Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 26: Too Late

Ironic that I'm also currently watching Court of Fey and Flowers where Emily got her gift of gab dreams

I know it's 5 years later but I kind of want a wellness check on Murph after being only 3 minutes into the podcast LOL

Mouse and His Motorcycle is such a hardcore book! The mouse has to drive a toy ambulance to go find a single ibuprofen for his human friend who is dying of fever. I remember his mouse mom telling the story of his mouse uncle who tried to hold a pill in his cheek pocket and it dissolved and killed him. Very dark mouse world. Loved the book, of course!

as someone whose dad is named ralph, we were big mouse and the motorcycle fans

Shout out for the Ralph S. Mouse reference. Got it from the motorcycle line and I'm blown away no one else got it. Well done, Caldwell.

Flicking loved mouse and a motorcycle

to this day has anyone told murph what a galbladder attack is

Fully team Caldwell here. I made a mouse named Ralph my imaginary friend as a kid. :D

"They would knock those bitches right off those motor cycles" and "A Cat's paw can really change a mouse's day" are Emily quotes that I'm never going to forget. That was so fucking funny.

WARNING: FROZEN II SPOILERS

Hey there centaurs 1st Patreon comment huge closet fan and normal ass dude here Just wanted to share and report my near death experience behind the wheel of an ambulance drinking in Ralph s mouse via Caldwell cause if a Nostalgic PTSD meltdown Bombarded with insane memories of a stop motion mouse and the motorcycle film I never knew I watched Stay safe out there

I fucking love spoony

I'm so confused by Hank, Henry, and Shank

As someone who was obsessed with talking animals/toys movies, I loved the Ralph bit, though feel bad I never read the books.

Crazy how Spoony starts out as everyone’s fork, but they turns into a spoon by the end

Ralph S Mouse. The S stands for Smart

Using the phonograph technology you could make a really cool warforge bard. He'd be kind of like a repeater piano, and it would have a spot for those wax phonograph cylinders

I love the Mouse and the Motorcycle movie

I love that everyone collectively hates Spoony :') in the outro Emily was just 100% done

Ralph S. Mouse rules.

Frogs 100% can be electrocuted

Poor Murph sounds SO exhausted.

Can I petition for a Mixed Bag where the gang watch the 1990 Ralph S Mouse film?

What's important to remember is that if the mouse ears are outside of the helmet, then that mouse is at a serious risk of hearing loss due to wind noise mostly. Ear protection is an oft overlooked safety gear in the operation motorcycles.

I almost choked on my food when Emily said Olaf gets shot

Spoony need to be a bard, so someone can call him a Spoony bard Ps: I hope someone gets that reference lol

Man, how high is Emily

I taught 2nd grade for 7 years, I immediately caught Mouse and the Motorcycle and Ralph S Mouse. Holy Shit you just mentioned Beverly Cleary!!! Caldwell I fucking love you…OMG you are still talking about it…stop it, I swear I’m the only listener who has any clue what you are talking about. It’s not a picture book? Wow…it’s going on 4 minutes….I fucking love you guys…

I absolutely remember on Adventuring Party where BLM gave a hard no for Gift of Gab, because he knew the power of a consequence-free Emily.

Em could play one wizard with two personalities and each has different spells.

You guys forgot to put spoilers for frozen 2!!!

Sure Spoony could have the spoon part of his body be the head, but imagine if the spoon part was the junk.

PETITION FOR SPOONIE TO JOIN THE MAIN PARTY

Murph jesus are you ok

Olaf got the equivalent of Thanos snapped in Frozen 2

I never read the mouse and the motorcycle, but my brother was obsessed with it to the point where he'd sneak my pet mouse, Snowball, out of her cage and ride her around on his little model motorcycle 🤦‍♀️ I think he still has pictures somewhere. Cute, but I don't think Snowball had much fun with it

I love you guys

I have got to say this but the Ralph s mouse book series was my childhood and am incredibly happy to finally see some people who have read it.

Murph's magical toilet replacement is still not as bad as JKR's.

This podcast makes my world bright and sunny.

Shit Mage party = The #2 Crew

The magician in frosty the snowman threw his hat away when his performance sucked then some kids found it and used it for their snowman and he came to life then the magician was like boooo I want it back.

More d&d podcasts should reference Beverly Cleary more often

The solution is simple: Emily gets to play 2 identical twin halfling wizards that take turns on each others shoulders cosplaying as one regular size man. The charachter(s) get twice the spells, but half the movement and disadvantage on things like grapple. Also, they can only use the spells of whomever is on top (this will help solve combat OP issues).

imo it would makes loooads of sense for fia to have gift of gab. what could be more socially awkward than having a way to see how someone would react to you. teen me would've used it to practice ordering coffee

Loving the energy on these short rests recently! Brisket tub, Ralph S. Mouse, Frosty, etc. My absolute favorite is the tangents and bits you guys go on

Who would win in a fight Ralph S. Mouse or Stewart Little or Biggie Cheese

Oregon legend Beverly Cleary! May she Rest In Peace ❤️

Me, staring at my ceiling at midnight, cranky because I need to sleep: Ralph S. Mouse WAS the third Ralph book, Caldwell. The second book was the BEST. UGH.

Fia and Hank's relationship remind me of Rey and Han's relationship in the Force Awakens.

Not sure I understand why buying property would have been so terrible. I thought it would have been a final back up plan for them. Arent they from outerborough anyways? is it morally gray b/c they're buying land from people fleeing due to horrors? Guess I'm just a little lost on that part.

I imagine spoony with fairly buff arms and when he runs he runs really straight/good posture and runs in a dead sprint

genuinely thank you all so much for not having your characters buy property!!!

Emily, look up Thomas Edison Phonograph to explain the wax cylinders

Sorry Caldwell but I'd like to recast Spoony as Brennan Lee Mulligan with a gibberish voice ala Murph's familiar Sprinkle from A Crown of Candy.

Love the Ralph S Mouse reference, I am with you Caldwell!! Gotta rep those Beverly Cleary influences

Tag your Ralph S Mouse spoilers please!!!

It was so weird having an episode as I'm waking up for work. Also, sleepy Murph is hilarious Murph.

Murph absolutallu accomplished his mission of causing anxiety by naming the episode "Too Late"

Caldwell that fuckin Ralph S Mouse reference felt like it was pulled out of my psyche.

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