Mixed Bag of Holding: D&D Court (Part II) - Oops All Edgelords!
This month, the Chief Justices of the Supreme Crit return to take your cases and lay down judgements. Thanks to everyone who submitted questions!
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i also managed an ice cream shop when i was 17-19... people fucking HATE when you charge them for all the extra bullshit they pile up on their sundae lmao idk why but jake is right
Someone being called out for metagaming, with the word metagaming, by another player *while in character* is genuinely the funniest thing I've heard this week. Fucking Deadpool called your ass out for knowing about mushrooms? That's magnificent.
Jake Herbwitz (or Erbwitz)
I love this raunchy narsty Murph moment 🤣
Hot take Henry here (4 years too late) but I think that the bag of holding ruling deserves another look. I think it is implicit that there is a magical barrier that prevents foreign matter from entering the space of the bag . As per breathing rules of the bag; if breathable air can’t pass freely in and out of the bag, why should breathable water? Fish and other underwater creatures could exploit this ruling. The space within the bag is an extradimensional space and there is no surface tension to be broken whether the lid is opened nor if an item is retrieved from the bag. Furthermore, to rule in the DM’s favor would mean if the water did flood the bag, this would overload the bag- thus rupturing and destroying the bag, scattering its contents in the astral plane.
But breathable air can pass in and out of the bag, otherwise the bag would eventually run out of clean air and it wouldn’t replenish. Clearly air can only pass through the bag either when opened, or when reached into, (both of which seemed to have happened) in which case water would do the same.
I think this has the 5th over all pronunciation of Sahuagin on the podcast. I personally have no idea how to say it lol
As a DM, I've always defined Metagaming as having a PC acting on knowledge they shouldn't have. Your level 20 Paladin in another campaign might have faced a beholder and knows what it can do. Your Level 5 Druid in this campaign won't know that. That being said, Emma was TOTALLY bullied!
As someone with a degree in library and archival science: having a book completely submerged in water, especially an old book (which is how I imagine all spell books?) would almost definitely completely destroy it.
I work at a grocery store, and the customers will always think we care about them buying an extra banana or some crap and freak out and say we try to scam them
LOL CHOLRINE LOCK!
it's when you have too much stabilizer in your pool
Would a bag of holding opened under water be immediately over filled with water and broken?
"The Justice League of Shitheads" killed me. I'm totally with Murph here. Players need a reason to be doing all these things together. If everyone's an edgelord, you're gonna get nothing done and hate everyone the whole time. Why would your character stick around for that?
This ep had my crying with laughter so hard. Please keep doing this, if only for more chances to hear you guys riff off eachother and just continue to be some of my favourite comedians out there 😂 😂
Some of these were kinda sad
Never have I felt so glad to be told I've been bullied.
I didn’t know your last initial before but I knew it had to be you! It made me so happy to hear. Even though that person sucked big time.
Oh my lord, I identify so hard with the rude-boy party question. I got invited to join my friend's side campaign that she plays with her regular group, and they all made explicitly shitty, anti-social characters. They think it's fun and hilarious, but since I'm not in any other games, it sucks for me that my only opportunity to play is with people who are going out of their way to be difficult.
How to make healing potions in 5e: Herbalism kit + cost and work time based on level of healing potion. Regular healing potion is 25 gp and 8 hours of work.
They added potion-brewing rules in Xanathar's Guide to Everything (I think), along with descriptions of what's in certain kits (ex: herbalism, alchemy) and things you can do with them. It's super useful.
Thanks for answering my question! I loved your advice, specifically Caldwell's about check ins and having a better session 0. It's a lot of the players first time RPing and playing, but there's NO EXCUSE for edglording
Petition to start calling Jake Jake Herb(or Herb)witz
Well, I guess I need to write some Brian Murphy sexy pool boy fan fiction now.
Is Wearing a Mask to prevent Covid Metagaming? The result may surprise you.
When our Druid in 3.5 refused to heal us, I was granted a way to create healing arrows for my ranger. It was great! We decided they hurt like hell. 😈 One guy complained they were too powerful and his girlfriend yelled at him and asked him if he wanted her character to die. 🍿
Debra did in fact make something really delicious in one episode! https://youtu.be/2Im5KzoqbmI
If it would please the court, however, knowing the RayLore. I would say that Raymond would often snub his wife's cooking (often Lemon Chicken) in lieu of his mother's cooking. Thus, not being "treats" on a regular basis.
This absolutely needs to be a recurring thing!!!
Thanks for taking up my case! I laughed super hard and appreciated the kind words. It really made my night!
I'm allergic to chlorine. PLEASE don't feed me pool water. 😅
I want more D&D court! So much fun!
Murph, I was working at an Oyster Bar in college and a drunken patron threatened to kick my teeth in if I didn't shake his hand (I didn't) and they had to call the cops
I really like the part at the end when Murph and Jake talk about their jobs when they were young.
Very fun ep! I did think of a confession watching it. Sometimes, on games where I roll like absolute dog crap, I’ll fudge my rolls in such a way that it won’t actually change the outcome of the game, but at least I won’t look like someone who literally can’t roll above a 5. The main example of this is when in a fight when making an attack, I keep an eye on the enemy’s AC, and when I inevitably roll a 3 again I’ll say it was maybe 2-3 points under their AC. Of course I don’t fudge the nat 1s, but when you have die that hate you and leave you averaging around a 7 on all your roll sometimes I just wanna pretend to be competent.
These were a GREAT time I'd absolutely love to hear more in the future!
Replacing spell books is really an insane hassle for wizards and they basically lose everything they’ve learned through the whole game, if you’re going off of the rules in the phb. They’d only have access to the spells they prepared that day and would have to find the other spells elsewhere in the world and pay to replace them.
Love the new intro. Delicious bonus content.
*battle tested intro
Dude am I missing part 1 somehow?
Part 1 was posted earlier the title was Short rest: Mixed Bag of Holding
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