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March 12, 2021

Eldermourne - Ep. 16: Curses & Cliffhangers

The Third Mates get some more intel from Kenley, then head off into the mountains to find Batilda. Fia becomes a climbing machine, Henry embraces the outdoors, and Zirk is vulture food. 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Jazz Piano Medley" by Tri-Tachyon at SoundCloud.

"Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford.

"The Valley of the Frigid Death" by Emily Axford.

"A Giant Among Men" by Emily Axford.

"Kenley" by Emily Axford.

"The Blade and the Smith" by Emily Axford.

"Hospitable" by Emily Axford.

"A Friend For Life" by Emily Axford.

"Young Love" by Emily Axford.

"The Pact" by Emily Axford.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"A Memory" by Emily Axford.

"Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.

"The Lonely Autumn" by Emily Axford.

Comments (57)

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riskutforthebriskut · May 13, 2026

im on my 3rd relisten and just realized Alec P. is the guy ive been watching on youtube shorts for like 2 years hahaha small world

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Compound27 · February 26, 2026

Shadow residue = Scum "So, Fia..." Made me giggle

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Lauren · October 12, 2025

"You fuck me with the weird way you think my wife" is peak romance to me

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Hapyy · May 31, 2025

“Every time I open a book there’s a bit of wetness”! I just laughed so hard out loud at work I startled the dogs into barking, I’m a dog groomer.

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The Wizard Syndicate · May 11, 2025

bape

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Camilla Jefferson · April 21, 2025

bape

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Cody Zimmer · March 18, 2025

Jake must have finally gotten that shirt.

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Bryce Peterson · February 17, 2025

Caldwell: “I just listened back; Jake was the one who said patchwork.” Murph: Nah Edit: I realize now though Murph actually did say it 😅

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Austin Wiggin · October 24, 2024

Zerk did a dang good job scaring that yeti

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soyyyyyysauce · January 8, 2024

“You fuck me with the weird way you think, my wife” is the MOST ROMANTIC THING IVE EVER HEARD 💖💖💖

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soyyyyyysauce · January 8, 2024

That’s GOALS

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Ethan7480 · February 28, 2022

Jake saying “Bape” when murph described the creature in the cave was one of the funniest thing I heard this episode

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Henry · July 13, 2023

Same. I had to pause the podcast because I kept repeating it and dying

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CallMeButters · March 29, 2021

Love you all and what you do. But murph, it's Devil May Cry... not Devil May Care.

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Austin S · November 4, 2023

For the game it’s “Devil May Cry” but for the phrase it’s “Devil-May-Care attitude”

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1man2hands · March 22, 2021

"You fuck me with the weird way you think, my wife"

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Moonlit Ghost · March 19, 2021

"I look for a light sword around the bounty hunters body" surprised no one asked to look for one.

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Zane C · March 17, 2021

Fully unsure if I might be just missing it every time (wouldn't be out of character for me tbh) but I'm not sure I heard my name in the CoE shout-outs? If it's there, where did I end up?

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Not Another D&D Podcast · March 17, 2021

Just doublechecked and yes! Your name is included. Should be after Matthew J and before Michael S the Gender Nonconforming. ~Caldwell

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Bat-Fran · March 16, 2021

THANK YOU!!! I was desperately in need of another podcast to binge, plugging thre black halflings has literally made me so much happier about my 14 hour shifts 😅😅💜💜

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Kane Lusk · March 15, 2021

I love episodes like these that are light in combat but still feel crunchy and tell a moment-to-moment story

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DungeonMama · March 14, 2021

"You make meaningful eye contact with the yeti" is the most D&D sentence I've ever heard lmao

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John · March 14, 2021

One 👏 Big 👏 Trench 👏

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Nicolas Paré · March 13, 2021

That intro had STRONG short rest vibe:p

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Jamjam · March 13, 2021

Amazing episode! you painted so many amazing pictures in my head that I just wanna draw fanart all day. Sadly I‘ll probably have to skip the next episode though cause I have really bad arachnophobia :( but I‘m sure it’ll be great!

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madmmole · March 13, 2021

i just have to say as the vice president of a collegiate climbing team i’m a long time listener of the podcast and hearing them talk about climbing this episode is literally the best thing ever!! this is the content i live for

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Janaga · March 13, 2021

My players are most likely going to be traversing a mountain range soon. Definitely helpful to hear how Daddy Murph ran it

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Erin Paxson · March 12, 2021

Trying to make it just a couple more miles to the next resting place gave me big time vibes of the summer my friend and I walked the camino in spain. Always trying to get to the next hostel, hoping its only a couple more km away. We listened to NADDPOD on that trip! I remember the boobs were in the elemental chaos at the time ❤

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Sabrina Bernaby · March 12, 2021

Murph!! How could you just take that NAT 20!? RUTHLESS!! MY HEART!!!! AGJHGDUIHBS😂

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polyglottal cracker · March 12, 2021

I legit thought Fia was gonna be all, "Don't hurt it!" and heal the yeti like it was a lion with a thorn in its paw.

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Holly · March 12, 2021

Did anyone else get a flash back moment when zirk was trying to mimic the yeti call?? Sent me back to the swamp of moonstone and the bev mating call fiasco! I was on the edge of my seat until he rolled and thankfully it worked! Love naddpod!! 😍😆

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Brother Lagniappe · March 12, 2021

Finally we get more Fia digging content. Definitely stealing that climb mechanic for my home game. Thiccsode

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Emily C · March 12, 2021

Tbh, I'm not sure why the CCC have full trust in Kenley yet. He has created vampire spawn slaves, which seems like a sort of bad guy thing to do...

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Sabrina Bernaby · March 12, 2021

I think the explanation for why it was "ok" for Kenley to make that one person a vampire spawn is because that one person was supposedly a bounty hunter sent out to kill him.

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Sidereal · March 12, 2021

Objection! Centrifuges are for separating things, not combining them. What you’re looking for is a vortex machine, which vibrates test tubes real violently to mix the contents.

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Sharktopus Reckoning · September 30, 2026

I was thinking the same thing lol

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Tonks · March 12, 2021

Murph you can’t trick me. That was Luke Skywalker in that Yeti Cave lmao

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Jordan Lyons · March 12, 2021

Only 3 minutes in and already I have to throw a can-of-rosewater-on-a-ski-slope to Murph for stopping the recap music for his Sprite aside and picking right back up with it. 😆😆

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Sabrina Bernaby · March 12, 2021

Thank you for bringing attention to this I found that so funny 😂

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Jesse Smith · March 12, 2021

I always wait for Friday to check for naddpod! My two favorite pods come out on Thursday (naddpod and the tmg podcast) so Friday at work im laughing like a hyena all day. Thank you for all the hard work to bring us this awesome show

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Owen Hickey · March 12, 2021

My gosh, new to this Patreon and only just found out the amazing Emily Axford scores this entire show. my mind has been blown! another amazing episode!

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BRayne7 · March 12, 2021

Fia’s diminutive for Zirk of “Zirkuska” is super close to her calling him the Russian word for like tapas/hors d’oeuvre or more literally “little snack” which is adorable.

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Hero TJ Quinn · March 12, 2021

omg i am so blessed by this knowledge thank you

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Stuffandsuchrqg · March 12, 2021

"why does falling feel so familiar!?" lol Caldwell channeling beverly energy

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lilly smoke · March 12, 2021

Its cuz he gave zirk the adult Beverly voice lol keep zirk away from tall ledges

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · March 12, 2021

Sweet! Yet I can't seem to put down this Emily-recommended Priory novel at this time!

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Arwyn Robinson · March 12, 2021

Omg I was totally thinking about how poor Emily was going to have to write all this music for kendley. I fucking died laughing when she told Murph off for all the work he was making for whoever had to score the show. 😂😂😂

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Marc A Cleveland · March 12, 2021

Holy cow I'm still awake for this!

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FusRohNahSon · March 12, 2021

They wouldnt put cliffhanger in the title and end on an actual cliffhanger....right?

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Arwyn Robinson · March 12, 2021

Thank you daddy Murphy!!! Rose for you!

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Driftwood747 · March 12, 2021

Press x to rest at bonfire

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Nicholas C, star of every film ever made in Bahumia. · March 12, 2021

Hoo boy! Here we Go!

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Frank · March 12, 2021

I FELT IT POSTING WOAH

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Wit & Whimsy · March 12, 2021

Thank you to Murph and Team for providing these audio oasis! Y’all are awesome and truly help 😊

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Colin Cochran · March 12, 2021

One of the great things about working graveyard shifts: I get to listen to these at work! Bless you for making my Thursdays.

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Max Roniger · March 12, 2021

Atleast im not the only one at work waiting for this to come out!

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Kyle Knutson · March 12, 2021

Yes!!!