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Short Rest: Ep. 89: Apocalypse (1 of 2)
January 30, 2020

Short Rest: Ep. 89: Apocalypse

Check out our Patreon exclusive after show! This week, we discuss the events of Episode 89: Apocalypse. 

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Compound27 · April 1, 2026

If Big T can Thanos snap her followers, why not just snap everyone and only res the knee benders

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Hipster · August 7, 2025

“Yall ever fucked with the Torah?” 😂 It is very interesting to hear a group of people discuss the Bible when that I group is: A man with catholic guilt An atheist who studied world religions A man who was raised Christian A Jewish boy

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Sephiroth Did Nothing Wrong · May 22, 2026

I love calling Jake specifically a boy. Caldwell? Man. Murph? Man. Jake? Little baby baliff boy.

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J. Gro · January 27, 2025

"The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation." Rent, anybody?

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J. Gro · January 27, 2025

Describing what the camera sees is pretty normal, and it can add some tasty flavor! It's just a matter of how you go about it! :)

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Daddy Dekaye · January 19, 2023

Catching up, do you ever think back to this episode and go, “hmm, COVID happened not long after you asked what’s the worst that could happen making a golden idol of Murph?”

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keysi ellle · August 5, 2023

i believe it was simply we got crit on in the year of the double crit lol

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Gilligan Froggert · December 1, 2022

As a raised Roman Catholic lad, I felt Murph’s panic when Caldwell mentioned melting the gold of the homeland into a false idol.

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Dan · April 29, 2022

The absence of violence is NOT peace! Cheerio! Subscribed for life!

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Oliver Jasper · July 15, 2021

Definitely got a smile of nostalgia from me at the winkle in time reference

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Kristina Croes · May 14, 2021

Love the Yellowcard reference 😂

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1man2hands · September 2, 2020

Griffin Mcelroy does camera directions sometimes, and it works well

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1man2hands · September 2, 2020

Wait are Wrinkle in Time and Ra Ra Riot not good normal references?

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1man2hands · September 2, 2020

"It's dope how bittersweet it is dude"

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Michael Singer · June 28, 2020

Murphy you’re goin ass first in the damn box

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Stefan Maroni · May 20, 2020

I love how The Band of Boobs shit on Yellowcard....meanwhile I still listen to their acoustics. :P $20 bucks Murph was a fan in highschool/

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Nicole Jordan · February 4, 2020

Do we think Luna bent a knee?

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Jeremy Umpleby · February 5, 2020

I doubt it.

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Cole Johnson · February 3, 2020

this final arc is stressing me out, and i love it

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rscx · February 3, 2020

Yes! Wrinkle in Time references!

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Alexander J Taylor · February 3, 2020

I agree with thelovely1withahat, where is Lydia Stormborne!?

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Alexander J Taylor · February 2, 2020

Ren absolutely would not have bent the knee! People do that for him. I would love to see him join the band of boobs against Thiala

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Beav · February 2, 2020

It’s been awhile since I’ve laughed as hard as I laughed at Caldwell and Murph’s ”golden idol” bit in this Short Rest.

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Bea Munro · February 1, 2020

There are some game masters like Adam Koebel who use stage directions as their preferred method of describing things in-game. It's a bit strange if you aren't used to it, but if you want to do that Caldwell, I doubt anyone would stop you.

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foxyfungi · February 1, 2020

Pendergreens contract will be up before Theala comes back!!

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Leo Gabovich · February 1, 2020

I'd buy NADDPOD whiskey gems!

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Robert · February 1, 2020

Dude, EXCELLENT wrinkle in time ref

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Terran Benedict · January 31, 2020

Murph is a better writer than God. Everyone worship Daddy Murph. Everyone sacrifice a D20 in his name!

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Lauren M · January 31, 2020

If you do a time jump, that means it will be past the 30 days of Geas on Pendergreens

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Kestrel · January 31, 2020

Oh SHIT

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Mixxuie · January 31, 2020

Imma be honest, its been a long time and I don’t remember much for a Wrinkle in Time. But, that image of everyone bouncing the balls in unison? Seared into my small, impressionable child-mind

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Emma · January 31, 2020

I cried tears of joy to hear it’s guaranteed Ren will return.

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Phil the Chilly One · January 31, 2020

The black and white horse got mixed up. The White Horse has different interpretations, could be Conquest, but when Pestilence is included, that's who it is. The Black Horse is definitely Famine though. (And Pale is Death and Red is War, but you had those right) I mean, they are whoever you say they are in this context, but if you're talking about the actual real-world symbolism, they got mixed.

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Her Majesty, Claudette · January 31, 2020

I gotta know how Maganis and Coldain are. I feel like Maganis might be a crystal

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GREYFOX!!!!! · January 31, 2020

Murph you are a dm on par and if not better than Brendan!!

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jacket22 · January 31, 2020

Fun fact, in philosophy the absence of violence negative peace and the inclusion of social security and justice positive peace.

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joel · January 31, 2020

rose for Murph making roughly 60 rolls in 15 minutes tense, exciting, and novel. I swear his flexibility with the goofs but focus to keep having ‘em throw them dice was a minor miracle

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Marisa · January 31, 2020

my favorite thing on the short rests is when you guys just shower murph in roses and compliments, it’s real cute.

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Shez · January 31, 2020

also, Bev is gonna come back from summer break, first day of highschool, gonna be a level 20 paladin, basically a lower tier demigod, in a room full of highschool dweebs

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Shez · January 31, 2020

Emily took me back to 2006 with that naruto ending.

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Drew Fitzpatrick · January 30, 2020

I was getting big World of Ruin vibes from Thelia ascending and the world getting ripped apart.

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Gabi H · January 30, 2020

I yelled, “LUNA” when they started talking about characters they’d like to hear from. So excited about every episode to come!

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Franki Francisco · January 30, 2020

good Camazotz reference 👌🏼

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Adrean Mays · January 30, 2020

I love the parallels of people bending the knee to Thaila and being sent away and thanos snap in infinity war. All the speculation of who stayed and who didn’t. Also Instead of giving players new magic weapons all the time I like the idea of if their characters start with weapons that are meaningful to them (sword passed down in family stuff like that) you just power it up by seeing wizards or absorbing power from big bads they kill

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Tig · January 30, 2020

The boobs should just say they were training for 30 days straight and demand a 3 level jump

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Benjamin Stalnaker · January 30, 2020

RIP Denny and his entire lineage

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Emily · January 30, 2020

I didn’t know how good this content was (my bad I know) and I’ve started watching Fantasy High and the second I pay off my student loans I’ll be sure supporting ya’ll until the end of time. Seriously, you guys have talent!! Thank you guys for all your hard work!

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Barback of Penance · January 30, 2020

I love RaRaRiot thanks so much for that SUPER DEEP pull bev

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King of the City Pigeons · January 30, 2020

There should be a Patreon tier called “The Cult of Murph” we are opposed to Dice Christ and embrace the madness that is a D20.

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Michael McDougall · January 31, 2020

But Murph praises Dice Christ, and to solely embrace the madness of the D20 does a disservice to all the work that Daddy Murph puts into the champagne.

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Thomas Friedlander · January 30, 2020

Caldwell, was "she played me like a damn fiddle" a Metal Gear reference or is that just wishful thinking on my part?

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Rj · January 30, 2020

I want to know what would have happened if Bev had failed that final death save. If Bev died would Thiala have just brought him back to life herself since she needed him for her plan?

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tacticalgrandma · January 30, 2020

We're officially at the point in this campaign where I have to check the comments section before I click play so I feel like I won't be walking into character death :

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Kestrel · January 30, 2020

Check the music list on the episode! If something goes terribly terribly wrong, they usually play Valiant Ol’ Cobb

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Rai · January 30, 2020

I will buy whiskey gems. Please put them in the shop.

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Emily · January 30, 2020

I’m super excited! I have to say this though: what about Shadowfell? Will Lydia make an appearance? Technically, Thiala represents the Chosen (you know....milk) so..... I wonder if Lydia will send her revenge??? And also; wonder what the other gods of the light think.... could be interesting.... Thank you guys so much for an amazing episode!!

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Brandalf The Bae · January 30, 2020

New Short Rest canon: Murph is a better writer than God himself.

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Nate · January 30, 2020

I know Ra Ra Riot! I got your ref, Caldwell

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Ryan Coogan · January 30, 2020

“He drew a Wilson on a diamond” is my new all-time favourite throwaway joke on this podcast.

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Casey White · January 30, 2020

Every time I see a new episode "Murph better not have fucked with Cob or Paw Paw"