Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 22: Ghost Dragon

Ok, first off, Henry would be carrying Tim Hortons instead of Dunkin, nbd tho. But I'd Henry is a bills fan and he uses RANCH?!?!! no wonder he's fucking cursed. Use blue cheese good sir

Ben Affleck has recreated the coffee photo for a Dunkin commercial in 2024, in case y'all didn't know 💀

As someone who's never played D&D and only listened/watched, I never quite understood the needing a short/long rest. You could wake up, get into a fight and use all your stuff and by lunch you need to rest again before proceeding? Depending on the story, it feels jaring to be like I know we are in a rush but let's sleep outside the door so I can get my spells back. I would have thought it operated more like video games do where things are turned based. Easy spell, you can use it again after 2 turns, higher spell, after 6 turns etc. that or they start to recover post fight on their own

Spoilers for C1: But doesn't this mean that lucanus should not have been able to use time stop to save hardwon from being killed? When he thunderstepped to the gith?

Flat Tummy Tea

New Yorker here, just FYI no one from Buffalo would be caught dead with ranch and buffalo wings. Blue cheese all day 🍗

Guisarmes are apparently crazy good martial weapons. From Wikipedia, "In fact, it was so effective by the 13th century there was active support for its banishment from the battlefield." They medieval Geneva Conventioned it. The people who invented torture dungeons were like, "This is a bit much."

Emily received a rose from Mother Earth and it reminded me of my favorite creepy/unsettling short story, “A Rose for Emily”

Honk just doesn’t know he’s beautiful ✨

I am now compelled to make a shitpost one shot character named Snatch Pitt.

years later i refuse to visualize hank as anything but moe from the simpsons

Tim Hortans, There is a Tim Hortans on every corner here in Buffalo

That’s quite a rose, I went back a second time to listen 😂

wild roses bloom all around my house and it always shocks me!!

Points against Shank and Feara: he's literally HUNDREDS of years old and she's BRAND FUCKING NEW

I worked at a chili’s a dropped ranch/blu chz basically explodes and spins around and ruins a lot of peoples days.

So I just tried to listen to this, and it’s only 4 minutes long. Anyone else have this issue? It’s the only one on the feed like this.

ex upstate new yorker here, Buffalo loves Tim Horton's

Team Murph on this one, against the shadow ship.

(Seems like there’s a bunch sways you could say it since it also has different spellings) “A guisarme (sometimes gisarme, giserne or bisarme)”

Hey Emily! I just listened to this and roses usually don't attract most pollinators. Mason bees and bumble bees dig them, but unfortunately so do grasshoppers and beetles. The best most resilient roses to plant are knockout roses. They've got the beauty of roses and the "fuck you I'm growing here" of a dandelion!

Emily dice rolls probably have something to do with the upcoming Lunar Eclipse. There won’t be much moon energy this week.

Late to the party, but I'm listening to the short rest for "The Baroness," and it's important to me that Murph looks up what a hodag is after I listened to the discussion on jackalopes.

Just FYI if Hank is a bills fan he's eating blue cheese not ranch with his wings

I totally ship Shia or firank

Buffalonian here. We run on Tim Hortons.

I don't know if someone has already pointed this out, but I'm pretty sure blink lasts for a minute, and you roll every turn to determine if you blink into the ethereal plane.

no posts on wednesdays but happy bday caldwell !

Picturing Feara and Shank getting together makes me feel the same level of discomfort as Harry Potter and Hermione making out during deathly hallows. 🥴

Day 1 of asking about Jake's Mom's cookie company

came here to scream about tim hortons and bleu cheese in buffalo but I see it’s already been done 😅😅

Are you even Bills fans? Tim Hortons runs Buffalo!

people in buffalo dip wings in BLEU CHEESE not RANCH

The opossums are gonna be SO happy with that flourishing fig tree! Most of our figs get eaten before we can harvest them by opossums, the first time it happened when named the lone opossum Figlet.

Shaving to become hotter isn't a thing,, nevermind. https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a36408708/seth-rogen-pam-and-tommy/

Both blink and summon shadow are great spells Emily! Dice Christ just wasn’t feeling it

I was really hoping for some Fraggle Rock discussion😅

I love that Emily is focusing on making a pollinator friendly yard, that's what all lawns should be ❤️❤️❤️

Buffalo native here! Not a ton of Dunkin Donuts in the area, more likely would be Tim Hortons! And no tub of ranch, Bleu cheese is what Buffalonians dip wings in!!! Thank you for the Buffalo representation!!

My eyes LIT UP when Jake supported “Fank” over “Shira,” as my friends have referred to me as Fank for years now 😂 Looks like I’m in the show now 😈

Would also like to say the picture of Affleck flipping off the camera with a “Man, Myth, Legend” shirt on RADIATES Shank energy

Petition for Em start her own bonus live stream or even her own podcast where she talks about gardening! I would listen to hours of that! More plant content pls! 🌱

im here for the flanderization of Henry into a hot person

The imagery of Hank having a dad reaction to finding Zirk and Fia smoking a blunt is fucking hilarious

I love the gardening, and critter updates.

I know the BoB are drug friendly but the Three Mates are a hedge witch, an alchemist, and a cursed sob. And all of their lives suck of course they'd huff on some sthicky icky

The rose was a gift from Melora

I feel compelled to mention a pole arm called a bill hook. Or, a buffalo bills hook if you will

So as someone whom is from Buffalo and loves the bills....it would not be dunkin it would be tim hortons annnnnd we don’t use ranch for actual Buffalo wings...we use Bleu Cheese chunky bleu is the best

Hope you’re feeling better Murph! Thanks for the cast!

I'm sorry, my otp is HardWon and Murph.

need the gang to know that Buffalo does not in fact have a lot of Dunkins, it has a high amount of Tim Horton's bc it's so close to Canada via Niagara Falls lol.

The Guisarme from the artwork came true. Witchcraft!

Saying you want ranch with your wings in buffalo is begging for a fight

https://thorshirts.com/product/etid-rugby-buffalo-bills-american-football-team-shirt/ this is the shirt I see Henry in dropping hot wings

1. All I could think about was "A Rose For Emily" and now I'm traumatized again. 2. As soon as Jake said Brad Pitt, I just KNEW it was Irish Boxer Mickey O'Neil Pitt, I just knew it. 3. Excellent work as always.

Snatch Pitt is such a prime Pitt to chose!

its actually incredible how many plants I have that just come from birds pooping seeds into fertile soil. Literally have a tree from it.

Artificers are wild, but I don’t think there is a single class that is as focused on a single attribute score as Artificer is on intelligence. It affects almost every class feature you get in some way, either by how much of a bonus you get, or how many times you can use it. You gotta get to 20INT as soon as you can.

Hooray!

wow i'm obsessed with the fact that jake thought no one could see his brad pitt icon on d&d beyond which means it was just for him

The real ship is Fia and Arreana here let's be real folks

I'm SO confused about how old Fia is.

Snatch Pitt lmao

I googled Ben Affleck coffee and it’s canon

A Rose for Emily is a great song

Round of applause for the crew and all they do. You deserve a medal

Make sure you put your die out in the moon

Hope you’re feeling better murph!

I hope this means Murph is feeling better!

Yay!!