Short Rest: The Band of Boobs vs. The Astral DADnought

How did no one think of the astral dreadnaught’s demiplanar stomach being parallel to the bag of holding? That was my first thought about its connection to Balnor! I assumed that’s why people suggested it in the first place

If she's from the Crick would it be Cindy Crawfish?

“I demand to live this down immediately” is one of the funniest one-liners I’ve heard in a while. Moments like that leave me red in the face laughing and make the Patreon more than worth it

As I'm listening to everyone bust into laughter about crabsters, an RV towing a boat with a bunch of crab nets/pots passed me on the highway topping the joke off with a pat of butter

I was listening to this while eating breakfast and just Trevor snorting adderall reminded me to take my meds this morning so that’s cool

The Pinch has evolved into the CRABSTER🦀

HERE.WE.GO!

Epic story changing cannon episode: Emily talks about anything but DnD Fun non-cannon filler episode: Emily, "Lets break this episode DOWN!" 😆

We need a live stream from Mike’s basement bar

Jake “Crabster” Hurwitz Emily “Paper Keyboard” Axford Brian “Little Mike” Murphy Caldwell “Train Room” Tanner

You have to see the creature to cast banishment so I guess I think if you have a mirror then you could banish yourself

#WhereWasCrabnor

Hey guys Trevor here definitely up to be in the next campaign just go ahead and send me the info 😋 haha great episode guys and always good listening to the short rest, keep up the good work!

Crabster

In terms of int fighters, the new Blood Hunter class is mostly int based, but that's for all of it's abilities.

Imaginary Trevor (Jake's drunk friend) was one hundred percent Murph's character from the high school boyfriend CH sketch.

The artificer has intelligence save proficiency

This week's episode goes great with last week's Dimension 20 live episode.

I also learned typing on a laminated piece of paper that looked like a keyboard.

Dimension 20's Escape From The Bloodkeep is a good example of playing a lawful evil party

Hey Jake remember during the Primed Banana livestream when I helpfully listed the other most embarrassing moments you shared? Good news, I get to add Crabster to that list, AND Trevor texted me a bunch of pictures from when you guys were in middle school! The subreddit is already on fire with those!

The 4 hr rest plan is so much funnier with the context that this is a video game they're playing, so the Boobs all just stop and stand in front of the video game console for four hours

Also iconic that the pinch himself is afraid of his own brothers. Kinda like how batman is afraid of bats

Crabster & Axford attorneys at claw. The only law firm that ONLY uses paper

Theirs a true Mike and a simulacrum Mike. The question is which is the real one, Emily's or Murph's?

Will there be a one shoot of an evil band of boobs where they joined Thiala

Time to find some vintage Kathy Ireland and Cindy Crawford posters to send to the PO Box.

#TeamCrabster

Crabster gang

I cannot breathe.

Crabster!!

Long day today. 12 hour shift with just me and one other person. Now I also have the Boobs to keep me company 🖖🙏💕