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January 15, 2021

Eldermourne - Ep. 10: The Would Be King (w/ Lou Wilson)

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The Hexbuds prepare to do battle with the King's half-brother, but face a string of moral quandaries along the way. Jabari goes for the kill, Tarragon attempts diplomacy with a giant monster man, and Corbeau the Crow dons his mask once more. 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Medieval Marching" by Yap Audio Production at Freesound.org.

"Medieval Marching and Chanting" by Yap Audio Production at Freesound.org.

"Court of the Boy King" by Emily Axford.

"Sea Beast" by Emily Axford.

"The Lonely Autumn" by Emily Axford.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Soul Coins" by Emily Axford.

"The Hexblood Centurions" by Emily Axford.

"Harrenford" by Emily Axford.

"All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.

"Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford.

"Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.

"Angels & Devils" by Emily Axford.

"Conspiracy in the Clouds" by Emily Axford.

"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.

Comments (85)

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Amanda Samperi, Dungeon Docent in Training · June 18, 2026

I love that I recognize Emily's music in here from campaign 1 🩷🩷

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Melissa Shilale · March 26, 2026

Emily and Jake manifesting Substack towards the end

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Compound27 · February 22, 2026

Man, I missed Lou's whole vibe lol

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dryptid · February 25, 2024

emily's minnesotan-esc accent for tarragon is so fantastic in juxtaposition with her whole backstory , the accents you all can do are so entertaining

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riddle me grinch · September 26, 2025

It's giving Marge Gunderson

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roomwithoutawindow · July 17, 2023

Jabari the Safari gives a legendary performance

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Alvina Ophiuchus · September 8, 2022

I know this is old, but as someone who lives like 20 minutes from Buffalo and works at a gas station convinience store that sells beer, it is so weird to hear about our cult outside of the region.

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Ryan bettis · August 19, 2024

x c zz de buzz uh m mods mmzzzzzz am

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Joelle H · January 5, 2022

I fucking love this arc

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1man2hands · February 10, 2021

"A nineteen and a crit, get in here and look at it you BITCH"

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Nova · February 14, 2024

This was so iconic of Emily

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Mike Reilly · January 21, 2021

I find it hilarious that Jake and Emily as players have such a hard time being bad characters and Lou is straight up ready for d&d murder. lol

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Sabrina Bernaby · January 21, 2021

Can Lou just stay!! Like when Caldwell comes back (miss him so much) can Lou just also be here. He could play Bookvar or Shank!😂

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Matt Crowther · May 23, 2024

Such an old comment but Lou should've played Shank!

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GREGORY WAGNER · January 19, 2021

Jabari is making GOOD decisions! Great episode, I loved the end so much! I'm super interested to see where the group goes from here, it seems like both "kings" are a problem.

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Alfie Wild · January 19, 2021

Jebroni

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Kay · January 18, 2021

Really enjoying the background music! As someone who has auditory issues with separating sounds, I really appreciate how the music is truly background and doesn't impede on the verbal action at all and instead enhances the mood. Thanks for all the meticulous editing!

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GREGORY WAGNER · January 19, 2021

Yeah, the music is great. I particularly enjoyed the music from a few episodes ago when the group was on the boat and sort of having "back story" time. It totally made the mood.

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DC47 · January 18, 2021

Good ol'Jabari...doing it like Frankie Sinatra - The Avalanches

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Lucia V. · January 18, 2021

"He has a dad-bod" does anyone know which short rest they discussed this on so I know exactly what to picture?

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DC47 · January 18, 2021

Last I checked, the most accepted dad-bod example is leonardo dicaprio... it's really not a good look.

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A Mo · January 17, 2021

#onestrapthetabard

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Frank · January 17, 2021

WAIT, how cool would it be if the Hex Bloods are the villains later on somehow in the ChooChoo crew's story, but in their own story they believe themselves the hero ?

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Whitney Peterson · January 17, 2021

I literally audibly giggle every time I think about the "jabari the safari will take you for a ride". This is so exciting to see how these characters are charging in and doing high stakes and are now in the shit. So excited to see where everything goes!

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Chelsea Barron · January 17, 2021

Love the hexbuds soooo much!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Wizard Sanctuary · January 17, 2021

do we know what subclass Corbo and Jabari are?

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Will reeves · January 17, 2021

I believe Jabari is a kensei monk, and I think Corbo is a way of mercy monk but I’m not too sure on that

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Julia V · January 17, 2021

Go Bills! I live in Buffalo and the energy for tonight’s game, and the playoffs in general, is palpable. I’m jazzed you guys are invested and watching the games! Also I’d 100% subscribe to an Emily (and maybe Jake) newsletter.

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Andrew Gilson · January 17, 2021

What a crazy episode

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Luke Swannell · January 16, 2021

A bed of roses for Murph pulling an entire scenario out of his arse. Just amazing! Great plays from everyone as well. Love it when I plan *almost* comes together!

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Frank · January 16, 2021

This arc has had me full on laughing out loud while listening for the first time in a while. And the eps are flowing so well, you guys are killing it!

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tacticalgrandma · January 16, 2021

I v much would subscribe to Emily's newsletter!

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Ben from Cleveland · January 16, 2021

Here me out, team. what if... when King Caldwell returns... Lou just... stays. Forever. I need this. Please

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Kayla Holmes · January 16, 2021

My friend who's not big on social media started sending out newsletters with updates about their life, funny stories, and silly stuff like ratings of animals they had seen and it was my favourite thing... I would love nothing more than an Emily newsletter

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Garrett Morrow · January 16, 2021

All the bits with the Side Flap were great! One of my favorite jokes

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Renkohl · January 16, 2021

Gotta say this was the single thickest 'sode of naddpod for me. You guys are really outdoing yourselves.

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D'ran Dana · January 16, 2021

Every episode for the past 2 years has been a blast but what happened this episode?? Lou is right, Its SO SEXY

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Crits · January 16, 2021

Idk what it is about this sode but it's one of my favorites ever

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Ian Phippen · January 16, 2021

One HUNDRED percent in on an Emily newsletter about literally anything

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Omegassist · January 16, 2021

We got give a round of applause to Murph, could never tell that whole session was improvised and it was still so well runned😆 Or maybe I just rolled a nat 1 on my perception/insight check when I was listening to the episode

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Arwyn Robinson · January 16, 2021

Couldn't help but imagine them all running like Naruto through the woods

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CW · January 15, 2021

The Hex Buds 🥺 👉👈

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Matt Pearce · January 15, 2021

Can't believe you guys didn't go with "Degeneration Hex".

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Katy Sloan 💖 · January 15, 2021

PLEASE come to Buffalo!!!!

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Zane Stewart · January 15, 2021

They should create a mechanic for how well the dragon rose is doing. Similar to the way that Caldwell kept track of trinstagram followers in trinyvale.

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Joseph Wood · January 15, 2021

Jabari the Safari, do you wanna GO?!

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Barbie Pootsky · January 15, 2021

Tarragon channeling Bev energy with that Evil and Good couplet

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Logenthar · January 15, 2021

I never wanted this episode to end

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MetalForTheGods · January 15, 2021

One of my favorite episodes of the entire podcast!!! Hilarious 😂😂😂

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thedragonllama · January 15, 2021

I think how Jabari feels fighting again with his HexBuds is just how Lou feels playing Jabari with his IRL buds haha YYYYEEEEEEEEESSSS-SAH!

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Krista Ray · January 15, 2021

Ha what timing. You joke about newsletters but i just ditched social media and have a newsletter instead 😂

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Julian Smith · January 15, 2021

jabari the safari. Hightower with the power 😱😱😱

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Julio Ortiz · January 15, 2021

I love how Murph has made it canon that Gatorade exists in this world and in Bahumia

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BucarooBonzi · January 15, 2021

Loved the episode! Just FYI there are tons of NADDPODers here in Western NY and would love a buffalo show! GO BILLS!!!

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Maia Costea · January 15, 2021

Jake's voice for Corbeau reminds me of Neebs from Doraleous and Associates (youtube animated thing), took me a while to figure out why it sounded semi-familiar.

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D'ran Dana · January 16, 2021

Oh snap!

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That'sGaboob · January 15, 2021

Laughed so had at Lou 2 crew roll. What a way to spend my Friday morning.

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dungeons and daddies · January 15, 2021

Jabari the Safari is canon I'm crying 😂😂😂

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TonyB · January 15, 2021

Wow, hear Murph slowly witness his players throw his entire cool army battle encounter out the window and then instead have to create war camp infiltration mechanics on the fly.

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SeeYouAnon · January 15, 2021

I know it's a coincidence but Tarragon the Dragon is a character on an old British children's TV show that I had on video as a kid for some reason. I think it was to teach kids about herbs

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Holden Spencer · January 15, 2021

I don't understand the repeated reference to Terragon's dimples

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Christina Eng · January 15, 2021

Love this dynamic

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · January 15, 2021

Jabari the Centuari? Tarragon the Paragon? Really dig the Safari! Canon!

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Her Majesty, Claudette · January 15, 2021

"Don't make it canon noooo!"

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mayf · January 15, 2021

This is some of the most I've ever laughed at an episode. Most at The Safari

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Cedin Fredric · January 15, 2021

Totally off the rails and I love it!

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lilly smoke · January 15, 2021

I am enjoying the absolute savagery from murph. He will have his player kill and i look forward to the heartbreak!!

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Jack McReynolds · January 15, 2021

When Emily said she wanted use her elbows instead of fists on that one guard I immediately thought of Calvin Kattar ruining Jeremy Stephens entire year with his elbows.

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James Wagner · January 15, 2021

COME TO BUFFALO!!!!!

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Derrick Collins · January 15, 2021

Jesus Christ. This is out of control lol

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Space Cat · January 15, 2021

The Safari!!!! Let’s go for a ride!!!

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MLEbug · January 15, 2021

There's definitely something wrong with me that I keep trying to tell them the rules of battle etiquette when this is a recording and they can't hear me. 🤣🤣🤣

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Connor Noonan · January 15, 2021

NADDPOD, you guys make my fridays that much better 😁

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Arwyn Robinson · January 15, 2021

Daddy Murphy! You bless us with an episode early!!! I can listen to it before I go to bed tonight instead of having to wait until tomorrow morning! 🤩

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Dayton Thorpe · January 15, 2021

This podcast literally saved me from a mental breakdown. It brings calm and joy to my life. Thanks to the crew

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tyalaman · January 16, 2021

Damn bro, I hope you're feeling better now and the new day has been kinder to you. but it's always a good day when naddpod posts for sure.

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K · January 15, 2021

Woooo!!!

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Ben Steen · January 15, 2021

Helping me get through this overnight, thanks papa Murph!

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Terran Benedict · January 15, 2021

Came for Cameron Diaz, stayed for Lou Wilson. SHOUTOUT TO THE LOU CREW!

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shahshahsbizadv · January 15, 2021

This pleases Jabari

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wilson menary · January 15, 2021

Wow Murph! I can’t believe you killed Lake. brutal call as a dm to kill Jake’s dog in episode 2

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Her Majesty, Claudette · January 15, 2021

Just so you know I watched this entire episode terrified because of this comment.

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Jake of all Trades · January 15, 2021

Thank you DM Murphy for posting this blessing. I appreciate all the hard work that goes into it!

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Casey White · January 15, 2021

Thanks Murph.

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Gandarf de Grape · January 15, 2021

Haven't listened yet but the Corbeau dons his mask once more description gave me a bit of a chill. Can't wait to listen.