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April 23, 2021

Trinyvale - One Shot: PROPOSAL IMPOSSIBLE

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Welcome back to Trinyvale! After saving the world from a deadly fate, the Triplets relax in their newly-acquired private castle, but can barely make it through the Friends theme song before they're interrupted by a close acquaintance bearing dire news! Jens pops a question, Onyx becomes a grandmother and Nyack gets bugged (again) as the Trinyvale Trio fight to preserve the future they worked so hard to build!

CREDITS

Editing by Terence Wiggins (@TheBlackNerd)

Sound Design, Engineering & Post Production by Daniel Ramos (@Schubirds on Twitter & @Dr.Schubird on IG)

Inspiration for the Flashback System was provided by "Blades in the Dark" by John Harper & Evil Hat Productions

 

MUSIC:

"Trinyvale Intro and Outro" by Emily Axford

“City in the Clouds” by Emily Axford

“Where the Mountain Meets the Sky” by Emily Axford

"Danzi: Wind Quintet Op 67 No 3 In E-Flat Major, 2 Andante Moderato" by Soni Ventorum Wind Quintet

"The Infinite Cheeks of Destiny" by Jens Christian Tvilum

"The Journey of the Three" by Jens Christian Tvilum

Comments (78)

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Kid Chaos, the pride and torment of the podcast · May 10, 2026

I really think the Jens and Aster ship name should be Jester

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Asteroid · December 24, 2025

I worry about my chosen name being too feminine but this ep gave me such gender euphoria hearing about Prince Aster. Thanks shitheads /affectionate

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brooke parker · September 26, 2025

can someone please draw these rings??

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i am a smapphire · July 16, 2025

Ok while I am in the third relisten I have to admit I must've fully skipped over this one so WHAT a delight to consume nee triny for myself ughhhj I JUST WANNA FLYYY

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Johnny Otto · July 3, 2025

Every time Onyx says co-queen it sounds like something else hilarious

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Elizabeth Gunn, sickly but cruel · June 24, 2025

Just got weirdly excited that Caldwell knows about Duluth (MN represent)

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The Grinch (feral) · March 2, 2025

Legitimately want to get a ring or a tattoo that says “what do you mean “other boyfriends??””. Depends on how broke I am at the moment lol

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Invader Jimm · February 1, 2025

I love how unapologetically crappy the triplets are 🤣

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Amy Bergeron · September 30, 2024

I am just enjoying a relisten these last couple of days and the unhinged, very Trinivale Triplets move of creating four rings and giving the least nice one to Aster truly cracks me up 🤣

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Witpending · August 16, 2024

The flashback mechanic is giving me such strong encounter planning envy

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Witpending · August 16, 2024

The beginning bit with the glitter was so funny that I absolutely spewed mouthwash all over my bathroom 🤣

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Stefan Maroni · May 26, 2021

I was in my dollar store and at the cash I saw that they had Butterfingers, and immediately I thought of Emily saying "Butterfinger BB" which made me chuckle so I bought one never having eaten one before..... Holy crap. That was an experience that I will uh.... Not relive. Lmao

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Priyanka Patel · June 4, 2021

what was it like - they're not a thing where i live

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Paxton · May 9, 2021

Caldwell really is the good boy

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Lucia V. · May 6, 2021

I think this might be my favourite episode of anything ever, I love how Duncle Dadwell just rolls with the chaos the triplets bring, HILARIOUS

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Coleman · May 6, 2021

Chaotic neutral

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Douglas Soucier · May 4, 2021

I missed these "triplets" a lot. :-)

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cass skateboard cass · April 28, 2021

Murph's clutch, final Sugar Ray reference was fucking extraordinary - I absolutely LOST IT laughing. It was so genius. Y'all must have come from that magic tree, cause you're all gems.

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Yamaha Hero · April 28, 2021

This. Is. Insane. LMAO

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Aspen · April 27, 2021

thrilled that the long outro song is back. in early episodes I was like why is this neverending, but fuck, when that tiny chorus goes for that high note? and then the dissonance? and bam into the drums,,, I go apeshit every time

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GREGORY WAGNER · April 26, 2021

I loved all the sound effects in this episode. I think the sound design in Trinyvale really adds a lot to the podcast.

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King ETL · April 25, 2021

I love Trinyvale its so hilarious almost had an asthma attack laughing

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Eric G · April 25, 2021

Cant wait for the party ape wedding 💒

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Scott Hewson · April 24, 2021

Murph’s Dinosaur Jr. reference so visual, what a look

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · April 24, 2021

The triplets are perfectly, preposterously, petty!

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Andrew G · April 24, 2021

I’m not even 15 minutes in and I’m already cracking up. The last time Trinyvale came back after a long break, I was CRYING, because I forgot what shitheads they are lol I hope this continues toward tears for me. I need it

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FusRohNahSon · April 24, 2021

Love to hear these irredeemable bastards are still honestly awful people

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Geraint · April 24, 2021

Every time they say co-queen I hear it as coke ween 😳

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Scott Hewson · April 24, 2021

I live for this level of goof

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Mr. Scribble · April 23, 2021

I feel like this trinyvale ep was trinyvale scaled to 11. I couldn't handle it. I had to take a break.

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John · April 23, 2021

Man, Jake really comes into his own as Nyack. I love it!!

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Owen Rath · April 23, 2021

This might be one of the best pieces of d&d audio ever - Caldwell is a creative genius

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Claire M · April 23, 2021

How did you know I had been wanting to relisten to trinyvale? 😭 I love them so much

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Mouse · April 23, 2021

the Trinyvale triplets are such terrible people, I love the unbridled chaos of it all 😂

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Maya B · April 23, 2021

I LOVE trinyvale it makes me burst out laughing but it's simultaneously the most stressful and cringey thing on the planet and in high doses might be fatal.

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Scribli · April 23, 2021

I absolutely adore Murph's occasional enormous fits of laughter. It always feels like he's taken by surprise by how funny something is. I love it ;_;

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Madeleine D · April 23, 2021

I love these idiots SO MUCH. Thank you Duncle!

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mayf · April 23, 2021

Trinyvale is my favorite. I love them triplets.

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jick · April 23, 2021

feeling a ~representation~, dying bc apparently there are armenians in trinyvale. dr mikaelian! shat lav caldwell-jan.

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Not Another D&D Podcast · April 23, 2021

Hahaha happy to oblige! I live near Little Armenia in California, and have had way too many Nazooks as a result. Thanks so much for listening! ~Caldwell

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Nathan Poulson · April 23, 2021

yooo, MN reference!!

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StarsPaw-Pawn · November 25, 2023

Loooved the Duluth shoutout! 💖❄️🌨️

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Kelly Varanay · April 23, 2021

I'm immediately cackling, that intro was incredible!

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Karlin Compton · April 23, 2021

Shoutout to the person in the CoE who has a name very similar to mine! 💪🏼

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Dana A · April 23, 2021

not even 15 minutes in and the ABSOLUTE CHAOS 😂😂 so so beautiful, thank you duncle and triplets 😂😂

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Mad Dungeon Mama · April 23, 2021

I'm can only be Jaaareeeeeed! These maniacs are a glorious shit show and I love them!!!

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Mason McCauley · April 23, 2021

I would truly love to see all the cursed rings so I can use them in my campaign

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Michael Fujii · April 23, 2021

If Murph was DMing, the second the third PC attacked the tree, Jared would have turned hostile so fast. Duncle Caldwell is too nice. 😂

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Sand Panda · April 23, 2021

This was 👍👍👍👍

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Libby Norris · April 23, 2021

Actual goldsmith here. Delightedly listened to this while setting up a sapphire wedding band 😂. The puns were perfect! (Also support your local independent jeweler)

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Saru · April 23, 2021

💕💕💕💕 I love the triplets

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SaltyBurrito · April 23, 2021

I was praying for Jens to name Blavin and Keychain as dual best men at that moment

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Casey Miles · April 23, 2021

Incredibly surprised to see this but I love it! I had just gone back and re-listened to the Trinyvale campaign because I loved the creativity in different encounters for it and now I come back to the main feed and find a new episode of it!! Love the creative fights and encounters and mechanics you Duncle Caldwell comes up with.

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KellyTheFallen · April 23, 2021

Within the first ten minutes of this I caught myself saying out loud "God I missed these idiots" lol

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Thomas Ricketts · April 23, 2021

Gonna have to relisten to trynivale now

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Ton of the Kirk · April 23, 2021

Jerrod Jewlers, I love it Duncle.

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James Wagner · April 23, 2021

The sound effects in this were amazing

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Bob C · April 23, 2021

Nothing sums up this episode like a direct quote from Jake in the episode "...I mean my god..."

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Liz Ruifrok · April 23, 2021

Ooh, look at Duncle taking Blades in the Dark inspiration!

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jackalope503 · April 23, 2021

T-T-T-T-Trinyvale! The triplets are back and as horrible as ever! ❤️

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Nick Johnson · April 23, 2021

I wonder if Caldwell was inspired by Blades in the Dark with the flashbacks? It's such a fun TTRPG

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Pamphleteer · April 23, 2021

That's what I immediately thought of too!

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Tim Sauerland · April 23, 2021

God, I love the sound design for the Trinyvale episodes. All the stings and musical cues are sooooo good

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Lee Blatchford · April 23, 2021

I'm not even ashamed how much I'm looking forward to this!!

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JessMayWin · April 23, 2021

cant wait to see Jens joined in holy Matri-money ... in the UK here it's 9am start of work day - this has given me something to look forward to after work!!!

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Lee Blatchford · April 23, 2021

Also UK and my hand was reaching for my phone to check if this had posted before my eyes were even fully open...I may have a NADDPOD problem!! Lol

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Michael K Merkle · April 23, 2021

Now that they have unlimited money on the next adventure they will all have plus 5 everything and I do mean everything

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JVLN · April 23, 2021

Duncle/Dadwell has blessed us. We're not worthy.

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Wyatte Copeland · April 23, 2021

That record scratch had me doubled over 😂😂

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K · April 23, 2021

You are too good to us Duncle!

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Arwyn Robinson · April 23, 2021

Thank you Duncle Caldwell!

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Frank · April 23, 2021

Not going to lie to y'all, I'm going to listen to this right now. Sorry :/

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Trev braxx · April 23, 2021

Night was made with the incredible trinyvale drop from Duncle Caldwell

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joel · April 23, 2021

I am so ready for these lovable shitheads to turn full heel. I will order Jake a pizza if I hear anything even close to as sassy as "Maybe she should hold this bag of fucking gloves" from Nyack in this

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Baron Swan · April 23, 2021

I love every adventure. But Trinyvale & Hot Boy Summer will always hold a special place in my heart.

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Janaga · April 23, 2021

Right as i was looking for something to listen to on the graveyard shift, frickin nice

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Emily Kelly · April 23, 2021

caldwell.. thank you so much..

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Canid Duality · April 23, 2021

Let's go!