Short Rest: Ep. 50: Nightcap

As a current W-S resident I can confirm that there is a very tall tower, practically the only one here, and it is nicknamed… The Penis Tower.

Jake specifying "body of a dead child" is so needlessly grim I couldn't hold back from cracking up on the bus

“she has a zest for life that i frankly do not have” me too murph

I know Im late getting into this but please come to new zealand for a live show

#caldwellcheated

Ok listen, I just need y’all to know that across the board I absolutely live for all the bonkers shit Emily says. I mean, y’all think it’s bonkers, but i feel like she speaks truths from my soul that i’ve never known to express before. Emily ily, thank you for being you and shining that light 💗👽✨😋💃🏻

They laying the groundwork for Boggy's Buds in this episode

I live in Wake Forest, no one here bothers buying patio furniture anymore… not since The Incident

saying māori like may ori is so funny

This is so funny to me because like a decade ago I wrote a short story about a guy doing increasingly wild things to get his daughter's stolen bicycle back, including a stakeout and a fight, pretty much your entire fantasy in this ep haha

Fuck you Murph. My riding mower me time is not sad. No kids. No needy pets. Just me, drinks, NADDPOD in the ear, getting high, the breeze in my beard. What a time to be alive. Ok, maybe a little sad but still.

What were you gonna do to the deli?

My brother definitely says mowing the lawn, shoveling snow, and chopping wood are his me times away from the kids x)

Honestly still down to just group up as a NADPOD gang and beat the shit outta someone for some decent at best reason.

I want to see Moonshine's eBay history

Nobody is reading these comments anymore, but here I am conducting surveillance as a private eye listening to the boobs fantasizing about my job

I am weirdly drinking a lemon and lavender G&T while listening to this. Emily hmu for my lavender syrup recipe!

I had my bike stolen the summer before 9th grade, I saw it at the high school bike rack during orientation day. I took it back. My one and only vigilante act. It felt so good.

Yas! Please come do in a show in New Zealand!

Is this a real drink they keep bringing up?

Hello guys! I spent a couple months listening to your stuff on Spotify. Once I got as far as I could, I needed more and became a Patreon at the beginning of this month. I FINALLY finished catching up on all the videos, mixed bags, and Short rests!!! All 4 of you are wonderful to listen too. Murph & Caldwell, both of your campaigns are so unique and captivating. Emily & Jake, I love listening to your characters develop the further we adventure together. I'll most certainly continue to be a Patreon and I look forward to all the future content I'll now get to enjoy! You guys inspire me as both a DM and a player. Thank you.

Pleeeeeasse come do a show in Wellington!

I MUST see the gravel art!!!

#CaldwellCheated ... on all of us!

Moonshine won't return Balnor's feelings in fear of Daddy Murphy killing him #moonor

I need a short rest of just Caldwell’s drinking and punching patio furniture story. Please and thank you.

Treat yourself to googling "Medieval monkey holding fruit." Great tangents, boobs.

I’m really loving these looser short rests. Last weeks hemp milk song and this weeks assortment of topics are really fun to listen to. Also please come to the Bay Area before New Zealand for a live show!

Omg I stole my bike back in a Craigslist sting once please ask me for advice it's the most alive I've ever felt

As someone who is not a dad, but does use a Riding Lawn Mower. I find it quite therapeutic.

NADDPOD ARMY - RETRIEVE THE BIKE! #NaddpodMob

I’m so down to help form a gang. And, as a licensed cosmetologist I cane make sure all the dudes have the perfect menacing guyliner and the girls have perfectly punk mad max hair.

If you guys come to NZ I'll be the first in line! One big white cloud! ONE BIG WHITE CLOUD!

I would absolutely go to a show in NZ!

Emily! My favorite bike in college got stolen, I feel your pain!! It was sitting in front of my apartment for a few days with a flat tire and some asshole stole it!! I had the serial number on the receipt I got with it, but I still haven't been reunited with it :( best of luck finding yours and I hope you give them a deep nut kick!!!!

I think I need to see this gravel art and monkey painting Emily was talking about

#caldwellcheated

My friend saw her stolen bike on Craigslist before. She asked for a test drive and then just biked home!

My rose for the episode was when Bev starts monologuing to the hag, and without missing a beat she tells him to shut the fuck up and slaps him upside the head. Just the way Murph said it had me howling with laughter!

One time my bike got stolen and 2 weeks later I saw a dude riding it like a block away from my apartment. I went up to him and asked where he got it and he immediately apologized and offered to help me carry it back. So what I’m saying is all u gotta do is wait 2 weeks

What finger do I cut off to join the nadpod gang?

Also what would be the initiation rites for joining this alleged gang... because I'm down.

#teamcaldwell my significant other is totally NOT making me type this ... wink wink... send help

#CaldwellCheated

I feel personally attacked by the long-distance fighting conversation

I feel like people underestimate Dragon Turtles because they are not called Turtle Dragons. That was my group's first player character death.

Hey, isn't Tonathan Tinkle the first gnome the boobs ever met? They definitely had a good interaction with gnomes before they turned sour on them.

True story: my grandpa pulled a full solo sting op when someone stole my mom's car. Passed it on his drive home from work, took a bus back to the spot, broke into the car and just took it back. Anything is possible if you believe (or are a dad fueled by financial rage).

I’m so here for learning about Caldwell’s drunk adventures 😂

#CaldwellCheated

I related so hard to the "facetime fight". As someone who has been in a long distance relationship for over a year, I can say its accurate 😂.

You guys made my day with this ep. You guys have really been on a roll lately. I listened back on the moonstone arc, and while is was still good, the sheer quality of the recent arcs is phenomenal. Your dynamic on the whole has really been getting smoother and smoother. Your charecters have gotten more and more defined and deep as the podcast progresses. Murph has become even more DM goals. Keep it up guys! You have the best D&D podcast around!

Caldwell cheated

Oh Emily, can we please please please get a picture of your gravel art? I also need to see that monkey! 🐒❤️

Same here dude. I was honestly butthurt thst i had caught up and couldnt endlessly stream but the itch has been scratched

I don’t know why I’m awake but I’m glad I’m awake for the release😄