Short Rest Mixed Bag: NPC Build-o-rama!
Check out NADDPOD's Patreon exclusive after show! This week, the 2 Crew creates NPCs using the DM Guide's random attributes table. Listen as the Boobs manufacture deep, insane lore based on extremely innocuous leaping off points!
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Please do another one of these!!
Honestly, she sounds like she’d be a character in Dimension 20’s Unsleeping City lmfao
The dice really do tell their story. I’ll always root for this stripper with a beautiful soul.
The NPC they cast as a villainous professor is actually just straight up Bioshock's Andrew Ryan right?
Bradley cooper was vv Arthur Aguefort tbh
Legend has it that Bradley Cooper landed his role on DnD Honor Among Thieves only because of this episode of Naddpod 🎲
Love this!
I feel like Henriette's Grandma is a Siren, and passed on her natural singing ability to her grandchild.
Do more of these please.
Will most definitely be using Henriette & her grandma in a future episode of my campaign.
*Deep Narrator Voice* In the great city of Lost Angels in the district of Lost Lake a stripper with a heart of gold, Henrietta, is torn between her responsibility to provide for her grandmother and her somewhat repressed desire to serenade the masses. A high-end lady of exotic dance she soon finds herself caught between the Mysterious Lady of the Lakers, who calls the city to worship at her court, and the insidious GM of the LA Rams, Bradley Cooper, who seeks to eliminate any competition for the people's devotion.
The Lady of the Lakers is Jeanie Buss
Where I can find these charts? This sounds like such a fun way to build NPCs lol
Chapter 4 of the Dungeon Master's Guide.
You guys basically built an entire one shot with Henriette and their grandma.
I would take a bullet for Henriette
Lakers Nation turning into the Nation from 98 World Wrestling Federation lol
Ok, Henriette went From 'Gypsy' to 'Little Voice' to 'Sister Act' melded together. I LOVE it!
Henrietta makes me think that u made a sequel to Burlesque starring Hugh Jackman. The new star of the club. 😝
Speaking of drinking all your players under the table, drunk naddpod oneshot ?
That was the original plan for Jalapeno's, I think.
More please
This was hilarious. Definitely a fun concept I wouldn’t mind hearing again
i want more of these! this was incredible and i laughed so hard at some of these leaps and how they tied together. I would love more of these as mixed bags
Cannot believe that they didn't take the opportunity to make Bradley Cooper another stripper. He's well-dressed, exceeds at wisdom but has no strength, and is evil--the perfect foil and rival to Henriette!
Henriette and the Lady of the Lakers are now part of my campaign XD
I’m pretty sure they have just created the protagonist of the movie Coyote Ugly 🧐🧐
Suspicious is the most grandma trait tbh. Please do more of these~
Listen surely if shes the lady of the Lakers his stage name should be Magic Johnson.
I have only listened to the first 12 minutes so far and already I know exactly how to introduce this perfect modest stripper into my campaign
Alternate interpretation: the final NPC they built was _Blavin_.
Yes! It’s Dark Blavin!
💜 Thank you, I really needed this today!
hoorrrrayyyy!!! I love bagging it with balnor
Im only 1 NPC in and I love him so much. My next character will be this shy stripper
Npc madness.
This is so my style of weird and fun, can't wait!
Not that far in yet but feel that Dickey Chickie should have been in the running for Henriette's stripper name.
What a deeply tantalizing description
Can’t wait!!
Sup