Mixed Bag of Holding: Tub Brisket Character Workshop
The 2 Crew rolls on the random NPC table to decide who will be attending Jan & Troy's awkward dinner party! Will they eat the brisket!?!
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Hey Murph this still funny. Good job everyone
what rules are they using? it sure aint the ruleset I've got open
15:03 the way Murph instantly found the character voice as soon as he heard “Doug Gulch”
As someone named Addison I'm gonna come back to this when I'm having a bad day to repeatedly hear them talk about how other worldly beautiful and intelligent Addison is 😂
please caldwell give strahd a tub brisket!!
It’s been 3 years, why is this still so funny 🤣
me this morning with caldwell becoming a dog bc of the eyes alone
On god, this is my 5th time watching this…
...You're not alone.
2.5 years late but Em's character is Bridget from Hot Date, no?!
These would make such good sexy Halloween costumes
Shout out the Iowan Crew!
Fun fact, Bowie actually didn't have heterochromatic eyes. He got into a fight with a friend over a girl in highschool and was punched in the face. The damage caused his left iris to stay permanently blown out and created the illusion that one of his eyes were two different colors.
I'm 3 years too late to make the same comment 😂 I literally just learned this fact and heard this episode a few days later.
does anyone know where to find the module for this? I've been wanting to start dming forever but have been too nervous to try. This is definitely the kick i needed, i desperately want tub brisket to be the first campaign i run i beg of you
Were you all able to release the pdf?!
Why does no one mention Scooby-Dum, Scooby-Doo's stupid cousin?
Omg I cried laughing so hard on this. I need either a mini campaign or one shot with these characters so bad
I feel like they are mixing intelligence and wisdom
I was driving on the highway listening to this and genuinely thought I was going to have to pull over because I was sobbing laughing and could barely see. Thankful I didn't have to explain to my insurance company that I crashed my car because of Football the Dog and a disgraced microwave thief.
Lounge Singer who covers Heavy Metal music you say? https://open.spotify.com/track/7ysIfWueKEzyhvUlAcelJz?si=zQqbvyI5Sz2p-MUE65AFCw&dl_branch=1
Been a good 15 years since I heard this man
the short rest for context is the second half of eldermourne short rest number 25
I’m cry laughing at work from this and there are not enough words to explain it all.
does anyone have a link to the one-shot created by Jordan Beaver they reference in this episode?
Caldwells dog character is 100% gonna shit on Jan and Troy's floor
Emily comparing Wes from Limp Bizkit to The FUCKING Babadook is one of my favourite underrated moments of any mixed bag.
Fan art?
Me, someone who has 8 pet rats and has definitely brought some to a party before: *laughs nervously* Wh… what a dork, haha.
I NEED Brennan Lee Mulligan to run this one shot
This was my exact thought!!
Strahd 100% has a bathtub in area K43 of Castle Ravenloft. Usually it’s full of blood but I see no good reason why it shouldn’t be full of brisket
Apologies if this has been posted already. https://wdef.com/2016/07/13/knoxville-woman-causes-apartment-fire-barbecuing-brisket-bathtub/
I’m 99% certain that I’ve listened to every single short rest, but I fully don’t remember Jan nor Troy
Is it just me or does murph sound CRISP
Please Dice Christ I beg of you! I need this one shot to happen.
Love Murph adding another rat man to his collection
Holy shit I didn't even realize it.
Love all these characters for you 😂
So Caldwell has a human familiar who actually speaks
Football is pure Caldwell energy and I am here for it.
Ok, so I'm like 99% sure that I could explain tub brisket (and it's obviously not nearly as gross as it sounds), but I'm not gonna. I don't want to be the one who ruins the bit!
Murder mystery at hype house
So Jake is basically Richmond from the IT crowd
I can’t believe I finally get Des Moines rep and it’s this
Same. I was so excited when Jake mentioned 100 miles west of Illinois 🤣🤣 like, Hey!! That's me 👉😃👈
This was SO funny!
As this story progresses Troy and Jan become more and more sinister, I love it!
I loved this meaty ep! I'm a big David Bowie fan, and I usually don't correct people when they refer to his eyes as heterochromatic, but I love and respect the Band of Boobs too much not to tell them the truth. David Bowie was born with two blue eyes, but he got punched in the eye when he was a kid, resulting in one of his pupils being permanently dilated, a condition called "aniscoria". The result is that one of his eyes looks almost black, because the pupil is so big, while the other eye is blue. However, in later years, Bowie DID wear colored contacts a few times for different performances and photo shoots, making his eyes look heterochromatic.
I've finally caught up with the Patreon that I'm waiting week to week for new episodes and Patreon's exclusive. I'm looking forward to hearing the episode here. I hope I get to hear Jake mention the "Sauce" at some point. I think that's one of my favorite things to hear as of recent
JAKE SHOULD DM THIS
I actually think if they could rope Brennan in to DM that it would be great. That way they all can be their new characters.
For sure!!! Ide be there in a heartbeat
Shout out from Des Moines! This for sure does sound like something someone around here would do. LOL
They have to come to Des Moines for the Brisket One Shot.
The two random character rolling episodes you’ve done are two of the funniest recordings ever committed to audio. I still quietly laugh to myself whenever the phrase “Lady of the Lakers” pops into my head. I would love it if you guys did one-shots with these absolutely reprehensible abominations.
I just upgraded to this tier and this is the first mixed bag I’ve listened to...this is my greatest investment
This dog's tail was wagging with the mention of Lincoln Nebraska. Someone here probably has already made brisket in a tub for a tailgate. Well maybe next time y'all's one shot can take place here in Lincoln or Omaha.
wow they dont know that Cavill is heterochromatic
Would love to get a copy of the Brisket One Shot to run for my friends who don't listen to the Patreon!
That Strahd joke at the beginning was just what I needed tonight. Now I know what he's serving at his wedding my players are invited to.
Can't wait for y'all to play these characters in Ep 1 of the Bathtub Brisket Chronicles
Addison is just Onyx
And Lucas is Tread but dingier
Can’t believe you just went and leaked the plot of Knives Out 2 like that
This mixed bag and the short rest have been the funniest shit I’ve heard from you guys in a while. I need to listen to this as a one shot! There’s no rules that dogs can’t juggle!!
For context, I’m a newlywed and caregiver, taking care of my completely dependent, recently disabled wife since last Fall. This is the hardest I have laughed, to the point of tears, in over 9 months. I never thought anything would be able to make me laugh like that again after everything I’ve been through, but holy shit. This did it. Gang, if you happen to read patreon comments…thank you. Thank you.
I need this please.
Murph pretty much rolled Willard.
I cannot express how much I want to see these characters play the Tub Brisket One-Shot
Let the brisket hit the bath, let the brisket hit the bath, LET THE BRISKET HIT THE ........BAAAAAAAAAAATH
Trying to find this random NPC table cause I need to make an OC for the greatest campaign ever!
I think it may be in the DMG
Just a bunch of normal friends doing a completely normal thing.
murph's character is fucking Liam, oh my god
#justiceforaddison
Yo, wtf. Douglas is a good name.
I laughed so hard it turned into strange squealing noises I've never sounded so much like I'm hyperventilating on nitrus oxide
Caldwell just flat-out being a dog is the best thing ever and absolutely killed me. I'm dead. You guys now have a ghost supporting your Patreon.
The only acceptable argument at a dinner party in Des Moines, Iowa that no one would be surprised if there was a murder is Iowa vs Iowa state university rivalry. Go Hawks!
Beautiful, intelligent, brave? If it wasn't for the low charisma, I'd say Emily just rolled herself.
Petition to have Jake DM the Brisket Dinner One-Shot.
I second that motion.
Goddammit I need the Tub Brisket Saga to continue
I loved this whole episode, but the Football the Dog part was fucking hilarious. I need y’all to get Brennan or someone to DM this so you can play these characters
Absolutely Legendary. Best Patreon Ever. ☺️
The absolute madlads
For anyone out of the loop or who may want a refresher, Jan & Troy first make their debut into the NADDPOD lexicon in Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 25 around 19ish minutes in. Needless to say, it's glorious.
Thank you so much! I remembered the bit, but never would have found it
Yeah!!!! Des Moines!!! Bath tub brisket is defiantly an Eastsider move. 😆
I've never listened to a dumber episode of a podcast and can I just say that I loved every single second of it. We so desperately need the one-shot to actually happen.
Absolute mad lad behavior! I couldn't ask for anything better to happen on this day.
Oh I desperately need to run this session with my group holy shit.
Mad lads they're actually doing it. I hope Jan and Troy's house is an inescapable hell labyrinth of social expectations and obligations.
How do I get my hands on this one shot?!
I live in Des Moines! But not sure what is so unusual about brisket made in the tub.
Especially if you're on the Eastside
So thankful for this mixed bag today! I had to put my 14 year old cat down this morning. Hug your pets, friends. ❤️
My condolences to you, it's a really hard thing to do. I hope this mixed bag brings a little bit of laughter (or at least a distraction) to your day ❤️
Oh god
Plot twist: Murph's NPC is actually a Reverse Ratatouille.
Wow, wild that Murph would promote campaign 3 before Eldermourne was finished
My prayers have been answered, praise be to Bahamut
Amazing, you guys are the best
I can't believe you guys are actually doing it. God, this patreon is consistently the best money I spend
I don't want to sound hyperbolic but you all save my life every week with your shenanigans
This is why I am behind the motherfuckin paywall
I love how quickly this became a thing
I’m….floored you guys are wild. Loves of my life
This is so what we need!
