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November 3, 2020

Election Day Mixed Bag Mixtape - D&D Court I-III

Here's the file in the Patreon feed if you prefer to listen here! - Murph 

Fellow Americans, please vote today if you haven't already! You can find your polling place at https://www.headcount.org/. We're releasing 3 episodes of D&D Court from our Patreon to the main feed so you can bring us along with you! Dungeon Bailiff Jake brings audience-submitted cases to Supreme Crit Justices Murph, Emily, and Caldwell who hand down harsh sentences.

Time Codes:

Short Rest D&D Court - (00:00:36)

Mixed Bag of Holding: D&D Court (Part II) - Oops All Edgelords! - (00:51:58)

Mixed Bag of Holding: D&D Court (Teleportation Helmets, Grumbly DMs, & Cluckgane Bowl) - (1:47:30)

Comments (76)

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AdamFett · November 19, 2025

Fun hearing the CoS question after hearing the triplets go through this.

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Hugo Wull · October 2, 2025

Wow, Jake and Emily abstaining truly is the court’s longest-running tradition.

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James (plz make more trinyvale eps) · September 1, 2025

I gotta say… I don’t think drinking a little bit of pool water is gonna kill ya :/

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Nick Lerche · November 29, 2023

"Ah, Reddit-- the lower courts"

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Nick Lerche · November 29, 2023

The amount of restraint the gang shows when Jake mispronounced sahuagin... I mean it's a hard one but that's gold

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Gearbox · June 15, 2023

Going back to this if anyone's still wondering, The Paladin's resistance should have have taken over the Sorcerer's feat. Elemental adept lets you bypass resistance to it's specific damage type, (pretty much if fire is specifically listed on the paladin's sheet) but the paladin had broader resistance to all damage from spells, so that would take priority.

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William Darrell · August 16, 2022

Know this is a couple years late but for the bag of holding, if a player can suffocate it means it is air tight, if it's air tight then it would be water tight

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Nicole V. · October 28, 2023

but they opened it

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Cassandra · February 20, 2022

I know this is kinda useless cuz its such an old episode but there was a court case about whether a character could make healing potions with an herbalist kit and in the players handbook it says that an herbalist kit is used to make healing potions. Xanathats guide came out with the Alchemist kit and the rule changed to be that healing potions can be made with Alchemists kits or Herbalist kits. Either one can make them. Their DM probably just didnt know it was RAW but the player was in the right.

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Mad Dungeon Mama · January 29, 2021

Omg just listened to all these and I'm dying over Strahd with a Ren voice!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I must now run that campaign just execute this madness

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Jacob Dewald · November 26, 2020

At no point in the spell conjure animals does it say the DM chooses the animals. Only that the DM has the statistics for said animals.

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Chris J · November 28, 2020

That is so circumstantial though it doesn't say a lot of things but it does say the things that it does say

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Alex · November 24, 2020

Okay.... Clockwork Soul Sorcerer vs Oath of the Ancients. This comes down to Aura of Warding vs Elemental Adept. Elemental adept states: Choose one type of damage (fire in this case,) spells you cast ignore resistance of the damage type (fire.) Aura of warding states: within 10 ft of you allies gain resistance to spell damage. The Paladin didn't have resistance to fire damage. It had resistance to spell damage. Fire only overcomes fire resistance. It absorbs the spell itself, not the damage type.

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SamBean · November 13, 2020

Okay but fr how much for the rotisserie chicken stream?

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Slippery Pete · November 12, 2020

With regards to the aarakocra case and Jake's initial dissent, it is an interesting consideration that here on our planet we are moving around the sun at about 1509 ft/s. SO, if you go with @Caldwel's definition of 'space', all banishments could potentially return the banished in the cruel void of space. The idea of space can be a lot more relative and zany than we often think it is. I agree with Jake that is the Aarakocra was standing they would be returned to the surface of the boat.

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freakinfugacity · November 18, 2020

I really like your point. However if the DM specified the center of the earth (or their world) as the origin point or reference point of the spell, then the aarakocra would reappear in the sea. On the other hand, if the DM specified the reference point as the ship, then the aarakocra would reappear back on the ship.

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Addie K · November 10, 2020

Can we get some more DM advice on creating a homebrew adventure! I feel like I have many ideas for stories but am not great at piecing them into a campaign.

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Connor Noonan · November 7, 2020

Love the court and the judges. Could listen to this all day. In fact, I might

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MLEbug · November 7, 2020

Whatever happened with Cluckgain Bowl?

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Bunnay Ch33ks · November 6, 2020

Will there be another d&d court? If so, where would we submit our cases?

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Maria Bean · November 5, 2020

Love D&D court - I would seriously listen to a podcast that was nothing but that. Good job everyone!

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Noah James Perito · November 5, 2020

RE: the dwarf who fell off the wagon - even if he had rolled athletics he rolled a nat 1!!! That may not auto fail with bonuses but odds are it would - that 1 was fated regardless of the skill

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shrimpy_senpai · November 5, 2020

This big ol'treat was not only a super sweet and helpful gift for voters but GREAT MARKETING because I'm now realizing how much Murph Caldwell Emily jake content I'm missing out on and...yeah I wont lie major fomo and probably gonna up my patreon subscription lol you absolute genius got me again

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Logenthar · November 4, 2020

NADDPOD is what gets me through being a grad student and measuring insects all day long

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Prince.3ric · November 4, 2020

you want to do a normal boring dnd campaign? what about a suburban mom campaign, dealing with the perils of bake off and cheating spouses. Think about it O.O

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shrimpy_senpai · November 5, 2020

THE POTENTIAL

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Connor savage · November 4, 2020

I do like how the one person who got made fun of for being rich “won” their court case by “bribing” the court 😂

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Unloved · November 4, 2020

I haven't had a rotisserie chicken in a while but I seem to be craving one now lol

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Aidan Bee · November 4, 2020

Can we have a Beverly Dnd Etiquette cotillion? (Thank you for this)

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William Bowen · November 4, 2020

I'm in America, and I'm hoping I don't suddenly have to get a passport out.

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Hamish · November 4, 2020

P.s there’s a H in Herb for a reason 😜

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Hamish · November 4, 2020

I’m Australia and I’m praying to Pelor that you all make the right decision

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Hamish · November 4, 2020

Thank you!

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Britt Murphy · November 4, 2020

From the bottom of my heart, thank you 2-Crew! I voted early, but this will be my soundtrack to distract me from slow vote counting and uncertain results. You can’t imagine how much this helps, this little sliver of joy. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Eric Polk · November 4, 2020

In terms of the banishment spell and the ship, Jake brought up the area of the deck being the spot occupied by the character and the others countered that the wording was 'space' occupied so the ship would move away from that space. The sticky wicket in such a literal interpretation is that the ground under that 'space' is moving. In Earth, the rotation is 460 meters per second so being banished for one second would place the 'space' five football fields away from the original banishment location on the ground. The space has to be anchored to something. I side with Jake on this one.

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Chris J · November 28, 2020

Exactly I thought the D and D rules lawyer would pick up on the idea that the wording in the Handbook refers to the way the game works not the way real life works and when you take up a space or are adjacent to a creature it means different things in real life. Even out of context of real life versus the game, the context of space can mean a lot of things and practically Like to see a couple ways players could argue this weird physics but there's not a lot of spells that would work practically if you were Acknowledgingly that boats move at speed and every spell you cast actually sits In the space you're leaving

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Limboxx Cottontail · November 3, 2020

I am from Switzerland and I can only say I hope for the best for tonight's election... I am actually scared of the implications that the results can bring... Besides that thanks for all the NADDPOD content I am so excited how campaign 2 will turn out, yet I still miss the band of boobs, hope the new characters will be as crazy and entertaining. Stay safe and healthy.

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Felix · November 3, 2020

I am from Germany and crossing my fingers so hard for the US. You guys are great! Wish you all the best for this hard times!

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Alistair · November 3, 2020

Hey sweeties. Already listened to these, but giving free content to encourage voting? Love that for y'all.

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Josh · November 3, 2020

This is marvelous, thank you all for encouraging your listeners to get out and vote!

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Ben M · November 3, 2020

Thanks for the drop. Ended up not having to wait as long as I thought it would be. Only took about 30 minutes.

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thedragonllama · November 3, 2020

So happy for this! Have these ever been available at the $5 tier? Not sure if I have heard any of em, but I could always give a second listen. Thank you, you sweet sweet dice devils!

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Heidi Nehls · November 3, 2020

Dropped my ballot off two weeks ago but still need a long playlist of Entirely Unrelated content to make it through this day. Thanks for covering 2.5 hrs of it!

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Grant Klein · November 3, 2020

Voting now! Thank you for this.

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Austin Boone · November 3, 2020

Release it #release the letter

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Jacob Buttarazzi · November 3, 2020

Also, Jake, #releasetheletter

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Jacob Buttarazzi · November 3, 2020

Okay this is my first time hearing about Cluckgane bowl and I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

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xander day · November 3, 2020

Great job guys!

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Angie Goslin · November 3, 2020

So glad I get to send these eps to my friends who dont use the patreon, these eps have been cracking me up so much and it's truly a joy to get to share them with my other DND friends

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Garga Lenoir · November 3, 2020

Guys as someone who actually pays more to get those mixed bag I'd like to say something about you releasing them for free : That's cool :)

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Rajiv · November 3, 2020

This episode was what I needed today! I am now also invested in cluckganebowl!

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Jack Campau · November 3, 2020

I can't imagine there are many trump supporters in this fandom, but if there are, seriously fuck you.

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Tom Sardo · November 5, 2020

Perhaps maybe we think before we speak. There is no reason to bring hurtful attacks here especially with such huge assumptions and zero knowledge of who these Trump supporters are and what their rhetoric is.

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Scott Craig · November 3, 2020

Releasing a triple-ep in the main feed for people to listen to while waiting to vote is a sweet idea, good on you 2crew

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tacticalgrandma · November 3, 2020

This is hilarious- just this morning I upped my patreon pledge to get access to Mixed Bag for some election anxiety listening! No regrets, will enjoy the rest of the content a ton as I try not to check twitter.

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Not Another D&D Podcast · November 3, 2020

there's still a ton of eps there! the two D&D movie reviews are probably my fave - Murph

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Marisa · November 3, 2020

<3 thank you

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Jake Lusk · November 3, 2020

Have yall figured out your outfits for the Civil war?

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Ben M · November 3, 2020

Oh yeah. Green izon saltwater pants, a long sleeve shirt, my body armor, my battle belt, and my AR. I'm good to go. 👍. Just hope I won't need it any of it.

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Joel Boyd · November 3, 2020

Go vote America, Australia is watching too see if a civil war breaks out. (Be safe, y'all worry us)

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Ben M · November 3, 2020

Some of us are armed enough to be fine.

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shrimpy_senpai · November 3, 2020

I LOVE THAT MY COMFORT CREATORS ARE NOT BEING SILENT ABOUT VOTING AND CARE ABOUT OUR COUNTRY. I LOVE THEM. *already yelling for thoes in the back*

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Con · November 3, 2020

Eating a whole rotisserie chicken during your dnd game is still one of the most incredible power moves I have ever heard of

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Caelan Crease · November 3, 2020

Thanks Murph

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Holly Brewer · November 3, 2020

I was able to thankfully vote by mail! But please everyone voting be safe.

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Darian James · November 3, 2020

I live in Canada but I vote in our elections

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jade tigerstyping · November 3, 2020

Glad more people get to hear D&D court!

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MadZeek · November 3, 2020

T H I C C sode!

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ZZYZZXX · November 3, 2020

I just started to wait in line to vote for the first time can’t wait to listen to this in line

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Jack Lavell · November 3, 2020

Thank you! Much appreciated.

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Theodore Carraro · November 3, 2020

Fuck Trump, I love America, eat a rat

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Gianni Pappas · November 3, 2020

Yesssss already voted so this’ll be great!!

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Bernat García · November 3, 2020

This is not this month's MB, is it?

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Not Another D&D Podcast · November 3, 2020

Nope, just extra.

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Nanda · November 3, 2020

You absolute heroes

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Michael Shelley · November 3, 2020

Now this is a juicy sode