Short Rest: Ep. 78: Twisted Metal

Did they ever do a Mixed Bag/View Crew with Naruto? For some reason I feel like I KNOW Jake has seen the first episode cuz he’s mentioned how mean everybody is mean to Naruto but I don’t rememberrrrre ????

I once asked for a pack of cigarettes when I was doing a hermitage

Crazy that they remade the Running Man.

Murph is on P-Diddy’s hit list, oh no!!!!

As a school bus driver - I do like having seat belts for the younger kids, but the amount of planning and engineering that goes into bus building still makes the regular seats just as safe - with less upfront & maintenance costs. Personally, I really enjoy my barely 5 figure 2nd job - it's not one you do for the pay.

That phone call from P Diddy's lawyer now in 2025 is so funny.

I feel called out for yelling Running Man while making dinner...

I watched a movie yesterday where they showed a trailer for the new remake of the Running Man and then I listen to this years old short rest today with a Running Man reference. Life is strange.

Logan’s Run is a different super fun sci fi movie lol

I got a text from dominoes right as they were talking about it!

The P Diddy stuff didn’t age great

As someone married to a person who delivers food through doordash and uber eats, they absolutely would get a pizza from dominos if it was in the delivery instructions as long as the tip amount was worth it and the person was nice.

22 year old Murph on the Front lines against PDiddy

Not the pdiddy!

The Caldwell razzes were off the charts this ep lol 😂

as a crafty person Emily has inspired me to make a little tin bus with plastic windows and fill it with clay shildren as an egg shaker (keeping the typo. will also update by tagging you on social media if i ever actually do this)

Also, as someone who has been hit by a van, the low front bumper sort of kicks your feet out from under you while sending you forward. Assuming the driver stops immediately upon contact, at least! (I was fine, just some road rash, a stiff neck, and a goose egg on my head. That and a decade or so of an absolute fear of cars as a pedestrian). So, per the social experiment, if you're going to get hit by a car, the van wasn't so bad!

Sometimes, you want something that isn't exactly on the menu but that is not an unreasonable ask! At our game night restaurant, they have wings as apps and salads that cost just as much; they also have a Buffalo chicken wrap that can add a side salad for three dollars. I may or may not have ordered the wrap and asked them to hold the tortilla and other non-chicken fillings... more than once... You never know unless you ask, right? :D

The band of boobs are definitely chaotic and definitely good.

So funny listening to this after all the p-diddy stuff cause we all know now he’s a P-ce of shit so I don’t doubt at all he’d just complain about something dumb with colllege humor

You can install a mod for Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion that let's you order a pizza through the game. That seems pretty convoluted.

Re-listening to campaign 1. Totally forgot about this P Diddy story. 😬

I graduated high school 3 years ago and I never rode on a bus with seatbelts in it

I feel personally attacked about the fucking menu boy shit

When murph says, "would you rather take 3d6 of damage, or have disadvantage on all your attacks?" And everyone just keeps talking over caldwell as he says, "or, only be able to poop once a year?" 😂😂😂 Unmined gold right there.

I was a server at a high end sushi restaurant and a table full of drunk 50 year olds that had spent hundreds of dollars on sushi tried to get me to order them a pizza in the middle of their meal! Needless to say I waited until their drunk minds forgot they asked 🤣

So now I have to bring a Cheesecake Factory menu for Caldwell to sign to any live events in the future

I would love a mixed bag where you watch Naruto, that sounds so fun!

OMG when Caldwell was playing at being mad and throwing a die at Jake I had serious flashbacks to my childhood 😂😂

Wait Emily, do you have a gluten allergy like celiacs?

This was the funniest fucking episode; so much good razzing 😂

Don't take Caldwell to the Cheesecake factory, the menu is straight up a book

So I just finished listening to the short rest, then went on Dropout and what do I see? Caldwell in a Breaking News episode about a stupidly long menu! When the stars align!

Hey FYI there are still no seatbelts on school buses

Hardwon Neutral Good

There IS an 80's movie called Logan's Run set in the future and he is on the run the whole movie.

Hard-won Manually delevelling the height of his enemies because they were being rude.

I love that emily was in jury duty but was just thinking about D&D the whole time.

I have definitely described my alignment as a person is chaotic neutral, or "messy bitch"

Next stretch goal: Cheesecake Factory NADDPOD LIVE!

I absolutely need to know what CollegeHumor did to anger Diddy

The delev thing= next live tour

The amount of razzing this episode was outta control 😂😭

As a Domino's delivery driver we will do almost of anything for 💰

caldwell you absolute lunatic what kind of madman considers anything but "the usual" on the menu

I like that you guys are conflicted about who to kill and who to show mercy too, definitely makes the characters feel more realistic, also it's hilarious how much fun you're having in Hell

I was not yelling at my phone YOU HAVE NO PROOF! Lol jk

I'm impressed no one has even joked about trying to get someone to order them a pizza via the comments hahaha

Ok... totally listened at work with headphones in... wasn't shouting Running Man... but I was saying it. Also Caldwell's quote about Taco Bell and the Arnold Schwarzenegger being President was from Demolition Man... a 90's action film with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. And I'm just happy that both films got discussed / mentioned in this lol. Great Episode and Great Short Rest as always guys!

oh no. will Gemma be in Lust?

Caldwell is an adorable little bean. You take your time with those menus

Y’all, I’m realizing that if they had not set up paw paw as a lawyer at the very beginning of NADDPOD then they wouldve had no in-game help on their contracts at all. A goof like 78 episodes ago pays off!! ♥️♥️

The Running Man was set in 2019

Murph mentioned making one short rest available for all listeners to try to get more patrons and he mentioned maybe Short Rest 49 because of the hemp milk bafoonery. Make this one available for all listeners, most hilarious short rest

The Short Razz. Yes!

I would absolutely love a Naruto Mixed Bag.

Omg of course i could have made this message on the actual shout out epp78, but how in the world did you know i worked on troubleshooting computers!?