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March 7, 2019

Ep. 53: Escape From Old Court Castle (A Faerie Tale)

AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS! The Band of Boobs formulate a plan to rescue Queen Cirilla and escape Old Court! Moonshine cooks up a Chosen kebab, Hardwon executes "Operation: Lactose Lad," and Beverly makes his papa proud.  Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!

Music/Sound Effects Include:

"Dreamy Ambience" by Klankbeeld at Freesound.org.

"Fantastic & Fuddling" by Emily Axford.

"Sea Beast" by Emily Axford.

"A Haven Away From Home" by Emily Axford.

"The Sultan of Stone" by Emily Axford.

"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.

"Court of the Boy King" by Emily Axford.

"Escape the Boy King's Brunch" by Emily Axford.

Comments (37)

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Izzy · September 25, 2026

listening to this again, the whole Hardwon impersonating the Chosen and the Milky Dance bit is STILL SO FUNNY

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The Grade Chemist · May 1, 2026

"Feywild... Gay child" still holds 😂😂

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Kat ! · January 27, 2026

53:37 Hardwon was fully possessed by the spirit of Nyack in this moment

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Kat ! · January 27, 2026

a silky drink thay makes me prance, its time to do the milky dance !!

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Dale Jefferson · October 13, 2025

I’ve been waiting for the cherubic Hardwon since they started this arc

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djspooky · August 3, 2025

This is legit my fave episode from this podcast. The nudie mag, the hardwon disguise and rhymes about milk. The pirates being summoned and left behind. The old Queen knowing Bev is a good boy. Moonshines uncharted-esque stealth takedowns. Running into the pictures instead of opening them to teleport. Overall 10/10

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Sevin · August 1, 2025

"Brothers!"

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Giovanni Gabriele · May 9, 2025

So did Murphy already know that glad was in shadow fell at this point? Because he is a allusive about where the chosen go after they die.

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Octopus · July 6, 2025

Super cool of you posting unmarked spoilers. Thank you for that <3

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i am a smapphire · April 15, 2025

Birth of thicc sode? Or am I tripping, I'm disoriented in these relistens

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naur_body · May 4, 2025

i think i saw a comment from you a couple episodes ago about being in the pnw and laughing at naddpod years later — same !! lol

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nvsblty · December 19, 2024

though his songs are of milk, his breath is of wine

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Bryant Fisk · October 23, 2024

I think this is the hardest I’ve laughed from all the episodes so far from the milk chase scene 😂🤣🤣🤣 I can’t get enough of this podcast!!!

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Michael P Mendoza · August 26, 2024

Murph is the king of city pigeons

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Andrew Kohlmeyer · July 23, 2024

I already got a huge FF7 slums church feel last episode when the ghost lead them to the flower garden with light streaking from the ceiling. Now her name is Taerith, very nice.

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Gab Rielle · June 22, 2024

“Nipple nectar” has me DECEASED

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Samual brewis · March 16, 2019

i'm starting to think these guys want me to hook up with their spouces first derylin now gemma haha

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J · March 14, 2019

It's been a long time since I've laughed as hard as I did during the milky dance chase scene, lol

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Andrew Emmel · March 11, 2019

Milk Brothers lol

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Andrew Duff · March 11, 2019

Me: Give me a milk You:.....?

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Jason MCGauly · March 9, 2019

I was in the middle of listening to this on Google music and the pod stopped and the episode disappeared. What happened?

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Jay Lee · March 9, 2019

That was a good milky sode

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Nicole Jordan · March 9, 2019

Random but has Hardwon been using spirit guardians? I haven't heard them in a while (I am only 50 minutes in at the moment tho)

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Violet Flohr · March 8, 2019

"FEYWILD...GAY CHILD" was such a good intro and I would 100% buy merch with that phrase on it

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Matt L · March 7, 2019

Guys! Apparently opossums are only pregnant for 12 days

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Darby · March 7, 2019

I was wondering why Hardwon's "Brothers!" was making me laugh so hard, and then I realized that it was because it reminded me of Nyack, who is the funniest D&D character I have ever had the pleasure to behold

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BlurryVizion · March 7, 2019

I didn't realize it either until they talked about it in the short rest. Then a lightbulb went on and made it even that much better for sure!

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Kai · March 7, 2019

Fey Wild. Gay Child. My favourite intro to the podcast to date!

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Eric Burant · March 7, 2019

Beverly IV's voice has become VERY much more like the warbling, breaking early Green-teen voice and lost its dadly confidence.

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BlurryVizion · March 7, 2019

I definitely think there were moments when that happened, but I just attributed it to Murph going back and forth between voices. Maybe Balnor & Bev 4th getting crossed. It sounded a bit "Pebblepot" to me at 1st, although I think he recovers quickly from it and it didn't take me out of the adventure.

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Marisa · March 7, 2019

love me a thicc ‘sode

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Saru · March 7, 2019

Angel: So If brother Fatius jumps out of the window you would too?! Chosen Guards: But he has milk!

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BlurryVizion · March 7, 2019

Listening to the chode sode in my abode before I get on the road!!! Love it. #DadSodes #TootnScoot #FrayedintheFey #StealthySweetness

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Justin Harris · March 7, 2019

Moonshine totally S ranked that stealth portion.

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Oblivioness · March 7, 2019

Almost 2 hrs? Chode ‘sode

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Andrew Schick · March 7, 2019

Listen, you know you must

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Chris · March 7, 2019

Hmm... Is it worth staying up til 2 am EST to listen. Or should I be responsible and just wait til i wake up.