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December 31, 2020

D&D Court: Pee Breaks, TikTok the Sorcerer, and the Player's Judge (w/ Lou Wilson)

Court is back in session! Supreme Crit Justices Axford and Murphy are joined by guest Judge Lou Wilson. Dungeon Bailiff Jake presents your cases. Thanks to everyone who submitted!

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Chareth Cutestory · March 22, 2026

Origin of the Mavrus chronicles: players who love coral

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Compound27 · March 16, 2026

1) Can coral survive out of water and not take damage? 2) sorry coral doesn't exist in this world lol 3) Emily is the best

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Stephen · February 9, 2026

For the record Justice Murphy definitely said sex room

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AgedGouda · February 12, 2026

“This next room”

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Drew Faber · January 25, 2026

One of the greatest Murph cackles @36:51

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Drew Faber · January 25, 2026

As someone who was in an a cappella group in 2015-2017 in college, I take offense at the implication that a cappella people don’t party /s

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Mortimer Lunch · November 9, 2025

Commenting to confirm Murph definitely said sex room

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Lindsay S · November 14, 2025

I for sure heard sex room!

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Ian Mcilwean · July 1, 2025

I love Murph saying he sides with rule of rules. Then just being completely wrong. That is how it works RAW.

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Meghan · November 6, 2024

Such a good epi, I relisten on the reg

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Ryan Higgins · April 12, 2025

Me too. Murphy definitely said sex room.

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Martlet Sable · October 12, 2024

A crit causing negative effects= Hank Hogfish's Jacket.

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Brahigus · September 9, 2024

Spoilers for campaign one. Bye Murphs own logic akarot did not kill Genma.

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James Muscat · August 14, 2024

I also heard sex room HAHA

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Travis Kyznar · April 4, 2025

It's my first time listening and I'm 100% sure we all did

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JB · February 29, 2024

I’m just listening to this for the first time, and it’s good to see Brennan adopted Lou’s leveling system for Worlds Beyond Number

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Jay S · July 9, 2025

I'M GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT THANK YOU

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Gravesnear · December 13, 2022

Technically coral is a colony of organisms.

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SoupLightning · August 22, 2022

Chris Perkins, works for wotc, ran a game with Penny Arcade for a long time. Chris allowed inspiration to be held or passed to other players by players not by characters so i would have sided with the player.

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Summer Tribe · September 3, 2025

Chris has a much stronger design pedigree than JC

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Katherine Fortner · June 11, 2022

Regarding the killer familiar, I think Murph's examples don't fit the situation. The Warlock controls his familiar and directs it using a bonus action on his turn. So the question isn't "if the familiar goes rogue and kills someone would you punish the warlock or the familiar?", the right question would be "if the warlock orders his familiar to kill someone, would you punish the warlock or the familiar?" The whole point of this case is that the familiar isn't acting independently. It is a summoned spirit which is magically bound to its master and acts based on its master's will. It isn't "going rogue" when it kills for the warlock in battle. It is serving as a weapon under the warlock's direct control. I would rule differently if it was an allied animal, under the direction of a druid or something, but familiars are an extension of the caster. They do not have the freedom to act independently. I would not consider them to be responsible for a murder. They are a weapon. The warlock is the killer.

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Nicole V. · April 12, 2022

this is like a yanny-laurel situation. first time listening to this ep I heard "next room," relistening to it now and I heard "sex room" and I didn't even remember the moment was coming so it wasn't because I expected it

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Alex Gibson · October 15, 2021

Definitely sex room

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Samuel hunt · June 30, 2021

Definitely heard sex room

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Bulbarat · May 19, 2021

I heard sex room, or at least "ex room" so my brain filled in the rest

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Nick Wesell · March 17, 2021

I heard k'nex room

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Nikolaus Cox · March 9, 2021

I also heard 'sex room'!

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Brendan R Colquitt · March 9, 2021

Summon familiar is a spell. Meaning that you killed the enemy with a spell ergo ypu killed him

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Michael Marchand · March 4, 2021

For one rare time, I disagree with Murph RE: the familiar not counting as a kill for the Warlock. I was on his side, until his reasoning could be used against him. "When the familiar dies, does the Warlock die? No!"... If the Warlock used a weapon to kill the barbarian, it would count as a kill for the Warlock, but the Warlock doesn't die if the weapon is destroyed. Also, using the bonus action to make his Find Familiar spell do damage isn't much different than using a bonus action to make the Heat Metal spell do damage. It's part of the spell... and the spell that the Warlock cast is what did the killing.

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That Boy Lenin · February 17, 2021

I am so late to the game, just wanted it to be said I squeeled a little bit when Lou began talking. I love that man and his sultry voice.

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Kyle W · January 27, 2021

It was sex room...

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Stephanie F · February 2, 2021

He absolutely said sex room 🤣

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Nick · January 26, 2021

No matter how many times you listen to it...it was sex room

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Whitney Weltz · January 25, 2021

Acapella Law & Order theme for your delight https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m6IXZPF7C3o

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Lauren Katz · January 25, 2021

Sex room... for sure.

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Brandon Harris · January 20, 2021

I too heard sex room.

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Gary Jimenez · January 12, 2021

I also heard sex room

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Debra Wasson · January 7, 2021

With all do respect justice Murphy if you use a sword to kill someone you would go to jail and not the sword

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Summer Tribe · September 3, 2025

Due

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Claire M · January 7, 2021

I relate to TikTok's DM, as one of my players is a tiefling wizard named Hüt Cheeto

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Tech Adept Crafts · January 7, 2021

I listened to this today. For the first time since finding NADDPOD in October 2019, I have nothing to catch up on. Loved the court session. Agree with all the rulings and am very interested to see where arc two.

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Donny · January 6, 2021

I am listening to this for the 2nd time, and I can say with absolute certainty that Murph said "sex room."

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GayIndoorTyler · January 6, 2021

Or Ally as a guest for an arc. Can you imagine the pure chaos of Emily, Caldwell, and Ally in one game?! Poor DaddyMurphy would have a stroke. Lol

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Billette · January 6, 2021

I'd love to see Ally Beardsley on a D&D court.

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Jaxon Letendre · January 5, 2021

Brennan needs to be in the next court episode.

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Luke Hawkins · January 5, 2021

Just wanted to say you guys are great. Lou is fantastic also and the dynamic still feels just as NADDPOD as ever (all the best to Caldy and his family though)

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michellemittens · January 5, 2021

I absolutely adore D&D court. Hearing about other games is hilariously wonderful.

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Noah James Perito · January 5, 2021

Voice from the lower court: if people polymorph you too much, pick or homebrew monsters with the immutable form trait!

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Jacob Stockton · January 5, 2021

Maybe I am the only one that feels this way, but I would really enjoy to hear Brennan Lee Mulligan on an episode of D&D Court. I feel like he would love to take a peek into these different campaigns and even way in with his own opinion and experiences

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Alex Volkov · January 5, 2021

I propose entering the "Case of the Apes and the Hole" to the Supreme Crit Justices, May it Please the Court. I am the DM of a couple of campaigns taking place in a world called Ardicil. Recently, to ring in the New Year, and mainly to vent my frustration at certain players, we played Tomb of Horrors. They went through multiple traps and many rooms with ease but eventually came to a room with three Chests. After opening a few chests and doing the required tasks/combat, they opened the chest that summons a Giant Skeleton. After a round of combat, our Firbolg Druid chose to Conjure Animals, and summoned four CR 1/2 Apes to the room which swiftly stole the bones of the Giant Skeleton and beat the hell out of it. Upon realizing the room was complete, the Druid and Party attempted to leave, the caveat, the only exit was a small crawlspace which I estimated to be a 3 foot diameter, but on further review found to be a 3 foot by 3 foot square exit. I posited that the Apes would be too wide at the shoulders to fit through the hole, which was subsequently met with immediate backlash from >all< of my players, stating that there was no way that an Ape WOULDN'T be able to fit through that hole. I proposed that after working at a Zoo for a while and specifically working near Western Lowland Gorillas, I KNEW that they wouldn't fit. My players then proceeded to bring up the point that our Druid is a Firbolg, and is thus 8 feet tall, and wouldn't be able to fit in the crawlspace by my logic. I suggested that a humanoid build is different from a Great Ape build and that Firbolgs, being humanoid, could crawl on their arms and legs to fit through. That did not help my case as now I would have to backtrack and either remove the Druid from the room or leave him stranded in there... After a lengthy argument, my biology major mind took over, and said "Screw it" and chose to do the rapid research instead and had them roll on a custom table, to figure out what type of "Great Ape" they conjured, even though the spell allows me, the DM to pick any CR 1/2 beast. (For those curious, they rolled and got a Bonobo, a relative of a Chimpanzee). The Bonobos fit through the hole, but I question "Did I get wronged by the players getting to roll for a Bonobo?" or am I just a salty DM who had the belief that the creature named "Ape" references a Gorilla. And on the topic of the Firbolg, could a Firbolg technically fit through a 3 foot hole? Or am I being unreasonable there as well. In the end, we came to an agreement, one that was Biologically true to what an "Ape" is, and the game kept moving, but this is just to prove a point to my bastard players (I'm talking to you Ismat, Jinn and all the others who listen). In essence, my players hate me lovingly and I hate them just as lovingly, sometimes without the love, and all is right in the world of Dungeons and Dragons. ~ Sincerely, Alex / Perigast.

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Logenthar · January 4, 2021

Absolutely said sex room! That was an unfortunate pronunciation of "this next room"

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Freen · January 4, 2021

Received my lawyer Paw Paw in the mail today and my dog immediately hired him to sue me. Tough luck. :/

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Stephen Jay · January 4, 2021

I also heard sex room. And rewound to double check 😂

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Thomas · January 3, 2021

Naddpod almost got me trapped under heavy weight. I was on my final set of a bench press and then "sex room" happened and I laughed just enough to lose my strength and get stuck 🤣

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Sarah · January 3, 2021

I heard Sex Room

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Nick Carr · January 3, 2021

Can I listen to these on Apple podcast or just in here

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Marley McDonough · January 3, 2021

There should be a link for an RSS feed that you can enter into apple podcasts. I think instructions came in an email with my initial Patreon subscription.

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Jake of all Trades · January 2, 2021

1000% said sex room. Literally went back and listened

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Daniel Green · January 2, 2021

Amazing episode guys! Lou you are a spectacular addition to the courts! Wishing Caldwell and Suz all the best during this crazy exciting time for their family!

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spiflication · January 2, 2021

also on pg 125 of the PHB: "Additionality, if you have inspiration, you can reward another player for good roleplaying, clever thinking, or simply doing something exciting in the game. When another player character does something that really contributes to the story in a fun and interesting way, you can give up your inspiration to give that character inspiration."

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David Greenwood · January 2, 2021

Yup, heard sex room before anyone mentioned it and definitely did a double-take. Looking forward to more D&D Court

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spiflication · January 2, 2021

wait no

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Julie V Eckert · January 5, 2021

....unless

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spiflication · January 2, 2021

SHOUT OUT TO SEX ROOMS

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Paxton · January 2, 2021

Where do I find more of these

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Lady Haeli · January 2, 2021

Also heard sex room.

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David Pugh · January 1, 2021

THIS NEXT ROOM. Murph didn't enunciate the N in next.

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Beta · January 1, 2021

I absolutely heard sex room

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Phil van Houten · January 2, 2021

I legit had a moment of thinking “are they just going to let sex room go?” before Lou stepped in.

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Michael West · January 1, 2021

Lou was right I also heard Murph say sex room

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Joe Somerville · January 1, 2021

100% said sex room. Lou womped Murph

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Julia Austin · January 1, 2021

I read the comments before listening to this episode... just reading about sex room killed me.

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Cyborg Version of Josh the Kobold · January 1, 2021

Good evening and may it please the court: There was no sentencing for the final case. Crit Justice Murph usually delivers the sentencing, but was the dissenting Crit Justice in this case, so I object and submit an appeal on behalf of the sanctity of the Supreme Crit for Justices Axford and Wilson to deliver their sentencing here.

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Rob T · January 1, 2021

Hearing Sex Room from Murph was jarring and hilarious

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Cj Ferrigno · January 1, 2021

Got em with the sex room

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Joey Swanson · January 1, 2021

Murph's got plans in the sex room

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Matthew Strasiotto · January 1, 2021

I definitely heard "sex room" but my brain course corrected to "next room" because I just KNEW murph couldn't mean it

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Patrick Harry · January 1, 2021

My house provides a divided opinion, I too heard sex room while my wife heard next room! It is confirmed from my view that Murph is planning some weird scenes for the special!

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Belle · January 1, 2021

oh man, lous gonna get his first wall of text for the sex room comment

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Jake the Accountant · January 1, 2021

We can all agree Murph said sex room

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Kenna L · December 31, 2020

Where can I submit dnd court cases for the future?

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Nathan Wilson · January 1, 2021

They posted about it here on patreon, and that thread has around 250 comments. Just scroll down the feed a little bit

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Beav · December 31, 2020

I also heard sex room

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Jayden guerra · December 31, 2020

I heard sex room

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Frankenjam · December 31, 2020

Am I the only one that thought of Tik Tok from Return to Oz rather than the app? I'm pretty much the same age as the cast so it would be in their movie watching prime.

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Frankenjam · December 31, 2020

Here he is https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tik-Tok_(Oz)

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tyalaman · December 31, 2020

Murph said this next room but now it sounds like sex room. It's like those Disney clips.

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Dorothy Cooper · December 31, 2020

I would like to concur with two sentiments from my fellow commenters: firstly, I think the DM in the Inspiration case is wrong and Inspiration is a tool for encouraging good role-playing and fun games and not a character action, and it is not supported to rule out someone extending theirs to another player. And I also heard Justice Murph say sex room.

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Dorothy Cooper · December 31, 2020

Er, to clarify, to rule out someone extending theirs to someone else when their character is unconscious. Based on a VERY stringent reading you could argue that it would require the player receiving the inspo doing something to warrant it, but imo that is an unreasonably harsh take.

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Adam Haikal · December 31, 2020

Objection! Inspiration does not require an action on the part of the character but instead is a player driven act that acts on a meta level. A character being unconscious does not impede the ability for the character's player to "reward" another player with advantage on a roll per the use of inspiration.

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Scott Archer · December 31, 2020

I heard sex room

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Dr.Bees · December 31, 2020

The language of water walk says that you ascent underwater at a rate of 60ft per round. This doesn't make water a solid object, just that it push you back, you can hold yourself underwater the same you could hold yourself up on a ledge.

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Anton · December 31, 2020

I heard sex room lol 😂

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Caleb Gardner · December 31, 2020

Yeah Murph 100% said sex room.

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Eagledink · December 31, 2020

What server are you guys playing wow on???

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Arlo Linn · December 31, 2020

Justice Murph definitely said sex room, but what's worse is he lied about it. I say he be disbarred for his transgressions.

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Semi-Sweet JP · December 31, 2020

I heard "this next room" but now when I relisten all I hear is "sex room." makes you think.

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michaelopolis · December 31, 2020

For the inspiration case brought before the court in this episode I would posit “isn’t the inspiration point belonging to the player not the character?” - meaning I would argue the player should be able to give away the inspiration point even when their character is unconscious.

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Peydon Bush · December 31, 2020

Crit justice Murph absolutely said sex room lol

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Emily C · December 31, 2020

Also, what Murph said about Detect Thoughts is basically how the spell is written. It's an initial save against surface thoughts, and if you want to pry deeper the creature has to make a save against getting deeper thoughts, and knows you cast it. So there are tools to divert how much info they get from Detect Thoughts if they pass their saves.

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Smiththebat · December 31, 2020

Ya I was going to post this! The surface thoughts might actually be, “I’m hungry...”. You have to decide to push deeper and then have them fail a save to get the actual good stuff. I actually agree with the DM unless they did the whole saving throw thing and still didn’t give up the info. I don’t think the plaintiff went into that much detail thoughz. Edit: I missed the part where they said that they were explicitly asking them about the cult when they cast the spell. I then totally agree that the cult would be at the forefront of the cultists mind at that point.

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Tyler · December 31, 2020

Truly appalled at the pee break issue....it's so easy to just wait a few minutes for someone to finish, or just let everyone take a peek/water break when the person's turn comes around.

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Melanie · January 1, 2021

I play in a large group and our rule is if you have to step away during a fight you get slotted in the next turn once you’re back. We have a pretty strict time slot for our games so it helps keep battles moving without screwing people out of their turn for being humans.

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Ellie J. Vela (Them) · December 31, 2020

Power Nut Kill

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Emily C · December 31, 2020

Justice Murph most definitely said sex room.

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Smiththebat · December 31, 2020

Yes.

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Austin Johnson · December 31, 2020

I am a research librarian who worked for the district attorney for a couple years. I will absolutely be your law clerk.

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Turner Tush · December 31, 2020

I’ve listened to if 5 times over and murph said sex room no question

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Kerry Kwiatkowski · December 31, 2020

If a coral needs water to survive, wouldn't it take damage and change back into the character? I feel like a coral would have 0.25 hp, they are super tiny and weak, the stone is just a byproduct they secret.

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Rob T · January 3, 2021

Was just think about this. Polymorph doesn’t make water so us it just dry coral that will quickly die. I read coral can survive for hours taken out of water, but i think pure dry coral is done for in a few rounds

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tacticalgrandma · December 31, 2020

I was not expecting any postings today & two??? Both w Lou??? Thank you guys so much, this made my day!!!

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Garga Lenoir · December 31, 2020

Murph : I have a lot of cool stuff planned in the sex room! Everyone listening the podcast : O_O

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Seasquidley · December 31, 2020

Lou?! It's a dream come true.

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Emily Bell · December 31, 2020

Definitely said sex room. Thought were we back in THAT layer of hell

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Michael Singer · December 31, 2020

Murph hella said sex room lmao

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Brendan Watroba · December 31, 2020

Maybe he said "this next room" That would at least sound closer. But I definitely heard "sex room" Soooosexcited for this next arc with Lou!!!

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Andrew Silverman · December 31, 2020

Definitely said sex room

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Rylie R · December 31, 2020

Legolas v. Snow also sounds like the subtitle of a documentary comparing J.R.R Tolkien to George R.R. Martin.

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Rylie R · December 31, 2020

Yep...sex room it was...or as I call it...the fungeon

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Debra Wasson · December 31, 2020

I hope y’all have Ally as your next guest so you can complet the D20 appearances

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D'ran Dana · December 31, 2020

The first DM is still hearing "Shooting Stars" as he fumbles to infinity on his nat 20 dex save.

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Jude Seimon · December 31, 2020

also am i the Only Person in this comment section who actually heard next room

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Michael Singer · December 31, 2020

Quite definitely

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Jude Seimon · December 31, 2020

small logical issue with the legolas defence: Legolas uses his own innate ability to walk On the snow. However, in the case of this player, they have a magical spell cast on them that causes their body to be pushed out of water. This spell is a set, concrete effect, the player cannot adjust it to suit their needs in the moment, as Legolas can his agility. With this in mind, i dont believe the DM is as completely in the wrong as he is made out to be. I do however, believe he is a bit of a hardass, and probably kind of un-fun

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Garga Lenoir · December 31, 2020

The spell says that you can walk on water, not that you're entirely water repelant. Like, you can walk on the Dead Sea, but you can also grabbed some water and put your hand in it.

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Taleisha G · December 31, 2020

Bahahah I was wondering why nobody commented on it being a sex room

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H-Train · December 31, 2020

i also heard sex room

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Crescent Minor · December 31, 2020

The cases offered this week had a higher asshole concentration than usual; there's not much of a question who's right in the case of a penalized bathroom break. Happily, this group can still riff on a case where it's fairly evident who's right. I'm coming to look forward to the next D&D Court as much as the episodes!

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Garga Lenoir · December 31, 2020

Yeah it felt like /r/rpghorrorstories at some points (where, coincidentally, you can expect stories of people getting dragged to sex rooms)

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Serenity4Jane · December 31, 2020

I love D&D Court so much

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MLEbug · December 31, 2020

Does this mean Lou is in the next arc?!?!?!?

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Driftwood747 · December 31, 2020

Murph. What sort of items do you keep in your sex room? Do you shop at Adam and eve or home depot

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Sabrina Bernaby · December 31, 2020

^we need your answer Brian😂

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Jason Matthews · December 31, 2020

I heard sex room also...and I sentence judge Murph to a sex room in a volcano...lol great court session guys

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Pugachu 123 · December 31, 2020

He definitely said sex room

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megan lee beals · December 31, 2020

I stand with Justice Lou re: walnuts. They would instakill my husband and I've completely lost my taste for them. It's a bad nut.

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Adam Gomez · December 31, 2020

Murph def said sex room I heard you Brian 👀👂🏽✨

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Brandon Haugabrook · December 31, 2020

He said sex room!

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Sabrina Bernaby · December 31, 2020

I would like to testify for the record that I in fact also heard sex room

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Scott Allen · December 31, 2020

I'm so happy to hear Lou in this feed :,) love you Lou!

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Dean Garcia · December 31, 2020

Showering us with precious precious content y'all humble me

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Francisco · December 31, 2020

So much content upload!!! Great holiday gift thank you 🙏🏾

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Mitch (Sigg43) · December 31, 2020

I heard sex room!

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Crescent Minor · December 31, 2020

I rolled it back a few times, he SO said sex room.

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Elizabeth · December 31, 2020

I adore Lou! Though we will miss Caldwell, I am so happy to see Lou on the pod xx

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Johne Johnson · December 31, 2020

Always so wonderful to see these updates 🥰

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Tyler Draehn · December 31, 2020

Hoping my case is discussed lol

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Destiny Rector · December 31, 2020

My hopes for Lou being the new arc guest just went from a whisper of a hope to a hopeful freakout in about 10 seconds

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Jamie Matthews · December 31, 2020

LOU!!!! ive never been more excited to see a guest!! Ahhhh!!

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Dippity_Dip · December 31, 2020

I am in love with this entire cast oh no

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shahshahsbizadv · December 31, 2020

🙏🙏🙏