Short Rest: Ep. 77: Enter the Nine Hells

Warriors mentioned, seeds planted for GONG C1…

New metal Pendergreens & the “early rose” bit in the same short rest 🙏🌹

Hearing this Warriors talk in a post-Neo Galaderon 2026 is rad!

So 1st relisten of C1 I finally looked up Acheron, the plane Lucanus is on/in, it's colloquial title is "the plane of pointless battles" 🤣

here in 2026 where they are halfway through a warriors inspired campaign

Can't believe Jake fell for Goku v Kakarot. Shameful. That's why he's the bailiff.

Emily pleading with Jake not to take the bait is so damn funny

I won't lie I thought it was Ripped Jeans then Ripped James for way to long

Murph went full Ren with that "who do you like better, Jake Hurwitz or Jake Hurwitz?"question.

"Who do you like more Jake Hurwitz or Jake Hurwitz" njei2hDJQJBXVEUUDNEKLEM

The early rose bit is the best bit of the entire podcast!

Fun fact: Warriors is also the name of a book series for upper elementary students/early teens. I only mention because it's definitely about clashing clans of cats, which of course makes me think of the Axford-Murphy household.

Jake’s lucky they didn’t do the Asheron chronicles, or he would have gotten his ass kicked by Caldwell. #HellYeahBrother

Absolutely best short rest! The rose bit is perfect

The early rose bit and the milk bit are unparalleled in all of comedy!

Idc what year it is Im gonna rip those chains 😤

A rose to anyone willing to put up with old English in Dante's inferno

This is THE most unhinged short rest so far and I’m absolutely losing my shit over it 🤣😭🤣😭🤣

Oh my god Murph making fun of Jake for not knowing that Goku’s birth name is Kakarot had me keeling over with laughter. I love it 😂

Kakarot and Goku are not the same person if you consider the duality of man and the fluidity of subjectivity which you should. Unsubscribed.

Measure my shadow!

Loved the whole concept of dance saw!

Weird, the final 6 minutes cut out for me. Dunno if that happened to anyone else here

They're asking all these questions about Dante's Inferno like they didn't have to read it in school?

NüMetal Vegeta is my band's name.

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When Murphy said “what is this bit?” After the roses before noon bit I absolutely felt that lol

I love pentergahst(?) so much I would love to see more of him in the future, maybe create an arc with him in hell

laughed til my sides hurt at the Roses Before Noon bit!!! "I'm the bystander who just wants you to measure my shadow" makes me crack up every time i think of it

@BoB

This has got to be the funniest short rest yet. I was dying, trying so hard not to laugh too hard and wake my partner up 😂

This was maybe one of the most enjoyable short rests I've listened to. I laughed SO much. Goodness.

Where is the divine heart from defeating the Watchman? Will we be seeing a Tonathon Tinkle God?

A bouquet of Roses for Caldwell for initiating (and providing the funniest line of) that Rose Before Noon improv!

My rose is to Murph for the buzzers cutter’s names. I have to use Dancesaw somehow

OMG I was dying during this Jake razz 😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🖖

I felt so bad for laughing so loud when Murph asked Jake the DBZ question, but that was platinum quality short rest

Mixed bad for the warriors or dbz?

Do we know what the first level of hell is called?

Is anyone else super excited for the possibility of Professor Duttle showing up in hell and actually getting to do rad stuff? also the combination between devil stuff and mad scientist just seems really really cool

I. Absolutely. LOVE. Traditional times role play. Went on for way too long. Fucking love.

i didnt think the crew could top short rest ep. 55. when BoB razed murph for completely whomping his witch puzzle. raspberry patch #teamfork

Can someone remind me who Rust is?

The legendary heroes came to hell and had to make deals too 😈

Hold on you could say Kakarot was the little Saiyan boy who crashed landed while Goku was the boy who recovered after hitting his head. Grampa Gohan even says after the accident he was a completely different person. Gotta watch Dragonball as well as DBZ.

Dancing With the Starspawns!!!

Jake should watch Dragon Ball Z abridged on YouTube, easiest way to catch up.

Y'all ever think about how future people will goof on the way we talk now?

I was thing it was going to be Bronze beard proper

Spinoff: Dancing With the StarSpawn (StarSpawn)

I totally forgot about Rust, too! I thought it was gonna be Wilhelm!

im in tears literally the BEST bit next to Hemp Milk. its so fun because everyone just like went with it as soon as it started

Are ya’ll watching Dr. Stone?

I am so glad that I listened to this short rest alone at home, had I still been walking home from work I may very well have collapsed in the street from laughing so hard at the whole rose before noon bit. This will forever have a special place in my heart next to the Tonnathan scoop and the 8-Bit Book Club Zelda Adventure Book Dark Nutting.

“Uncouth to give a rose before noon” A top tier bit , rivaled only by the hemp milk song

Yeah Dante's Inferno is pretty messed up, can't wait to see what aspects of it Murph adds to the story

Pendergreens is my favourite voice Murph does, and one of my favourite NPC.

Swamp Thing is another iconic circle of spores druid

Be nice to Jake you monsters!

Razzing Jake for not knowing Dragonball Z is easily my favorite thing you've ever done

#East Coast but from Canada pls BoB come to Montreal

East Coast gang who else is listening to this at 10pm?

This was posted just as I finished the episode! Calloo Callay!

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