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January 8, 2021

Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 9: Hexblood (w/ Lou Wilson)

Check out NADDPOD's Patreon exclusive after show! This week, we discuss the events of Eldermourne - Ep. 9: Hexblood. 

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gandalfsbignaturals · August 22, 2026

the rock deserves to join the naddpod nightmareverse

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riskutforthebriskut · May 6, 2026

on my 3rd listen through c2 and i always forget how much i love the hexblood arc haha taragon and jabari are some of my fav naddpod universe characters

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Sam · March 6, 2026

that edit was so smooth 😭😭

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Veronica S · February 11, 2026

“The heart of Elmo, the body of The Rock.” - NADDPOD 2021

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Old Man Ballz 03 · March 14, 2024

Illeism Wikipedia entry led me here.

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Kozai · February 23, 2024

Okay, I also have to add that the ending really did make me want to tear up!! The fact that Murph added Caldwell’s ending. 🖤😭

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Kozai · February 23, 2024

God I am so in love with this short rest!!! I’m so four-hourly-in-love with it. 😭

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Fia (but not Boginya) · July 2, 2023

Looking back now, Jabari "The Safari" Hightower is on that Famous Illeists lists, unfortunately not above the Rock, but he is on it

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Nikolaus Cox · March 10, 2021

Snap snap. That ending had me in hysterics!

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JigMink · January 22, 2021

snap snap

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Dracothea · January 19, 2021

Lmao I love the random ending!

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Darius · January 15, 2021

Love the turtle dice 😂

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William Jones · January 14, 2021

Incredible. Lou Wilson, my man.

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Lisquander · January 14, 2021

Audibly screamed at Caldwells send-off lmfaooo

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GREYFOX!!!!! · January 14, 2021

Fucking 🐢 🎲 me haha

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Hamish · January 13, 2021

I loved how much laughing was in this ep. love you guys

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Jack Campau · January 12, 2021

I was lifting weights while listening to this and when the topic of the Rock chasing Emily around the house came up, I cracked up laughing and dropped the dumbbells while they were over my head and almost broke all my toes. Thanks for making me laugh so hard that I almost caused severe physical trauma 😂

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Professor Pratt · January 12, 2021

Michael has decided that he too will speak in the third person from now on. Michael loves “Jabari is making good choices today” and will make this now his mantra. Michael is sure his coworkers won’t find this a problem and will gladly join him for early morning burpees and random acts of calisthenics. Michael bids you all a pleasant day.

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Ian Reilly · January 12, 2021

It really felt like Caldwell was there at the end 😭😂

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Julie V Eckert · January 11, 2021

"Cool.......Jabari is making good decisions." made me LOL 😂 Lou is a joy

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Adam Clobes the ASMR Aasimar · January 11, 2021

Yes the Hexbloods are all friends again but can they say they're Lake's best friend no sir Council of Elders 1 Heckbloods 0 Also love the addition of Lou, hope to hear him again even after this story

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Jeff Merrill · January 11, 2021

The Lou "Let's Go!" That's the voice I hear in my head when I am working out. Also the voice I hear when it's time to go Home. Also the same voice I hear when the crosswalk says I can Cross. Just a multipurpose Phrase.

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Laurawr · January 11, 2021

So funny! Cameron Diaz really didn’t pull her weight though

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Gregório Avellar the goblin rogue warlock that is happy because Brazil is not that dystopian anymore · January 11, 2021

I'm not a believer put I love chaos magic and similar things XD...I have all sigils of goetia djiins I'm my right arm, plus some other devils/demons I admire XD

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Gregório Avellar the goblin rogue warlock that is happy because Brazil is not that dystopian anymore · January 11, 2021

And I just don't know if I say that I have 76 tattoos or just 1 big one XD

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Cody Hlobik · January 11, 2021

Was the name of this world based on conquerors of eldermorn from the background of some episodes of steven universe!?

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Jake C · January 10, 2021

Love the Caldwell Cameo 😂

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Ganonbort · January 10, 2021

I cannot believe they didn’t talk about prophet Cain or (im pretty sure) the ashes pf Zirk’s mentor!! Like holy crap Murph this is just linked so well

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Nick · January 10, 2021

The scene with Jabari and the glass window made me guttural laugh because it reminded me of the exact same Fia scene outside the bar

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Joey · January 10, 2021

Y’all I’m so excited about Corbo! And even though his shtick of being a wannabe-deep-guy is real fun, I’m making a connection to something actually deep as heck called a “koan” in Zen Buddhism. According to Oxford dictionary a koan is “a paradoxical anecdote or riddle, used in Zen Buddhism to demonstrate the inadequacy of logical reasoning and to provoke enlightenment.” And Britannica says a “characteristic example of the style is the well-known koan ‘When both hands are clapped a sound is produced; listen to the sound of one hand clapping.’” So, it seems, there’s something useful about being deliberately confusing! All that said, I’m only an outsider white guy reading a book about Zen so there’s a high likelihood that I’m off track in making any comparison to a religion I barely understand.

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Rachel · January 10, 2021

there was no reason for that sign out from caldwell to make me as emo as it did

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Zhade · January 10, 2021

Ah it's good to hear Caldwell in some capacity. Our good ol dad collector who's joined his own collection.

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Frank · January 10, 2021

WHY WAS THE CALDWELL THING AT THE END SO SAD LMAOOOOO

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Tim Ankenman · January 10, 2021

My god. Please for the love of all that is holy... GET DWAYNE JOHNSON ON THE PODCAST😂

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John · January 10, 2021

Lou, you have broken my heart by advocating for Tim Ferris 😭😭😭

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JorgeAgoias · January 9, 2021

It was really nice to hear Caldwell at the end🐢🐢

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MLEbug · January 9, 2021

I want turtle dice 🐢

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jaydon · January 9, 2021

Hearing caldwells voice was a blessing thank you daddy Murphy , also can we bring back frozen 2 spoilers?

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William Tague · January 9, 2021

These might be my favorite characters

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Matthew Nielsen · January 9, 2021

I absolutely love that all the characters have already had an arc. Like Lou’s character loves the king but he has learned there are things more important than duty it’s just so interesting to see veterans in a party.

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Vonvonvon · January 9, 2021

YAL HAVE TO FACE A FOE NAMED "ROCK"

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Kevin Smith · January 9, 2021

Would you rather fight 1 The Rock sized Elmos or 100 Elmo sized the Rocks?

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Thomas Bjørn Hansen · January 9, 2021

Honestly that ending just made me miss Caldwell

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Martin Paluoja · January 9, 2021

Yogurt and sour cream are not interchangable you maniacs!

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Taleisha G · January 9, 2021

Random Caldwell did not disappoint thank you so much

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DMCDawg · January 9, 2021

I can’t believe Murph didn’t get a rose for making them roll dexterity checks with disadvantage when they tried to do a real hug.

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SamBean · January 9, 2021

Mad respect for Lou letting his character be duped even when he as the player knows better. It's such a hard position to be in but he played loyal Jabari very well.

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Garrett Morrow · January 9, 2021

Excellent job with the Caldwell edit, sounded totally natural!

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Driftwood747 · January 9, 2021

What sprouts did Emily grow? Have you tried growing any microgreens? Its been my quarantine hobby!

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Diana · January 9, 2021

1) Loving Lou's energy and insight on everything 2) THE ENDING, Murph you fiend!!

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Roxx Ram · January 9, 2021

Emily doing chaos magic is the most on-brand thing I've heard all day.

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Ashley P · January 9, 2021

I fucking love the ending lmao amazing idea!

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Michael Webster · January 9, 2021

I became a naddpole a couple months into lockdown, and the episodes/short rests provided so much needed entertainment and inspiration for how I was running/playing D&D. Thankyousomuch -Burt from Ohio. But being caught up and having to WAIT for new episodes is ... NOT GREAT BOB.

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Kenny Parker · January 9, 2021

So Emily is 6 lvl cleric 5 monk what are the others?

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Ganonbort · January 10, 2021

They’re just straight lvl 11 monk im pretty sure. Jake is way of mercy, Lou is kensai as long as theyve kept to the session 0

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Erin Paxson · January 9, 2021

Emily and Jake, you mentioned briefly that yove read some sobriety memoirs! Are there some that you would recommend? Incredible first episode, Im so hyped about this arc!!

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Professor Pratt · January 12, 2021

I’ve been enjoying Laura Clergy’s book. She is very honest and funny. Technically the Alcoholics Anonymous, known as the Big Book in AA is the memoir of founder Bill W. The “12 steps” came from those first people who came together. It’s a very dated book, in that the first edition came out in the late 1930s. So from a historical perspective (I have a degree in history) it’s a great snapshot of his generation. Good luck. Even if you aren’t an alcoholic, these books tend to be interesting “there but by the grace of God go thee” stories. If you are feeling you might have a problem they are good baselines to measure yourself up against.

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Andrew G · January 9, 2021

Rollin with the turtle diccce Also question Murph if you see this but is the sorceress’s physical appearance we met based off of Mesaana from WoT? That and/or Yennefer ? Mostly asking cuz the ravens and they’re two of my favorite magic wielders in fantasy

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Iamtheskullboy · January 9, 2021

Yennefer would make sense, Murph did say he based this world off of the Witcher. Plus the Hexblood’s are basically an Eldermourne version of Witchers. It’s rad.

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Elizabeth S · January 9, 2021

Snap snap!

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Kellie Cthulhu · January 9, 2021

Goth 👏 Self 👏 Help 👏 Is 👏Cool 😎

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Connor Noonan · January 9, 2021

Love the turtle dice edit 😂😂

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Hannah & Pedro · January 9, 2021

Was already loving Lou's character and then he dropped the Heironymus Bosch-esque tattoo description 🤌

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Nova · January 8, 2021

Don’t remember when Emily asked but I totally do chores while listening to NADDPOD and seeing this come out first thing this morning made it a whole lot easier to start them 💖

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Saru · January 8, 2021

Addressing yourself in third-person like Jabari does is also that is common in japanese high school girls. I have very limited experience with the rest of japanese society but i did go to a japanese girls school for a year and a bunch of my friends said their own name instead of I. Since you also address other people with their name rather than using "you" I don't think it's that odd in japanese to use the third person.

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Iamtheskullboy · January 8, 2021

We need a one shot of the Hexbloods vs The Rock

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Delene Beauchamp · January 8, 2021

On the cooking conversation: my dad taught himself to cook by just watching a lot of Jaques Pépin (sp?) shows where he talks about cooking processes and techniques instead of following recipes to a T and he both loves cooking and is very good at it :)

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Arwyn Robinson · January 8, 2021

Also I read Tools of Titans my Tim Ferris, which for people who aren't familiar it's a massive collection of interviews he does with people, but they are supposed to be various prestigious people (Schwarzenegger is one of them for example). I enjoyed parts of it but most of what I got out of it is that rich people are fucking nuts and do weird shit that think make them successful.

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Arwyn Robinson · January 8, 2021

Now I really want to read a DM self help book written by Murph. 😂

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Barbie Pootsky · January 8, 2021

Ending with a random Caldwell is a master stroke. Bravo, Murph

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Nolan Childerhose · January 9, 2021

Turtle dice fit oddly well after the Entourage chat, lol

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Bob C · January 8, 2021

I loved Jake not taking part in the ritual at first. That idea that yeah we have known him his whole life but life ends for everyone was so good. And his joining in the moment everything went bad was so dope. Roses for days

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Michael Singer · January 8, 2021

Was watching drawga and Caldwell said something about deflating babies? Plz tell Caldwell that baby deflation is ill advised

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Fraser Connell · January 8, 2021

Hope Caldwell and his family are doing okay and I love the Lou crew!!!

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iliketodrawdinosaurs · January 8, 2021

Lol listening now. Miss Caldwell but I'm loving Lou!

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Barbie Pootsky · January 8, 2021

Jabari is my ideal self

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martijn · January 8, 2021

I love the lou crew

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Seth Kay · January 8, 2021

Literally the very minute I finished the episode this came out. 😁