Short Rest: Ep. 66: Unholy Pilgrimage

This was a really funny episode.. the song is soooo funny

Railroaded by a fuckin city pigeon 🤣😂🤣

Murph definitely wanted to look like Chris Redfield when he bought a lame dad vest

Pawpaw is like sonar from dispatch now.

Murph clearly doesn’t understand the endless terror of deep space and it shows

#teampoopmist

Jake "Fjords are a fave" Hurwitz sowing the seas for Skaldova in the intro for this episode

This is years too late but the kraken is from Norse mythology not Greek

I kind of can't believe that the 2 Crew didn't consider how a butthole on the foot would affect sex for people. Just another reason to leave it right where it is...

Late to the party but this is one of my favorite short rests

Don't let Matt Mercer hear these hot takes on vests lol

Leavenworth WA is THE Christmas town of America

My vampire-Hardwon loving ass being so sad hearing Jake wants to be reincarnated 😥

Not sure about octopuses, but jellyfish dispose their anus off their body and grow a new one

Santa Claus, Indiana.

This link doesnt work anymore

I just watched the Old Navy Performance Fleece commercial...

There is a Christmas Michigan. To get there you can go though the town of Climax.

Green Eggs are amazing BTW....

Santa Clause Indiana is the most Christmasy place. Hands. Down.

I bet Murph could rock an Old Navy vest.

This shortrest was so meaty. Had no idea y'all were school friends that now have a podcast. That is so awesome.

Just listening to this after the Live in Manchester short rest, I’m so glad the song didnt go to waste

#FleeceVestForTheWin

That song was iconic, please release a full version

is the boobs razzing daddy murph with rat jokes a reference to him playing a rat in season 3 of d20?

I would pay top coin if y'all came and did a winter show in Colorado!

Ottomans wouldn't exist if your anus was on your ass

Christmas tour in Canada!!

Who else went and marathoned The Terror over the weekend after Jake mentioned it to Emily?

I want Hard one to try the Queens Hammer, and Could Hard one use water walk or something?

Murph answered the question of "Who was it that we wanted to become King?" awwwwfully quickly. Almost like it was in the forefront of his mind...potential future outcome?? I think maybe

The skullywog song makes me so happy it's insane!

Jake saying he doesn't want to play a vampire was a direct attack to my vampire loving ass bdknskaja. Vampire hardwon is so cool!

Jake's idea gives new meaning to righty tighty lefty loosey!

if you haven't already thought about this, opossums do have prehensile tails, so if fungal Paw Paw has a big beefy tail he could probably wield a sword with it

could pentagros or however you spell it cure Hardwon if they restore him to his throne?

It’s possible to remove vampirism by essentially killing Hardwon (Ike you did when going to shadowfell) and then just casting revivify.

In this episode Murph says that Gladerion is by the sea, and Bev clearly says that it is landlocked in episode 2 at 10:20. Explain yourself Direct Messenger 😂😂

THAT SONG Murph! seriously if it were included in the episode I'd be a mess when they summoned the Kraken

That song just made my day!

YES! Crickmas in July, Aussie style! 😍😍😍

#TeamPoopMist

If Hardwon can wait longer to be not-a-vampire could he be killed so he’s just dead instead of undead. Then have the resurrection spell cast on him? Then he wouldn’t have a whole different body

A live Christmas episode in Colorado would be so perfect!💕

Y’all sounded pretty set on Vermont... but you’d make a nice Jewish girl very, very happy during that time of year if you’d come visit for a Colorado Christmas!

The fleece story is absolutely heartbreaking and crushing hahaha like just a little Murph getting the goddamn MICKEY taken out of him and he just wanted to be warm and fashionable!!!

Oh I really hope they come to Colorado for Crickmas!

Y’all might be passed this in real time by now buttt I have a reincarnate list with most of the expanded races and sub races if you need @daddymurphy btw team foot ass

Emily, I think you would like a propane grill best. The green egg is good, but charcoal can be a big pain. You can always throw a foil packet with wood chips in it for that smokey flavor.

The most christmasy town in America is North Pole, Alaska, which *really* leans into the Christmas theme, to the degree that they’re where actual letters to Santa go. It’s actually apparently a living hell of jolliness, to the degree that the school narrowly averted a mass shooting a few years back! Don’t go to North Pole. Come to Anchorage instead!

Look Up Leavenworth Washington for the most Christmassy town in America

High elf hardwon would be hilarious

Do the Christmas show in Minnesota we got lodges and cocoa a plenty out here

ARK-ih-PEL-ə-goh

Can we have the Scullywog Song on a decorative pillow as Merch please??

Oh oh ohhhhh, and he could scoop Galad Rosell!

yeah i say go with a goliath or a frost giant. Lots of comedy gold in being too big to get into places, like Gandalf in the shire

Absolutely Team Poopmist, #barefoot4life

You could do your Christmas show anytime of the year in Frankenmuth,Mi

I’m honestly relieved to hear that Jake doesn’t want to be a vampire anymore. Haha Hardwon is so sad as a vampire

I can't believe no one even talked about how Hardwon would react if Reincarnated as a Dwarf! That would be Destiny!

Inflation from the money is a definite risk. Like the Spanish empire finding a mountain of silver in South America, they thought they were rich, but it lead to run away inflation they didn't control and turned out being really bad for them. Be careful Moonshine!

Goliath Hardwon would be so good

As a resident on an archipelago, Caldwell, the stress is on ar-kih-PEH-lah-go - though I /am/ Team Poop Mist.