Short Rest: Ep. 80: Your Own Personal Hell

Omg delicious and dungeons mentioned!

It's just crazy how early those roses came. 😞😏

This episode is so old, but I hope they revisit the book club idea Some of my very favourite 8bit book club episodes were the very sincere book reviews, like how everyone just agreed Infinity Blade was pretty good No joke, I read infinity blade awakening because of the podcast and it got me back into reading as a hobby

You know my OTP? Mom and Dad 😂

Wow, the roses and thorns started really early in this episode. I sure hope no one tries to start a quadrouple with my parents and take me on a really bad hunting trip because of this.

The Chunin exams are goated, but the Sasuke Retrieval arc is an excellent follow up that doesn’t get enough love

I’m assuming that by now, from all the comments you’ve received, y’all can tell how much we all love you and want to be very close to you irl. well, it’s true. it’s a lil sorrowful as well as sweet. thanks so much for all the joy you bring us ❤️🙏💗✨

Hey um the roses were a bit early on this one huh

Delicious In Dungeon is a fantastic show on Netflix! I didn't know it was a manga first! I absolutely love it!

SAME!

Newish listener and this was the episode that finally made me sub 🫣

Hey Murph? Emily? My small children all just told me uhhhh the roses and thorns came to early? Oh what and I’m their mom, wow… rules are rules I guess! They’re super excited about Uncle Caldy teaching them how to draw, though.

Good God, I thought about @ing Murph for less than a second, and him and Em showed up at my parents house and now they're all in love. I type this from an AirBnB I'm sharing with my new uncles before we go to a concert together tonight. Please, I am a cautionary tale, do not @ them

Yall are WILD. You ship YOUR OWN PARENTS? SICKENING

I went straight to the bathroom mirror and chanted “the roses came too early” 3 times in succession hoping that Emily and Murph would appear, regardless of their intentions it’d be cool to hang, but they didn’t. Unsubscribed.

The roses did come a tad too early.

As someone named Trevor i have never felt more attacked

You wanna leave a mean comment??? DM Murphy is gonna fuck your mom

Me after hearing Murph say, "Maybe in the coming months when our responsibilities wind down," and then checking the date on this episode and clocking it as the end of 2019. 😬😬😬😬

The fact that y’all would be so cruel to wave this beautiful dream in my face for a joke. (Please adopt me). Like truly, you spent a lot of time painting that sweet picture, and I don’t know how I feel about my emotions being played like that.

My dad is in a happy throuple already, can I get in on a nice quintuple of parents??

Ive never wanted to @ someone so bad lol

So if I don't have a family, who do I need to @ you guys at to get y'all as a family?

Well... I do want an uncle Hardwon and Beverly

Damn why they gotta pick "Trevor" I was NOT ready for that

@the band of boobs please be my family!!

My mom needs some love Murphy! To many roses

Too many roses.

I love the fact that I'm paying money to listen to strangers threaten to bang my mother. That was literally the stupidest and most funny comment.

Caldwell should feel free to recommend manga in the future as well!

Who are the Akatsooki?

Yeah so my kid was bitching about the roses and thorns being in the wrong areas--so when can me and the mrs expect you two? Loved the short rest this week, love you guys, keep it up

Who do I need to @ to get to play Smash Bros against D'uncle Caldy?

I want this to be the short rest that everyone gets to hear

What's Balnors 1v1?

Who knew all it took to bed Emily and Murph was to complain about early roses and thorns! With that in mind, I would like to issue a formal complaint. Whose ass gets eat first? I’m excited about my new uncles too

This was a really intense episode. Hats off to you Murph. As a DM myself, I know what it's like to finally have to go for a character's familiar to get the blood pumping.

The family bit deserves a whole rose patch!! Was crying from laughter as well as from getting DUNKED on by the band of boobs

Murphy! Stop making cry!

I just kinda want them as a family now and I'm very sad. ;-;

Naddpod is my go to listening for driving around for my job all day, and I'm glad my day was short on Thursday cause I was full of emotions!!!!!!!!! You're all so wonderful!!! 😭💕💕💕

I’m glad I paid money to get bullied to eat ass for like 5 minutes and get threatened about getting 2 new stepparents and 2 new uncles 👍🏼

I would love another book club by you guys.

Hunting trip with Jake and Caldwell should be a Patreon tier

I wish they’d talked about Ms. Roselle/Ilsed, but I don’t want to complain. I don’t want my parents to be courted by the band of boobs

.....yes. Yes, I want all of that. <3

So it exists. I knew it would. Naruto D20: http://narutod20.com/downloads/

I've never wanted to @ someone so much! 🙃

Personally, the roses came too late...

Rose for Murph: when Eguaine was expressing that the executions were scary and then she got use to them and then her parents died and they were scary again that!!! Oh boy! That was a moment that hit me tbh And I know Emily got a rose for this but imma toss another one in: the whole children do good by their parents hero’s do good by the world oh boy that whole exchange so good

way too many early roses. to my new uncles my birthday is in 5 weeks and I am turning 10,000

Talk to Table Pop about Naruto.

I’ve listened to every episode in a span of about a month and a half, after that episode I was like “that’s it I gatta do it, I’m getting my debit card” can’t wait to listen to every short rest ❤️

I'm not really sure what just happened.

When you're looking for the spot you stopped at and the first thing I hear is Emily saying sphincter

It took me 7 weeks to relisten to the entire campaign (second time) with all accompanying short rests (first time). I’m all caught up again. Bring it on come on.

Yeah but why didnt you cover how long it took caldwell to order food this time

The halfling paladin I started playing after I started listening ended up fighting a devil that took on the form of his father and I now feel even closer to Bev

You know Jake is emotional when he calls Murph “Brian”

I Volunteer For A Quadruple and Uncle Jake and Caldwell

This became what is officially the world's weirdest and most benevolent threat.

At what patreon tier do I get adopted by the Axford-Murphy household

The roses came too early! I'm not afraid! I want Daddy Murph and Mama Em to marry my parents! Bring on the quadr-ouple! <3

Stretch goal to have Em and Murph in a "freakin quadruple" with your mom and dad.

I go to sleep listening to NADDPOD as white noise because it makes your dreams insane. When I woke up it's the episode Ashes to Ashes where Jveliin dies. Then they reference that episode in this short rest.

This episode finally made me have to become a patron

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I was supposed to go to bed at midnight but I literally have to listen to this short rest after that episode!!