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May 14, 2019

Merch Club Q4: Balnor Dice Bags and "Cricker Stickers!"

Hello Precious Patrons!

We're so excited to finally unveil this quarter's merch club offerings! Not only will you be receiving your very own Balnor-themed t̶u̶n̶a̶ ̶p̶o̶u̶c̶h̶ dice bag*, you'll also get four MERCH CLUB EXCLUSIVE stickers (designed by the amazing Linh Tran!) featuring some of our favorite Crick-side characters. 

But that's not all! We'll also be debuting a brand new shirt which all Merch Club members will get a discount on! I think you'll agree that this one was ... worth the wait.

Thanks again for all your support! 

~The Band of Boobs 

*Dice Bag design is (obviously) just a mock-up. We'll be posting a finalized  version soon! 

Comments (50)

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zimmyfeels · July 2, 2019

Did these ever ship out?

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MLEbug · July 5, 2019

Yeah, what’s the date on this quarter? I’ve gotten confused as to when they’re supposed to come. :)

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Brian Clark · June 25, 2019

I'm guessing it's probably too late to join the merch club and get these awesome things?? Anyone know for sure?

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Sir Carl · June 12, 2019

I bought the shirt. Couldn't get the discount to work but I got it anyways! Love it

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Erik · June 2, 2019

How do you get a discount on the shirt??

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Jose V · May 31, 2019

When are these badboys going out?

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Sascha · May 22, 2019

Chicken!

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Aniruddha Pawaskar · May 22, 2019

Can’t wait for the ......chicken shirt

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Iris McPherson · May 18, 2019

Will the shirt be available in different colors besides black?

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Tukaru · May 17, 2019

I am absolutely getting the chicken shirt

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Thrompt · May 17, 2019

Is the bag going to hit the merch store? I'd definitely be interested in scooping one up.

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Keirsty Holland · May 19, 2019

Don't quote me, but I think its just for the merch club (they posted an answer similar to the stickers)

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Ryan Lonnergan · May 16, 2019

Is the shirt a $25 club only shirt?? I'm only $5 and I'd love the shirt.

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Alex Haravey · May 16, 2019

My understanding is that it's going to be in the store, but merch club members get a discount

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BlurryVizion · May 15, 2019

Ommmggggggggg... I was going to buy a fireside shirt but now I've seen THIS.... WHAT TO DO!!!???!!! 😭

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MCMR · May 15, 2019

This merch is golden. Question: will these stickers be available for purchase separately for everyone? On your website or something?

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Not Another D&D Podcast · May 15, 2019

For the foreseeable future those will be a merch club exclusive. We might sell them at live shows if we have extra though!

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Micheal Herzer · May 15, 2019

Wow you guys actually made the chicken shirt lol

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Ally · May 15, 2019

......... chicken has been my favourite moment this year. It was hilarious

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Samual brewis · May 15, 2019

OH MY GOD! I WANT THE STICKERS SOOOO BAD!

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Sam · May 15, 2019

it took me way to long to figure out what that shirt meant LMAO

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Dani Sharkey · May 15, 2019

Omg gotta love Linh's designs!!!!

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Gage M. · May 15, 2019

I saw the shirt and laughed for literally 30 seconds. Thanks Band of Boobs.

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Michael Hartmann · May 14, 2019

It would be really cool if some of these stickers were offered in a pack on the actual store. I've been a $5 patron for a while, can't quite commit to the $25 a month level, but would love to get the stickers as a stand alone purchase.

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MLEbug · May 14, 2019

Oh my gosh, the designs are SO GOOD! I am buying that shirt the SECOND it hits the store!!!

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Hey-lay the Cray Fae · May 14, 2019

So stoked for that bag!

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HexMix · May 14, 2019

I love all of it! That dice bag will be mine!

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CHUHCK · May 14, 2019

I think there should be a period at the end after chicken

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Mikayla Mason · May 14, 2019

MO!

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · May 14, 2019

Amazing turnaround on an amazing shirt idea...🍄

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Carrboro Chapel Hill FPV · May 14, 2019

Would look good on a FPV race wing

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Kestrel · May 14, 2019

THE CHICKEN SHIRT

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Mattie Kenny · May 14, 2019

Can't wait for merch club this quarter!!

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Sarah Trimble-Tutor · May 14, 2019

My God. I want all of the things. 😅

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Kevin · May 14, 2019

Does merch ship to Canadian patrons as well?

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Curtis Schaefer · May 14, 2019

Yeah it does. In Canada and got mine last quarter. So if you're a patron in Canada you should have no problems

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Squibbles · May 14, 2019

If I join the merch club tier now, would I be able to receive this merch? :p

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Amanda · May 14, 2019

That's what I'm wondering too! I want in on this!

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Devon Steen · May 14, 2019

I’m so happy the shirt actually got made!!!!

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Nathan Fenster · May 14, 2019

I love the bud heavies on the bag that design is awesome

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Ollie Bear · May 14, 2019

That shirt! OMG. It took me there. I'm laughing myself to tears all over again.

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Sarah Tschetter · May 14, 2019

WANT

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Cody Ary · May 14, 2019

Omg. That shirt is glorious!!

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Dave Johnson · May 14, 2019

Love that dice bag design

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Nikki Lynn · May 14, 2019

I need this shirt

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Joshua ziegler · May 14, 2019

I love these so much 💜💜💜

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Joseph P · May 14, 2019

.............chicken

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Jenny T · May 14, 2019

BAHAHAHAHA CHICKEN YES NEED

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Elizabeth Lees · May 14, 2019

The shirt!! Yessssss!

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Matt · May 14, 2019

These are incredible!