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April 4, 2019

Ep. 57: Frozen Hearts (A Faerie Tale)

AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS! The Band of Boobs travel to King Lestibourne's tower and face the Queen of the Unseely! Moonshine loses her will to fight, Hardwon learns more about the horror he inflicted on the Widow, and Beverly disobeys his dad. 

Music/Sound Effects Include:

"Crackling Fire" by sagetyrtle at Freesound.org.

"Tower in the Distance" by Emily Axford.

"Angels and Devils" by Emily Axford.

"The Purge" by Emily Axford.

"Into the Fire" by Emily Axford.

"King Lestibourne" by Emily Axford.

"All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.

"Kiss of Life" by Emily Axford.

Comments (68)

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Renee Wild · September 15, 2026

Do you think Murph remembered that he referenced Snow Patrol here when he gave Balnor the Big Mouth Bill Bass?

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Sharktopus Reckoning · September 4, 2026

Moonshine really has such a penchant for consuming her enemies. It makes sense for a decomposer like fungus!

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Sharktopus Reckoning · September 4, 2026

This battle was so fucking epic! I get such a massive, throbbing, PULSATING spectral boner on every relisten. You can feel just how in the moment either their characters everyone is and it’s fucking beautiful

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Sharktopus Reckoning · September 4, 2026

Hardwon kissing Moonshine was so fuckin’ sweet.

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Sharktopus Reckoning · September 4, 2026

"I wildshape just my chin into a billy goat” AHAHDHHDHD fucking killed me

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TristanMB · March 17, 2026

Murph: "no, she's out of the eyeballs" Murph 2 minutes later: "She's going to do the eyeball thing to Balnor"

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Mo, loving Skaldova and running Strahd in the 90s? · March 3, 2026

This is one of the most cinematic episodes of any naddpod campaign

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seda · January 17, 2026

Caldwell’s very bad, no good day

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Kaidan C · December 15, 2025

Wait… did they forget about Gwee getting sucked out of the ship after an explosion?

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Julia · November 24, 2025

Wow, Murph coming in and getting them back for solving his witch riddle so fast. This was rough!

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James (plz make more trinyvale eps) · September 18, 2025

“and we’re going to do it all with help of Ketel One Vodka™️” This stupidly hilarious one liner has snuck up on me every time by this episode comes up when I listen to this campaign (I’m currently on another re-listen, and no I won’t say what number that puts it at). Real world references always get me I think.

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Lana Kole · February 15, 2025

Murph’s evil little cackle after he destroys Hardwon is sooooo funny. Gets me every time

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Logan Adams · January 23, 2025

*HONK HONK*LOL the first honk, shoutout campaign 2

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James (plz make more trinyvale eps) · September 18, 2025

I know you didn’t ask, but… I must spread the word that Hank/Honk Honkfish is Jake’s most underrated character (with Mavris being his crown jewel - his magnum opus). Anyway, Hank was quietly the funniest PC in C2, while also ending up having the best most intriguing backstory… that also had the most satisfying and complete of all of the character story arcs in C2.

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Paul Morrison · January 13, 2025

42:00 gave me goosebumps

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Toblerone. jpg · October 25, 2024

1:31:20 i don’t know if anyone will see this and have the proper context but caldwell told this story on a recent episode of Dirty Laundry, a show on dropout

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i am a smapphire · April 21, 2025

Hero

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Mars Cat · March 22, 2024

~1:20:00 Hardwon’s mind dig was so great 🙀.

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Aran Eardley · August 3, 2023

Such a great episode =]

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James Wagner · June 14, 2021

9:00 foreshadowing the talking fish

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keysi ellle · November 17, 2020

this sode is sooo good

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Daniel Huscher · September 20, 2019

I'm curious would you allow them to cause themselves to lose some hp to combat the mental attack like stabbing themselves or cutting I haven't played a campaign yet just curious.

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J · April 10, 2019

This episode was so good. I love listening to you all, the laughter is contagious :)

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James (plz make more trinyvale eps) · September 18, 2025

Don’t forget the hard hitting emotional scenes, as well. They turkey never miss.

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Nikki Lynn · April 8, 2019

I'm so glad I waited until my office cleared out to listen to this episode. Holy Crap... Daddy Murph... I'm emotionally traumatized from this episode. Amazing Job!

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James (plz make more trinyvale eps) · September 18, 2025

I love it lmao. Murph relishes in torturing them like this at times. He’s the GOAT DM in any actual play btw. (Don’t @ me on this btw - you’re 100% wrong if you disagree with me on it. It’s been proven by lots of math, the scientific method, as well as the MANY Bible verses that elude to it, too).

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BlurryVizion · April 8, 2019

Loving this arc guys! Great job! 🖖

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Walter Lajara · April 6, 2019

So you said to ask questions, and this one isn’t necessarily episode relevant but I’ve been wondering it. Caldwell, how do you approach playing a young, gay character? Obviously in a fantasy world you can have the ideal experience where there’s not an issue of prejudice, but is that something you thought about with Bev at all?

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James (plz make more trinyvale eps) · September 18, 2025

I’m sure he’s more worried about the out of game response to Bev, rather than the in game/people of Bahumia’s response.

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Blace Newkirk · April 6, 2019

So much exposition, so very well done. Much like the Boobs, I got literal chills at Bev's vision. Bravo Daddy, Bravo!!

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ItzTK · April 6, 2019

great job guys

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Kalin Leonard · April 6, 2019

I legit gasped so many times at work my coworkers thought one of our machines were malfunctioning! Murph has definitely outdone himself and I aspire to be the DM that he is

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Caitlyn Spence · April 6, 2019

SAMESAME

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Kaylee Cosmo · April 5, 2019

This was a freaking great episode!!!

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Kate Leary · April 5, 2019

Coffee by Sierra Needle is *chefs kiss*

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Eric Burant · April 5, 2019

I'm pretty excited to meet Moonshine's father! I know Murph is biased towards dwarves, but emily is an avowed fan of elves. Will the high elves prove to be as douchey as Galad may indicate? Or will Moonshine's biases be exposed as petty or based on ignorance, much like Hardwon and the Pale Prince?

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Garga Lenoir · April 5, 2019

Amazing episode! But I hope that counterspell scare will finally push them to buy some health potions. They could have easily stocked up in the Autumn Court.

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James ripple · April 5, 2019

Get your bell ring what

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Joel Weisburger · April 5, 2019

another amazing ep. you guys are the best

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Maggie · April 5, 2019

3rd time I've cried at work bc of this podcast

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MLEbug · April 5, 2019

Oh my goodness! I am overwhelmed with emotion!

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Sin · April 4, 2019

"...thats so WOKE"

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Debra Wasson · April 4, 2019

I thought gwee got sucked out of the whole when the flying machine malfunctioned

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King of the City Pigeons · April 4, 2019

Is it weird I’m shipping Moonshine/Hardwon cus it would be funny to listen to Daddy Murphy be RP cucked as Balnor.

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jacket22 · April 4, 2019

What the fuckkkkk

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jacket22 · April 4, 2019

What the hell

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Zane · April 4, 2019

graaaah of all the episodes to have a late short rest 😭 gives me today to think of a question

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Loosh from CT · April 4, 2019

my god what a thick ass sode

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Joe Murphy · April 4, 2019

Murph is a fucking madman.

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Robin · April 4, 2019

Y'know Murph, I'm kinda disappointed when King Lestibournes woke up and didn't immediately say something like "Wasing the wanting of where of the needing?"

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Kestrel · April 4, 2019

If Murph just started using eastern street slang (sorry, High Imperial) I would absolutely lose my mind

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Ajay Avilla · April 4, 2019

Holy hell murph. Now I feel like I gotta go home and hug my loved ones.

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MarbleJams · April 4, 2019

My husband Galad is back and he’s a sexy undead lieutenant! Everyone heart’s breaking was great! My favorites were Hardwon’s and Beverly’s.

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MLEbug · April 5, 2019

Hahaha! 😂

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Carly Scutella · April 4, 2019

Welp, I think I just used all of my emotional energy for the day

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Andrew Duff · April 4, 2019

Devils! Hissssss*

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John H. · April 4, 2019

Could Hardwon have kicked on the thruster on the flying ship? Then just blown by or away from some of the encounters and gotten to the tower quicker? I'm assuming Brian had a set amount of encounters. Could those have been halved?

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Cole Winter-Smith · April 4, 2019

Well, that was a rollercoaster of emotion. Jesus. I need a 48hour lay-down and a cup of tea.

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Marisa · April 4, 2019

I would buy a “honk if u nasty” shirt

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Hrishi Venkatesh · April 4, 2019

Well... That was fucking harrowing...

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Cody Martel · April 4, 2019

^i would think that she probably makes the music after the fact and they splice it in during post. That way there's no reveals. Plus then she can draw on what her actual feelings were during the session and use that to inspire the music.

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Cody Ary · April 4, 2019

That's what I had thought, but I could have swore there was an episode where a comment was made while they were playing about how much they loved playing with the music, which suggested to me that it was created beforehand and played while they played

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Justin Harris · April 4, 2019

O______________O

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Cody Ary · April 4, 2019

This sode was the thiccest! I have a question for Emily. When you are making the music for the show, how much info does Daddy Murph give you so that you can incorporate the right feeling and tone into the music? And does it affect you as Moonshine at all knowing that you made happier music so the upcoming scenes might not be as serious?

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Emily WIlliamson · April 4, 2019

I don’t think she composes music in advance of a specific episode but after

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ayahiraya · April 4, 2019

thicc sode

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Savannah M · April 4, 2019

Second time's the charm, eh? 😜

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Mark · April 4, 2019

Damnit murph its 2 am i can't just start this episode