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Ep. 95: Divine Heart (The Chosen Saga) (1 of 2)
March 27, 2020

Ep. 95: Divine Heart (The Chosen Saga)

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The Band of Boobs encounter an old friend who knows the location of a powerful boon, shrouded in mystery! Hardwon tests his sailing skills, Beverly becomes a flight attendant, and Moonshine is tossed into another world. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.

Music/Sound Effects Include:

"Forsaken" by Emily Axford.

"The Multiverse" by Emily Axford.

"Alone" by Emily Axford.

"Pure Gold" by Emily Axford.

"Hole in the Sky" by Emily Axford.

"The Titan of Air" by Emily Axford.

"Conspiracy in the Clouds" by Emily Axford.

Comments (63)

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James (plz make more trinyvale eps) · October 15, 2025

Hardwon/Jake was on one this episode lmfao

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Joe D’Antonio · September 13, 2025

If I lived 10,000 lives, I would pledge them all to Nerman

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Hammy · June 11, 2025

Jake is so funny in this episode In my memory, Hardwon’s slam poetry started a lot earlier in the campaign. I forgot that it was a last minute swerve in the 95th episode.

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Kat ! · March 23, 2025

hardwon's slam poetry SENT ME

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James (plz make more trinyvale eps) · October 15, 2025

What is inflation?

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Paul Morrison · March 7, 2025

I cackled at the end. It didn't occur to me until they attempted to sing together that there's a delay in their call.

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Michael Graham Abernathy · February 4, 2025

Wait... if you keep going south, you end up in the north? You know what that means? That means the planet is donut shaped! That's the only way for both east to connect to west, and north to connect to south.

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Oscar the Salad Czar · September 22, 2025

Sure except that when you look up you would see the other side of the world. Hole in your theory and donut.

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J. Gro · January 30, 2025

Aww, the first ep of the pandemic! So thankful to be on the other side of it!!

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Jason Rollins · January 29, 2025

Skippy stormborn

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Mark Zepp · October 4, 2024

A limp sack of future life

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wilhelm paul martinez · May 11, 2024

how did they get damaged by poison? didn't they have hero's feast?

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Daddy Dekaye · January 23, 2023

I’m just saying, do you ever look back to the first episode of 2020 and the comment about it being a double crit year and realize it wasn’t your roll, it was Pestilence that rolled double crit?

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Solo But Not Alone · April 6, 2020

Great work guys!!! So glad you’ve found a way to make it work ❤️

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Aidan Lowe · April 2, 2020

holy shit guys, I finally caught up after like 6 months of listening! I can't believe I won't be able to just binge 3 or 4 episodes at a time anymore. Feels good to be all caught up, but it kinda sucks too. Love you guys.

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Michael Coggins · April 1, 2020

Random I know, but. If anyone is running a D&D campaign virtually (either theater of the mind or using roll20/other website of the like, let me know! (email me at mcainam@yahoo.co.uk) I'm 30, from the UK (but living in Louisiana) I run my own campaign but have never been a PC. Very lax about the whole thing!

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Xymel · March 31, 2020

Well done you guys on your successful, all remote, podcast. I know from personal experience the difficulty of trying to work and respond to another person not in the room. Congrats to another great sode.

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Jaimie Brougham · March 31, 2020

missed opportunity to call it a hand-me-dad

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JayForce · March 31, 2020

Great episode with some great moments. Im wondering if Melora isn't fully a god and that she's going to sacrafice herself to give her partial divine heart to Moonshine and then after its all said and done Moonshine becomes the "new Melora". They would also get one from this Gold dragon who was formerly an Eladrin. I wonder who the last one is if this theory is true. The only description Murph gave of the other Eladrin was that he was male. Could be someone we don't know obviously. It has to be something that has access to the material plane, doesn't necesssarily need to use it but thats maybe be a hint. Could be a giant of some kind. Melora's conviction of letting the natural order of things play out being not becoming involved with the dragon and giant conflict. I'm really trying to some how link a trinity of Melora, this Gold Dragon and a third party. So much to be done in 5 episodes. Super compelling story Murph.

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StormStore · March 31, 2020

Do y’all think Thialah is gunna revive Lilith Latrix for the final battle

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Mortimer Lunch · March 30, 2020

“The rigatoni has betrayed my feet” sent me.

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colin · March 29, 2020

So far south you almost reach north... Is Bahumia shaped like a doughnut? Like in FF7? Trinyvale is a cube and Bahumia is a taurus 😂😂😂

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Nye-Low · March 28, 2020

This was needed

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Diana · March 28, 2020

Was this the first dragon Hardwon's actually killed?

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Micah · March 28, 2020

What are you talking about. He is a hardcore Dragon slayer. So many Dragons.

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Justin Harris · March 28, 2020

Stop giving away your spell components maybe?

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Sara M · March 29, 2020

Let them play how they want maybe?

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Her Majesty, Claudette · March 28, 2020

Gosh, I really hope in the end, at the final battle, Moonshine's helping the Gith has them assist at the battle. And obviously I would love to see Lydia, the Fey Queens, Frost Dwarves, Irondeep Swarves, Cricks, High Elves, Hell (if it's not destroyed at that point) and, if all goes well, DRAGONS.

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Lucas Lindholm · March 27, 2020

Wow! Hardly noticeable that ur not in the same room. Very well done with the edit Murph. Jake was so funny in this one

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Tom Spaul · March 27, 2020

I was expecting the divine heart to be the watchmans. It would’ve been pretty cool if the boobs had to stealth around to collect is or something.

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Kestrel · March 28, 2020

The Watchman’s heart got blown up when he died, as part of the pact for him to remain on the material plane!

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ananarama · March 27, 2020

The Bahumia version of dragon tales dark

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Tim Sauerland · March 27, 2020

Came out great! Couldn’t tell you were recording remote

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David Pugh · March 27, 2020

Came here to say the same. Except when they sang youth of a nation... haha

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Snugglegurts · March 27, 2020

Jake is going insane. Turning Hardwon into a slam poet is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. It is wonderfully stupid.

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Nat One Studio · March 27, 2020

Yes! Thank you! A relief from boredom!

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Jacob Bless · March 27, 2020

Shouldn't Nermin, Balnore, and Hardwon have been immune to the poison breath due to the hero's feast? Also I loved that the dragons were like east coast 80's bullies! 😂

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Micah · March 28, 2020

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

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Kestrel · March 27, 2020

There has NEVER been a character more targeted at me than “cool as hell female Eladrin dragon god called “the Glittering Lady” I feel pandered to and I’m ecstatic about it

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Terran Benedict · March 27, 2020

I needed this so much! Thank you Daddy Murph!

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Brandon Wlosinski · March 27, 2020

Thank you so much for keeping up the amazing work during these crazy times! You are wonderful! Please stay safe!

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Professor Pratt · March 27, 2020

Thank you thank you thank you!!!!

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Sand Panda · March 27, 2020

Audio was great. Wash yo damn hands!

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Emily · March 27, 2020

Murph, don’t sell yourself short. You are worthy of spot # 3 in terms of beauty. Thank you for your hard work!!

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Jonathan O. · March 27, 2020

Quit putting your live show link, you goddamn cocktease lul

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Sawyer Rogers · March 27, 2020

My god Murph do you ever sleep

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King of the City Pigeons · March 27, 2020

2.) did Bev burn all his high level spell slots reviving the dwarfs? That might be problematic going forward.

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Joey Defrancesco · March 27, 2020

Revivify is only a 3rd level spell

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King of the City Pigeons · March 27, 2020

1.) thank you daddy Murphy

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Kestrel · March 27, 2020

Thank you Murph! No one would object to you pushing the release to Fridays!

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Nanda · March 27, 2020

Good work murph, go to bed

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Paul Fuoco-Binette · March 27, 2020

Thank Melora the pod shines upon my glistening tush

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Dylan · March 27, 2020

Emily’s music is the best, hope we get another album on Spotify some day 💙💙😁

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Adlan Jackson · March 27, 2020

thank you POPS!!

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Raphael Hernandez · March 27, 2020

YES what a perfect way to work from home<3

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Josnak · March 27, 2020

Thank you so much Murph! We appreciate your work!!

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ZZBones · March 27, 2020

A shining beacon of hope and happiness, thanks 😃

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Ricardo, devotee of dice christ · March 27, 2020

Oh baby

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Jason Louis · March 27, 2020

EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED

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David Prygoski · March 27, 2020

Perfect way to start a Friday morning

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Ruby Reid-Sharp · March 27, 2020

Yayyy

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Luke G · March 27, 2020

Ah, sweet release

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Kelli Barnes · March 27, 2020

Thank you Daddy Murph