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June 12, 2021

Eldermourne - Ep. 25: Flesh and Blood

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The Third Mates settle up under the mountain, then visit high society! Henry tries to disappear, Fia experiences special treatment, and Zirk can't stay mad. 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Sci-fi Laboratory" by Qubodup at Freesound.org.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.

"Soul Coins" by Emily Axford.

"The Pact" by Emily Axford.

"The Whisperwood" by Emily Axford.

"Zirk" by Emily Axford.

"Montgomery Manor" by Emily Axford.

"The Purge" by Emily Axford.

"The Lonely Autumn" by Emily Axford.

"The Thinking Cap" by Emily Axford.

"Zelbuldar 3" by Emily Axford.

"A Memory" by Emily Axford.

"The Baron's Estate" by Emily Axford.

Comments (59)

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Venus Astria · September 13, 2026

Her name changing from Moriah, to Moirah in this episode is so funny (I have no clue how you would spell her name honestly)

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Summer Tribe · August 28, 2026

"i don't wanna deal with cumstick" -> "Kevin's dick" x 20 okay murph

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Tyler Whorff · August 23, 2026

A huge shard on kevinsdick?

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Tyler Whorff · August 18, 2026

Batilda: There's no such thing as stoats in Eldermoure! Confirmed!

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Mars Cat · November 11, 2025

“I take a huge shard on Kevin’s stick.” 😹

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Abigail Agnew · April 14, 2025

I love Murph getting all cartoony with Caldwell this episode, it’s really fun

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Michael Graham Abernathy · March 17, 2025

I'm from North Carolina, so everytime y'all say "labrary," it takes me a moment to realize you're not just saying "library" a little Southern.

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Mars Cat · November 11, 2025

Same here lmao.

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SimpleWater · December 3, 2024

Anyone else sad that those musicians were probably never hired again?! Kidding that part was so funny!

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Bruce Kellerman · February 26, 2024

Looks like this somehow got replaced with the audio of the short rest?

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Amanda di Johnny Bravo Camera · November 12, 2022

so good <3

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Zander Boettcher · August 12, 2021

"Fatherhood is the biggest dragon of them all" 😂😂😂😂

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brianchi · June 19, 2021

the bit with the mop legit almost killed me it caught me so off guard

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Gabriel · October 17, 2023

Lookin like Rob Schneider from 50 First Dates 🤣

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Bulbarat · June 17, 2021

Anyone else hear the ringing?

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Scribli · June 17, 2021

God what an absolutely astonishing episode, y'all. I beg people around me to listen to your show so I have somewhere to channel how much adoration and emotion I feel!! *shaking my friends* listen to these 4 podcasters I've never met play pretend, you fucks

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Julie V Eckert · June 16, 2021

I just adore that Murph had Stella Vervain lick the gem ❤️❤️ taking a zany thing Zerk did and making that part of his mom's character is just so GOOD

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May Leonard · June 15, 2021

Still listening, only midway through, but I cannot see this librarian as anyone besides David Lynch a la Agent Gordon Cole

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Liz · June 14, 2021

Already so excited for Caldwell's drawing stream so we can get that good good top hat Stella content

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Mike Cathcart · June 14, 2021

BTW Caldwell, Skaneateles, the town you mentioned at the end, is pronounced 'Skinny Atlas'. It's kind of a ritzy town with a nice lake and a bunch of expensive lake houses around it.

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Aspen · June 14, 2021

full red pantsuit and matching top hat. are you kidding me. agree with folks above- stella is everything I hoped she’d be. god this campaign’s npcs are phenomenal

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Elizabeth Teeter · June 14, 2021

Lol! Skinny-atlas is how it's actually pronounced. I'm happy to know there are local fans!

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Kozak · June 13, 2021

Damn Stella is a rockin character. Murph you’re crushing it with this one.

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Katherine Clarke · June 13, 2021

I absolutely love Stella and I hate it. Agree with the comment above about how real that feels to life with some people.

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Jake · June 13, 2021

The imagery of this world is amazing I could really see Fia take a shard right on Kevin's stick so clearly in my head. Beautiful story telling.

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faizaan723 · June 13, 2021

The convo with Zirk's mom is sooo good, Murph plays the conartist thing perfectly, and the way she sort tries to trick Zirk back into her good graces feels scarily realistic for that kind of relationship

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Stanarchy · June 13, 2021

"Shard on Kevin's stick" is the best thing since "shit your pants for ranch"

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Winged Thief · June 13, 2021

thiiiiiiiick sode, y'all!

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Brendan Scarborough · June 13, 2021

Thank you guys so much I love the story

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Miranda G · June 13, 2021

Hank, whatever you do, don’t meet up with Hank Jr on a balcony at this party.

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Dany Ricci · June 12, 2021

loving stella's big frank reynolds energy

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Erin Paxson · June 12, 2021

Incredibe ep!! I listened while I was on a run, and I got so emotional I went into a dead sprint and was running like Fia 💜📖

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Smiththebat · June 12, 2021

Is the song at 39:20 called “soul coins” or “the pact”? I’m trying to place its origin in campaign 1.

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Jamie Matthews · June 12, 2021

the music is so good yall. seriously A+ work emily. i was literally at the edge of my seat the last 20 min of the episode and that music just puts me in such suspense!!

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sesamese · June 12, 2021

was scared out of my mind in the second part of this ep cause it gave me big Frostwind Reception Party vibes

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evanescent · June 12, 2021

If I had a nickel for every time Emily's character cast something on Jake's character that allowed them to slip in "in disguise" to his ex's special event party I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice. Great episode!

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Zac · June 12, 2021

Anyone think it’s a missed opportunity for Carlisle to not be named Tucker?

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ThatManGareth · June 12, 2021

The fact that Locknimore became a land speculator to win his election is actually scarily accurate as to how that shit happened IRL.

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Winged Thief · June 13, 2021

yeah that was where it got Too Real

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Max Telmer · June 12, 2021

Prob my favorite episode yet, ending was a real sledgehammer

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Matthew Steinmetz · June 12, 2021

JAKE, we haven't forgotten! Release the contingency cubbie letter!

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John Doane · June 12, 2021

We appreciate you, Murph. I didn't know until Emily and Caldwell's stream that you were all so heavily involved in making the video game. Maybe it would help having someone assist with editing, like Caldwell had some help with trinyvale. You've always given us top notch quality content, and I don't want any of you to burn yourselves out. Love you guys

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LaserOstriches · June 12, 2021

Well, technically posted at 2am on Saturday but eh, here we goooooo

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Cameron Davis · June 12, 2021

Theory: Carlisle is allied up with Stella to create horrors, so that he can then use his own horror hunters to kill them off, as well as (most likely more importantly) profiting from the sales of land to offer “safety” to rich people in the area. He’s playing both sides so he always comes out on top. Big Palpatine energy right there.

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Ted Orbach · June 12, 2021

Big Mac energy right there

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Ness O. · June 12, 2021

What a girthy sode. I have so many questions and feelings. The ending scene with Carlyle giving his speech and Isabelle smiling blankly was so chilling, I could see it all. And I loved everything about Stella's introduction. Thank you! I was very glad to be able to subscribe to the patreon for the first time this month, worth every penny. Can't wait for the short rest on this!

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Ro · June 12, 2021

THE PIGEON GIVETH MORE CONTENT and we are delighted

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Driftwood747 · June 12, 2021

Where will we take Kevin's rod this week 🤔

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Adam Haikal · June 12, 2021

And here I was thinking I'd get to bed at a decent time.

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chris conway · June 12, 2021

I was just about to fall asleep on the East coast too, guess I’ll be up all night with NADDPOD :)

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Sir Crits-A-Lott · June 12, 2021

Yay!

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rebecca oliver · June 12, 2021

Hel yes!!! Staying up till midnight has its rewardsssss!!!! Thank you Murph!!!

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Randy from Montucky · June 12, 2021

Let's gooooooo!!!!!

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chris conway · June 12, 2021

Yassssss

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Coleman · June 12, 2021

Hooray!

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · June 12, 2021

Thankee

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Tonks · June 12, 2021

Yaaaaassssss

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Mick · June 12, 2021

Fuck yeah!

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Frank · June 12, 2021

Eldermourne Candle Gang wya