast Rimsen · June 30, 2021

I've never listened to a dumber episode of a podcast and can I just say that I loved every single second of it. We so desperately need the one-shot to actually happen.

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Amanda · June 30, 2021

Absolute mad lad behavior! I couldn't ask for anything better to happen on this day.

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Jordan Suleiman · June 30, 2021

Oh I desperately need to run this session with my group holy shit.

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Jamie Sanchez · June 30, 2021

Mad lads they're actually doing it. I hope Jan and Troy's house is an inescapable hell labyrinth of social expectations and obligations.

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Dylan C · June 30, 2021

How do I get my hands on this one shot?!

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Sean Rooney · June 30, 2021

I live in Des Moines! But not sure what is so unusual about brisket made in the tub.

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Knit Whit · June 30, 2021

Especially if you're on the Eastside

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Courtney F. · June 30, 2021

So thankful for this mixed bag today! I had to put my 14 year old cat down this morning. Hug your pets, friends. ❤️

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Amanda · June 30, 2021

My condolences to you, it's a really hard thing to do. I hope this mixed bag brings a little bit of laughter (or at least a distraction) to your day ❤️

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Noah James Perito · June 30, 2021

Oh god

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Austin Johnson · June 30, 2021

Plot twist: Murph's NPC is actually a Reverse Ratatouille.

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qbull · June 30, 2021

Wow, wild that Murph would promote campaign 3 before Eldermourne was finished

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Liz · June 30, 2021

My prayers have been answered, praise be to Bahamut

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Martha McKenna · June 30, 2021

Amazing, you guys are the best

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Barbie Pootsky · June 30, 2021

I can't believe you guys are actually doing it. God, this patreon is consistently the best money I spend

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Billie Ash · June 30, 2021

I don't want to sound hyperbolic but you all save my life every week with your shenanigans

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Ro · June 30, 2021

This is why I am behind the motherfuckin paywall

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The Great Zarquon · June 30, 2021

I love how quickly this became a thing

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Laura · June 30, 2021

I’m….floored you guys are wild. Loves of my life

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · June 30, 2021

This is so what we need!