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Ep. 99: One Big Bed (The Chosen Saga) (1 of 2)
April 30, 2020

Ep. 99: One Big Bed (The Chosen Saga)

The Band of Boobs have one last hurrah before Thiala returns to Bahumia. Beverly gets in the Jamboreen spirit, Moonshine visits some old friends, and Hardwon experiences a first. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!

Music/Sound Effects Include:

"Trumpets" by Citrus_Audio at Freesound.org.

"Rowdy Crowd" by xtrgamr at Freesound.org.

"Fiddlin' Around" by ecfike at Freesound.org.

"Kingshammer" by Emily Axford.

"Mee Maw's Burden" by Emily Axford.

"Tea for Two" by Emily Axford.

"Gladeholm" by Emily Axford.

"Shadowfell Sneak" by Emily Axford.

"Kiss of Life" by Emily Axford.

"A Hospitable Farewell" by Emily Axford.

"A Tale's End" by Emily Axford.

"Oh, Melora!" by Emily Axford.

"Hardwon Takes the Wheel" by Emily Axford.

"The Twinkling Lights of Galaderon" by Emily Axford.

"Sea Beast" by Emily Axford.

"Bittersweet Sixteen" by Emily Axford. 

Comments (103)

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BurtMcKraken · October 15, 2026

I had forgotten about Murph’s Kiwi accent for the Hardwon love interest and I just fucking died 💀 again, even better the second listen.

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Venus Astria · July 5, 2026

I thought the context was that it was a nude pic of Gemma hardwon had drawn so wouldn’t they all have recognized it was Gemma 😂

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Jennifer Jackson · February 5, 2026

This is my first time listening through. I'm so excited and sad to be on the last few episodes! Started around July 4th last year. Can't wait to see what's next!

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Oscar the Salad Czar · September 23, 2025

Am I crazy or wouldn't moonshine be to cast antipathy on multiple allies and herself then trance? I don't see anything about concentration or ending the effect if recast.

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Professor Pratt · July 6, 2025

Third time through and this is still the greatest! The boon swaps at the end are just amazing.

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Kat ! · April 1, 2025

hardwon "I live to snog" surefoot

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Kat ! · March 31, 2025

PREEMPTIVE 10000 ROSES TO EMILY

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Invader Jimm · December 23, 2024

Murph making Jake flirt with backup character is WILD! 🤣

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passion · October 5, 2024

Hardbill Webfoot

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Lockwood Warlock · April 20, 2024

Jaina awkwardly flirting with Moonshine “my lady” and the thank you card has me in love with this woman years after the fact- Jaina bronzebeard is an icon

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tiff · January 18, 2024

hardwon never said he's not in love with moonshine and I've been thinking about this simple fact for years I would say it's my roman empire

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wilhelm paul martinez · May 13, 2024

I feel like at this point he's more of a brother since he's practically been adopted by the cybin family

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DPCisAWESOME · May 18, 2023

I gotta say this is my favorite episode of campaign one, so beautiful

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1man2hands · June 4, 2020

Wait why would Balnor have gone to Shadowfell?

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M. Hedrick · October 27, 2024

Really late possible answer: Balnor lives out of time, and comes from a fay village disconnected from the surrounding realm. He doesn’t have a tie to any god, so he just saw a nebulous light. If he was to die in this timeline his soul would probably just slip into eternal rest. But, when ripped out with the brutal Raise Dead spell, Lidia seems to have just helped him back to the mortal plane by telling him it wasn’t his time. tldr: Balnor doesn’t have ties to any afterlife, and Lidia was just doing a solid for her sons friend

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silentlamb · May 11, 2020

Continuity question... Meemaw says Moonshine was born after Maribel died? I can’t remember, was that a secret? Did Moonshine not know that? Otherwise why would Moonshine even consider that Maribel could be her mother?

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Dee (Kitty Kabootsin) · May 12, 2020

If I remember correctly, when first established, reproduction in the creek was kind of ambiguous. How could memaw have had so many kids, etc... I believe Moonshine thought she might have been one of Mirabelle's mushroom spores, nurtured by memaw. I know it had something to do with their fungal connection

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Portia J · May 9, 2020

Moonshine was pronouncing Jaina right all along

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Matthew A Newkirk · May 5, 2020

Best part of a timeless body is paw paw lives just as long as moonshine

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Benjamin Traquair · May 4, 2020

Is watered down bud heavy just bud lite?

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Mason Bielen · March 11, 2026

That's exactly what it is

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D'ran Dana · May 4, 2020

I honestly wouldn't mind seeing the boobs absolutely destroy her

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D'ran Dana · May 4, 2020

Wow with a night like that and the ultimate boonswap, Theala is gonna get stomped 💗

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Manny Toro · May 3, 2020

So the entire finale is going to be next Saturday? How long will it be????

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Emma Margaret · May 3, 2020

I'm so unbelievably scared for Erlin. Ughhh!

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Willem Rogers · May 2, 2020

Why is murph such a good therapist?? I never would have been able to make timeless body sound good to moonshine

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Rhiannon Bamford-Purchon · May 2, 2020

I literally cried so much this episode 😭 I’m heartbroken that it will be over soon! I’m obsessed with Hardwon and Moonshine!

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MLEbug · May 2, 2020

I was in literal years for Hardwon!

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00eraser00 · May 2, 2020

This episode made my soul happy ❤️

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Sallie McDaniel · May 2, 2020

I posted in the reddit, but I really wanted to shout out that you mentioned medical essential employees. I've been listening to you while loading my COVID-19 tests. You've kept me sane while I get out 160 tests a day. This podcast is so beautiful and wonderful. I love it so much. It's also helped me with my own negative feelings. I have bad anxiety, and you help with that. Thank you!

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nathan seibert · May 2, 2020

I've shipped Hardwon and Moonshine for so damn long! Especially since the reincarnation.

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Elias Hopson · May 1, 2020

Moonshine is a service top which is valid of her but please someone edge this girl she deserves it

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Mim · May 1, 2020

I think this was one of my absolute favourite episodes ❤️ next week is going to crush me though 😭

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Debra Wasson · May 1, 2020

Moonshine got more than just her kisses in 🤭 lol thanks for such a good ‘sode thanks for keeping it light can’t wait till Saturday

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Steph · May 1, 2020

It's such a tiny unimportant detail at this point but is Denny a werewolf now?

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Robert · May 3, 2020

No, werewolves are cool and Scoutmaster Denny is incapable of anything cool.

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Thruhiker · May 1, 2020

Alright, the Jaina thing is fun and all, but I can only EVER ship Moonshine and Pendergreens. Anything else is just disappointing.

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Elias Hopson · May 1, 2020

Moonshine has two hands and mage hand, she can date Jaina Pendergreens and Hardwon if she wants.

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Saru · May 1, 2020

Thanks for making Jaina a canon lesbian, Daddy Murphy <3

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tacticalgrandma · May 1, 2020

I haven't listened to the short rest yet but- anyone feeling Hardwon & his gf Moonshine, & her gf Jaina, & her bff Hardwon?

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Ruby Reid-Sharp · May 1, 2020

What a balm of a sode <3

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Casey White · May 1, 2020

Hardwon with the Hard One

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Marisa · May 1, 2020

this episode healed me

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Jarvilar · May 1, 2020

This episode was pure gold

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Snugglegurts · May 1, 2020

Stop making me feel things. I can't be crying while on a construction site. But such a good episode.

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Ryan Coogan · May 1, 2020

Nothing will ever be funnier to me than Jake’s delivery of the line “you sick fuck he probably drew them himself!”

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Yusuf Qureshi · May 1, 2020

This is genuinely one of the funniest episodes to date

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etherealsquanderer · May 1, 2020

This episode is so fucking good.

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A Tiny Living Room · May 1, 2020

Awesome episode, it had me rolling laughing throughout. I'm sad to see this end, but am also excited for the finalw

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Adam Pearce · May 1, 2020

For some reason when Murph first introduced Jaina all the way back in episode 35, I got real lesbian vibes from her, so it’s funny to see that it is now canon. I wonder what will happen with the Hardwon, Moonshine, Jaina, Shivel? love rectangle, assuming everyone survives the final battle with Thiala?

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kiana · May 1, 2020

Arghhhhh what an amazing sode!!!!!

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Marge In Charge · May 1, 2020

*Cryptic spoilers ahead* Moonshine grappling a world without Hardwon is beyond my emotional capability. It’s been a rough week, and all I’m saying is hold your friends close while they’re here...ya know, from 6 feet away. Beverly and his reunion with the green teens was hilarious. It’s such a poetic follow up to the above so much to Murph’s credit. Caldwells role play of Bev and full embrace of his Goofball tendencies that haven’t gone anywhere far. Hardwon legit made me laugh so hard I woke up someone in the next room 😂 After May, it’s gonna be a world without my weekly glimpse of the BoBs. I’ve loved what Murph, Emily, Jake, and Caldwell have created. Thank you.

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Tinyhumanbrain76 · May 1, 2020

OMG MY FANFIC HEART!!! Hahaha.

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Sam Johnston · May 1, 2020

OMG best usage of Foresight ever!!

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Tinyhumanbrain76 · May 1, 2020

The absolute best use of it ever

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Tinyhumanbrain76 · May 1, 2020

I laughed, I cried, I have so many chills...thank you so much Naddpod for making this game and bringing this community together through the power of storytelling. We truly owe you so much. Thank you, and can’t wait for the finale!

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Samantha Sandford · May 1, 2020

Who else is considering getting the Titan tat? I’ve been thinking of a NADDPOD tattoo for a while 😅 x

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Rei · May 1, 2020

So good!

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Raechel Crosby · May 1, 2020

I laughed, I cried, And sometimes both at the same for this episode. Great sode. perfect. I can’t believe we have to leave the boobs so soon. Can’t wait to stream tho!

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Kate! · May 1, 2020

Hi my fanfic thirsty heart was SCREAMING through this whole episode 🙃 I loved this

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Tinyhumanbrain76 · May 1, 2020

Same Aaaaa

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Brenda Gibbner · May 1, 2020

Omg what a great sode!! I am not ready for next week,plus I'm in a mage madness tournament with my group

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GeeseHowell · May 1, 2020

THE FINALE COMES OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY, WHAT A PRESENT!!!

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Brenda Gibbner · May 1, 2020

My husband's is the 8th so will be a belated gift for him lol

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Kestrel · May 1, 2020

This truly almost killed me I do not know how I’m gonna handle episode 100. Also gay rights

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Zhiva · May 1, 2020

Making me laugh cry over here, its been an incredible ride and I am excited to listen to the finale. Thank you NADDPod for everything

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Zhiva · May 1, 2020

An incredibly thicc sode

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Luke · May 1, 2020

I love how these characters still have the same energy as the moonstone saga

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Jenna · May 1, 2020

So so so scared to listen to this one!

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jaydon · May 1, 2020

I’m gonna ask you guys to stop hurting my soul, started listening in July and I caught up real quick listen to you while I work and it keeps me sane

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Shawni Davis · May 1, 2020

You honor us, this ep was amazing. I am not ready for next week.

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Ricardo, devotee of dice christ · May 1, 2020

Oh fuck this was so good

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Emma Margaret · May 1, 2020

Oh, holy shit I love this. Thank you guys so, so much. I'm laughing and crying so hard at the same damn time and I love it.

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Jamie Advincula · May 1, 2020

yall spoiled us thank you again for bringing so much joy into my thursday :')))))))

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Professor Pratt · May 1, 2020

Thank you Murph!! Love you guys to the moon and back!!

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Theodore Carraro · May 1, 2020

LOL spit out my drink at Vote Joe! ...I am so at peace to see you aBIDEN

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Stephen Lander · May 3, 2020

Hahaha yes! "A face to the chaos" too real man

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Tim Sauerland · May 1, 2020

“I’ve always wanted to be a DUCK!” Killed me

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Matthew Sanchez · May 1, 2020

I'm very emotional. Fuck you Murph. I love you. Eat a rat.

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Quizzing With Scoundrels · April 30, 2020

“Everyone is laughing and crying” you’re goddamn right

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Seasquidley · April 30, 2020

Been refreshing this page for an hour

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A · April 30, 2020

This is so exciting

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Jake C · April 30, 2020

I have been waiting for an episode titled this since they made the joke...

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Abdelmelek · April 30, 2020

Calling it now, the last episode is going to be called “Watch this”

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Sawyer Rogers · April 30, 2020

Fuck yeah

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Ryan Firth · April 30, 2020

This is going to be one thicc 'sode

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Alexander J Taylor · April 30, 2020

My heart is breaking

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jaydon · April 30, 2020

Oh nooooo hypeeee

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Jake Nathanson · April 30, 2020

Thank you!

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PhilFillItIn · April 30, 2020

I caaaaaan't do it don't wanna let these characters go!!

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Ryley D · April 30, 2020

Oh I'm so READY for the Thiala fight

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Frank · April 30, 2020

HYPEEEE

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kiana · April 30, 2020

Oh my god it’s called one big bed I’m not readyyyy

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Terran Benedict · April 30, 2020

My word, we’re almost there everyone! I might cry when I see the alert for ep. 100. Scratch that, I WILL cry.

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Jamier Williams · April 30, 2020

Love you guys

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Andrew Stoumbaugh · April 30, 2020

Here we go!!

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Ricardo, devotee of dice christ · April 30, 2020

Oh baby!!!!!

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Kay Schatz · April 30, 2020

unprepared but thrilled

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JT Gwozdz · April 30, 2020

The title already is gonna make me cry

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Canid Duality · April 30, 2020

I'm not emotionally ready for this.

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Sarah Trimble-Tutor · April 30, 2020

I’m not ready.

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Hemlock · April 30, 2020

It's the final countdown!

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Minnie Bunch · April 30, 2020

YES