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December 4, 2020

Eldermourne - Ep. 7: Trial by Scale

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The Choo Choo Crew looks to rescue Syb from certain death... if they can even rescue themselves! Fia gets deja vu when she sees the executioner's scale, Zirk attempts to woo a crowd, and Henry gets into it with his shadow. 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"A Memory" by Emily Axford.

"The Lonely Autumn" by Emily Axford.

"Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford.

"The Pact" by Emily Axford.

"The Valiant Ol' Cobb" by Emily Axford.

"The Scale" by Emily Axford.

"Little Fang" by Emily Axford.

"Toadlimax" by Emily Axford.

Comments (79)

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Lamp · September 27, 2026

Vis-a-vis the parasol; So in Denmark we still use the French borrowword for umbrella (paraply/parapluie in French), which i hadnt thought of before now but thats kinda cool

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Jeremy Voigtschild · August 6, 2026

Doubling down on the Honey Magpie shout out, they are very good and you should go listen to them!!

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Summer Tribe · July 27, 2026

Umbrella also for the sun yall. Umbra - shade, ella - little

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Gustavius · September 9, 2025

A dry toad...

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diintz · June 9, 2025

god i'm SO happy relistening to eldermourne, meds and health stuff have made my hormones go whack and i was in the heaviest depressive episode i've had in many years, and the thrill of batilda literally swooping in cackling is exactly the energy i needed thank you all so much always for creating such amazing characters and stories, they truly never fail to brighten my day!!!

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Meapyboy1234567 · June 16, 2025

I hope you’re doing better 6 days later. They really are the best at making us laugh.

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Bunny 🩷 · January 28, 2025

Honey magpie sounds like they're gonna be hey-ing and ho-ing for their lives 🤘❤️

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dryptid · January 17, 2025

man this episode fucking rules. so many awesome moments, but you gotta love Fia's little "have fun, bitch~"

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April Johnsen · October 8, 2024

Fia's little "please" had me in tears!

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Cianistarle · March 14, 2024

The foreshadowing for dry toads is so fun

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Ryan Putman · January 19, 2021

It's unclear if Fea cast guidance on anyone

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1man2hands · December 10, 2020

I'm so jealous of Caldwell finding a way to make magical tinkering actually useful in game

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1man2hands · December 10, 2020

"My good little baby boy" I'm dyingggg

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Flonc · December 7, 2020

I was wondering - cant Henry attack, then use his movement to back away a little bit, use bonus action to summon Shank in front of him and then do it so that the enemy has to a) Use one of his attacks to get rid of the Shadow or b) take an opportunity attack if he just uses his movement to get to him?

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tacticalgrandma · December 7, 2020

I think Henry would have to take an opportunity attack to create enough space for Shank to appear- RAW might not specify the echo can't move into a friendly space, but RAI is not in favor, since a higher-level echo knight ability lets you use your echo as a shield.

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MLEbug · December 6, 2020

What flavour do we think the scoop of justice is? I vote Coffee Walnut.

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Edward Booth · December 6, 2020

Murph's Batilda/witch cackle gives me life🤣

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SamBean · December 5, 2020

This episode was just beautiful. Amazing work by Murph, it ran so smooth and the flashbacks from the characters were so emotional. And of course amazing work by the players as well, they brought such genuine emotion to this episode I was almost crying on my walk. And I especially love how well the characters work together. The way they built off of each others' actions is something I am deeply looking forward to. Roses all around! 🌹🌹🌹🌹 (Probably my favorite episode of all the campaigns so far)

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Sedona · December 5, 2020

(only fangirling a little. 'love you, Em!♡)

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Sedona · December 5, 2020

Little Fang will forever be Fea's theme song in my head now. Hehe

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Sedona · December 5, 2020

Amazing!

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Sedona · December 5, 2020

Cue Little Fang by Avey Tare

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Not Another D&D Podcast · December 5, 2020

I am a huge Animal Collective fan, and I can't believe I didn't think of this. Murph, however, is not. He graciously took me to see them play Sung Tongs for my birthday 2 years ago, though! -Emily

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tyalaman · December 5, 2020

Unpopular opinion I'm ok with the honks ending...Also one of my favourite episodes of Naddpod ever.

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Kasey Fegan · December 5, 2020

Hank and Shank are the greatest things to ever happen to me. Don’t tell my wife and kids.

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Luke Gembrowski · December 5, 2020

I am really waiting for Hank to have a weapon and just chuck it across the room. This would confused everyone, including the opponent. At the last second, bam, Shank pops out of nowhere, grabs the weapon, and bashes em in.

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Barbie Pootsky · December 5, 2020

Just want to point out that, in addition to Emily Axford, Honey Magpie fans also listen to Sierra Needle, an up and coming musician who loves singing about breakfast foods.

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Brenton · December 5, 2020

When fia uses volk, it should be called a book handling check (and just use history stats)

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Angie Goslin · December 5, 2020

Truly, wonderful episode!!!

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Isaac Lengacher · December 5, 2020

DAMN IT MURPH!!!!!! I agree with Caldwell’s reaction to “and that’s where we’ll end our session”

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Daniel Soto · December 4, 2020

DAMN IT MURPH

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Levaithan · December 4, 2020

My benevolent sponsor shoutout Is great. I have diareah but my muscle soreness is gone. This is a win win situation for my current meds give me both constipation and fatigue.

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Jen M · December 4, 2020

Listening to Honey Magpie, so good!

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Becca_rebaker · December 4, 2020

The intro could have lasted the whole episode and I would have been happy. They crack me up. 🤣🤣😍💎👍

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Vie. · December 4, 2020

I love you to your core murph, but you're a real fonker for ending it there

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Rachel Schapiro · December 4, 2020

How am I supposed to wait a week for the next episode!?

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jick · December 4, 2020

holy shit at the prophet cain. is that an og command and conquer reference?

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Dylan Spezia · December 4, 2020

Thought of a name for the potion Zirk gave to Henry. The “Ear”lixir - It is only effective when administered through the ear canal.

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Elizabeth Harris · December 4, 2020

An insanely good episode! Hoggin’ for MORE!

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Amber · December 4, 2020

This was definitely an impressive 'sode, but what I was most impressed by was Murph's witch cackle

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Stephen C suggests The Thing on the Fourble Board · December 4, 2020

You finally got my paw paw! Woot!

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Jacob Buttarazzi · December 4, 2020

What color is the sky in Eldermourne? I always picture it as a dull orange or yellow but I'm not sure if that's right

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Arwyn Robinson · December 4, 2020

How could you end this episode when you did?!? Murph you monster!!! 😭

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Rachel Langley · December 4, 2020

This was for sure one of my favorite episodes of this season- so amazing!

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Certainly Not Brent · December 4, 2020

love the dazed mechanic! Spectacular episode

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Myka Donati · December 4, 2020

Laughing hard at the "Twooo-twooo" comment

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tacticalgrandma · December 4, 2020

Syb the only person to make a m'lady cool.

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Kayla Holmes · December 4, 2020

I don't think a moment went by in this episode where I didn't think "this is very very good". God I love this show.

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Patrick C McAuliffe · December 4, 2020

Seriously - an all-timer of an intro IMO, clever moves by the PCs, the roleplaying, the combat was super complex and it all came together in really interesting ways, A+ humor throughout.

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tacticalgrandma · December 4, 2020

Anyone else getting major Owl House Eda & Luz energy from Bathilda & Fia?

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LochNeassa · December 4, 2020

I love Murph’s Witch Voice!

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Professor Pratt · December 4, 2020

Am I only one who said “mmmm, toblerone” when Murph said the name of the horror in the pit?

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Scott Durham · December 4, 2020

Getting to listen to these as they come out is the best part of working this night shift of hell I'm not joking my job is pure hell at night it absolutely sucks but this makes it slightly better LOL

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Westin Lanser · December 4, 2020

Henry is the Elder

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Josnak · December 4, 2020

*Galaxy brain gif*

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Cj Ferrigno · December 4, 2020

What a way to end the episode

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Bella Poore-Furolo · December 4, 2020

Naming the baby Little Fang made me tear up for a sec I just think that’s so cute

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Garrett Morrow · December 4, 2020

God, I get so nervous whenever “The Valiant Ol’ Cobb” starts playing. I hope no one dies! Also Murph, I’m really curious to see where you’re going with Shank, I think it’s super cool!

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Broghar The Bugbear · December 4, 2020

I love hearing Murph actually Say Sib Bonkginya out loude XD

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Will Day · December 4, 2020

I am getting such Owl House vibes and I love it

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Sabrina Bernaby · December 4, 2020

“Are you it’s mama or it’s food” omg that hit so hard!!!!

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D'ran Dana · December 4, 2020

Is that Ms. Tick? ♥️♥️♥️

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KatandBen · December 4, 2020

Thank you Daddy Murphy!

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Miles W · December 4, 2020

Great, now I can stress write a paper in styleeeee

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LowlyWorm · December 4, 2020

#bringbackthehonks! or should I say #bronkbonkthehonks

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joel · December 4, 2020

Already devastated that The Honking has ended

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Pork Chop · December 5, 2020

100% worth it to change my name so that the shoutout had the onk.

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The Guy On Youtube · December 4, 2020

Yeet yeet this night be a treat.

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Katy Sloan 💖 · December 4, 2020

I read this in bev’s voice 😄

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Catrena Boylan · December 4, 2020

So excited to join the choo choo crew for another adventure!!!

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Christina Sewell · December 4, 2020

Thank you daddy Murphy!! I needed this to get through finals!!

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Mouse · December 4, 2020

Same, I was so ready to throw my project in the garbage out of frustration

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Anton · December 4, 2020

Hog fish with a plate that’s hot 🤣

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Shawn Connor (DM4Hire.com) · December 4, 2020

In the middle of an impossible feeding with a 26 day old. THANK YOU FOR THIS.

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Joel Boyd · December 4, 2020

Blessed be the daddy Murphy and his gifts

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Ronovena · December 4, 2020

IT IS TIME. Stayin up late to listen 🥰

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shahshahsbizadv · December 4, 2020

Transportation time 😩😩😩

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Arwyn Robinson · December 4, 2020

Thank you daddy Murphy for the blessings you have given us!

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DieBard · December 4, 2020

You bless this night, Father Murphy