Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 4: Ghosts of Thornkirk

I think my greatest dad trait I've developed is the sound I make when I blow my nose

I also have to announce myself like when I'm coming to the kitchen and mom is there I say "I AM APPROACHING THE KITCHEN" or she will jump

I dont think ill ever tire of Emily's laughs. They bring me so much joy. Its great hearing a group be so giggly and laughy.

I love the innocent suggestion of “Sprite Club”, polite yet awkward laughter quieting just before Murph’s simple “no”, and Caldwell’s small explosion of laughter. The timing was all so perfect

My dad also scared kids and animals when watching the Giants lol I think Emily subtly dropped that she was engaged too!

I'm an easy scare, like Emily. If I'm concentrating on something, I won't hear him come into the room and will jump like I'm in a haunted house when he starts talking.

My Dad is the exact same as Emilt's pretty much never yells except if it's an emergency or if he's watching football. Then he's the loudest thing on the planet.

am i tripping? i cant find eldermourne episodes 2-4 on mobile and the search feature is abysmal, nor can i find the short rests for 2 and 3

I'm glad to hear Caldy's trepidation about the Alchemist subclass. it's strong for all of two levels and then its main feature's only improvement at lvl 9 isn't relevant to what the feature actually does, it just is sorta better (not as good as protector cannon one sublcass over), and the abilities the alchemist get don't even synergize with Artificer features, it shouldn't even be an Artificer subclass given how it's treated mechanically and I'm glad that so many Homebrews and things like Valda's just make their own Alchemist class as a distinct thing

Listening to this in June 2021, and I did a spit take at the mention of Steve Kornacki. XD

Can confirm, I listened to this while reading the sink. Podcasts are perfect for chores

All these fae contracts they really should’ve got pawpaw for his legal council. I heard he has reasonable inter-dimensional Estes xD also All the bone talk makes me think of d20’s blood keep, the guy who didn’t want his bones to get wet

I am so comforted to know that Emily is also constantly spooked by her spouse merely existing in the same house. I scream any time my husband quietly walks in any room.

I’m tingling!

So I'm slavic and I absolutely love Fia. Also her sister's name being Irena is great, it was my great aunt's name. Well done by Emily to really lean into the slavic theme for Fia

this was a prime short rest 😂 if bone disrespecters was the first eldermourne merch to hit the store, I would not be disappointed...

I, too, scare my housemate by walking around in my own house. Relatable content!

tingle

When Jake said "My dad did that when I was a kid," about putting the burden to reach out, I have never related to him more. lmao

I just realised how much shadow Henry sounds like Kugrash.

Down for Bone Dusters merch

Next stretch goal: a short Rest with your moms.

I am with you Caldwel, maybe I’m self-centered but if my girl would’ve texted me trouble I would’ve been like oh shit I forgot to do something (but still would immediately call to make sure nothing terrible happened lol)

I mean, I would buy Bone Disrespecters™ merch

Is it just me or did Hank turn into Hugh Jackman this episode. Through both Wolverine claws and shadow boxing like in Real Steel

Hi everyone! Fairly new to patreon and love the short rest! Quick question, Zirk applies poison to the banshee, I thought most undead are immune to poison or is this a variant from Kobold press or some other source?

Upsetting that Bone Dusters wasn’t the file image but another great short rest

The small window we get into everyone's lives with the short rest is truly blessed

No joke. Murph, are we related? My mom texts me with "We need to talk." including the period. I freak out and call her back during work. And all I get is a "how are you, sweetie?"

Bone Spreaders! Spread dem bones!

I'm a beginner Dm and my cousin cloned an anime character called Kaz Kaan from Neo Yokio, i wanted to know how would i make him a true DnD character?

WHY are we just scraping past Bone DisreSPECTRES?? I am begging for this

Bold of you guys to assume we wouldn't buy a Bone Disrespectors hat in a heartbeat.

Did Emily ever confirm whether she leveled up in Wizard or Cleric? If sooo what Wizard subclass? I need them just juicy deetz

So how will you guys run an unarmed fighting style for Jake? I would suggest a monk multi class. It’s a lot of fun.

If Jake wants Hank to be a straight up boxer, there's an unarmed fighting style coming to fighters in Tasha's Cauldron of Everything coming out this month.

Now that Jake said he's never selling a piece of merch I swear to God put it up I'm buying

I don’t typically buy merch, but I’d snatch up a “Bone Disrespecters” t-shirt in a hot minute.

I would 100% buy a "Bone Disrespecters" shirt

All the bone talk reminds me of Avanash from D20 XD

Got my Bahumia map today and IT IS AMAZING. Even more detailed in person! Can’t wait to get one of this world, eventually

I would get a shirt that says "I ain't afraid of no bones", no question

Yo they sent the ghost to the bone zone

honestly the bone heads is such a mood after 'band of boobs'

Im so glad and sad that ive finally caught up after a lil over a month of binge listening 😭

I really hate my last name right now lol

The “Mountain Dewds” needs to be the name of the opposing ski team in Cool Boy Winter. 😂 (the sequel to Hot Boy Summer)

Honestly that Bone Disrespecters shirt sounds dope

Did Emily choose a wizard subclass for Fia yet? I’m pretty sure that’s at Level 2, isn’t it?

What’s the stretch goal for getting Jake’s mom on short rest?

I believe this is the second time Caldwell has ended the short rest with a “rolling with the bone dice”

If I got a text that just said "tingle" I'd assume it was about zelda lol

The loner boners?

I would love a naddmom sode

YES! Love getting the short rest after the day

I have an idea for figuring out the party name, each cast member should come up with a name and then y'all could have us on patreon vote! It could also help to promote the patreon in the main feed

No sexy Chicken Nuggets or Stinky Uncles?

Just finished the ep so love this timing

I can’t wait to see what happens next week to the Graverobbers!

Transporting me two days in row? 😈

Yes I finally caught up today

Perfect timing!