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March 5, 2021

Eldermourne - Ep. 15: Portrait of a Blade

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The Third Mates travel down the river to Innerborough, where they happen upon a spooky scene. Henry gives himself an unfortunate haircut, Zirk shows his fangs, and Fia finally gets some answers. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Passage Way Ambience" by Dpoggioli at Freesound.org.

"Kenley" by Emily Axford.

"The Blade and the Smith" by Emily Axford.

"The Scales Reprise" by Emily Axford.

"Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford.

"Hospitable" by Emily Axford.

"Henry" by Emily Axford.

"Spare the Spritely" by Emily Axford.

"The Witch's Hut" by Emily Axford.

"A Friend For Life" by Emily Axford.

"Young Love" by Emily Axford.

"Montgomery Manor" by Emily Axford.

"The Pact" by Emily Axford.

"Two for Tea" by Emily Axford.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"A Memory" by Emily Axford.



Comments (62)

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Taylor · March 6, 2026

The Happy Little Secret comment Murph made was a perfect joke for the moment lol

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Compound27 · February 26, 2026

"I am a WITCH!"

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Amy Bergeron · May 22, 2025

Aw this is my second or third re-listen, and Fia's casual "silver is my favourite colour" when talking to Kenley feels really sweet knowing all that's coming 🥹

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Bryce Peterson · November 6, 2024

The riverside-touching sequence was so perfectly done. Couldn’t stop laughing.

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Mars Cat · June 4, 2024

The vials of tears instead of cum got me 😹. Glad to have Caldwell back as well, congrats on the little one.

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Sami Kerwin · February 9, 2024

“hold me back” has to be one of my favorite bits, it’s always so funny

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k.allen · November 9, 2022

Jakes very casual "hey centaurs" when Murph was talking brought me much joy lol

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Squirrelly Girlie the not very girlie squirrel · September 15, 2022

I absolutely loved the intro.

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Bulbarat · May 22, 2021

You guys are wrong about grappled and restrained. When grappled, your speed becomes 0 and that's basically it. Restrained means your speed is 0, attacks have advantage on you, and you have disadvantage on dexterity saving throws. Incapacitated is when someone's can no longer take actions or reactions. I'm sorry but it's really annoying whenever you don't let restrained players attack

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Summer Tribe · August 13, 2026

tbf grapples could use the buff, tho with no map they're pretty close to calvinball anyway and it's much harder to evaluate what's useful

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Martin Paluoja · March 12, 2021

Just heard the name Kenly(?) and I cannot stop hearing this instead: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yqVVv97pKGk

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Bryce Peterson · September 22, 2025

The link doesn’t work anymore but I’m betting it was a clip of some truly beautiful singing. “Do libba-dibby dow chuuu”

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Castle · March 12, 2021

Would love to give a rose to Murph for doing 3 familiars. My husband would like to know just how crazy you and your campaign are. I tell him only crazy good.

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · March 9, 2021

The bang gang! The nicknames are piling up!

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Andrew G · March 9, 2021

Spriteal gives off so much K.T. energy now that he can speak. it’s also hilarious that Caldwell voiced the toxic parasite K.T. in Trinyvale, and now HIS familiar is the one who’s one step from being problematic OTP 👾+🧚‍♂️

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Crane · March 8, 2021

Caldwell has got to draw Spriteal in his homunculus armor for the next monster of the month. That would be so cool.

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Andrew G · March 8, 2021

I am fucking CRYING LOL - CUM

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K. Zachary Neese · March 7, 2021

I am just dying to know... Hank Hogfish = Forty Six & 2?!?!?

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Richard Morales · March 7, 2021

Caldwell basically made the Flatwoods monster

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madmmole · March 6, 2021

caldwells intro and emily’s music (around 13 minutes in) has made my heart so very warm

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MLEbug · March 6, 2021

Why do I want bangs, now?

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Charles Weak · March 6, 2021

56:34 - Hey there Centaur

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Anton · March 6, 2021

Chooo choo

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Max Telmer · March 6, 2021

Absolute banger of a sode, keep it up yall 🙂

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Crimson Claw · March 5, 2021

I'm *pretty* sure the sprite is calling caldwell "pa-pa" but it really sounds like "Baba" to be as I just really like that for some reason

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Bonky Fiasco · March 5, 2021

Absolutely love that after a few months away, the first order of business is to ensure that everyone on the boat has bangs.

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MetalForTheGods · March 5, 2021

Caldwell needs to draw the group painting!!!

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Erin Paxson · March 5, 2021

I also got bangs after my last break up

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Mad Dungeon Mama · March 5, 2021

Loving the development for Henry!!! Probs my favorite of the choo choo crew ❤️

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Hero TJ Quinn · March 5, 2021

.....lads is anyone else getting some absolute Poly Triad Potential off these guys? 👀

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That Boy Lenin · March 5, 2021

Hey y’all, great episode. Did want to let you know the version uploaded for podcast apps (at least for iOS) has has mis-edited ad insert after the first ad break at about an hour in (like 1:05:00 or so). And welcome back Caldwell, congratulations on the rugrat.

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Bradley T · March 5, 2021

Such a great return for the Choo Choo Crew!! Also truly can’t thank y’all enough for inclusive storytelling. I teared up a bit with the queer love story. <3

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Tian Stele · March 5, 2021

This podcast and Dimension 20 showed me a lot how important this is. I'm happy for you :-)

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Ninja Nissie · March 5, 2021

So good to have the third mates together again!!

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Tim Leuenberger · March 5, 2021

So excited for their trip to the temple. I hope there will be some puzzles.

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keysi ellle · March 5, 2021

oh mannnn what an ending! choo choo centaurs!

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The Great Zarquon · March 5, 2021

"What's your name?" "Hugh Monculus"

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Quizzing With Scoundrels · March 5, 2021

Oh we love a thicc sode

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Maia Costea · March 5, 2021

Caldwell playing a character that gets to invent things and mix things is such a fun playground for all of us <3

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Pork Chop · March 5, 2021

Thank you Conkwell. It’s good to have you back.

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The Great Zarquon · March 5, 2021

We're back, baby!

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Taleisha G · March 5, 2021

hook lightning and sinker! you got me cracking up immediately this one was so good!! Lou will be missed but it’s so dang nice to have the gang back

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Paxicon · March 5, 2021

It's been great having Lou guest star, but man, hearing that horn blow when Caldwell returned was just perfect!

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Dmkampz · March 5, 2021

Thank you for all your hard work!

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Katy Tacik · March 5, 2021

HONK HONK

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Mick · March 5, 2021

What an opener for Caldwell. True hero with the honk.

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Matt Atkinson · March 5, 2021

Love you guys. Thanks so much!

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Michael K Merkle · March 5, 2021

Great episode guys. Glad to have Caldy back and what a cliff hanger Murph. Can't wait for the short rest.

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thedragonllama · March 5, 2021

So good to have Caldy back! Also... did the Choo Choo Crew / Third Mates just gain another name? #BangGang

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Larileini · March 5, 2021

Jakes "Hey Centaurs" broke me up so much!

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lilly smoke · March 5, 2021

My god 20 minutes in and ive almost fallen back outa my chair laughing at least three times! send a medic!

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Andrew G · March 8, 2021

lmfao I fucking ruptured my diaphragm laughing so hard

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Kyle Knutson · March 5, 2021

Yay Caldwells back baby

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Arwyn Robinson · March 5, 2021

Thank you father Murphy!

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Driftwood747 · March 5, 2021

Three cheers for the Third Mates and their new daddy returning!!!

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Jordan · March 5, 2021

Sweet! Hope you enjoyed your time off Caldwell!

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Jake of all Trades · March 5, 2021

Thank you for all your hard work.

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wilson menary · March 5, 2021

We are back baby

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Addison · March 5, 2021

Ready for a thick sode!

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Erik · March 5, 2021

YEASS THEYRE BACK

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shahshahsbizadv · March 5, 2021

Welcome back!!

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Frank · March 5, 2021

Ah yeah baby